NEW YORK — Donald Trump was held in contempt of court Monday during his hush money trial for a record tenth time, compelling the judge to force the defendant to wear a restraining mask made popular by Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
“Try violating this gag order, punk!” impartial and incorruptible Judge Juan Merchan said as he signaled the bailiff to muzzle the former president.
“You’ll never silence me, me boys!” Trump reportedly said as his freedom of speech was cut off by an unsightly mask.
Several in the court expressed concern that the mask only prevents biting, but still allows talking. “It won’t even keep him quiet! What’s the point of this thing?” said a spokesperson for the prosecution.
Sources say the judge replied that the mask was only intended to shame the defendant and make him look silly. Others objected, saying the elaborate muzzle would cast the defendant in a positive light.
“People love Hannibal. I mean, he’s a murderer, but he’s, like, the best murderer,” said District Attorney Alvin Bragg. “This is a major blow to our case. We can’t handle Trump becoming even more popular than he already is.”
Several media outlets reported that in addition to giving Trump the charisma of Anthony Hopkins and the menace of a highly competent serial killer, the mask appears to be distracting the jury.
“Wow! He’s just like Anthony Hopkins! Cool!” mouthed one juror according to a lip-reading expert.
At publishing time, in defiance of his new gag order, Donald Trump mumbled to DA Alvin Bragg that he loved his suit before somehow stealing a pen and breaking out of his confines. He is currently at large.
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The silence of the HAMS……………
May 6 (Reuters) – A group of 13 conservative U.S. federal judges said on Monday that they would not hire law students or undergraduates from Columbia University in response to its handling of pro-Palestinian demonstrations.
The judges, all appointees of former U.S. President Donald Trump, called the Manhattan campus an “incubator of bigotry” in a Monday letter, opens new tab
to Columbia President Minouche Shafik and Law Dean Gillian Lester.
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/conservative-us-judges-boycott-columbia-grads-over-campus-gaza-protests-2024-05-06/
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Hmmm.
So right wing judges are using thr bigotry of some as the reason to use bigotry in hiring for all?
Sounds fair.
Fucking idiot Republitards.
I’m pretty sure I don’t care. It’s Reuters for Kris sake.
That actually looks like Rogan after having lost a fight.
Well, Trump did say, “They eat their own”… whatever that meant.
He said, the vaccine was his blood… Again, what does even THAT mean?
I understand that this post is purely comedy with satire of a Hollywood MOVIE. What I can’t comprehend is that Trump is REAL LIFE! He is not a comedian (unless the joke is on us, and I believe it is), but he has been “voted” the greatest world “leader”.
My only conclusion is that we all must be, unwittingly (unless I am the loan Truman character), actors in a REAL LIFE MOVIE.
And in my confusion I’ll even honestly say of MY own observations, ‘whatever THAT means’!
Have you seen the predictive programming flick “I am legend”?
He is the proud daddy of the big beautiful Vax!?
annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum
No. I’ll have to check it out. Thanks
Typo: lone – couldn’t correct
Laugh when Trump applies the Iron Claw on anti-semitism freaks. Plans are in progress for new Trump Anti-Semitism Reformatory facilities and with all the illegals in the country Trump will ride a pedestal how quickly HE had the facilities built even though with illegal labor and faster than man has ever known.
Reformatory – correctional institution for the treatment, training, and social rehabilitation…
“I could not jew him down. He stuck to his price.”
^Reformatory for you Sonny Boy.
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Reminds me of the treatment Mac received in Cuckoo’s nest only, that was make believe.
Man…, you’ve got Trump pegged in all that you say! Pedestal, Warp Speed, Unprecedented and ALL! 🤓
Stormy needs one of those on her cooch…jus sayin.
Um, that is Stormy’s cooch.
Even the 60 IQ sheep have to be catching on by now. Really bad acting and theater or World Wrestling or through the looking glass on mushrooms BS. However you classify this, it sucks.
So it’s official now…
Darkness has risen.
It is no longer Clown World.
First they laugh at you.
It isn’t funny anymore.
Americans are being Twister’d.
Torch’d, Taser’d, Tax’d, Tricked and Torture’d.
Death approaches for many.
Dementia is even for the young.
If things do not make sense then it makes sense.
You not supposed to make sense of it.
It is easy to kill the confused.
“Palestine! The Wall! Just not us, at all!”
Confused misinformed main character masses worry overseas.
While on the mainland they do not see it is over.
Run, scream, prepare or hide.
The Walking Dead,
Have already Died. 😉
How is it not obvious they persecute trump to get retards to support him? I mean, the whole “reverse psychology” used to be a theme people were familiar with. It used to be used on children, primarily. Now it works on all the adult sized children that we collectively call Americans.
Trump is the ULTIMATE man-child!
Birds of a feather flock together.