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As the world keeps spinning in its tilted way, the Western part becomes more and more untethered from reality. This week alone contained enough madness to take up an ordinary year back in the seventies. First comes news of Trump’s newest impending indictment at the hands of the consummate lickspittle Jack Smith. The well-known judicial corruption around DC will virtually guarantee a guilty verdict. Dems hope this will put Trump in prison or at least preclude him from winning, but, as with everything they do, it will backfire, making Trump more popular than ever. One wonders why they’re going to such effort since they can simply steal the election again and no one will do anything about it. Just in case they can’t cheat enough to win the election, however, a new movement in the wings is to remove Trump from the ballot in blue states. How to overcome that? All to show once more that today’s USA makes banana republics look good.
Speaking of bananas, Biden made a spectacle of himself again last week, what with chewing on a young girl’s arm in front of international cameras. The world as one screamed, “What the fuck?” The young lady naturally recoiled from the pervert in horror as the rest of us do with his every utterance. He did redeem himself with a speech in Vilnius, however, with a line that inspired awe across the globe: “Soon NATO will be the 32nd freestanding, have free, 30 free, 32 freestanding members.” Step aside, Lincoln, with your four-score horse shit; a new master orator is in town! News of the Biden family crimes keeps on piling up. Whistleblower testimony and bank receipts this week proved the Bidens made off with $17 million from Ukraine dirty dealings alone. Biden was directly implicated in a $10 million bribery scheme in an FBI official doc. Not that the DOJ will care, unless, maybe, the corporate media is forced to report it by sheer weight of evidence (no sign of any coverage yet), but if they do they’ll likely play it down; blame it all on Trump or anti-vaxxers. Regardless, half the public remains blissfully unaware of just what an evil ass nozzle Biden really is. Oh, and Biden got around to banning funding to the Wuhan lab this week. That’s like closing the barn door after the horses escaped, galloped around the planet, and died of old age.
Speaking of pedos, the Sound of Freedom seems to be discomfiting the animals that prey upon children, so much so that corporate media is either panning it or ignoring it en masse and leftist cesspools like YouTube are deleting reviews and interviews about the movie. They are, of course, in thrall to the asspipes in charge of us. No better proof that many of our so-called leaders are indeed pedophiles, and they don’t want their racket exposed. But let’s be humane about it; they’re sick, after all. All pedophiles need rehabilitation, starting with intense counselling (“Repeat after me; raping kids is very bad”), followed by the lopping of their ball sacks, and concluding with a trip through a wood chipper. This treatment course, in my decidedly unprofessional judgment, should cure them.
Speaking of outrages, coon and spick applicants, who were too stupid to pass New York’s teacher qualification exam were awarded $2 million a pop for being too stupid to pass the test, and, I guess, that hurt their poor wittle feelings. Plus NYPD had to pay $14 million to George Floyd rioters for violating their right to burn shit down. Poor wittle rioters.
Speaking of lunacy, Democrats in the House tried to censor RFK Jr during a hearing on censorship. The left has no sense of irony, no sense of humour, no sense whatever.
Speaking of nonsense, Scotland felled 16 million trees to clear the way for wind farms . . . because they care so much for the environment. Also, the highest mean temperature ever was recorded this week according to that unimpeachable source, climate change alarmists. I take them as seriously as those kooks who used to walk around street corners with placards reading, “We’re all doomed!” (and the 400+ losers in Kenya who died after a cult leader urged fasting to ‘meet Jesus;’ the species thanks them for their sacrifice). Anyway, I happen to know, with the same certainty and evidence as the climate alarmists produce, that it was 0.1 degree C warmer on July 23, 845,654 BC (or it would’ve been July had there been a Julian or Gregorian calendar—and humans—back then). So, so there, green fanatics!
Not only all this, but the green bananas I bought at Costco on Monday are still green! I swear they pick them as seeds. And starving Africans think they have problems.
On the other hand, a Pfizer facility was leveled in North Carolina by a well-aimed tornado this week, which I regard as evidence that God does indeed exist. Lord, please target Washington DC next.
Hope you’re all loving 2023 so far, a year combining the worst of 1984, Brave New World, and Monty Python’s Flying Circus. Enjoy FF.
I enjoyed your little essay (you can’t make this stuff up) but, why on the Friday Fail posting? You should have submitted it to admin a post all to itself.
Bob pens his missives on FF so he can reach his target audience of wackjobs, freaks, ne’re-do-wells, and reprobates. We love ya Bob.
A lot of us are too lazy to read real articles, but will read anything here on FF. Bob knows what he is doing.
Welcome back, BP.
SIMPLE: Plausible Deniability.
Yep, plausible deniability. Lots of the attacks on Trump are for exactly that reason. Even if Trump got 80% of the votes, the count would go to the Dems — but then the MSM would say “the reason why so many conservatives switched and voted Dem is that they were simply TOO DISGUSTED by Trump’s obvious criminal behavior!”
Great opening Bob. It’s been awhile but well worth the wait.
That was funny, Bob. I was beginning to worry that Mrs. P had caught you doing the dirty deed with a large breasted harlot and had “lopped off your ball sack and tossed you into a wood chipper”. Glad you are safe and back for FF commentary.
BTW – I am too old to buy green bananas.
You’re killing my buzz…
Peak Clown World XXXL…
Here we come!!!
I see these folks on the road all the time!
What a whiny brat!! ya just can’t please em huh?
Now that’s a “FUN” gene!!!
Nice dog but he seems to have no sense of direction.
When my dogs get excited there ain’t no telling where they will go. Unless there is a squirrel or rabbit, and then it is wherever it goes.
We don’t deserve dogs.
They are too wonderful.
I truly love my dogs. They bring so much joy to my life.
I love my dogs FAR more than I even like most all humans I meet.
This could be my dachshund as a pup. She has grown to be a 9 lb
dervish of flying toothed death to anything her size or smaller.
Squirrels stand ZERO chance if they are not right by a tree.
We don’t have a vermin problem.
He best friend is my other hunting dog, a yellow lab.
Another reason that FF is gold…thanks
….Not to worry. No one is above the law.
Dear leader has said so.
If Biden ever had any moral credibility to start with, which I doubt, he lost it long before his DOJ gave Hunter a slap on the wrist. The bastard was an accused rapist, pedophile, plagiarist, racist . . . long before 2020, then he stole the presidency.
I wish I could marry my young baby sitter. s/
Were Vietmamese civilians allowed to own and possess guns back then?
Hey my American brothers,
These type of memes are disingenuous. All these backward countries survived their war with the US because the leftists bullied the MIC not too hurt them anymore. Now that the leftists control the MIC and every other power in the country they will use it to unleash their hatred fully on you deplorables and actually try to wipe you out, probably effectively. Ironically them discharging all the conservatives from the military and making them civilian might be the saving grace you need if push comes too shove. Over here down under were allowed sticks and stones to defend our houses and families from tyrants….. so as you say ‘from my child dead hands ‘. keep the faith in Christ,and no matter wha thappens it will turn ok at the end. God speed and God bless.
Those deaths are a feature of the medikill system.
The left doesn’t care about gun deaths.
They LOVE gun deaths. The more the better.
They care about a disarmed populace.
Because what they have planned cannot proceed
as long as we are armed.
well….a gun won’t help ya when you freely and eagerly line up for a genocidal “vaccine”
About 40% didn’t line up.
The “vax” rate provided by our filthy lying government is risible.
Millions didn’t fall for the psy-op.
Time will tell all truths.
Those who chose to live on their knees will die there.
….The squirrel was THIS BIG.
hat tip Irish, if it posts…
So, are you saying if I don’t give up my dream to fuck Natalie Portman I’m some kind of loser? I mean, despite the restraining order, I think she really digs me.
Don’t you dare give up. I’m pretty certain it’s Natalie’s dream as well. She may or may not realize it yet, because until she’s had the Bob P experience, well, you don’t know what you don’t know.
don’t give up Bob. if I get a chance I’ll put in a good word for ya!
Down boy…
Aim higher, Bob.
knowing Hollyweird, Natalie is probably a male
Still want her/him?
“… and it’s a fight to the death as far as they’re concerned.”
Hmmm, I’m not sure they have fully thought that through.
The best move will be to legalize the murder of these parents by their children. Maybe that will help them heal.
…. When these kids frontal cortex becomes fully developed and they realize they are mutilated and have been lied to about everything, the enablers such as “parents”, teachers, therapists and surgeons will be constantly looking over there shoulders for the rest of their hopefully very short lives.
Something very similar can be said about the parents who vaxxed their children with the clot-shot. There was NEVER a medical reason to expose children to the vaxx, never. So what can the parents do but pretend they were justified regardless of the facts and evidence?
Not they’re sterile with permanent disabilities, cancers, etc.
Those mentally ill parents will be sitting around the house in 20 years wondering why the kids don’t call, that is, if the kids are still alive. Then in 35-40 years they’ll wonder why they got shoved into a crappy nursing home and no one ever comes to visit. I read the comment sections of news stories on a lot of sites and I’m convinced that the pendulum has swung back to normalcy but it’s the media being paid off by the pharma companies that will continue to push this insanity.
A dog once walked up to me and pissed on my feet. How ’bout that, ladies?
tell the truth Bob. was it really just a dog and only once?
I’ve seen your response posts to pics of beautiful women. You may have had that coming…just sayin’…😁
What if the dog tried to screw his leg instead?
Some dogs just got the Mississippi Leg Hound in them. Can’t fix that.
This must be what it’s like living with Whoopi Goldberg.
….Except the bison is more cooperative, easier to look at and can’t talk.
And has cleaner, better smelling hair.
Biden told me so.
Log Cabin Republican?
Flaming fag.
appropriate name
Things I rather do than get the Pfizer shot.
Amen!
…I was waiting for sharky to go back for the fresh meat riding on the board.
So this poor animal is now dragging around a hook in his face and a long length of fishing line and a pole? What an asshole.
The whole thing is fake..And gay.
Is that Boom Boom? He really gets around.
….Boom Boom and the Blue Grass Band
F A F O …
A lot of shots fired at a moving vehicle with no idea what was behind it.
Suicide by cop.
… People that don’t like cats.
Great minds.
I just wish white woke women would stop breathing.
she just wants a fat black cock shoved up her poop hole, so she panders to the nigroes.
Another quack doctor who should lose her license due to insanity.
A PhD in what and from where?
Nothing with any market value.
All of these comments miss the mark with her thought…….She means that we don’t need to keep talking about it since everyone already knows that gender and race exist. All sane ppl that is.
In related news, Dr. Madeline Seers, PhD, was found dead in her home yesterday. Investigators say that she was apparently descending a staircase in her home, passed a mirror, and after seeing her own reflection, proceeded to peck herself to death. She is survived by her Latinx groundskeeper and her 13 “precious cats! Aren’t they all just so precious?!”
her account has been suspended.
No alien could ever be as creepy as Joe.
That ain’t Joe. It’s his stand-in. Look at his earlobes to verify.
….Most disgusting is the parental units were giddy their daughter was selected for abuse.
….There are none so blind that refuse to see.
Just once I would love to see one of these young girls just turn around and smack him hard.
And her Dad. It would be worth the jail term.
Not in Louisiana.
Father of a son who was molested by this man.
The father walked free…Graphic ..https://www.efootage.com/videos/90742/victims-father-shoots-attacker
Back in 1984.
Almost 4 decades ago.
That’s 2 generations ago.
When this country was a little more sane.
Laws must be broken with deliberation and forethought if one is to remain
un-incarcerated.
….That’s where all the cool kids hang out.
So, finally I’m fully back on the net after quite some self-imposed time without it while enjoying the Spanish Mediterenian Coast.
Glad to be back. But since my return after driving nearly 4k km was only a couple days ago my contributions this week are a little ‘light.’
And whilst commenting, I permit myself to give TBP and posters to FF a few 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 (white thumbs up) for hugely increasing amount of content uploaded!
WOW! Awesome!
(Can we make it to 15 pages this week?)
P.S. Must admit it’s GREAT to have FF be the ‘official start’ to my weekend again.
😀 😂 😊
U2, SOH. Welcome back.
Thanks frothy.
👍🏻
Miles, use miles! Us ‘mericans don’t go for that euro crap.
We’re not all murcans here.
Neither do Canadians who were voting before Trudeau’s so called father went metric and had all the distance signs replaced throughout the entire country. We still know the distances between many spots in miles. A friend submitted a plan for his house building requirement in metric and was told they deal in 2 x 4 ‘s and 4′ x 8’ sheets so re-submit your request. We still do as I submitted a request for a cabin a few years ago. Just another failed gift from Pierre.
It is most excellent to get you, SoH, and BobP back at the same time. You were both sorely missed..
So … is hubby dear going to be part of that ‘population reduction’, Ms. Harris?
….The real whale wore it better.
It’s funny you have to qualify you comment with the word “real” so we know who you are talking about.
….Ha, too funny. I originally did not have “real” in there but a proof read required clarification..
I disagree. I think it looks better on the Orca.
No, dear, your dress does not make you look like a whale. Your blubber makes you look like a whale.
Who wore it better?
Killer whale vs. land whale … both predators that even sharks fear.
“Does this dress make my ass look big?”
“No, Dear. Your ass makes that dress look big. Even worse, your dress makes our couch look small. In fact, the couch would wear it better. Maybe I should take our couch out to dinner. It for damn sure would save me some money. And be less embarrassing for me.”
I lost a good leather shoe to that bastard. Chased me for 3 city blocks.
Ret me routa here, Raggy!
I think that’s Marmaduke. One of us should probably stop drinking.
sorry but it will have to be you, Bob has seniority!
Could also be Astro – all great danes.
I use a Scooby-Doo jelly glass as my whisky drinking glass. Snoopy is high class, so he gets used for wine.
worth a revisit, for a good buddy that roams these halls…
Another version I’ve seen: When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die, that’s a moray.
That’s “Good Old Days” material. thanks
https://westernrifleshooters.us/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/22c84dae-cde7-498e-9ce6-7d842bdfa752_518x720.webp
I’m so glad I’m not trying to date in this day and age.
Me too…I mean, I wouldn’t want to do it either, not that I’m glad you’re not trying to date……..:~)
That’s just how we roll.
Some hot action and we get much butter.
From the self-help book, How to Get Trampled.
(How many times does Boom Boom get to appear on FF this week?)
Boom Boom wants publicity for his new book: “How to be a Bi-Son”.
….Dad trying to get rid of his adult child that won’t move out.
Well at least there is someone there filming to document his death for submission to Darwin Award winner of the year award. Good luck buddy, I’m rooting for you.
There is a bison herd just outside Denver along I-70 in the foothills.
People stop all the time to look at them through a tall fence.
Several years ago, in the span of 2 weeks, a Norwegian man and
then a Swedish man vacationing with their families jumped the fence for
a close up photo. Both were gored to death.
Some wag then put up a sign that read “Bison-2, Scandinavians-0”
Bison are YUUUGE and extremely aggressive.
Guess who is making a new video for TikTok?
Maybe this will finally unseat AOC.
I’m putting my money on the crazy one.
How much? A fist full.
Not even Marty Feldman could do that.
Never, ever thought there was an honest politician. That is as believable as a helpful bureaucrat.
Has been a few. Right now pretty much only Jim Jordan and MTG. President Trump is not a politician, thank goodness.
What about this?
Hmm…
. . . with all due honesty;;;
Are we absolutely sure this is something LIFE threw at us?
I’d hate it if that were so…
Catch it and take your chances.
Or duck and get sued for the medical bills.
I’m pretty sure this was Pete Buttigieg’s wedding cake.
TMI! TMI!
This kind of shit is why the dog peed on Bob’s foot. *snicker* Not that he’s wrong…
….Uses a bundt pan to make a butt cake.
The Anal Linguists convention called. They’d like to purchase a gross.
That’s just gross. (144)
Anonymous will be over in half an hour to ‘share’ some.
THAT is fucking HILARIOUS !!!
It put me off food AND sex!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Are those monkeypox?
“She’s looking pretty hot.” — Bill Clinton
Your jello bundt has hemmerhoids.
Plus, there’s a big ol’ monkey-pox on it!!!
That’s a level of retribution I’ve not stooped to in many a year.
Thanks for reminding me it’s still an option!
My college roommate got revenge on his previous landlord by removing the picture that hung on the wall, punching a hole in the wall, and dropping a pound or 2 of ground meat in the wall cavity … then putting the picture back.
Raw shellfish would be better.
My “buddies” put some shrimp on my intake manifold on my wedding night. The smell was with that car for a long, long time.
Try live conch’s in your car trunk in the Florida sun for a long weekend! That shit NEVER goes away. Ever.
I did this exact thing to my best friend..Even Said “Go to work baby” when I put it under the driver’s seat.
Replacing the drywall is an even better move as nobody will figure out where the smell is coming from.
My nastiest revenges were always taken on ex-employers not individuals. The Fire Marshall and the Health Department are always ready to lend a hand to a revenge seeking snitch! One time my friend actually burnt a restaurant to the ground over a labor dispute. He just left the gas stove on in the kitchen and fuckin walked out! “Consider that my resignation!”. Didn’t even catch a charge!
Sardines in the curtain rods. They will never find the sorce.
Shrimp tails-shell on, was one I’d heard of from an ex-wife after the husband got caught cheating.
A friend of mine doing research in biology got his hands on some cockroach pheromones. He painted a big 666 on his enemy’s garage door.
They stole the election, and after the legislatures and the courts did NOTHING, the US Military broke their oath, lost their honor, and sat on their thunbs.
The US is an occupied country, controlled by traitors.
The NSA has so much dirt on these psychopath uniparty politicians, they will do nothing but what they are told to do.
SUMMMMMER
Still, neither should be banned.
They just use the same definition that is used to describe ‘anti-semitism’ …
But bureaucrats are sticking their busybody noses in to make it a crime if we all don’t pretend with him. Just another law to ignore.
One of many. 🔫
During prohibition a Boston radio station held a contest for a word to define the law. The winner was “Scofflaw”. It could still apply today concerning the new attempted speech restrictions.
It applies to all law.
The banal and ridiculous laws of today only elucidate that.
https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/143/367/067/original/e123bdd0066f7e74.webp
Things I’d rather do than get the Moderna shot.
I give him a B+. The ladders aren’t connected and stacked.
There HAD to be a rope involved in this goat fuck somewhere, so why didn’t he bother to tie himself off?
With balls that big the tree should have fallen over out of sheer terror!
He cut off the lower branches first. That is a mistake. Much safer to climb the tree with no ladders than that crap. Start from the top and work your way down. That scares me just to look at that.
Remind all the statists out there that Larken Rose’s movie “The Jones Plantation” is due to be released 8/5/23.
The longer I live the more I think most of the history we were taught is probably bullshit.
Man discovered weapons
Weapons bought wealth
Wealth bought weapons
The cycle go’s on and on
Faggot.
and you
It’s the Jews, faggot. History is written by the people who pay historians.
you are the faggot
The White girl states facts without venom in her voice.