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MY BABY’S ALL LIQUEFIED UP
Country Dick Montana & The Beet Farmers
“Buying votes, selling democr.A.O.C.”
Gonna need to get the weed wacker out.
Go for the Weed Dragon!
lol
“Come one come all.”
“read my lips”……..
This Space For Rent, Lease Or Sale.
oooo oooo that smell
Ok, this may be way TMI but absolutely VALID. My GYN said that the ONLY cleansing a woman needs to do re ‘that area’ is to JUST RINSE with water. NO SOAP. The soap dries out the natural self-lubricating ability, thus promoting an odor/smell that is unnatural and offensive, ya’ know…fishy. This of course is ruling out any STD/yeast infection that may be occurring. Trust me on this boys, it’s true. The natural scent is not offensive AT ALL. Run it by your wives and GFs. Only water. Bidets are certainly helpful but a ‘poor woman’s’ version is to simply have a plastic squeeze bottle of water (w/ nozzle) to rinse herself between her legs after urinating. Now of course, the older a woman gets the less self-lubricating ability she has 😖, so my Doc recommends applying a little Aquaphor (which is odorless) to the area after showering.
Lordy, I can’t believe I just wrote that, but by God I’m letting it stand bc my past nursing career still demands that I provide sound medical info when warranted; also that info might just save a marriage/relationship.☺️😎 You’re welcome. 🤣
Q: What did God say when Eve took her first bath?
A: “Damn! I’m NEVER gonna get the smell out of those fish!!!”
…And you’re right… TMI…
The PSA overrules the TMI.
Yeah, I’d rather hear about the fake moon landings.
Just for you YAJ. Enjoy,
That angel was saved by an Angel.
Right on Joe; that was entirely un-nessa-cessary. Meh.
So a man can mention the smell….but a woman can’t provide instructions on how to cure that un-nessa-cessary smell?
You set yourself up for being un-nessa-cessarily stupid.
Men…there is no hope for some of them.
☺️ Tru dat!
Maybe his objection to prurience is being feigned.
They weren’t faked.
Alexandria did the nasty.
She makes her white boyfriend call it “moon landing” sex, instead of anal sex.
Your knowledge of the subject is….impressive.
Thank you for not posting that disgusting Lume commercial with that creepy woman.
hahahahahaha
Lol!T4C, it’s too bad we are separated by so many miles. I bet we would have fun hanging out. Not to many women think the way we do.
Anyway, you can take a bath, that works. Or the shower head that you can take off the holder.
I’m back on estradiol, progesterone and testosterone. My husband wants to send a thank you note to my doc. 🤣
For women who can’t take hormones, this works really well
Yes MC. I believe we would entertain each other very well with gasping- for-air laughing.
I bet your Doctor would frame it!
I’m going to say yes & no re the product in the picture. I’m not going into details though 😁
lol
Open for donations…..
“Your turn big boy!”
Bush on TV Bush on display
Taco Tuesday
winner!.. good one
Prepping for her ping pong trick
That is one serious wide on!
Men get a hard on.
Women get a wide-open.
Boys have a penis.
Girls have a vagina.
Looks like it could eat apples thru a picket fence
“Don’t worry, I’ll just get an abortion!”
New fly trap, try it to catch flies today.
“Hey slut whore economics major, you want to have sex with a Brazilian?”
YES!!…… how many is a Brazilian?
“And for my next trick, a Blue Flame fart!!!”
You’re not far off the mark…
“ASSA? We have lift off!”
Pin the dick on the Donkey..
¡El cañón es muy grande! Mi burro está en algún lugar de ahí.
Looking for sugar daddy
K–Street lobby
Looking for a sugar daddy
K-Y Lube lobby.
K-Street Lube Lobby
“pew pew pew…who wants ‘extra sprinkles’ on their desert?”
“What’s that officer..? …open carry licence..? …oh no wait! … I’m innocent…. no no not the cuffs!”
Open hairy license.
You can’t “open scary” in a bar.
Open scary is banned in all 57 states.
” Hey mom and dad…….check my WHORE pose”.
I call it “the nutcracker”!
Help me get over Resident Biden’s rejection of me, ’cause I’m too old.
I call your bluff and raise you a bucktoothed beaver.
Raise you with two filets of red snapper.
Can you spell “Sexually Transmitted Disease’s”???
Bernice
B-E-R-N-I-C-E
( to be fair, it was only a mere case of crab lice, but, you know…)
AOC once dated Krustoffsky the Clown and caught genital snerfs.
Any port in a storm.
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From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.
This is what I provide. Take what you need.
Each one is fooled at his own….never mind, she was distracted by a butterfly.
“Excuse me miss? The oil field workers are starting to leave.Seeing as they are my best customers…either cover up your firecrotch or leave.”
“Airwick Fresh Tuna Scent.”
“Like, science tells us you totally can’t get herpes twice.”
“I got herpes from riding on a tractor in a bikini.”
Open wide for Chunky.
AOC “Death to ass sex”
Wag “Don’t you mean ‘taxes’?”
AOC “No. Taxes didn’t make me incontinent. But all the cornholing I took from the black cock-us wrecked my ass.”
The congressional black cock us.
Ha!
🤣 EVEN geo ‘nu-cu-lar’ bush on the TV can smell it.
Save our democrazee!
If you look really closely…you can see the tattoos on the bottom of her feet…that say….
“Other Side Up”
Taken at a fundraiser for her campaign, I see.
Parkay … the 79¢ spread …
Skippy. It spreads easy but has chunks.
AOC brand Soft cream cheese!
Spreads easy!
You asked for it:
The woman from S.M.E.G.M.A.
Okay boyz’, she’s open for business. The line starts at the front door.
A.lexandria O.pen-C.oochie
“My girlfriend just volunteered to bang the whole bar!
Who wants to go first?”
“First? BRO! Don’t tell me you forgot about the “1,001 arabian nuts” who banged that hotdog hallway?”
Campaign donations accepted here.
Rotten tacos – half price.
Well, we know now where the next pandemic is coming from.
Who wants to light my fart??
Hey, Guys!
I had to lead the discussion of “Supply and Demand” in my Econ class today, and did this to get class participation!
What ‘dya think?
Make a wish.
Prepare for lift off.
I only just noticed the anal flames.