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59 Comments
Anonymous
Anonymous
February 20, 2023 10:04 am

Train derailment season looks to be a real thing

I just wanted to say that good job for all the police officers that worked together to discover the pipe bomb on the train tracks. Just don’t be surprised when the fingerprints come back to federal agents. – @Luckyabundance7

@rawsalerts
Police have discovered a 18-inch pipe bomb on Train Tracks
Multiple Law enforcement have responded after a 18-inch pipe bomb that is capped at both ends was disconnected on the Train Tracks in Frankford PA and have been reported to have burn marks. Officers advise the pipe is on the train tracks and bomb disposal unit has removed the device for further investigation

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 20, 2023 10:11 am

So my boss was painting all the doors from his house at the bodyshop in the paint room so they were perfect. Being impatient, he had us move them to racks outside before they cured, on a fairly windy day. A door is a sail. A rack weighs about 12 pounds. Over they went like dominoes. I start singing “all we are is doors in the wind”(my version of dust in the wind). Everyone thought it was super funny until he walked up behind me. Sang him a whole verse just to save face, while dancin around like doris day. Managed to keep my job, but boy did i pull some shit work for a looong time.

idaho
idaho
  Anonymous
February 20, 2023 11:33 am

remember, people good to excellent at their jobs can get another one (usually better too) somewhere else, but a asshole boss will loose production when they hire a mediocre replacement.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
February 20, 2023 10:25 am
Ken31
Ken31
  Iska Waran
February 20, 2023 12:16 pm

He couldn’t be any more of a puppet if there was a stick coming out of his ass.

Notorious Lurker
Notorious Lurker
  Ken31
February 21, 2023 2:23 am

Looks more like the Boston Dynamics robot, well those robots have a better gait.

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
February 20, 2023 10:27 am

Up here we now have “Winter Vomiting Season”.

B_MC
B_MC
February 20, 2023 10:31 am

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B_MC
B_MC
February 20, 2023 10:31 am

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B_MC
B_MC
February 20, 2023 10:32 am

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B_MC
B_MC
February 20, 2023 10:32 am
BabbleOn
BabbleOn
  B_MC
February 20, 2023 11:04 am

Was it Toronto? The Plume map says no. Toronto got missed. Ford doesn’t care then.

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
  BabbleOn
February 20, 2023 11:15 am

Btw since the snow is melting and obviously has something in it. Please change the water in any of your bird baths often for the next little bit. The Cleanup starts with YOU.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
February 20, 2023 12:15 pm

Could have picked sidewalks, porches, downspouts, ball courts, or anything else. Oh no, what is this stuff that looks like oil on a road?!

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
February 20, 2023 8:54 pm

The snow on a road would have melted much faster than that on sidewalks due to the vehicular traffic … same with the ball courts and other stuff unless folks shoveled it themselves.

B_MC
B_MC
February 20, 2023 10:35 am

His decision?

CEO of Norfolk Southern railroad smiles outside his $4.2M Atlanta mansion after defending his decision to detonate toxic derailed train in East Palestine

The embattled CEO of Norfolk Southern was seen going for a walk outside and smiling Sunday afternoon – after he defended the decision to detonate the toxic detailed train in East Palestine.

Alan Shaw, who makes $4.5million a year, was spotted outside his multi-million dollar mansion in Atlanta, Georgia on Sunday.

When pressed for what the company was doing about the disaster, he spoke very briefly.

‘We remain committed to the citizens of East Palestine,’ Shaw told DailyMail.com Sunday.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11769701/Embattled-CEO-Norfolk-Southern-railroad-making-4-5million-YEAR-defends-detonating-toxic-train.html

B_MC
B_MC
February 20, 2023 10:37 am

Oakland goes dark as fire rips through California power substation following a series of targeted attacks on across US: Flights are grounded and 9,000 residents are plunged into darkness

A major power outage caused by a fire at an electrical substation shut down the Oakland Airport in Northern California Sunday evening.

More than 9,000 customers in the Bay Area are still impacted and flights out of the area were halted after a fire broke out at a Pacific Gas and Electric substation around 1pm.

Photos and videos posted on social media show stranded passengers at the airport waiting at their gates and to get through security which was shut down for hours.

A representative for PG&E confirmed the widespread outage on Twitter just after 2.50pm Pacific Standard Time and say they are ‘currently investigating the details.’

The cause of the outage is unknown at this time. The incident comes as a series of substations across the United States have been targeted by individuals looking to wreak havoc on the power system.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11770247/Oakland-Airport-halts-flights-power-outage-50-000-without-power-Bay-Area.html

Euddolen ap Afallach
Euddolen ap Afallach
  B_MC
February 20, 2023 12:28 pm

Hilaroous as the camera pans past solar panels made useless by the power outage.

Some are ignorant of the fact that all grid connected solar panels go offline when the utility mains are lost.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 20, 2023 10:56 am

Play they ! Lol bout sums it all up doesn’t it .

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
February 20, 2023 12:15 pm
Remo
Remo
  Administrator
February 20, 2023 3:17 pm

I wish it was only 7% inflation.

fujigm
fujigm
February 20, 2023 12:49 pm

They already lost their language.
Brazilian Portuguese is recognized as the official Portuguese, as more people speak it.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
February 20, 2023 1:24 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
February 20, 2023 1:26 pm

January 6 video tape from the capitol belongs to all Americans. So why is Kevin McSwampy releasing it only to Tucker Carlson / FAUX news and Paul Ryan ?

It will be filtered and slow dripped to the public.

Ben Lurken
Ben Lurken
  Administrator
February 20, 2023 4:14 pm

I watched the end of Daytona for laughs. Also saw that Kyle Bush received a penalty for speeding????????

Tugs
Tugs
February 20, 2023 2:55 pm

Many repeated stuff

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
February 20, 2023 3:54 pm

Maybe this is a Friday Fail but I’m not saving it for 4 more days.

nkit
nkit
  Mary Christine
February 20, 2023 4:11 pm

definitely a FF……Might have even warranted compensation… (:~)

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Mary Christine
February 20, 2023 4:11 pm

Dead

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
February 20, 2023 4:29 pm

TXDeplorable is on a roll these last coupla days. Yikes.

Bart the Rooftop Korean
Bart the Rooftop Korean
  Anonymous
February 20, 2023 8:03 pm

He fucked around. He found out.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
February 20, 2023 9:00 pm

Play stupid games … win stupid prizes … 

Another contestant for the 2023 Darwin Awards …

Suds
Suds
  Anthony Aaron
February 20, 2023 9:17 pm

Here’s another one TXDeplorable put up recently.
The plate looks like this happened outside the U.S.
But yet, there’s a Circle K logo on the wash, so, ???
So, apparently stupidity and malfunction is everywhere.

This one might be tied up in the body shop for a while, of it’s not totaled.

“Honey, I have good news and bad news.”
-What’s the good news?
“Our SUV is clean, after going through the automated car wash.”
-And the bad news?
“Ummm…”

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Mary Christine
February 20, 2023 8:59 pm

The occupants will be buried Friday … 

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
February 20, 2023 4:09 pm

Someone will appreciate this

PSBindy
PSBindy
  Mary Christine
February 20, 2023 9:49 pm

At least we allowed the Cherokee to bring their African slaves to Oklahoma Territory with them.

Klingon
Klingon
February 20, 2023 4:16 pm

@TheMarcitect
Can someone please stick a cock in Lindsay Graham’s mouth so he just shuts the hell up. He’s not scaring anybody with his lispy war threats.

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