WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

RIP Ripped Jeans

 

Damn, those are not lemons anymore. Lipton?

Colorful Dress, Dark Desires.

 

 

She’s just making sure it’s full.

 

It’s windy down there.

 

It is to be used again.

 

Did she just put her foot on the top of the cashier’s desk?

 

My Eyes Are Up Here

 

I smelled that miles away.

 

My new hair style effective immediately

 

NO F’s given that day!

 

Cousin It shopping for hair products.

Via PeopleOfWalmart

 

 

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

Pony tail boi looks photoshopped. Are we having to resort to that to make Walmart folken look stupid now?

Anonymous
Anonymous

“Pony tail boi looks photoshopped”

Good catch, Monk.

If it were ‘real’, its skates woulda been the same color as the hair.

Glock-N-Load

These are people who simply do not give a Fu*k.

BabbleOn
BabbleOn

Peoples lack of respect for themselves and their personal dignity is sad. Imagine their personal surroundings….

anon a moos
anon a moos

Call it what it is, mental illness. Wallies attracts them in spades

Anonymous
Anonymous

“Wallies attracts them in spades”

Try Whole Foods, and strike up a few conversations.

bidenTouchesKids
bidenTouchesKids

All of these people know Brawndo has what plants crave.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran

It’s not even shocking anymore. I noticed at the local grocery store that the mid-ranged priced laundry detergent is now behind a plexiglass shield that rings a bell when you open it. For Tide (the “good stuff”, apparently), you have to ask a clerk to get it. I grabbed a bottle of a brand called Xtra – 80 loads, I think, for $5.99. I think criminals use Tide as some sort of bargaining mechanism to trade EBT for cash. Like, people buy Tide with their EBT and trade it (probably at 25 cents on the dollar) for cash. This grocery store is not in the ghetto, although it’s not way out in the ‘burbs, either.

bucknp
bucknp

Pick 6. Check. lol

Slip over the head bald look disguise, +butt crack, +white T-shirt although lacking grease and oil stains. Someone noticed ( the pic) . Most don’t. Incognito.

Spencer
Spencer

Back in the day, they used to say about well endowed women, “They will be carrying those in a wheel barrow”. Fuck me, I thought it was bullshit, till I seen that woman.. LMAO

Doug
Doug

Honestly–what is wrong with these people?

Empty
Empty

The guy sitting on the disabled body Harley is looking at that being at the counter thinkin’, I’m gettin’ some of that action tonight. And the buff Wally shopper is letting his inner beauty flow for all of 💩dom to see. The woman standing at McDonald’s with whatever that is (please tell me it’s something she’s shoplifting and that’s not a wayward tit). I think I just lost my appetite. Two places in the modern era (out of three (Waffle House)) that nothing good ever comes, Wal-Mart and McDonald’s under the same roof.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran

I dunno – there’s Filet O’ Fish.

SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed

Words fail me. Just damn….

Anonymous
Anonymous

America, home of the free, land of the brave. Oh dear. The rest of the world can only watch in awe and wonder!

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