FRIDAY FAIL

FF Jeremiad of the Week
Just imagine if a slew of woke leftists invade Friday Fail and start bitching about everything we post here. They threaten to get the site cancelled and to dox us and bring our opinions to the attention of busybody authorities (and worse, our wives). They then change the nature of FF by posting pictures and gifs featuring LGBTQ crap, the plight of refugees, the “climate crisis,” threats of novel viruses, the need to support Ukraine. . . with no trace of humour, for when God was handing out a sense of humour they lined up instead for double doses of narcissism and psychopathology. Eventually anyone with common sense and a sense of humour would disappear and the leftists would be in charge. Friday Fail might still be here, but its spirit would be dead. A depressing thought and possibility.

Well, that’s what they’ve done to our GD countries! That’s a tragedy a thousand times worse than ruining Friday Fail.

We don’t let ourselves think deeply about what they’ve done to our culture and heritage, to us. We know they lied us into a pandemic and gave us and our children shots that could kill or maim us for life, but we don’t allow ourselves to dwell on individual calamities such as the anguish of losing a child or losing one’s health to the shot. That there’ll be no comeuppance for the greatest ever crime against humanity is almost too much to bear.

We know they lied us into war after war after war, but we don’t really think about the civilian lives lost or otherwise ruined, the destruction of critical infrastructure, or our soldiers who die or come home and commit suicide because of what they witnessed or were forced to do, not for their country but for military/industrial profits. And the overwhelming failure of the Ukraine war—both geopolitically and on the battlefield—is a perfect representation of the pure incompetence and malevolence of the Western brain trust. They’re so horrid many of us are actually rooting for the Russians because maybe their victory will help bring our parasites down before they lead us into WW III. We can’t seem to do it ourselves.

We know the left stole the 2020 election, along with the Senate in 2022. They know we know, and their defense is to deride and dismiss us, and to censor us where they can. Say too much too loudly, as Trump knows, they turn their lawfare guns on us and we find ourselves jailed, or worse. I can’t even read stories about innocent patriots thrown into prison for taking a stroll in the Capitol on J6; I just get too angry over the sheer injustice of it. They have all the power and control the media, so they get to establish their preferred false narrative. We’re left to gape and shake our heads.

They let millions of poor immigrants into our countries, many of whom don’t even know the language let alone anything that might help the country. The invaders take welfare, take health care, take public housing, without any means to give anything back. With their arrival crime skyrockets, especially theft and rape. Later they take the low-skilled jobs, pushing out our low-skill workers, mostly black, who, in turn resort to welfare and crime. Our parasitical leaders not only allow it, they encourage it. The autocrats erase our borders to erase our culture. Everyone can see what they’re doing; no one stops them.

They ruin our finest cities, offering sanctuary for illegals, refusing to punish crime, and incentivizing homelessness and drug use, illicit or not. Helplessly we watch as San Francisco, Los Angeles, Vancouver, Paris, and London become third-world hellholes before our eyes. The politicians that enabled it get re-elected every time by stupid, uninformed voters. We shut our eyes because it’s too depressing to observe.

And this business with “gender” is just one more sign that the end of our civilization is near. Men can be women, women can be men, or both or neither. Reality means nothing; irrational belief is everything. Good way to destroy a society. By design. Our hyper-corrupt media focus on it while ignoring the real problems. No time or space to report on raped children when ignorant people refuse to use a person’s preferred pronoun.

We can’t let ourselves focus on any of these powerful and depressing truths, because they’re so distressing as to be disorienting. That’s why the typical person wants to hear none of this. To learn that the people in charge are thoroughly evil is crushing. What a profound betrayal of trust! What an outrage! What hope can we have for the future if this is all true? “No, I don’t want to think about this. Shut up!”

So we push it all to the back of our minds and get along. Pretend everything’s okay. Otherwise we’d go out of our minds. What can we do about it anyway? Look at what they’ve done to people so much more powerful than ourselves who’ve tried to publicize these news stories: belittled, ridiculed, slandered, shut up, then shut down. And if they get too close to critical truths with evidence to bring them down, they’re jailed (e.g., Assange) or killed (e.g., Seth Rich). For those in power everything depends on control of the narrative. They will lie, cheat, steal, and even kill to maintain that control, because, once lost, they lose their power and protection. So, powerless, we keep our thoughts about the real state of the world to ourselves.

But not here! Not on Friday Fail. Here we can rage against the malevolent traitors who killed the Kennedys, who perpetrated 9/11, who erased our borders, who undermined the justice system, who destroyed our cities, who stole the election, who traffic children, who push the global warming scheme, who created the pandemic—both the virus itself and the outrageous policy responses to it—who re-launched the cold war and goaded Russia into a hot war, who blew up Nord Stream, who have us hundreds of trillions in debt, and who intend to steal away the rest of our God-given rights. Here we can shout, “Go to hell!” to all of them. On Friday Fail we can express shocking opinions that are verboten everywhere but here, mostly because it’s fun, but, on a more fundamental level, because we’re desperate to ridicule what’s going on in the world or we’ll start crying . . . or worse. FF is a tension release valve for a lot of us. Nowhere else offers such freedom to finally say what we think as starkly as we please. Not even in our own homes!

Today there’s an entire cabal whose job is to be permanently pissed off on behalf of some “victim” group and to let everyone know when they’ve crossed into forbidden territory, which expands every day. Their blithe assumption that they have the monopoly on morality is not only pompous, it’s insulting. It’s just woke bullshit that makes them feel good about their humanity while they actively harm humanity. They’ve taken control of most of our major institutions, and they’re getting pushier every day, down to controlling our very words. Control our words control of our minds. That’s their goal.

I play hockey with a bunch of great guys who’re mostly in their sixties. If there was anywhere I could be myself you’d think it would be there. But I self censor a lot. When one of them falls and takes too long to get up—you know the type who tries to milk some sympathy out of a trifle—my impulse is to say, “Get up, faggot!” the way we did when we were younger. But I keep my trap shut. The other day we were talking about the rainbow-colour crosswalks that are popping up all over the place. I joked that they demarked a “free run-over-a-transfreak zone,” and they did laugh at that, but the way they laughed conveyed, “You better not say anything like that outside of this locker room.” We all knew it was true.

We dare not say fag or retard anywhere. Mere words, words we grew up with, and we used them without intending to insult a particular group. Friends who were being chicken were fags. Friends who were being stupid were retards. And the word nigger—well, that impels an otherworldly level of crazy. If a throng of blacks raided a mall, killed two white teenagers, raped an Asian woman, stole everything in sight, and burned down the place, and someone like me blurted out on camera, “A whole herd of feral niggers went on a bloody rampage!” we all know the media would make the story about the racist white guy who uttered the N word. In our upside down loony world saying nigger is worse than any crime they commit. It’s all bullshit. While the Western world falls apart they have everyone focused on trivialities.

But on Friday Fail it’s still 1955. We’re free to think what we please and say whatever we please. Free to admire beautiful women and to regurgitate over the fat, ugly ones. In a world where masculinity is devalued, even eschewed, we let loose here our diminishing testosterone. Here we’re free to be proud of who we are—mostly old white men, as it happens—and brag about it. Yes, white man has done horrible things, as has every other race, but we have contributed far more to the advancement of humanity than all other races combined, and, on that basis, we refuse to put up with a disrespect bordering on hatred that we get nonstop from TPTB. We’re proud of our heritage, and we’re not afraid to show it.

Friday Fail is our collective, “Fuck you!” to the bastards who’re destroying the Western world. And it’s a lot of fun, too. Welcome all . . except woke leftists.

“Come on, YAJ. Say it. You luvs me, dontcha?”