AAAAAND HE’S DOWN

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Anonymous
Anonymous

LIVE , FROM NEW YORK , ITS SATURDAY NIGHT !!!

CCRider
CCRider

I’d never find funny any old-timer taking a dive like this. But since he called me deplorable, I feel the need to earn the title.

Jim N
Jim N

What is it about old fucks when they fall repeatedly? Doesn’t it mean the end is near?

CCRider
CCRider

Now at 73, I move very carefully having fallen years ago and got badly hurt. It’s a major cause of elderly injuries. It’s poorer eyesight and diminished depth perception.

TCS
TCS

God bless you brother. Can your eyesight be corrected? I’m 10 years behind you.

I got a kick ass pair of peepers! Ray Ban frames and custom glass.

CCRider
CCRider

It can be corrected to some extent. But it’s like installing new brakes on a 1966 Studebaker. It’s still just a heap.

TCS
TCS

As long as your radio works you’re in good shape!

Bauls
Bauls

Dude, his probably has nothing to do w/ eyesight. I feel bad for most older people having problems. This pos is such a piece of shit, that it is funny, wish it would happen more. I do appreciate his ability to fall up stairs, no remorse he hates all of us, so why not hate him back

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

You’d fuckin’ think so, but sadly that ain’t how it plays out until the VERY end. Their children give up their lives to prevent this, thus dragging out the bitter reality for potentially decades. Their mind is 90% gone, but there’s still just enough there to sympathize with and cling to.

There’s no torture like self torture , brothers. It always hits you right where you live.

Be kind to yourselves, brothers and sisters, and to each other. We shall not pass this way again.

Anonymous
Anonymous

I am not old yet, but getting very close (67). You notice your balance isn’t what it used to be, your muscles weaken and joints deteriorate. It is just called aging. We all age at different rates, some seventy year olds are older than some eighty year olds. And strength and balance exercises help. I know I have became much more careful on ladders and roofs than I used to be when I was younger. Also if you fall and hurt yourself, it takes longer to heal.

Tex
Tex

You are “politically correct”

not old yet

. While you did not mention it, the PC identifier is “older” , never “old”. I.E., people get older not old. Joking of course. I do use older rather than old and it’s dentures, not false teeth.

Tex
Tex

Older age syndrome. Got to stay positive. It is amazing the number of older people I’ve known that have fallen and broken a hip. Older peeps should watch their step for sure.

TCS
TCS

I’m sorry to inform you, but you’re suffering from ocular / rectal dysphoria.

Everything looks like shit to you, doesn’t it, Stan?

All sounds like shit too right?

OK

Here’s the problem, Stan. You’re what we call a “cynical asshole”. It’s a lot more common than you might imagine. We’re all somewhere on the spectrum.

Welcome to group therapy !!! ;O)

W Wilson
W Wilson

Well , if your going to spend money like a drunken sailor.

Anonymous
Anonymous

you’re

Euddie
Euddie

ewer

yoo͞′ər

noun
A pitcher, especially a decorative one with a base, an oval body, and a flaring spout.

Arizona Bay
Arizona Bay

And he outsmarted R’s again.*

*not really. BiPartisan=Uniparty

eraser
eraser

Beautiful. They must be laughing all over the world at us.

Anonymous
Anonymous

For decades now

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

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Tex
Tex

Sheeple?

musket
musket

Ya’ know Harris spoke at West Point and there hasn’t been one article on her performance. Did she cover herself with glory or the usual opprobrium?

Anonymous
Anonymous

” How I learned to love the new world order ” – by Joe Biden , Wall St Journal , 1991

Anonymous
Anonymous

Link?

TCS
TCS

Can you reach your crotch? There’s your fucking link, dipshit.

Anonymous
Anonymous

The most confidence I’ve had in our military so far in my life are those graduates. Gotta love those smiles as they just kept on walking…
All of them are trying with their best intentions and discipline not to laugh
That made my day
Our military does have a sense of humor
And if there is one thing the power hungry psychopaths hate most, it is criticism through humor. Laughter is contagious, if one person can laugh at them, everyone can. And before you know it, the most power hungry savages on earth are demoted from a fear mongering Dictator to an individual who can be scrutinized for their individual merits

AKJOHN

Joe has the best Chinese name ever. Chou Bai Dan translates to stinky white egg

Anonymous
Anonymous

Like most American “culture”, The Boss has been snake oil since forever.

In the early Seventies, an unknown Springsteen played solo acoustic at the defunct, influential WBCN-FM 104.1 Boston, MA. The interviewing DJ, Maxanne Sartori, anticipated his future stardom, as she had with Aerosmith, who she’d given similar airtime treatment to (she’s credited on the back of early Aerosmith albums).

Sartori asked Bruce if he’d come back and repeat his performance, once he’d become huge, and he mumbled that sure, sure, he would. It’s on tape (including my cassette copy) . They called his people and asked him to, a quarter-century later. Still waiting.
.
From half a century ago:

“Nothing gold can stay.” ~ Robert Frost – decay and rebirth are the rule.
.

I don’t hate him. I miss him. I miss Madonna, too. She was honest and plain and real, too. Not slick. Real. Imperfect. She never could sing – like Jimi, Dylan, Knopfler – but they meant what they were saying.

BTW, Knopfler never turned to insincere, poker-faced crap.
.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Beneath the city, two hearts beat
Soul engines running through a night so tender
In a bedroom locked in whispers
Of soft refusal and then surrender
In the tunnels uptown, the Rat’s own dream guns him down
As shots echo down them hallways in the night
No one watches when the ambulance pulls away
Or as the girl shuts out the bedroom light
Outside the street’s on fire in a real death waltz
Between what’s flesh and what’s fantasy
And the poets down here don’t write nothing at all
They just stand back and let it all be
And in the quick of a knife, they reach for their moment
And try to make an honest stand
But they wind up wounded, not even dead
Tonight in Jungleland

Remember to listen through 48-years-ago ears. Cut the crap. You know this was real.

Mr. Hand
Mr. Hand

And here he is today,

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer

Great writing, dont care about the man, but the artist was on his game.

Booger
Booger

Look! The Emperor has no cloths!

TCS
TCS

…or dick…or balls…or brains…wait…what were we talking?

MrLiberty

Isn’t there a rickety stool under a rope-filled tree he could trip over? Just wondering.

TCS
TCS

Joe just needs to take a road trip to some place his son hangs out. It’s inevitable, really…if you think about it. Vampires have to feed. The rest, you know. It’s all torches, stakes and mallets from there…sort of like a supernatural rape/murder. Just sayin’…and WHAT I’m sayin’ is: I’m cool with all that shit!

Party Hearty!

TCS
TCS

” It’s all torches, stakes and mallets from there…”

I’m fucking copyrighting this bitch! Property of The Central Scrutinizer, all rights reserved, including any variations thereof..the Rules of “Fuck” apply.

Leah
Leah

And maybe a woodchipper might be in that path, too. Where’s the body? Oh there isn’t one.

Just Thinking
Just Thinking

Did the (invisible) guy he’s always trying to shake hands with trip him?

TCS
TCS

Breaking News! Biden trips over his own massive dick. China is TERRIFIED and want to negotiate terms of surrender!

“Preese spare us, Emperor Ming!”

TCS
TCS

Right on! Put it up front with those future FBI Agents! “We’re led by morons! Be PROUDDD!” Holy fuck, I can’t adequately explain to you all my eternal anguish at knowing beyond any doubt whatsoever that these shitbag recruits are the first to be harvested for the FBI…and that I’m related to one…3rd cousin? My soul recoils in shock at the very thought.

Well? To Infinity, and Beyond…motherfuckas!

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles

The look at the end on the one Secret Service officer as if just another day in clown world.

TCS
TCS

just another episode of Apocalypse Yesterday…Season 4.

Leah
Leah

Again, FFS. He has fallen up and downstairs. He has fallen off his bike, and now this. There has to be a poem in here, but too tired to think of one. No fucking way did it legitimately get elected.

Euddie
Euddie

To Occupant:
1600 Pennsylvania Ave

Occupant keeps falling down
Falling down, falling down
Occupant keeps falling down
Fair hair sniffer!

Occupant is broken down
Broken down, broken down
Ocupant is broken down
Fair hair sniffer!

Leah
Leah

Brilliant.

Euddie
Euddie

Thankyou!

Sometimes I rent a cylinder to fire!
🤣
But I don’t inhale!

Anonymous
Anonymous

I noticed in the background no one really directed their attention or gaze to the falling puppet. They look around oblivious. Was it real or was it memorax?

drudge report Headline
drudge report Headline

“President performs impromptu ‘Signature’ Break-Dance maneuver for adoring fans.”

Anonymous
Anonymous

The funny part was where Joe stood up and pointed at nothing trying to cover up he tripped over nothing!

KJ
KJ

When will he finally break his hip?

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