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m
May 28, 2023 7:55 am

Smedley Butler disagrees.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
May 28, 2023 8:21 am

Seven stitches, done with a stapler in under two minutes, 3500 bucks. Insurance covered the advil they gave me and nothing else. No lie. While i was in the waiting room they asked me to go outside to wait because i was bleeding so much it was freaking people out. Scalped by the corner of the shed. I looked like fucken Carrie when the bucket of blood got dumped on her head.

Tired of the Mess
Tired of the Mess
  Anonymous
May 28, 2023 8:42 am

Just wait until the hospital does an audit on your bill. We took our son to the emergency room and thought we had paid all of the bills. About 3 months later we received another bill for an additional $250, because they did an’audit’ of the charges. Insurance said it happens sometimes.

justsayin
justsayin
  Tired of the Mess
May 28, 2023 9:13 am

A proper audit would identify all the non-payers you paid for.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  justsayin
May 28, 2023 10:27 am

At least half your bills.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  justsayin
May 28, 2023 11:41 am

Which non-payers? Jose and Maria and Miguel and … ?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 28, 2023 2:05 pm

I “needed” stitches on my thumb. Went to ER. “How much will this cost?” Evasion, let’s look at it, wait for the doctor, let us clean it up, don’t know, let us take care of it first, there – its all better. “How much will this cost?” They ask the guy who is cleaning – he says it’s a {code}. “That’ll be $1400.00 for 3 stitches, we take credit cards.”

“See ya!”

If the menu does not have prices, I can’t afford to eat there.

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  Anonymous
May 28, 2023 2:10 pm

Super glue (Gorilla brand)

Simplecarpenter
Simplecarpenter
  Anonymous
May 28, 2023 10:43 pm

Ouch !!!!Glad you made it thru .

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
  Administrator
May 28, 2023 9:40 am

Wonderful, thanks Admin – I can use this!

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
May 28, 2023 9:33 am

Funnies?

jayrockstone
jayrockstone
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
May 28, 2023 10:28 am

We have graduated from humor to perpetual outrage.

Enumclaw Olympian
Enumclaw Olympian
May 28, 2023 9:41 am

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Simplecarpenter
Simplecarpenter
  Enumclaw Olympian
May 28, 2023 10:47 pm

I like your name but you gotta make up your mind Enumclaw is quite a ways from Olympia . Belfair Tahuya’an here ….

bidenTouchesKids
bidenTouchesKids
May 28, 2023 10:19 am

What your father left you is freedom

Funny, I don’t feel very free.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  bidenTouchesKids
May 28, 2023 11:42 am

His father didn’t leave him freedom unless his father died in the Revolution …

Balbinus
Balbinus
  bidenTouchesKids
May 28, 2023 10:52 pm

Fighting the Rothschilds wars since 1740. Lots of dead young men and grieving parents.

Enumclaw Olympian
Enumclaw Olympian
May 28, 2023 6:14 pm

Today’s anonymousconservative has a twitter feed of Tom Jones, in London, singing a song about sweet love, not realizing someone hacked the video screen behind him and put on a video of some guy having sex with a sheep.

Halfway down the page on today’s report. Hilarious – Tom has no idea why the audience is guffawing. comment image

News Briefs – 05/28/2023