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Happy Friday all, and have a great weekend!
Now you can’t get elected unless you’re a crook.
And yet look at how many politicians have done just that. It tells you who we are being led by.
Student of History (who forgets to ‘sign in’) says…
Oh the joy of “good timing” when it comes to Friday Fail…
. . . the earlier I can get a good start to the weekend, the better!
I bet you can squeal like a . . . you know, the thing. Weeeeeeee!
Good morning, Bob.
Good morning to you, too.
No one can squeal like Ned Beatty!
He had the hardest part.
in him
Will not slow down for protestors.
And when you lose your jobs to the Chinese (who are paying me good money to see to it), we all know it will be Trump’s fault, and my DOJ will charge him with treason!
“I’M NOT WORKING FOR YOU!!!”
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Exceptionaly good meme!
Kudos!
But as soon as he opens his mouth embarrassment is guaranteed anyway, so maybe you should also consider a muzzle.
When my little brother was almost two he put a diving mask on his face but it was so big, he put it over his nose and mouth. Then, he inhaled. I never laughed so hard in my life. My mother finally took it off of him. That’s what we need on Biden.
Poor Ukrainian bastards who drive those will be the most sought-after target on the battlefield. They’ll be lucky to last an hour.
Over/under on the number of these sitting in front of US embassy in Moscow? London odds are at 2.5.
…Should have went for the option for winter tracks.
There’s a bloody reason it was called ‘Hamburger Hill.’
Whenever I read about Abrams to Ukraine, I think about an old M*A*S*H episode where Frank Burns decided he knew how to drive a tank. Hilarity ensued.
I thought they meant….
By God, you’re right! There are armored tanks, water tanks and, as shown above, tanks for nothin’.
If you include the shenanigans of the World Bank and IMF to entrap impoverished nations with debt and, when they can’t even pay the interest, force them to sell their assets, quite a few countries send money to the US.
In fairness, the US taxes every person, company, and nation on earth that uses US dollars.
Yes, its called “exporting inflation” and it will be coming to an end very soon.
Starts with a “Z” I’d bet.
Edit: always remember you pay property, sales, and other taxes on income that was taxed before you received it.
Should have been blonde
Scot,
Glad you posted this. That was my exact thought, in my exact words.
I guess we think alike here.
Been using this one for years…
. . . ’til I realized we ALL steal the meme above and repost it, hopefully, elsewhere.
….The test of a great meme is that someone wants to reuse it.
This one has made the rounds – more than once or twice – but it needs repeated OFTEN ENOUGH for people to understand this is the actual truth we live under today…
Where’s the caddy.
But since the CPI is designed to hide most inflation and the media plays it down, Bidenomics is working! Yay, Brandon.
Trumpflation. “Uncle Joe’s,” has only made it worse.
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/M2SL
That’s like trying to claim the low inflation while Trump was president was 0bama’s handiwork.
Yeah, spending has nothing to do with it.
Oooops!!!
Seems that signing in but not checking to one is REALLY signed in has left my contributions so far as if posted by some anon – like I used to do many years ago…
A REAL FRIDAY FAIL IN AND OF ITSELF!
WooHoo
🤪
EDIT: And, I did it again, LOL
When everything is instant, you’ll know you’re fucked.
Me: I excel at not listening to bitching and telling the person to fuck off. Isn’t that exactly what you want?
“Yes, of course it is, but …can you put it in terms more acceptable to those you’re telling to ‘fck off?'”
would piss off work?? asking for a fren
CORP HR MONITORING EMPLOYEE PC USE:
*22 hours later*
“Well, m(s) / r / s Moos, we’d like to offer you a job in our H.R. department.
Clearly your social circle encompasses the very kind of people we’d like to employ.
Do get in touch, will you?
Regards…
signed
HR D-Level Management“
I agree that you should respond in the form of a question. However, it should be stated in such a way as to include the customer on a more personal and inclusive manner such as, “Go fuck yourself.”
That’s how it works at my house. I tell my husband what to do, and he says “Yes dear”, then goes off and does whatever he damn well pleases. *shrug* It works. I get to be bossy, the “yes dear” lets me know he heard me, and he goes and does whatever he wants to, regardless of whatever it was I wanted him to do. Weird, yes, but works for us. Might cause a discussion later about priorities, but it’s just a discussion, and not an argument.
Been working for 50 years now….
I’ve noticed you on here a lot and you mention your husband frequently. I guess he doesn’t read TBP so I’m wondering what he’s getting away with while you are reading. 🙂
I don’t know either, but he still comes home at night, so I’m good with it.
If you hold their heads underwater and count to a hundred, that problem will go away
Microwave on high for 1:14 works too.
Geezus…
You’ll never get the smell out of the microwave.
Given your posts for the last few weeks, I’m guessing you’re a cat hater?
Joe is the resident cat lover.
He just fakes it real well.
I think Joe and I are tied.
She has arrived.
….Pretty sure they want to kill you EVERY night.
Only if you treat them badly first …
Nah.
Getting them early and teaching them to kill is a bit difficult.
Just got 2 “housekittens”.
Weaned them off the litter box and into the dirt outside.
Weaned them off the indoors and out into the rain. (They’ll figure it out).
Weaned them off dry cat food and into raw meat.
Now I just have to teach them that in every little scurrying gray animal is a package of raw meat waiting to be eaten.
Rations will be decreasing.
A hungry cat is a motivated cat…
My bengal mix decided to attack my toes in the night with razor sharp little teeth. Practicing to kill me, prolly. Love ‘‘em but they really do FYSU. Been up ever since waiting for Friday Fail to commence. 😁
Married that girl once.
What a difference a few decades make – even if the bible states God is the same today as He was yesterday and will be the same in the future as He is today…
God is unchanging, but that guy doesn’t serve Him.
783,137 words in the Bible and not one of them is “Pope.”
It ain’t holy.
Right, it ain’t holy, but it is venom.
Remember, Pope Francis is a Jesuit and their oath is damn scary. They are the deep state. They also go by zionist.
The papacy has never served the Creator.
Get back to me when I can take her to bed.
Dude, how far behind the cutting edge are you these days?
Thanks, SoH. I know what to ask for for Christmas now.
Anytime, Mr P.
BTW, you might just wanna take in the movie Wifelike (REMOVE BLANKS: https : //www . imdb . com/title/tt15978956/) before you put one of these on your Christmas list. Admittedly, I too begin to ask “why not?” though I think it’s not quite time yet to answer that …honestly, if ever a timely question to answer so bluntly.
Fake and gay. I clicked on all the links in the gif and nothing happens.
If you’re REALLY that interested (no shaming here) then type the headline into a search engine and you’d likely cum upon the article. Once you …arrive on the site, the links should work. After all – as if you didn’t know, you – it’s just a screenshot you tried to click on.
🙂 lol
I don’t think you should encourage moos to ‘cum’ upon anything.
Seriously, I don’t think we are there yet in AI development. Another 40-50 years will likely see “artificial life” indistiguishable from real. At that point, we will be in deep shit.
Mmm…just wondering…the rubber bimbo in the lower right corner…those boobs aren’t going to fall to the sides like a normal woman’s…aren’t those things kinda going to get in the way? On second thought, maybe they won’t. Not my area of expertise…but seems to me like it would be at least a little weird.
She – there are a bunch of perverts here. Best to not encourage them
Which one makes a sammich?
Okay, but can they make a sandwich?
Probably cost more than just hiring a mid-range hooker every week for a year.
Down boy.
Single mothers, feminist bitches, government monopoly schools (with their anti-male teachers), and so much more are destroying generations of men without any help from sex robots or AI.
Beef strokin off?
Is that what the sour cream is about?
NOT. A. Chance. Sooooooy!
Kamala’s typing out her newest word salad.
That’s the main reason I don’t want you to die, Dad.
I’m going through that very thing literally right now. And my reward will be temporary homelessness.
Oh, rapture! Oh, Joy!
Know the feeling, my dad died just a few weeks ago…
😢
Sorry, SoH.
Sorry for your loss. My Dad died in 2907 and I still tear up when I think of him. A quiet man who provided for his family. We never went without our needs being met. He had a great sense of humor and made people happy. Sigh. Time for more tissues .😪
Sorry .2007. Told you I tear up!
Imagine it won’t be so different for me.
My dad, despite his many – annoying – human flaws did some things for his family and children that leave me in awe to this day.
(I take comfort knowing his soul, spirit, self, consciousness, whatever-you-wanna-call-it has passed on to a better existence.)
Yeah, we kinda figured.
Sorry for your loss. It hurt now both parents are deceased.
So sorry for your loss.
Sympathies, friend.
God Bless, SoH…stay strong and stay with your FF friends..
Thanks nkit.
I will.
Been homeless for shorter periods a few times – never my own doing though.
Shit happens. Almost happened again – based on bad advice from what should be trustworthy source – and I barely get by at the moment month-by-month.
I imagine you’ll do OK and that you’ll do all you can to make it a short-lived experience.
That’s the main reason I don’t want you to die, Dad.
Just put him in the garage with all his shit.
Plug in the fridge, and pack him in.
I don’t recommend the fridge route unless you’re koo koo bananas. My hubby did that with the last cat that died and he was definitely koo koo bananas.
Bob P: “ Can you move Kitty over and get the chicken salad?”
Cold, dude….
…and keep cashing the Social Security checks.
If you’re in W Va that fridge will be on the porch
My father has always been a cold, angry prick. He was not a drunk, nor “exceptionally” violent, but he whipped us just because he was angry. He never tried to spend time with us, nor does he ever reach out to contact us.
I guess he did his “duty,” as he saw it, but never with any love, respect, or affection. When he set up his phone (landline) he jumped through hoops to ensure he did not have long distance service.
He was the most ungenerous person I have ever known. Stingy with his money, his time, his affection, his advice, his everything.
I’m sure that he’ll leave a load of crap like that for me and my siblings. Maybe there’ll be something worthwhile under all of it.
My best guess is he never really wanted to be a father, and resented the fact that he had kids. But I’ve despaired of him ever being a decent person, and really don’t care all that much anymore.
Fuck you, dad.
Porteno,
Sorry that was the father you got. Mine wasn’t much better. He never engaged with us kids. Once divorced from Mom, he drove off never wanting to be heard from again. Never a birthday card, a call or Christmas present.
Dear Royal Dansk,
When biting into one of your butter cookies, I couldn’t help but notice a three-inch needle piercing my cheek. I think you should revisit your recipe.
Signed,
A dissatisfied customer
Also JM: “If you read reports I killed myself, do not believe them. I would never kill myself”
Spanish Prison: John McAfee killed himself today in his cell
Me: I do not believe you
they killed him
Fact check: False. The thief is not black.
Yeah, well…
. . . have you ever noticed how white youth came to love black rap / ghetto music?
Would it surprise anyone if they also adopted the “looting thingy?”
Cultural appropriation. Is there anything whitey won’t steal?
Fact check: True. The thief is Muslim and this is Britain, see the Bobby? 😉
Good evening from America’s most trusted newscast.
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Our southern border is under control and only genuine refugees are permitted entry; and
Trump is guilty of all charges.
Brought to you by Pfizer and Moderna and the re-elect Biden campaign.
Too many Dems would do that.
Drank from the hose my whole childhood. I’m fine and healthy. Except for this third hand growing out of my chin….
We had a wooden supply tank that gravity fed the livestock and the hydrants at various places around the farm. We drank from the hydrants all the time. If you looked into the supply tank you would have seen bugs, spiders and general dirt even though there was a metal lid on the tank.
Friday Failure of the Week is a no-brainer. The no-brained PM of Canada, Justin Castro-Truedolt wins for the second time. First time was for his monumental screw-up over the truckers’ rally in which he tore up what was left of our Charter of Rights (the Canadian constitution) and embarrassed us in front of the entire planet. Not to worry, though; the Liberals investigated themselves and determined they did nothing wrong. The media, which Castro Jr. bought off with billions of taxpayer dollars, wholeheartedly agreed. And the people, of course, believed what they were told. We get the leaders we deserve, right?
This time the moron, in his zeal to show himself champion of the Ukrainian cause for his WEF bosses, invited a Nazi war criminal into Parliament, where our elected representatives, all of them, gave the bastard two standing ovations. Of course, this is not nearly as bad as sending billions of dollars to Ukraine to support a hopeless war effort on behalf of a Nazi regime sending hundreds of thousands of young men to slaughter, but the spectacle in Parliament demonstrated an appalling level of incompetence, hypocrisy, and carelessness, televised for the whole world to see. As an eighth-generation Canadian (my father’s family arrived here from Ireland in the mid-1700s, my mother’s family from Scotland in the late 1700s), I don’t appreciate this fuck face making my country a laughingstock.
But we can laugh or cry about it. I choose the former. And what better way to laugh than with the man with quite possibly the most infectious laugh on earth?
It’ll be forgotten after the puck drops. Noticed the beaner laugh tweet is posted by one of my favorite Flamers.
Go Avs!
GAVS!!!
Fasted cup damage ever.
Damn, another Avs fan….no no no, go BOLTS!!!!
I’ll concede that Trudeau won this week, but for overall stupidity, Biden wins hands down!
USA! USA!
….We in kanadastan currently have a Prime Minister that is a bastardy son of a cuban totalitarian
And a Deputy Prime Minister that is the grand daughter of a U-cranian Not-see newspaper propagandist that most likely sent the previous religious newspaper owners to a death camp.
If you ever get tired of government officials who embarrass you daily, c’mon down here, and….wait…sorry, never mind.
Yeah, you’re pissed that the only job you could find was Piss Jug Man, but you took ethnic studies and now owe a hundred grand, so put on the ridiculous costume and get back out there!
At least he wasn’t Mary Cum Sponge. That would have been problematic on many levels.
Great way to get piss on the wall.
…the floor, the ceiling, pretty much everything in range.
TFF!! It’s funny as as hell.
Who are you going to please with THAT ? Me !!!
The owners of the establishment are obviously passive aggressive homos or man hating lesbians, so no thanks to giving them any of my business.
Planned Parenthood clinic?
But a new one started almost immediately afterwards about that ridiculous slave-mask.
I told her, “Either you remove the ridiculous mask or remove your shirt.” I couldn’t disagree with her choice.
The way to a fisherman’s heart is through his fly.
There was this girl in college…. I miss her still.
At the next uni alumni gathering, I’m going to present this meme to the Senior class…
Parent: I read the assignment. I thought it showed imagination and a sense of humour. I’m paying your salary, and if I find out you’re pushing feminist nonsense in the classroom I’m going to the school board to get you out of the classroom, you woke bitch.
Sounds about right (with some minor liberties taken).
Sam Kinnison on marriage:
“Find the one person on earth you hate the most and give her half your stuff.”
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Silly old Xi.
+++ for the literary association
I offer you Diane Frankenstein. One down, several thousand to go.
Feinstein says a recent Jedi attack has left her scarred and deformed….
Yah.
Imagine a congress full of AOCs.
I’m not old enough to look forward to dyin’.
But I’m not young enough to believe it might get better.
So party time is coming.
I wonder what percentage of “African Americans” could find Africa on an unmarked globe.
Hey, I’m 68. Happens to me any time I see a pretty lady.
68? And it still works?
That’s cold, She, very cold.
The hot wire is not hooked up on my switch.
Maybe that’s why mine is always pointed towards the ground. I would be satisfied if things were just neutral.