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Suds
Suds
May 3, 2024 12:23 pm

Woodie, again. Good advice.

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again
again
  Suds
May 3, 2024 12:25 pm
again
again
May 3, 2024 12:29 pm

Go for it, you thieving bastards…

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Scot
Scot
  again
May 3, 2024 12:47 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  Scot
May 4, 2024 7:32 am

am-DL0-QNP-700w-0

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  again
May 5, 2024 3:26 am

Yeah baby!

well_Inever
well_Inever
  again
May 3, 2024 1:13 pm

What’s the purpose for that. Is it to heat all the water up so it obliterates all the life in that stream there and downstream? Is that what they trying to do?

Suds
Suds
  well_Inever
May 3, 2024 2:20 pm

That’s actually a good question…I can’t recall what the comment was above that vid, from the venue I grabbed it from.

IIRC, I think the flow design keeps the water pure and clean, as it never allows standing water, where algae, or any other contaminating thing can affect the purity and continual flow.

Regardless, the design sure is a thing of beauty, imho.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  again
May 3, 2024 5:09 pm

Between the blazing sun, the vegetation in the area, and the dog’s mouth bacteria, that thing must need to be cleaned on a very regular basis. I love flowing water and the creativity, but as someone who has a tendency to not get maintenance done in a timely fashion, that looks like a nightmare to keep in good shape.

MMinWA
MMinWA
  again
May 4, 2024 7:47 pm

The Fountain Of A 100 Flushes

Tigger
Tigger
May 3, 2024 12:31 pm

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I got a name
I got a name
  Tigger
May 3, 2024 2:32 pm

Hope he has a dental plan.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  I got a name
May 3, 2024 5:10 pm

Facial bone repair is probably needed too.

Tigger
Tigger
May 3, 2024 12:31 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Tigger
May 3, 2024 2:21 pm

FAFO …

Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
May 3, 2024 3:00 pm

Hey, pal, you do know you can steer and brake that thing, right?

Yancey Ward
Yancey Ward
  Tigger
May 4, 2024 12:02 pm

Everyone has a plan until they run into a utility pole.

Tigger
Tigger
May 3, 2024 12:32 pm

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again
again
May 3, 2024 12:32 pm

“Things are getting clearer”
-Bryan Adams; “This Time”

Suds
Suds
  again
May 3, 2024 12:33 pm
Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  again
May 3, 2024 2:23 pm

I live in a rather new subdivision … with a sizable of young marrieds-with-children … and I’ve been surprised the number of even pre-school children I see having to wear glasses.

What happened? … and how and why?

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Anthony Aaron
May 3, 2024 6:52 pm

Screen time.

Truth and Liberty
Truth and Liberty
  Anthony Aaron
May 5, 2024 7:14 am

Covid shots….

Tigger
Tigger
  again
May 4, 2024 7:36 am

A magic feel good moment.

Tigger
Tigger
May 3, 2024 12:32 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Tigger
May 3, 2024 5:14 pm

Dead

B.S. in V.C.
B.S. in V.C.
  YourAverageJoe
May 3, 2024 6:53 pm

Idk about dead but massive internal injuries for sure

a9racer
a9racer
  Tigger
May 4, 2024 10:25 am

Tis but a scratch

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Tigger
May 4, 2024 12:12 pm

We’re gonna need a bigger lake.

SomeWoodSay
SomeWoodSay
  Tigger
May 6, 2024 2:12 pm

Over doing the drop & roll advice…

Tigger
Tigger
May 3, 2024 12:33 pm

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I got a name
I got a name
  Tigger
May 3, 2024 2:04 pm

The ole step on a rack trick.
How could she not see this result?.

Tigger
Tigger
May 3, 2024 12:33 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Tigger
May 3, 2024 5:13 pm

I had a wonderful dog who loved beer. I knew to only give her a little bit and only rarely as they don’t process alcohol well. She loved anything dark in color with good flavor, but I gave her some Miller Genuine Draft once and she walked up to it in her bowl, sniffed it, and walked away. She would hear the sound of the bottle cap being removed and would come running. Did the same thing with the sound of a knife cutting through a watermelon (also a huge favorite of hers).

TonyBaloney
TonyBaloney
  MrLiberty
May 5, 2024 2:47 pm

My boxer Cheeco loved beer and I taught him to hi five me for a sip. Bad mistake, as everytime we’d sit on the deck and I’d have beer he’d always come pester me. I told my wife I’d never teach another dog like that. Then after he passed a couple years later we have Ziggy our bullmatian and he started doing the same thing on his own. Not sure, but I think the spirits of our past dogs stick around and help train the new ones.

Tigger
Tigger
May 3, 2024 12:35 pm

Honor system. Not Africa

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again
again
  Tigger
May 3, 2024 1:14 pm

very cool…

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Tigger
May 5, 2024 8:19 pm

Oh, to live in a place that civilized.

Tigger
Tigger
May 3, 2024 12:35 pm

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Suds
Suds
  Tigger
May 3, 2024 2:00 pm

good one, T.

Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
May 4, 2024 7:40 am

Big softy with dogs, not so much with humans!

Tigger
Tigger
May 3, 2024 12:36 pm

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well_Inever
well_Inever
  Tigger
May 3, 2024 1:18 pm

If she keeps walking like that she’s going to need a hip replacement soon.

Bob P
Bob P
  well_Inever
May 3, 2024 3:03 pm

And I’m going to need a shower soon.

Tigger
Tigger
May 3, 2024 12:36 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
May 3, 2024 3:05 pm

Hi. If you’re at least 18, my name is Bob. Wait? Why are you running away?

Suds
Suds
May 3, 2024 12:36 pm

One for all the hair splittin’ photoshop / A.I. detectives…

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Tigger
Tigger
May 3, 2024 12:38 pm

I wish you all a great FF and weekend.

sports

Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
May 3, 2024 3:06 pm

I don’t suppose Polska means poke me?

Tigger
Tigger
  Bob P
May 4, 2024 7:42 am

Nice try Bob P, nice try!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
May 3, 2024 7:50 pm

ocoli mungri

Suds
Suds
May 3, 2024 12:38 pm

Concur, HSF?

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well_Inever
well_Inever
  Suds
May 3, 2024 1:20 pm

When I grew up they did teach that in school. I grew up in a farming town and the class was called Ag something or other.

Bob P
Bob P
  well_Inever
May 3, 2024 3:07 pm

What’d they teach you about how to love?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
May 3, 2024 5:15 pm

That was the 34 year old married teacher, after hours, in the parking lot with the 13 year old male students.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
May 4, 2024 3:22 pm

Yup…

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Suds
May 3, 2024 2:26 pm

I would dread to see the school version of any of these important aspects of life … they should be imparted to children by their loving and caring parents.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Anthony Aaron
May 3, 2024 5:17 pm

I saw a comment from someone recently complaining that they don’t teach economics in school and all I could think of was what kind of idiot would want the GOVERNMENT teaching anyone economics. Of course the truth is that the Federal Reserve FUNDS nearly every Economics “chair” position in nearly every college and university in the nation. Any wonder why their smoke and mirrors bullshit economic theories/practices are blindly embraced by so many.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Suds
May 3, 2024 7:01 pm

The local high school has me come in to teach how to butcher a hog.

It’s a start.

Tigger
Tigger
  hardscrabble farmer
May 4, 2024 7:44 am

I am totally in favor! children are to divorced from where their food comes from.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
May 5, 2024 8:34 pm

How to build a shelter more importand all of those. How to find water is #2.
If to freeze to death, you won’t need water.

fujigm
fujigm
  Colorado Artist
May 5, 2024 10:57 pm

Rule of 3s.
3 minutes without air,
3 hours without shelter,
3 days without water,
3 weeks without food.
Exceed those limits and dance with death…

Truth
Truth
  fujigm
May 7, 2024 4:59 pm

3 hours without shelter? Skip that one. Baffin impacts plus full striker gear= I spend 4 5 hours a day some winters in -30 air Temps before windchill.

Tigger
Tigger
May 3, 2024 12:39 pm

amo-X5d-V-460swp

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Tigger
May 4, 2024 7:50 pm

Gorgeous

Suds
Suds
May 3, 2024 12:40 pm

Why? She actually chases him down, to file a complaint, & justifies it. Bitch.

Perfect Stranger
Perfect Stranger
  Suds
May 3, 2024 1:27 pm

What a cunt.

I got a name
I got a name
  Suds
May 3, 2024 2:12 pm

If she had stayed in her spot he would have been gone in 3 seconds.

But NOOOOooooooooooooooo, She had to keep following him so she would be perpetually offended.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  I got a name
May 4, 2024 3:25 pm

TraitorJoe “voter”…

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Suds
May 4, 2024 7:55 pm

This is, hands down, the coolest vid on today’s FF. TY Suds.

Suds
Suds
May 3, 2024 12:42 pm

“Our generation is going to start a revolution.”

Riiiiiggghhht.

I got a name
I got a name
  Suds
May 3, 2024 2:21 pm

One would see this behavior with 2 year olds melting down in a grocery store.

Well, I suppose this leftist neo marxist prof has the same mentality as a 2 year old.

So……. basically it’s the same thing.

Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  Suds
May 3, 2024 4:49 pm

The Product of the last 70+ yrs of Gubermental Edjumaction. No one saw it coming…
except The Spanish Inqusition. Do I still get my participation trophy?

fujigm
fujigm
  Off my Lawn
May 5, 2024 11:01 pm

You never expect…
The Spanish Inquisition!

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Suds
May 4, 2024 7:59 pm

This one is a close second

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Suds
May 5, 2024 8:27 pm

I wish they would start one.I’d be the easiest fight I was ever in.

Suds
Suds
May 3, 2024 12:46 pm

Sing it with me for a spell…

Ave Mariiiiiiiiiii-yaaa…

Hilarious.
It’s always them, Boo Boo.

again
again
  Suds
May 3, 2024 12:47 pm

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david
david
  Suds
May 3, 2024 1:52 pm

Well Whatayaknow Africa and Not Africa in one clip. BLM, my ASS, Bitch!!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Suds
May 3, 2024 5:19 pm

I’m actually surprised that Shaniqua’s weave didn’t come off.

Ed
Ed
  Suds
May 4, 2024 12:31 pm

Is that in Wilmington, Chester or South Philly?

Truth and Liberty
Truth and Liberty
  Suds
May 5, 2024 7:17 am

Skinny bitch was fucking, fat girls man…

again
again
May 3, 2024 12:49 pm
I got a name
I got a name
  again
May 3, 2024 2:25 pm

Great hilarious mocking.

Ironically, these insurrectionists were actually demanding food after a few days of enacting their commie utopia..
Communism always first runs out of food, then then start eliminating people.

EVERY FRICKING TIME.

Kyd Shelleen
Kyd Shelleen
  again
May 4, 2024 4:34 am

Anchovy pizza for everyone!

Student of History
Student of History
May 3, 2024 12:53 pm

I’m just gonna jump in here and drop my latest, freshest images…

Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
May 3, 2024 12:53 pm

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again
again
  Student of History
May 3, 2024 1:15 pm

lmao…good one.

Suds
Suds
  again
May 3, 2024 3:49 pm

Good Lord. Anthony Quinn, sportin’ a sack of marbles, posing with fellow midriffs in panties. When are y’all due?

Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
May 3, 2024 12:53 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
May 3, 2024 12:54 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Student of History
May 3, 2024 5:21 pm

Not really a fail if that’s the way you want to go. Best to do the math, but if you can lock in a price today…My mother-in-law did a pre-purchased funeral, and they invested the money and when she died the plan was worth more than she had originally paid and was there without anyone having to come up with the money for everything.

fujigm
fujigm
  Student of History
May 5, 2024 11:06 pm

You know if you just die, and do nothing, the government has to do something eventually because you start to stink up the place.
But it’s not like you care.
You’re dead.
And the dead don’t know they’re dead…

Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
May 3, 2024 12:54 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Student of History
May 3, 2024 2:33 pm

And in many US cities, the police are trained by the military … the israeli military … and maybe someone needs to look into that phenomenon and start asking some questions. It’s also time to question — and bring an end to — the federal government program that supplies US police departments with battlefield-level equipment and weaponry … to be used against US Citizens and Taxpayers.

fujigm
fujigm
  Anthony Aaron
May 5, 2024 11:13 pm

No.
It is not time to end this but encourage it.
The first source of military grade weaponry will be the local police.
I paid for it and I want it.
With a reasonable investment of time and tactical training, this equipment can be redistributed and used to obtain more from local guard armories.
Every insurgency requires ordnance acquisition crews; demilitarizing your opposition alleviates supply chain logistics.

Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
May 3, 2024 12:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
May 3, 2024 3:11 pm

Can’t wait till the rubber passes the crease.

todd
todd
  Student of History
May 3, 2024 5:50 pm

we gonna need a new definition for high sticking…

Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
May 3, 2024 1:11 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Student of History
May 3, 2024 5:17 pm

Sorry we never crossed paths…

Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
May 3, 2024 2:00 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  Student of History
May 4, 2024 10:33 am

Awesome

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Student of History
May 6, 2024 1:23 am

Uh, you might give some thought to letting her get anywhere near your balls. Just say’n.

nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:20 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
May 3, 2024 2:35 pm

Hey … for $1,500 a day for the room, it’d better have something to help the patient … 

nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:20 pm

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
May 3, 2024 4:56 pm

Bonus, No gunshot residue!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Off my Lawn
May 3, 2024 6:51 pm

Or shell casing or sound!

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
May 5, 2024 11:15 pm

Gilligin’s Island gun…

Truth
Truth
  nkit
May 7, 2024 5:14 pm

Nope. That won’t work as advertised

nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:21 pm

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mtnbob
mtnbob
  nkit
May 3, 2024 4:47 pm

A “newcomer”? Too stupid for tools. A chimp could do better.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 3, 2024 5:23 pm

This is a dude who would completely miss the hole he was digging….somehow…

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
May 4, 2024 12:17 am

He should try using a screw.

nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:21 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 3, 2024 9:38 pm

He has reached his peak in life.

nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:22 pm

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Jimmy Shabimmel
Jimmy Shabimmel
  nkit
May 3, 2024 2:25 pm

To all my followers out there, this is what pure power looks like!

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 3, 2024 3:14 pm

Ah c’mon. I expected at least a crushed foot.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
May 4, 2024 12:19 am

This s how you tear a rotator cuff.

MMinWA
MMinWA
  nkit
May 4, 2024 8:03 pm

Worthless form, way too much cheating. WTF is he trying to work anyway?

Bytor
Bytor
  MMinWA
May 5, 2024 10:07 am

The camera……

nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:22 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 3, 2024 3:15 pm

My completely useless secret “talent” is on display here weekly.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
May 3, 2024 9:39 pm

I think that too is groady to the max, though not to the same degree as having shit blown all over your face.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Bob P
May 4, 2024 12:19 am

Nah, it’s no secret, Bob.

nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:23 pm

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
May 3, 2024 4:59 pm

The one that got away…

nkit
nkit
  Off my Lawn
May 6, 2024 6:42 pm

The Great Escape

nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:23 pm

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
May 3, 2024 5:00 pm

I need a pay raise, how can I live on $15/hr!

nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:24 pm

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
May 3, 2024 5:01 pm

I’m not sure I want to see his back up indicator

nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:24 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
May 5, 2024 3:59 am

The bear needs some Charmin.

nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:25 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 3, 2024 5:24 pm

Its not ok to pee into a gas tank…its especially NOT ok to pee into and EV plug in hole.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  MrLiberty
May 3, 2024 11:26 pm

especially NOT ok to pee into and EV plug in hole.

yeah it is…

Ed
Ed
  MrLiberty
May 4, 2024 12:36 pm

Yeah. Probably worse than peeing on an electric fence.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  nkit
May 6, 2024 1:40 am

Banana Slug ……

nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:25 pm

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
May 3, 2024 5:02 pm

I’m saaailing away….

nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:26 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 3, 2024 5:42 pm

Use 100% gas and that won’t happen. Regular gas has so many crappy additives that it will clog the carb over time.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Anonymous
May 6, 2024 1:41 am

AV-Gas …. no ethanol, hence, no water carried with it.

nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:26 pm

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
May 3, 2024 5:04 pm

That’s my Bitch, get your own!

nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:28 pm

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MMinWA
MMinWA
  nkit
May 4, 2024 8:06 pm

Sand washes off my feet just fine

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
May 5, 2024 11:21 pm

WTAF?

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  nkit
May 6, 2024 1:42 am

Mega-GAY

nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:29 pm

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
May 3, 2024 5:06 pm

I was told I should lick the kitty not the other way around!?

fujigm
fujigm
  Off my Lawn
May 5, 2024 11:23 pm

Thanks.
I thought he ran up and barfed.
My bad.

nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:30 pm

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
May 3, 2024 5:07 pm

Spreading American Democracy around the world!

nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:31 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 3, 2024 5:26 pm

“We’re not going to make it….people I mean….”

nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:31 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 3, 2024 3:20 pm

That’s only maybe the fourth weirdest thing you’d see on New Delhi roads in a day.

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  nkit
May 6, 2024 1:38 am

I haven’t quite figured out the comment yet, but part of it will be about carrying a spare.

nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:32 pm

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Ed
Ed
  nkit
May 4, 2024 12:41 pm

My cousin Stanley would throw his plate on the floor from his high chair when he was finished. My aunt started giving him his food on a pie pan. We kidded him about that until he was in 3rd grade.

nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:33 pm

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a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
May 4, 2024 10:40 am

Training for the hamas hostage olympics

nkit
nkit
May 3, 2024 1:33 pm

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