Media Admits They Lied About That Russia Collusion Thing But Are Totally Telling The Truth About Everything Else

Via The Babylon Bee

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U.S. — After John Durham’s newly released report confirmed the Trump-Russia collusion narrative was entirely fabricated, several notable media figures admitted they lied to the American people for 3 years but promised that they’re totally telling the truth about everything else.

“I would never lie to the American people. Except for that one time. That doesn’t count,” said CBS News Anchor Scott Pelley. “Just look at how serious and trustworthy my face is. Look at my sincere gaze as I stare soulfully into the camera and deliver my prepared lines with the gravitas of a real truth-teller. Come on!”

“You can still trust us,” agreed CNN Anchor and part-time anonymous message board foot model Jake Tapper. “Even though we divided the country in hatred and anger for three years to try to destroy Trump over a false narrative, and then continued to do so even after we found out it was fake, and then insulted the intelligence of everyone who was skeptical about what we were saying, it doesn’t mean we would ever lie to you or anything.”

Media-approved anonymous sources claim that 10 out of 10 media experts agree that in spite of the lies about Trump and Russia, Americans should still unquestionably believe every claim the media makes about Ukraine, COVID, domestic terrorism, the 2020 election, and who is a racist and who isn’t.

At publishing time, Joy Reid also chimed in, saying everyone who doesn’t agree with her is a racist.

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12 Comments
Anonymous
Anonymous
May 16, 2023 5:09 pm

Love how everyone on here thinks that the Deep State pulled the strings for Biden to win in 2020, and for Obama to win again in 2012, but still believe that Trump’s win in 2016 was real,….lol

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 16, 2023 6:12 pm

Deep state was sure Hillary was a lock. Trump (whom I did not vote for) was a surprise genuine populist choice. They’ll never allow that again.

falconflight
falconflight
  Anonymous
May 16, 2023 6:39 pm

75,000 votes divvied between four states decided the Electoral College outcome. A statistical anomaly that indeed isn’t likely to repeat.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  falconflight
May 16, 2023 7:06 pm

Oh, it’ll repeat, alright . . . as much as deep state needs, and as much as the United State of Insouciance allows.

pyrrhus
pyrrhus
  falconflight
May 17, 2023 3:02 pm

In 2024, the country will be such a train wreck that 70% will vote for Trump..but when the “counting” is finished, Biden (or Kamala) will be the winner…

falconflight
falconflight
  Anonymous
May 16, 2023 6:41 pm

Who was claiming that 2012 election was a fraudulent outcome for Obama? Sux shiite

k31
k31
  Anonymous
May 16, 2023 9:41 pm

Trumps win in 2016 was real, but it was only the result of counter-cheating. In other words, Trump would have lost to fraud if some very deep staters didn’t select him.

I think the Clinton’s were taken by surprise, but I surmise it had something to do with Hillary’s penance due to House Red Shield.

Dangerous Variant
Dangerous Variant
  Anonymous
May 17, 2023 9:39 am

The deep state are not gods. As much as they try. Unjust power is prone to being sloppy, heavy handed, ill-timed, etc. Mistakes were made.

It’s possible that the “elections” are entirely fake and gay, but also possible they produce outcomes that fail to aggregate toward the desired goal. At least directly. And in binary situations.

I find it interesting how TDS came to be – and how it was propagated; how it seemingly drove so many people literally insane. To this day.

Much like the “covid” model. This suggests to me the potential for an all-hands reactive approach to orange man. The deep state owns the institutions and the admin state. Yet they still went after him in such obviously conjured ways, so many weak and sloppy lies, so many lizard people tasked to that cause.

But I am coming around to your take as the next cycle is spinning up and now Trump is conveniently freed up a little to commence his rock and roll tour once again.

While it can just as easily be for the bead and circus as opposed to totally controlled oppo, it doesn’t really matter since I have no dog in the vote harder top down fedgov drain the swamp fight.

falconflight
falconflight
May 16, 2023 6:34 pm

There is no downside to lying for the ruling Lizards and their mob of scat eaters that vote and terrorize. Why shouldn’t lies continue to be rewarded?

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 16, 2023 8:59 pm

All of it a bunch of made up horseshit. They don’t investigate their own paid for, trained puppets.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 16, 2023 9:49 pm

ABC news , that claims to be ‘ most trusted ‘ , aired night time footage of the Knob Creek , Kentucky fun gun shoot with tracer fire rounds , a demonstration , on US soil.
ABC news ran the ” wag the dog ” footage and said it was from the Syria battlefront. LIE !!

ABC news got full busted and caught. Like UFO door gunner, TV anchor , Brian Williams.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 17, 2023 7:03 am

Hillary Clinton – election interference, libel and slander and sedition and conspiracy for her attempted and failed bloodless Coup d’état to remove the sitting President of the USA with a fake impeachment.

Adam Schiff – Lying to Congress, Conspiracy for the libel and slander and sedition and conspiracy for his attempted and failed bloodless Coup d’état to remove the sitting President of the USA with a fake impeachment.

Also sedition and conspiracy charges for numerous leaders of the FBI, DNC, Pelosi and Schumer who were all in on the conspiracy. They all knew the intelligence to impeach Trump was fake.

Prison would be too good for these people, the firing squad would be appropriate.

More proof the Democrats are the greatest threat to our democracy!