On Memorial Day, America Honors Fallen Soldier AOC For Her Service On January 6th

Babylon Bee

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U.S. – America was united for a time of mourning and remembrance as they honored the men and women who gave their lives for the cause of freedom. This year’s holiday was especially poignant as citizens remembered fallen soldier Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for her service on January 6th.

“Thank you AOC,” said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, “for dying for the cause of freedom. Today we honor your sacrifice.”

All across the nation, children will gather around their fathers and mothers to hear the harrowing tale of AOC’s courageous stand against a monstrous horde of Trump supporters on January 6th– which was the worst attack on democracy since the Civil War.

“Wow, Dad,” said one wide-eyed child to his father. “Did Miss Ocasio-Cortez really do all that?”

“She did all that, and more,” said the father as a single tear rolled down his cheek. “In time, I will tell you more tales of the great AOC and her brave stand for freedom on January 6th. But for now, let us have a moment of silence.”

As Americans across the fruited plain collectively bowed their heads in reverence, witnesses claimed to see a shining image of AOC smiling down from the clouds.

Rest in peace, AOC.

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Anonymous

It would be nice to see her go back to fucking up coffee orders, rather than fucking up government.

beau
beau

her reported ‘secret account’ where she could reveal her ‘true self’ anonymously, much like that other ass romney (small letter intended) with is ‘pierre delecto’ account, revealed a vile, contentious, mean spirited representation of a human being.

she is a disgusting, ignorant wretch with no intrinsic value – no heart, no soul, no conscience, pathetic in the extreme and disgusting to the point of nausea.

now, would you like me to write how i really feel?

Euddie
Euddie

Tell me more.
Seems like you’re holding back.

Some one
Some one

She’s a DC stooge. D stands for dumb, and you can figure out what C stands for.

Euddie
Euddie

A”What does it sound like when someone is choking?”

B”AOC!”

A”Sounds scary ”

B”You have no idea.”

AKJOHN

Mike Adams reported today that the DOJ has been stealing the money donated to Jan Sixer’s. People in jail for the cause of propaganda. What a sad state the USA has become.

Euddie
Euddie

Cool band names:

The Jan Sixers
Or
The Dead Oswalds.

Free rheeee included!

The Orangutan
The Orangutan

Cool, but not angry enough.

Obbledy
Obbledy

And then….reverently THREW UP!……

Anonymous
Anonymous

Blondes now tell AOC jokes.
(No offence to blondes, by the way.)

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