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LIVE , FROM NEW YORK , ITS SATURDAY NIGHT !!!
Classic.
I’d never find funny any old-timer taking a dive like this. But since he called me deplorable, I feel the need to earn the title.
What is it about old fucks when they fall repeatedly? Doesn’t it mean the end is near?
Now at 73, I move very carefully having fallen years ago and got badly hurt. It’s a major cause of elderly injuries. It’s poorer eyesight and diminished depth perception.
God bless you brother. Can your eyesight be corrected? I’m 10 years behind you.
I got a kick ass pair of peepers! Ray Ban frames and custom glass.
It can be corrected to some extent. But it’s like installing new brakes on a 1966 Studebaker. It’s still just a heap.
As long as your radio works you’re in good shape!
Dude, his probably has nothing to do w/ eyesight. I feel bad for most older people having problems. This pos is such a piece of shit, that it is funny, wish it would happen more. I do appreciate his ability to fall up stairs, no remorse he hates all of us, so why not hate him back
You’d fuckin’ think so, but sadly that ain’t how it plays out until the VERY end. Their children give up their lives to prevent this, thus dragging out the bitter reality for potentially decades. Their mind is 90% gone, but there’s still just enough there to sympathize with and cling to.
There’s no torture like self torture , brothers. It always hits you right where you live.
Be kind to yourselves, brothers and sisters, and to each other. We shall not pass this way again.
I am not old yet, but getting very close (67). You notice your balance isn’t what it used to be, your muscles weaken and joints deteriorate. It is just called aging. We all age at different rates, some seventy year olds are older than some eighty year olds. And strength and balance exercises help. I know I have became much more careful on ladders and roofs than I used to be when I was younger. Also if you fall and hurt yourself, it takes longer to heal.
You are “politically correct”
. While you did not mention it, the PC identifier is “older” , never “old”. I.E., people get older not old. Joking of course. I do use older rather than old and it’s dentures, not false teeth.
Older age syndrome. Got to stay positive. It is amazing the number of older people I’ve known that have fallen and broken a hip. Older peeps should watch their step for sure.
I’m sorry to inform you, but you’re suffering from ocular / rectal dysphoria.
Everything looks like shit to you, doesn’t it, Stan?
All sounds like shit too right?
OK
Here’s the problem, Stan. You’re what we call a “cynical asshole”. It’s a lot more common than you might imagine. We’re all somewhere on the spectrum.
Welcome to group therapy !!! ;O)
Well , if your going to spend money like a drunken sailor.
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And he outsmarted R’s again.*
*not really. BiPartisan=Uniparty
Beautiful. They must be laughing all over the world at us.
For decades now
Sheeple?
Ya’ know Harris spoke at West Point and there hasn’t been one article on her performance. Did she cover herself with glory or the usual opprobrium?
I think it was that 2nd fuckin brain anyeurism? Who actually vetts these shitheads? WT Flying F, man?
Joe Biden, the cocaine years.
Funny , I assume some folks in Baton Rogue did not care for Bush 43 back then. Some peeps had a float in a Mardi Gras parade that had a big picture of W that read, G.W. the cocaine years.
” How I learned to love the new world order ” – by Joe Biden , Wall St Journal , 1991
Link?
Can you reach your crotch? There’s your fucking link, dipshit.
The most confidence I’ve had in our military so far in my life are those graduates. Gotta love those smiles as they just kept on walking…
All of them are trying with their best intentions and discipline not to laugh
That made my day
Our military does have a sense of humor
And if there is one thing the power hungry psychopaths hate most, it is criticism through humor. Laughter is contagious, if one person can laugh at them, everyone can. And before you know it, the most power hungry savages on earth are demoted from a fear mongering Dictator to an individual who can be scrutinized for their individual merits
Joe has the best Chinese name ever. Chou Bai Dan translates to stinky white egg
Like most American “culture”, The Boss has been snake oil since forever.
In the early Seventies, an unknown Springsteen played solo acoustic at the defunct, influential WBCN-FM 104.1 Boston, MA. The interviewing DJ, Maxanne Sartori, anticipated his future stardom, as she had with Aerosmith, who she’d given similar airtime treatment to (she’s credited on the back of early Aerosmith albums).
Sartori asked Bruce if he’d come back and repeat his performance, once he’d become huge, and he mumbled that sure, sure, he would. It’s on tape (including my cassette copy) . They called his people and asked him to, a quarter-century later. Still waiting.
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From half a century ago:
“Nothing gold can stay.” ~ Robert Frost – decay and rebirth are the rule.
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I don’t hate him. I miss him. I miss Madonna, too. She was honest and plain and real, too. Not slick. Real. Imperfect. She never could sing – like Jimi, Dylan, Knopfler – but they meant what they were saying.
BTW, Knopfler never turned to insincere, poker-faced crap.
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Beneath the city, two hearts beat
Soul engines running through a night so tender
In a bedroom locked in whispers
Of soft refusal and then surrender
In the tunnels uptown, the Rat’s own dream guns him down
As shots echo down them hallways in the night
No one watches when the ambulance pulls away
Or as the girl shuts out the bedroom light
Outside the street’s on fire in a real death waltz
Between what’s flesh and what’s fantasy
And the poets down here don’t write nothing at all
They just stand back and let it all be
And in the quick of a knife, they reach for their moment
And try to make an honest stand
But they wind up wounded, not even dead
Tonight in Jungleland
Remember to listen through 48-years-ago ears. Cut the crap. You know this was real.
And here he is today,
Great writing, dont care about the man, but the artist was on his game.
Converts are the best warriors. What if Greta were to become a wakened fighter?
Greta could marry Gunga and both could make a little Din together.
Not near enough, everywhere I check. My fav is the unable to ride a bike, but that’s just me. The stairs enemy is good as well, this new one is just icing on the dumbasses cake. Media made so much fun of Ford and then trump walking slowly down a ramp, imagine if they had so much forgetting how to stay upright like our selected pos.
The bike incident was somewhat understandable. He forgot that the pedals had toe cages and he just forgot to back his foot out before putting it down.
He blamed a Darkie as not being Back enough
“Fair and balanced”. He’s an idiot just like Trump.
Brilliant!
Commentary mojo!
I STILL remember that and I was in middle school!
Seriously doubt this the first time he went down for pride month, even excluding all the kids
Well, shit. Who ISN’T guilty…really?
Shall we sit upon the ground and tell sad stories of the death of kings?
Look! The Emperor has no cloths!
…or dick…or balls…or brains…wait…what were we talking?
If Biden makes it to the election, imagine Trump on election night as we all watch the state by state vote chicanery and magic vote spikes again. He will know that he lost to Joe Biden twice.
I can see it now…Biden jacking seed directly into Trump’s open mouth. It will be GLORIOUS, dammit! I tell you so! Pay per View EXCLUSIVE. Premium members ONLY !!
**** both of them. Tell them go back from where they came.
I’m with Drumph on this one.
I wish so many things for Biden,
but not to be injured in a fall.
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I love a good couch.
I would not mind a real good fall, sorry/not sorry
Isn’t there a rickety stool under a rope-filled tree he could trip over? Just wondering.
Joe just needs to take a road trip to some place his son hangs out. It’s inevitable, really…if you think about it. Vampires have to feed. The rest, you know. It’s all torches, stakes and mallets from there…sort of like a supernatural rape/murder. Just sayin’…and WHAT I’m sayin’ is: I’m cool with all that shit!
Party Hearty!
” Itâs all torches, stakes and mallets from there⌔
I’m fucking copyrighting this bitch! Property of The Central Scrutinizer, all rights reserved, including any variations thereof..the Rules of “Fuck” apply.
And maybe a woodchipper might be in that path, too. Where’s the body? Oh there isn’t one.
Did the (invisible) guy he’s always trying to shake hands with trip him?
Breaking News! Biden trips over his own massive dick. China is TERRIFIED and want to negotiate terms of surrender!
“Preese spare us, Emperor Ming!”
Right on! Put it up front with those future FBI Agents! “We’re led by morons! Be PROUDDD!” Holy fuck, I can’t adequately explain to you all my eternal anguish at knowing beyond any doubt whatsoever that these shitbag recruits are the first to be harvested for the FBI…and that I’m related to one…3rd cousin? My soul recoils in shock at the very thought.
Well? To Infinity, and Beyond…motherfuckas!
The look at the end on the one Secret Service officer as if just another day in clown world.
just another episode of Apocalypse Yesterday…Season 4.
Again, FFS. He has fallen up and downstairs. He has fallen off his bike, and now this. There has to be a poem in here, but too tired to think of one. No fucking way did it legitimately get elected.
To Occupant:
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Occupant keeps falling down
Falling down, falling down
Occupant keeps falling down
Fair hair sniffer!
Occupant is broken down
Broken down, broken down
Ocupant is broken down
Fair hair sniffer!
Brilliant.
Thankyou!
Sometimes I rent a cylinder to fire!
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But I don’t inhale!
I noticed in the background no one really directed their attention or gaze to the falling puppet. They look around oblivious. Was it real or was it memorax?
“President performs impromptu ‘Signature’ Break-Dance maneuver for adoring fans.”
The funny part was where Joe stood up and pointed at nothing trying to cover up he tripped over nothing!
When will he finally break his hip?