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Todd Packer's Mentor
Todd Packer's Mentor
January 29, 2023 8:42 am

First line of the story:
“The result was familiar, the ease with which it was achieved somewhat of a surprise.”
https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/29/tennis/novak-djokovic-stefanos-tsitsipas-australian-open-final-spt-intl/index.html
The 35 year old might just have a major competitive advantage. I hope he wins every tournament he enters this year.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Todd Packer's Mentor
January 29, 2023 9:25 am

Just imagine how much better you would play without heart muscle damage.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  MrLiberty
January 29, 2023 11:22 am

Because batting, swatting, throwing, kicking a ball is sooooo entertaining. Can I get a little more bread please.

Todd Packer's Mentor
Todd Packer's Mentor
  anon a moos
January 29, 2023 11:48 am

It is noteworthy because Djokovic is famously anti-vax. He got screwed last year for taking a stand, particularly in Australia and America. This is well worth celebrating.

Wayne K Wilson
Wayne K Wilson
January 29, 2023 9:03 am

National sales tax is a good idea, but the rino’s would let the dems keep the present taxes.

Todd Packer's Mentor
Todd Packer's Mentor
  Wayne K Wilson
January 29, 2023 9:20 am

National sales tax is an atrocious idea.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Todd Packer's Mentor
January 29, 2023 4:53 pm

fact is that it is the only legitimate Constitutional tax. Many of you old folks on here have very little understanding of what you proclaim to support.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Wayne K Wilson
January 29, 2023 9:27 am

The main complaint about previous “fair tax” proposals. That and the fact that everyone has the goal of “revenue neutral” as if the government is entitled to any of our money.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Wayne K Wilson
January 29, 2023 1:02 pm

On its face – a single tax rate that EVERYONE PAID – has some appeal. Now, when some clown says they are going to raise taxes or lower taxes, nobody has any idea how that is going to affect them. If someone were to say that the rate is going from 26% to 28%, or to 24%, everyone would know exactly how that will impact them. But the tax will never be equally applied, some things will have enough lobbying support to make them exempt, some will be taxed even higher (liquor, cigs, etc.) and so it will never reach that point. But more importantly, the goal is to bring in the same amount of tax….which is criminal. I favor a national sales tax of 0%, with ALL other taxes wiped away too. Simple. Pay as you go, shut down the federal government, and let a private competitive marketplace of businesses and individuals provide what people actually wish to purchase.

Balbinus
Balbinus
  Wayne K Wilson
January 30, 2023 7:31 pm

What they are talking would take my taxes from about 10% to about 23%. Great idea? NOT!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Administrator
January 29, 2023 9:46 am

Must be on sale…

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
  YourAverageJoe
January 29, 2023 10:08 am

Take one egg out and duct tape it to a wall. Sell as “Art”.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
January 29, 2023 11:38 am

A dozen in Kansas this past week.

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Empty
Empty
  Anonymous
January 29, 2023 1:52 pm

Roughly the same as where I live, but high $8 for 18 eggs

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 29, 2023 4:05 pm

I paid 9.69 for a dozen egglands best this week. 30 cents more at this point is nothing.

Balbinus
Balbinus
  Anonymous
January 30, 2023 7:33 pm

$1.99 here at Ruler Foods this week. Limit 5 dozen.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Administrator
January 29, 2023 11:44 am

One of the perfect devices, along with rotten tomatoes and water balloons, to send all disgusting “civil servants” and corrupt politicians a subtle message.

m
m
January 29, 2023 9:45 am

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Capn' Mike
Capn' Mike
  m
January 29, 2023 10:00 am

Hey Germany!
I got yer Leopard!!

B_MC
B_MC
  Capn' Mike
January 29, 2023 3:05 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  m
January 29, 2023 10:48 am

Putin is the leader of the free world. The USA passed Russia going in the opposite direction 30 years ago. Now we have our compromised criminal leaders, installed by the deep state, starting wars in an effort to save the failing system they destroyed with corruption and greed.
This shit show is going to end and the $ is going to zero. Our once great nation is now on life support and the plug is going to be pulled.
Your pension will be worth nothing. Your pay check will buy nothing.
Hyperinflation is on the way and not even WW3 can stop it.
Get rid of your normalcy bias and wake the hell up. America has failed.
SPEND every last $ you have and get something with it while there are still things to buy.
This is a serious message to my like minded friends. GET YOUR MONEY CONVERTED TO REAL ASSETS that will help you survive the shit storm.
Time is shorter than you think. Start today, do not wait until everyone else wakes up, then there will be nothing to buy at any price.

beau
beau
  Anonymous
January 29, 2023 11:03 am

HOME RUN!!

B_MC
B_MC
January 29, 2023 10:21 am

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Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  B_MC
January 29, 2023 11:46 am

as well as doing

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 29, 2023 11:34 am

I’m not happy that Santos lied, but his lies are no more serious than what we have to deal with daily from all the rest of them. As long as he votes against the democrats, let him finish out his term. That’s more than we can expect from a lot of the other republicans.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Administrator
January 29, 2023 1:05 pm

I downvoted, because Barney was actually quite safe with guns. He NEVER carried a loaded gun, always had only one bullet in his pocket, and was very conscious about the gun once loaded. Not sure I could come up with an alternative, but dumb Barney isn’t it.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
January 29, 2023 8:41 pm

Barney Fife, of all Hollywhore characters ever, never shot anyone.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Colorado Artist
January 30, 2023 5:15 pm

The same as Baldwin’s “armorer”. Only one person on that movie set was responsible for carelessly picking up a firearm, aiming it at somebody, and murdering an innocent human being – Alec Baldwin himself.

Machinist
Machinist
January 29, 2023 2:49 pm

Re: Margolis & Cox
I would have thought she’d have a lot more bananas at the check-out.