DALLAS, TX — In a surprise move, the Democratic National Committee has decided to support Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. with a nice rally by a grassy knoll in Dallas.
“It will be a picturesque setting, surrounded by nature and clear, open skies with perfect visibility for aiming down scope, providing the ideal backdrop for this historic occasion!” said DNC spokesperson Clyde Jeffers. “We can’t wait to launch his campaign with a bang. We really think he’s got a shot!”
The DNC offered to spare no expense, stating they would have it no other way than to see Kennedy Jr. riding freely through Dallas with the windows down in his choice of a convertible car.
“We LOVE us some Kennedys!” continued DNC spokesperson Jeffers. “People think we’d stop at nothing to crush any real competition to Joe Biden, but that’s just downright silly. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to get in position on the grassy knoll.”
Mr. Kennedy Jr. reportedly declined the DNC’s offer, stating, “I’m not an idiot.” At publishing time, Kennedy Jr. was greeted by a new house cleaner named Hilda Clintogoria.
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Beware RFK lr. He is not a friend of anyone on TBP.
Amazing how many are “enchanted” with this piece of shit.
Reminds me of the NIGGER-FAGGOT barry soetero and the way merca turned into a land of NIGGERLOVERS .
When it comes to presidential elections, there’s no argument. We’ve been on a losing streak since Eisenhower…and it just keeps getting worse.
Yeah, and the libs hate him too. Wondering who will be voting for him?
Dead Kennedy’s by the boat load, for sure.
Will the Texas School Book Depository be open to the general public that day? Will the the sixth floor shooting gallery be offering 5 shots for a dollar ? Buy your ticket now!