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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 7:00 am

Good morning buckaroos!

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 7:10 am

Good afternoon to you and all Friday Failers!
Let’s get the party started!

Student of History
Student of History
  Anonymous
April 12, 2024 7:11 am

All aboard!

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
April 12, 2024 8:22 am

To guide its trains and buses safely through the city, Toronto Transit has successfully combined affirmative action with the FAA’s idea of hiring retards.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
April 12, 2024 2:27 pm

Beloved son in for a visit for the first time since Christmas.
I’ll try to add some stuff later tonight!
In the mean time,
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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 7:01 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 8:28 am

We need a red-state Confederacy (without the slaves–we’re still living with the fallout from that calamity) to challenge the federal monstrosity on Washington.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 7:02 am

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Anonymous Coward
Anonymous Coward
  YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 8:57 am

They have the “A rating because they are “serving zee Bugs”
It would only rate a “B” without them.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 7:02 am

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hammie
hammie
  YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 1:09 pm

If I zoom to 200% I can barely make out what the words are. Why is everybody posting severely reduced images on this forum. It has been increasingly difficult to understand 100’s of memes in the last three months due to this. Is everybody paying for their internet by the KBs that transition to-from their devices?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  hammie
April 12, 2024 3:20 pm

I’ve noticed that too. The reason I’ve found is when you save an image, it often saves it as .webp which sucks. When saving, relabel the suffix to .jpg which may help.

fujigm
fujigm
  YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 3:29 pm

Not my chicken, dude!
It’s a free, range chicken!

T4C
T4C
  YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 4:56 pm

I resized it. I have a Mac so only if you have one can I give instructs on how to do it.

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 7:03 am

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Deimos
Deimos
April 12, 2024 7:03 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Deimos
April 12, 2024 8:29 am

This is why we come to FF, folks. It’s uplifting.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 7:03 am

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Deimos
Deimos
April 12, 2024 7:03 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 7:03 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 8:31 am

This goes double for Kamala.

Deimos
Deimos
April 12, 2024 7:04 am

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Deimos
Deimos
April 12, 2024 7:04 am

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Deimos
April 12, 2024 7:47 pm

Until they are hanged, along with their entire bloodline, they’ll never quit doing it.

Deimos
Deimos
April 12, 2024 7:04 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Deimos
April 12, 2024 8:36 am

And there I was commenting on those memes, with millions of comely young ladies hanging on my every word. (I do have a fertile imagination, don’t I?)

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 7:05 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 8:38 am

And you ain’t Mexican, Honduran, Colombian, Haitian, Angolan . . .

Deimos
Deimos
April 12, 2024 7:05 am

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Deimos
Deimos
April 12, 2024 7:05 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Deimos
April 12, 2024 8:41 am

Fortunately, you, Natalie, are much too pretty to shoot. Dictator Bob has added you to his harem and will see you in your boudoir forthwith.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 7:05 am

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Deimos
Deimos
April 12, 2024 7:06 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Deimos
April 12, 2024 8:43 am

We put your 40% in our private bank accounts with a tiny percentage used to bribe the politicians so we get away with it.

Ben
Ben
  Bob P
April 12, 2024 9:40 am

Looks like you have an admirer Bob P. Another butthurt psycho.

Deimos
Deimos
April 12, 2024 7:06 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Deimos
April 12, 2024 8:48 am

If George were alive today, the Biden gang would J6 him straightaway as the most dangerous white extremist in the nation, and the MSM would heartily concur, and the GOP would say that was inappropriate but do nothing about it, and Trump would say he would pardon him, and the deep state would laugh at it all.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 7:07 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 7:08 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 8:49 am

If I hoped it shot backward, too, would that make me a bad human being?

H2O
H2O
  YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 7:08 pm

nope.
the image has been tampered with; look closer.
triji’s are the dope though 👍🏻

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  H2O
April 15, 2024 4:21 pm

Nope, scope’s on backwards.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 7:07 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 8:50 am

I’m a maverick. I try to go in both directions every day.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  Bob P
April 13, 2024 12:11 am

So, you go both ways, eh??

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  bridgeportbob
April 13, 2024 12:12 am

Or more than both ways, I guess…nowadays…

Deimos
Deimos
April 12, 2024 7:08 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Deimos
April 12, 2024 8:52 am

Let’s reward them by seeing to it they die scared and alone in a prison cell.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 7:11 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 8:56 am

I so hope there’s a hell for demons like her.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Bob P
April 12, 2024 3:13 pm

Isn’t she in charge down there?

fujigm
fujigm
  Retirednottired
April 12, 2024 3:36 pm

Of course.
It is the devil in drag.

Deimos
Deimos
April 12, 2024 7:11 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  Deimos
April 12, 2024 8:11 am

And more often than not, it turns out I still am the next time. But then I ‘get it.’

What?
What?
  Deimos
April 12, 2024 5:32 pm

That explains a lot, never thought of it that way

Texas Red
Texas Red
  Deimos
April 12, 2024 8:40 pm

That is so true! Unfortunately most the dumbasses are still dumbasses.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 7:12 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 7:12 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 8:57 am

Too late. Tear it down and start over.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 7:13 am

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Student of History
Student of History
April 12, 2024 7:13 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
April 12, 2024 9:02 am

My wife wishes I lasted 4 minutes.

Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
April 12, 2024 9:04 am

In London, ON, we got 99.8% eclipse. Yet it didn’t get close to dark–it was more like twilight at its fullest extent. Even that 0.2% prevented darkness. That’s how powerful our star is, yet the global warming nuts completely ignore it in their climate models.

And note the irony: 0.1% of the people are spreading darkness all over the planet. Let’s eclipse those fuckers.

TonyBaloney
TonyBaloney
  Bob P
April 12, 2024 1:43 pm

Went to Russellville AR for the eclipse. It was truly amazing how much light the sun gives even when almost completely covered. Until the moment of totality you could not look at it without protection.

The other thing that surprised me was how much light was in the sky even at totality; I thought the sky was going to be much darker. We were able to see Mercury though. Kind of glad we got rained out in KC in 2017, cause I might not have gone to see it. The 4 mins was kind of long as eclipses go; 2017 was about 2 mins in our area and 2026 in Iceland is just over a minute. Theoretically the longest it can last is about 7.5 mins.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 7:13 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 2:32 pm

But … what if they classified that crime?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 12, 2024 7:13 am

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Deimos
Deimos
April 12, 2024 7:14 am

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Student of History
Student of History
April 12, 2024 7:14 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
April 12, 2024 10:06 am

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Student of History
Student of History
April 12, 2024 7:15 am

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tasteless and innapropriate
tasteless and innapropriate
  Student of History
April 12, 2024 4:30 pm

the only thing more fun than a blender full of kittens? the sound it makes when you turn it on.

Student of History
Student of History
April 12, 2024 7:15 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
April 12, 2024 9:07 am

Better than crickets.

Student of History
Student of History
  Bob P
April 12, 2024 11:25 am

Crickets are already in the chips, Bob.
You’ll just have to scan the bar code to find that out.

(And as a bonus you give up your anonymity as a buyer when you do, isn’t that great – for big data / big gov?)

trolleo
trolleo
  Bob P
April 12, 2024 4:34 pm

tofu crickets with artificial cricket flavoring?

Student of History
Student of History
April 12, 2024 7:16 am

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Student of History
Student of History
April 12, 2024 7:16 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Student of History
April 12, 2024 10:47 am

That’s why I drive a dirt colored Silverado.

Student of History
Student of History
April 12, 2024 7:17 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
April 12, 2024 9:08 am

Biden’s favourite hangout.

Student of History
Student of History
April 12, 2024 7:17 am

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Student of History
Student of History
April 12, 2024 7:18 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
April 12, 2024 9:09 am

And proud of it.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
April 13, 2024 12:04 am

KTA

Student of History
Student of History
April 12, 2024 7:19 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
April 12, 2024 9:10 am

And for the last third, as far as I’m concerned, you don’t exist.

Student of History
Student of History
April 12, 2024 7:19 am

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Student of History
Student of History
April 12, 2024 7:20 am

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Student of History
Student of History
April 12, 2024 7:20 am

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Student of History
Student of History
April 12, 2024 7:21 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
April 12, 2024 9:14 am

Hey! Plants aren’t just male and female. What about the transplants?

Student of History
Student of History
April 12, 2024 7:21 am

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MMinWA
MMinWA
  Student of History
April 14, 2024 9:04 am

Which sometimes ain’t very long.

Student of History
Student of History
April 12, 2024 7:22 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
April 12, 2024 9:19 am

Refers to Jeffrey Epstein’s nuclear secrets used to blackmail the powerful into totally fucking up the world. Fear not, however, the secrets are safe in the hands of the Mossad and CIA, who surely would never exploit them.

hammie
hammie
  Bob P
April 12, 2024 3:47 pm

JEFF – Joint Evaluated Fission and Fusion File (data library). It’s a real entity.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
April 12, 2024 5:57 pm

Makes sense

Jeff
Jeff
  Student of History
April 13, 2024 1:12 pm

You gotta a problem with that?

Student of History
Student of History
April 12, 2024 7:22 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
April 13, 2024 12:07 am

Maffs be raysis.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 12, 2024 7:22 am

We’re not going to make it, are we. Humans I mean…

I got a name
I got a name
  Anonymous
April 12, 2024 10:33 am

Western demorcacy …NO!
However, after a few hundred years of renewed serfdom, the replacement slaves will rise to what we had accomplished…. to give it another go.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  I got a name
April 12, 2024 11:04 am

no they won’t

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  I got a name
April 12, 2024 8:33 pm

And how will that happen? All of the DNA that produced the geniuses throughout human history will have been subjected to all sorts of pressures that will cause it to turn to shit … whether from intermarrying to drug use to transhumanism … 

I got a name
I got a name
  Anthony Aaron
April 13, 2024 4:36 pm

Point taken.
they will need to “obtain” some good DNA and hope it eventually re-dominates over multiple generations..

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
April 13, 2024 12:10 am

Of course we (some) will “make it.”

We are created by Him in His image.

Just ask, and the door will be opened to you.

Have a bit of faith, and in the mean time, enjoy Clown World.

Student of History
Student of History
April 12, 2024 7:22 am

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Student of History
Student of History
April 12, 2024 7:23 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
April 12, 2024 9:24 am

Ornithologist thrilled to spot the rare Chris Christie bird.

Student of History
Student of History
April 12, 2024 7:23 am

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