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117 Comments
The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Administrator
December 16, 2023 12:28 pm

For the win.

BL
BL
  Administrator
December 16, 2023 6:50 am

Gives the Yule-log-athon (at the bottom) a whole new meaning. Just say goodbye to Xfinity.

BL
BL
  Administrator
December 16, 2023 6:56 am

That’s a keeper, laughed so hard. That dog is priceless.

javelin
javelin
  Administrator
December 16, 2023 8:14 am

whoever smelt it dealt it

BL
BL
  Administrator
December 16, 2023 7:18 am

Very funny but they’re just all Yankees to us. 🙂

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Administrator
December 16, 2023 8:31 am

Nothing wrong with growing up in Cheap booze and fireworks country….

A cruel accountant
A cruel accountant
  Administrator
December 16, 2023 10:47 am
Thunder
Thunder
  A cruel accountant
December 17, 2023 4:19 am

I love this place, I ran out of tissues laughing

Suds
Suds
  A cruel accountant
December 18, 2023 11:54 am

Oh, that vid was almost pissed-my-pants funny, Cruel one.
…and shall be dutifully forwarded to many.
Cheers!

Bostonbob
Bostonbob
  Administrator
December 16, 2023 4:54 pm

Surprisingly accurate.
I live just south of Free Brady up the street from the cranberry bogs.
Bob.

fujigm
fujigm
  Administrator
December 16, 2023 1:51 pm

Not if you can’t spell ‘breadwinner’…

That’s some freakshow shit…

tigger
tigger
  Administrator
December 17, 2023 4:26 am

If she was the last woman on earth , I still wouldn’t!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
December 17, 2023 3:27 pm

Bread eater, I’d believe that.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
December 16, 2023 9:17 am

I’d hit that . . .
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. . . with a shovel.

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
December 16, 2023 1:52 pm

Looks like that’s already been done.

tigger
tigger
  Anonymous
December 17, 2023 4:28 am

You’re going to need something bigger!

H2O2
H2O2
  Administrator
December 16, 2023 10:58 pm

isn’t that the whale they blew up in 1970 on the Oregon coast ?

Thunder
Thunder
  Administrator
December 17, 2023 4:24 am

‘It’ is at least near water and a blind Sea Lion could get lucky.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
December 17, 2023 3:29 pm

I voted for Trump, I voted for Trump!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
December 16, 2023 8:34 am

Psychotic Aggression among Blacks Linked to Prescrtiption Drugs

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
December 16, 2023 1:54 pm

Why is unimportant.
We are at the action point.
I recommend wholly asymmetrical response…

Thunder
Thunder
  Administrator
December 17, 2023 4:30 am

But some like it in a corner of a Senate hall….. so at Christmas…..
You had better not pout,
You had better not cry
you better not scream
I’m a coming in dry

eraser
eraser
  Administrator
December 16, 2023 7:56 am

+1000 for “horks”.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  eraser
December 16, 2023 8:40 am

(computing, slang) To foul up; to be occupied with difficulty, tangle, or unpleasantness; to be broken.
I downloaded the program, but something is horked and it won’t load.
(slang, regional) To steal, especially petty theft or misnomer in jest.
Can I hork that code from you for my project?
(slang) To vomit, cough up.
(slang) To throw.
Let’s go hork pickles at people from the back row of the movie theatre.
(slang) To eat hastily or greedily; to gobble.
I don’t know what got into her, but she horked all those hoagies last night!
(slang, transitive) To move.
Go hork the kegs from out back.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hork#:~:text=(computing%2C%20slang)%20To%20foul,from%20you%20for%20my%20project%3F

https://www.yourdictionary.com/hork

BL
BL
  eraser
December 16, 2023 3:13 pm

James, are you missing one of your cats??

m
m
  Administrator
December 16, 2023 9:11 am

That’s a Russian license plate from Moscow (177) 😀

suziecrittersnatcher
suziecrittersnatcher
December 16, 2023 8:43 am

Love it

m
m
December 16, 2023 9:00 am

Comrade-Trump

Anonymous
Anonymous
  m
December 16, 2023 9:25 am

Please elaborate – for the perception-impaired?

Is it a comment on Hillary’s claim of Russian collusion in Trump’s (two) elections to the presidency?

m
m
  Anonymous
December 16, 2023 9:37 am

For the association-impaired:

It’s a fun contrast between the made-up ‘Russia collusion’ hoax [not only by Hitlary], the fact that Moscow today is better than any large US city, and the high likelihood that a “4-star” Trump [still] in power would have probably done a lot to make the US become a bit more like today’s Russia.
Meaning more moral.

flash
flash
December 16, 2023 9:22 am

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flash
flash
December 16, 2023 9:23 am

Not you cracka’

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  flash
December 16, 2023 9:50 am

Germans and French indigenous to europe.
Black Africans are indigenous to the dark side of the Sahara.

flash
flash
December 16, 2023 9:23 am

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flash
flash
December 16, 2023 9:23 am

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flash
flash
December 16, 2023 9:24 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  flash
December 16, 2023 10:47 am

How pettily human, for a divine.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
December 16, 2023 12:23 pm

Like all of the Living Masters, he is the Divine in human form …

m
m
  Anonymous
December 16, 2023 1:23 pm

Ever heard of that pettily event with the money changers?

flash
flash
December 16, 2023 9:24 am

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No. 9
No. 9
  flash
December 16, 2023 12:30 pm

Oh, start it then. Please. Guilty as hell, based simply on how much of a threat he thought Trump would be. Him and many others.
Hate that weasley beady eyed, pencil neck bugger of boys almost as bad as Schumer, Pelosi, and Swallowswell.
Trump’s gotta have dirt on all of those MFers who are working to destroy him by any means necessary. No other explanation is plausible. He would expose the corruption, pedophilia, and murder of all of them, and deservedly so.
In a just world, of course.

But, his detractors. Muh flaws, mistakes, and ego, so fuck him.
Submit a better leader at this point in time. If they be willing, with the courage and bravery Il Donaldo had to face the music, the back stabs, and the treasonous traitors who were supposed to advise him in the best interests of the common man in this nation of “leaders” intent on their own lucre, at the expense of a country’s demise.

Schiff is pure evil. So too, the rest.

todd
todd
  flash
December 16, 2023 12:46 pm

i bet he likes sucking little boy peckers

fujigm
fujigm
  todd
December 16, 2023 1:58 pm

He looks like a prepubescent penis sucker…

H2O2
H2O2
  flash
December 17, 2023 9:01 am

ppppppbbbbtttttt, nuthin’s gonna happen.

flash
flash
December 16, 2023 9:25 am

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fujigm
fujigm
  flash
December 16, 2023 1:59 pm

Remember when Billy Carter was the biggest family embarrassment to a sitting president?
Ah, those were the days…

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  fujigm
December 16, 2023 2:41 pm

Had his own beer made while he was 1st Brother

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flash
flash
December 16, 2023 9:25 am

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flash
flash
December 16, 2023 9:26 am

Now you know…

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flash
flash
December 16, 2023 9:26 am

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piearesquared
piearesquared
  flash
December 16, 2023 11:19 am

Rudy won’t have to pay that judgment. He knows all about the 9/11 cover-up because he was intimately involved with it. TPTB will pay it for him to keep him from going off script and spilling the beans, or else they will kill him like they did Epstein. But either way, Rudy won’t be paying that.

kiwi
kiwi
  piearesquared
December 16, 2023 1:45 pm

jeffy ain,t dead

piearesquared
piearesquared
  kiwi
December 16, 2023 2:17 pm

Possibly.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  piearesquared
December 16, 2023 6:25 pm

Definitely. He collected his golden parachute for services faithfully rendered.

flash
flash
December 16, 2023 9:27 am

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flash
flash
December 16, 2023 9:28 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  flash
December 16, 2023 11:59 am

It’s an IQ test. Darwin awards.

flash
flash
December 16, 2023 9:29 am

When you need to get there fast, but your teleporter is in the shop.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  flash
December 16, 2023 11:24 am

Isn’t that what they do to the gheys?

WDS
WDS
  Anonymous
December 16, 2023 3:36 pm

Nah, that would take too much effort, they just toss em off the roof from about 4-5 stories

Anonymous
Anonymous
  flash
December 17, 2023 3:39 pm

Juuuust a bit outside, tried the corner and missed…

flash
flash
December 16, 2023 9:34 am

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B_MC
B_MC
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December 16, 2023 10:27 am

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BL
BL
  B_MC
December 16, 2023 3:22 pm

Flash- I’m going to have that hooked nose in the chariot made into a poster and I will hold it up at the polls next election as the sheep pass by to vote. Taking bets on how long before I’m locked up??

flash
flash
December 16, 2023 9:35 am

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flash
flash
December 16, 2023 9:48 am

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B_MC
B_MC
December 16, 2023 10:28 am

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B_MC
B_MC
December 16, 2023 10:28 am

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B_MC
B_MC
December 16, 2023 10:29 am

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B_MC
B_MC
December 16, 2023 10:38 am
B_MC
B_MC
December 16, 2023 10:43 am

Maersk Stops All Red Sea Container Ship Traffic

The Danish shipping giant A.P. Moller-Maersk announced December 15 it would pause all container shipments moving through the Red Sea until further notice, a spokesperson said.

According to Reuters, Maersk said December 14 that its vessel, Maersk Gibraltar, was targeted by a missile when traveling from Salalah, Oman to Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. The crew and vessel were later reported safe.

“Following the near-miss incident involving Maersk Gibraltar yesterday and yet another attack on a container vessel today, we have instructed all Maersk vessels in the area bound to pass through the Bab al-Mandab Strait to pause their journey until further notice,” the company said in a statement.

https://www.supplychainbrain.com/articles/38684-maersk-stops-all-red-sea-container-ship-traffic

See also…

Two More Ships Struck By Houthi Missiles As Maersk Diverts All Tankers From Red Sea

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/two-more-vessels-struck-houthi-missiles-maersk-diverts-all-tankers-red-sea

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
December 16, 2023 12:21 pm

Beginning to wonder if “Houthi” is Arabic for “CIA”.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 16, 2023 12:12 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 16, 2023 12:16 pm

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Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Anonymous
December 16, 2023 1:02 pm

Yep! Perfect apology.

“Stop being a lil bitch.”

You know how many times I’ve said that???? 😂

fujigm
fujigm
  Abigail Adams
December 16, 2023 2:05 pm

Absolutely.
Be man enough to admit your mistake in dating her and GTFO.
Nobody really likes someone with codependency issues….

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Abigail Adams
December 16, 2023 3:00 pm

Hey downvoter…

Stop being a lil bitch.

5643…and counting.

BL
BL
  Abigail Adams
December 16, 2023 3:05 pm

Abby- Just ignore it, I have a serial DVer that DV’s everything I post.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  BL
December 16, 2023 3:06 pm

Downvotes = ON TARGET

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 16, 2023 12:17 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 16, 2023 12:20 pm

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anonymous
December 16, 2023 12:40 pm

Maff be hard and sit!

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 16, 2023 12:22 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 16, 2023 12:26 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 16, 2023 12:29 pm

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Do DC next please

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 16, 2023 1:13 pm

where do wastes from battery plants end up?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 16, 2023 1:59 pm

In your drinking water, I would guess.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 16, 2023 6:27 pm

N.I.M.B.Y.

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
December 16, 2023 2:07 pm

Drinking water.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 16, 2023 12:32 pm

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Don’t be a tease

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 16, 2023 1:14 pm

it was fake

BL
BL
  Anonymous
December 16, 2023 1:19 pm

Agree fake.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  BL
December 16, 2023 2:16 pm

I just noticed the date. Will people never learn?

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 16, 2023 12:41 pm

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B_MC
B_MC
  Anonymous
December 16, 2023 1:13 pm

Populist Backlash to Paul Ryan’s Meeting with Speaker Mike Johnson Rattles Washington, D.C.

Is Johnson Merely Paul Ryan 2.0?

Widely hated former Republican House speaker Paul Ryan met with current Republican House Speaker Mike Johnson, and many of the American people are expressing outrage at the apparent crooked dealing that Johnson is engaging in. Ryan is a well-known swamp rat and vice chairman of the Clinton-linked firm Teneo.

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Johnson counts donors from Lockheed Martin, Raytheon, and of course the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC), which was Johnson’s top donor in this most recent 2022 election cycle.

Populist Backlash to Paul Ryan’s Meeting with Speaker Mike Johnson Rattles Washington, D.C.

gadsden flag
gadsden flag
  B_MC
December 16, 2023 5:57 pm

any room for the American Russia Public Affairs Committee? Beyond the pale (of settlement).

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 16, 2023 3:59 pm

Burning a flag isn’t enough. Burning the members is what must happen.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
December 16, 2023 5:16 pm

Mass withdrawal of belief in the legitimacy of the system must happen.

T4C
T4C
December 16, 2023 4:05 pm