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69 Comments
musket
musket
June 5, 2023 11:47 am

When you look in the dictionary under “classless clown and wife” it had their picture

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  musket
June 5, 2023 3:00 pm

Gay Uncle Fester and his pet Troll check out her new under Bridge living quarters….

Eyes Wide Shut
Eyes Wide Shut
  Saxons Wrath
June 5, 2023 4:15 pm

“Lurch” the Adam’s Family butler?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Eyes Wide Shut
June 5, 2023 6:12 pm

The “pride” of PA.

Stolen elections have dire consequences.

Euddie
Euddie
  Colorado Artist
June 6, 2023 11:00 pm

“Proudly Brewed In Labotomy, PA”

Euddie
Euddie
  Eyes Wide Shut
June 6, 2023 10:59 pm

Uncle Fester and Morticia head to “Tranny Storybook Happy Hour”

k31
k31
  musket
June 5, 2023 4:19 pm

What is class but conceit and self-righteousness. Now, clown I can go with, because this couple was not brought to power by any serious consideration.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 5, 2023 11:48 am

To me there’s only one possible caption for any Fetterstein (it’s pronounced “fetter-steeen”) picture, to wit:
“Oopah Doopah!”

Only with this picture, add a lisp.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
June 5, 2023 4:10 pm

Maybe I should have said, “For safety’s sake, don’t humiliate him.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 5, 2023 11:59 am

Daaa OK HONEY who are you ???

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 5, 2023 12:00 pm

“We’re Fucked”

Annie Igor
Annie Igor
June 5, 2023 12:01 pm

Headline:

“THE 2023 WORLDS MOST PUNCHABLE FACES CONTEST WINNER AND RUNNER UP”

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
June 5, 2023 12:02 pm

Their Royal Majesties, King and Queen of Clownfaggotworld.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 5, 2023 12:07 pm

New gay Shrek action figure released

Euddie
Euddie
June 5, 2023 12:07 pm

“TO THE IDIOT MOBILE!”

anonymous
anonymous
June 5, 2023 12:08 pm

Ack heespa fungu septa, histm! – John Fetterman

Anonymous
Anonymous
  anonymous
June 5, 2023 12:28 pm

Fleer-ber-mumble-Doorf – also Fetterman

Euddie
Euddie
  Anonymous
June 5, 2023 2:59 pm

“And fur-ther-more sacka wawa ginza, yeah yippereah. Compress.”

Euddie
Euddie
June 5, 2023 12:09 pm

“Walmart Freaks of the Week”

Euddie
Euddie
June 5, 2023 12:28 pm

The Caped Cromagnon
and his mate.

Euddie
Euddie
June 5, 2023 12:33 pm

What is going on inside Fetterhead?

Euddie
Euddie
  Euddie
June 5, 2023 12:37 pm

Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny

Bob P
Bob P
June 5, 2023 12:34 pm

Lurch declares he’s a transwoman-lesbian and starts dating bridge troll.

Barry Berkmann-Block
Barry Berkmann-Block
  Bob P
June 5, 2023 12:41 pm

UV for “bridge troll”
Lol

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
June 5, 2023 12:35 pm

Hey look, the Munsters are into this Pride bullshit too.

Barry Berkmann-Block
Barry Berkmann-Block
June 5, 2023 12:40 pm

Grandpa Simpson “Back in my day, we only had fruitcake on Christmas”

anon a moos
anon a moos
June 5, 2023 1:35 pm

A little while later at lunch in Penn

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Bauls
Bauls
  anon a moos
June 5, 2023 2:17 pm

I get how Ronald got fat, but how did he get ahold of something needing a drum magazine .gov must have got one hell of a kickback

Euddie
Euddie
  Bauls
June 5, 2023 2:52 pm

how did he get ahold of something needing a drum magazine

McDonald’s adult Happy Meal “toys”?

Euddie
Euddie
  anon a moos
June 5, 2023 2:50 pm

“Everybody run, The McDonald’s clown has got a gun.”

[To tune of Homecoming Queen has got a gun]

Tex
Tex
June 5, 2023 1:41 pm

Those two may have had a reserved table at Mar-a-Lago , LGBT Gala, November 2021.

Akhenaten
Akhenaten
June 5, 2023 1:59 pm

Wizard-ozian redux:
“If I only had a brain”

Brewer55
Brewer55
June 5, 2023 2:01 pm

Bring your Ogre to gay parade day.

Euddie
Euddie
  Brewer55
June 5, 2023 2:47 pm

Good one!

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 5, 2023 2:05 pm

VacuousMan and his sidekick VapidGirl.

Bauls
Bauls
  Anonymous
June 5, 2023 2:15 pm

So now they both gay? How does that work, she is on top or perhaps they just mumble to the same sex, this is just so much confusion injected to a already messed up siruation

Euddie
Euddie
  Anonymous
June 6, 2023 11:02 pm

“Strokeboy and the Gold Digger Ride Again!”

Euddie
Euddie
June 5, 2023 2:45 pm

LIKE NEW: TWO MINT CONDITION BRAINS
Used briefly to boot up two meatbags

●Comes with 90 day warranty.
●Guaranteed to be less than 0.01% used.

TCS
TCS
June 5, 2023 2:52 pm

Piss Master and Cookie Magneto!

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 5, 2023 3:03 pm

The myth of “Gay pride” destroyed in one ugly picture

ju bhutphukker
ju bhutphukker
June 5, 2023 3:23 pm

Caption?

Faa-la-la-la-tra-di-da-nothing-is-real-strawberry-fields-tra-la-la-la

flash
flash
June 5, 2023 3:42 pm

Somewhere, HL Mencken is hysterically laughing his ass off.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  flash
June 5, 2023 3:51 pm

Ambrose Bierce also.

flash
flash
June 5, 2023 3:44 pm

Clown World explained in one math problem.

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Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  flash
June 5, 2023 3:51 pm

Noo Maff be very fucking hard, yo.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Aunt Acid
June 6, 2023 7:04 am

Maff” Eye taught it weres airithmatick!

k31
k31
  flash
June 5, 2023 4:21 pm

Seriously the question makes no logical sense, but is severely ambiguous. To interpret it is to invite mental illness.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  k31
June 6, 2023 7:05 am

Ah, that is the key, no wrong answers, move on to the 12th grade and graduate.
And now math is no longer racist or sexiest either.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  flash
June 5, 2023 6:48 pm

Common Corr…osive.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  flash
June 6, 2023 7:03 am

Common core = make all common people stupid!

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
June 5, 2023 3:44 pm

Brain-damaged Demoncrat fagtards to the fore.
or
Penisylvania’s best and brightest.

flash
flash
June 5, 2023 3:45 pm

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anaonomizer_009
anaonomizer_009
June 5, 2023 3:48 pm

“I vant to suck your ___”

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
June 5, 2023 3:55 pm

How ‘bout this one?

“White people suck.”

flash
flash
June 5, 2023 4:07 pm

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flash
flash
  flash
June 5, 2023 4:08 pm

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Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  flash
June 5, 2023 4:09 pm

I hope they’re reproducing! Gotta keep the white race alive & well.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Abigail Adams
June 6, 2023 7:08 am

Didn’t you know men can now get pregnant, and from another man too! Lib science told us so!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  flash
June 6, 2023 7:07 am

The kids I know would puke if they saw that.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  flash
June 6, 2023 7:09 am

Why do they all have a spider covering their dick? I thought gerbils were the in thing for those people?

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  flash
June 6, 2023 7:41 pm

Book ’em, Dano … 

k31
k31
June 5, 2023 4:17 pm

Isn’t that Sacramento?

Caption: “Are you going to tell me where this is and why I am here? I smell food.”

Obbledy
Obbledy
June 5, 2023 4:51 pm

I could’ve swore we told you to wear something gay!……

KaD
KaD
June 5, 2023 6:08 pm

Captain faggot and lesbogirl.

A cruel accountant
A cruel accountant
June 5, 2023 8:19 pm

I’m so gonna get pegged tonite!

Leah
Leah
June 5, 2023 8:33 pm

The Court Jester and her broken marionette.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 5, 2023 8:37 pm

“No, it isn’t 1969 Woodstock”

Arizona Bay
Arizona Bay
June 5, 2023 8:57 pm

“Current and next PA Senator.”

As soon as he steps down in August

Euddie
Euddie
June 6, 2023 11:04 pm

“Dr Stupid and Mrs Shill”