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Suds
Suds
May 24, 2024 5:22 pm

stupid ass bitch

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Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
May 24, 2024 5:22 pm

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Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  Twat Waffle
May 25, 2024 11:53 am

Beautiful girl.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 5:23 pm

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Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
May 24, 2024 5:23 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 5:23 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 5:51 pm

GMC 702 V-12, burned too much gasoline !!!

Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
May 24, 2024 5:24 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Twat Waffle
May 24, 2024 9:30 pm

Japanese 36-24-36, burned too much money!

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  Bob P
May 25, 2024 11:53 am

LOL !!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 5:24 pm

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Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
May 24, 2024 5:24 pm

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Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
May 24, 2024 5:24 pm

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Zulu Foxtrot Golf
Zulu Foxtrot Golf
  Twat Waffle
May 24, 2024 6:02 pm

She can feed a lot of Haitians.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Zulu Foxtrot Golf
May 25, 2024 8:00 am

Now we know what Paragon looks like.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Twat Waffle
May 24, 2024 9:20 pm

Lots of biodiesel and great deal of glycerine too !!!

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Twat Waffle
May 25, 2024 12:50 am

AHHHHH!!! Eye bleach, STAT!!

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Twat Waffle
May 25, 2024 1:44 am

Not quite a nkit but close…

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  Twat Waffle
May 25, 2024 11:54 am

The Downvoter has been found

nkit
nkit
  Twat Waffle
May 25, 2024 2:42 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 5:25 pm

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Plato v2.0
Plato v2.0
  YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 6:40 pm

I met Col Sanders at a church in Louisville Ky, 1973 while taking basic at Ft Knox. They came through one day asked if anyone wanted to go to church in town. It was basic for petes sake so I went. The Col was at the church, turns out he did this for BCT troops all the time. And he continued to do so until he went into hospice. Sat in a wheelchair and shook the hand of every man there and thanked them for volunteering.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Plato v2.0
May 24, 2024 11:09 pm

Awesome! I went to church in basic also. Ft. McClellan AL.

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
May 25, 2024 5:11 pm

Ditto.
Ft. McClellan is a Superfund site now.

Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
May 24, 2024 5:25 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  Twat Waffle
May 25, 2024 12:55 am

Wake up sweety, time for some morning fun

Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
May 24, 2024 5:25 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 5:25 pm

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Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
May 24, 2024 5:25 pm

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Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
May 24, 2024 5:26 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Twat Waffle
May 25, 2024 12:52 am

More redheads!!

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Retirednottired
May 25, 2024 3:47 am

I could not agree more. Thanks TW !

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 5:26 pm

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Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
May 24, 2024 5:26 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 5:26 pm

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Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
May 24, 2024 5:26 pm

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Suds
Suds
  Twat Waffle
May 24, 2024 6:52 pm

nice, waffle…really nice.

Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
  Suds
May 24, 2024 8:41 pm

Moochos grassy ass!

Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
May 24, 2024 5:27 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 5:27 pm

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bunnies
bunnies
  YourAverageJoe
May 25, 2024 2:49 pm
fujigm
fujigm
  bunnies
May 25, 2024 5:14 pm

You never wait for it.
You just prep for it.

hammie
hammie
  YourAverageJoe
May 26, 2024 6:34 pm

People nowadays spend $600/month on food deliveries, $300/month on streaming tv, and buy a new $1500 cell phone every single year. They have only themselves to blame for not being able to make a house payment. Interest rates are the only real thing holding them back from getting into their own home.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 5:27 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 5:57 pm

Shoot him, Dano …

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  YourAverageJoe
May 25, 2024 11:59 am

Biden is letting THOUSANDS just like him into the country.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 5:28 pm

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Sgt_Billco
Sgt_Billco
  YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 5:56 pm

YAJ –

Do you still have your copy of Alfred E. Newman’s “It’s a Gas”?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Sgt_Billco
May 24, 2024 6:29 pm

Huh?

Sgt_Billco
Sgt_Billco
  YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 7:31 pm

Mad Magazine used to have thin vinyl records in the ’60s… “It’s a Gas” was pretty much 2 minutes of burping.

I guess this time I was a little more than obscure.

James the Deplorable Wanderer
James the Deplorable Wanderer
  Sgt_Billco
May 24, 2024 9:26 pm

We had that record at my house as well. A better sense of humor than now, at a better time than the present.

Bob P
Bob P
  Sgt_Billco
May 24, 2024 9:35 pm

Evinces more talent than I’ve heard on any rap record.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 6:01 pm

I never took HomeEc … so I’m 16/17 … 

And, like my old man used to say — ‘Too soon old, too late smart … ‘

Plato v2.0
Plato v2.0
  Anthony Aaron
May 24, 2024 6:45 pm

You’re 17 for 17 just like me it didn’t ask if you took the class it asked if you REMEMBERED the class you seem to do so please adjust your score card accordingly. Thank you, enjoy the rest of your day.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Plato v2.0
May 24, 2024 7:35 pm

So … what … now I’m even older? Thanks, Plato …

Plato v2.0
Plato v2.0
  YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 6:43 pm

17 of 17 I’m Super OTD!!!!

mtnbob
mtnbob
  YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 7:09 pm

I can remember at least 20 of them…

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  YourAverageJoe
May 25, 2024 12:55 am

All 17. *sigh*

VOWG
VOWG
  YourAverageJoe
May 25, 2024 10:19 am

We never had Blackjack gum or Boone’s Farm where we lived if had I would have remembered them.
How about an ice box no refrigerators.
A fishing fleet of vessels that were all sail no engines.

Bruce
Bruce
  VOWG
May 26, 2024 4:50 pm

Chesapeake Bay Skipjacks.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
May 25, 2024 12:17 pm

We had a Junior High class called “Cooking for singles”. All guys. It was a blast. My Lemon Meringue pie is still talked about to this day.

Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
May 24, 2024 5:28 pm

Hope your Memorial Day Weekend goes well. “War is a racket,” Maj. General Butler

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Plato v2.0
Plato v2.0
  Twat Waffle
May 24, 2024 6:46 pm

I’ll say it’s a racket all those bombs, bullets, grenades and mortars it a wonder anyone can get anything done!

Suds
Suds
May 24, 2024 5:28 pm

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KaD
KaD
May 24, 2024 5:29 pm

I could never understand smashing cake into each other’s faces at the reception.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  KaD
May 24, 2024 8:58 pm

My sister-in-law did that to my brother at theirs, wound up poking him in the eye.

Yes, they got divorced.

Endearingly Adorable, per my Wife
Endearingly Adorable, per my Wife
  KaD
May 25, 2024 3:26 pm

When I do a wedding, I tell them up front that if they smash cake in each other’s face, I don’t sign the license. It’s worked so far.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 5:29 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 5:30 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 5:31 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  Texas Khaan
May 25, 2024 1:00 am

Mongolian woman making a (portable) house into a home.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 5:32 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 5:33 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 5:33 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 5:34 pm

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Endearingly Adorable, per my Wife
Endearingly Adorable, per my Wife
  Texas Khaan
May 25, 2024 3:28 pm

Paragon? Is that you? Is she your neighbor?

Yancey Ward
Yancey Ward
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 7:42 pm

Khaan, I just love these photos like this- what a wonderfully beautiful landscape there.

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  Yancey Ward
May 25, 2024 12:04 pm

Agreed. The women are so beautiful, too.

Suds
Suds
May 24, 2024 5:33 pm

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Suds
Suds
May 24, 2024 5:35 pm
Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 5:35 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 5:35 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 9:39 pm

A peek at the 72 virgins recently presented to President Raisi. 

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 5:36 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 5:37 pm

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Plato v2.0
Plato v2.0
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 6:52 pm

Best I got.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 10:22 pm

Now that’s a motorcycle gang I wish would kidnapped and gang rape me

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Anonymous
May 25, 2024 4:21 pm

Don’t be stealing Bob’s lines, now.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Texas Khaan
May 25, 2024 4:20 pm

A Mongolian Biker mama gang….

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 5:42 pm

Some will recognize these guys, they started my fascination with their beautiful nation.
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 6:10 pm

The Hu! I’m all in, baby. Wolf Totem!

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 9:42 pm

The HU – TATAR Warrior (Official Live Performance Video)

ConservativeTeachersExist
ConservativeTeachersExist
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 7:12 pm

Say…Isn’t that the feller from the Texas Border Patrol?

Tigger
Tigger
  Texas Khaan
May 25, 2024 11:10 am

Great pic.

Suds
Suds
May 24, 2024 5:39 pm

total failure in the sheboon brain…with a heaping dose of arrogance.

Yeah. And YTs are what’s plaguing society. Got it.

Plato v2.0
Plato v2.0
  Suds
May 24, 2024 6:58 pm

This looks familiar like we just recently had an issue where a member of congress had to explain her qualifications

I got a name
I got a name
  Plato v2.0
May 24, 2024 7:36 pm

If your first stated qualification bragging rights is an “honorary doctorate” in anything…..You are a DEI hire. Didn’t Earn It

Furthermore, based on recent looney-versity insanity including the Marxist professors showing their true colours for all to see, any other “earned” qualifications must be equally suspect.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
May 24, 2024 11:16 pm

Nasty black bitch, I can’t believe that these people are rich and famous.

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
May 25, 2024 5:24 pm

Famous?
I have no idea who the fuck she is.
And don’t care.
Dumb, arrogant nigger.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Suds
May 25, 2024 4:24 pm

Ignorant bitch. She’s right, she is no musician.

Suds
Suds
May 24, 2024 5:41 pm
Suds
Suds
May 24, 2024 5:51 pm

Beautiful. Just fuckin’ beautiful.
Should’ve punched him too.

America is a Tijuana Donkey show
America is a Tijuana Donkey show
  Suds
May 24, 2024 6:54 pm

“You’re half a blowjob”

I never heard that one before.

Hahahahaha, only in NY.

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  America is a Tijuana Donkey show
May 25, 2024 12:06 pm

LOL, I may use that in the future.

Plato v2.0
Plato v2.0
  Suds
May 24, 2024 7:00 pm

I approve this message!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
May 24, 2024 11:17 pm

No bodyguard?

eraser
eraser
  Suds
May 25, 2024 7:42 am

A NY guinea. Gotta love it.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 5:55 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 5:56 pm

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Suds
Suds
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 6:53 pm

Wow. Magnetic eyes. & long black hair. Like.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 5:56 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  Texas Khaan
May 25, 2024 1:06 am

My all time favorite pose

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 5:57 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 5:57 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 5:58 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 5:59 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 6:01 pm

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Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 8:42 pm

Dibs

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 6:02 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 6:05 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 6:39 pm

Арюухан Будаева – Aryuukhan Budaeva Her traditional singing style may or may not be to your liking, give this a look and a listen.

Plato v2.0
Plato v2.0
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 7:02 pm

I am beginning to think we are both afflicted with the same problem…beautiful Asian women!

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Plato v2.0
May 24, 2024 9:51 pm

I admit it, yes, I have an incurable case of Yellow Fever, the symptoms can only be relieved temporarily, they re-arise soon afterwards.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Plato v2.0
May 25, 2024 1:13 am

Same here-got it bad.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 6:01 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 7:38 pm

Blowfish?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 6:03 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 6:04 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 7:38 pm

How in hell anyone can confuse them is beyond me …

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 6:04 pm

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I got a name
I got a name
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 7:48 pm

Nice, but in this case I’d prefer to see he suspender straps go to waist band.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 6:06 pm

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FaithfulDawgOLazarus
FaithfulDawgOLazarus
  USA Cowboy
May 25, 2024 7:05 pm

On the contrary, he’s ‘eternally smoking’ in hell for all time & never consumed, with the always nagging thought…if only I had become a Christian.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 6:07 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  USA Cowboy
May 25, 2024 1:15 am

Got a free dishwasher along with a stereo,

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 6:09 pm

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Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  USA Cowboy
May 25, 2024 12:10 pm

WOW, never knew that tidbit of Corruption.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
May 25, 2024 4:32 pm

Education publishers: another leg of the student loan kickback scheme. schools and publishers should all be required to have skin in the game and lose when loans default.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 6:09 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 6:45 pm

The Great Khaan advises Japan to invite Josef R. Stolen to STFU and then GTFO .

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 6:33 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 7:40 pm

Moderna (MRNA) patented its mRNA jab even before the fake FauciFlu pandemic was announced … go figure.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 6:35 pm

GTFO

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Lucretius
Lucretius
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 10:18 pm

PLEASE, name one, ONE free state, I’ll fucking wait. SMGDH. I’ll bet you voat really hard too.

Peace, L.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 6:35 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 6:35 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 6:36 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 6:37 pm

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Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  USA Cowboy
May 25, 2024 12:11 pm

I really did laugh out loud over that one. Thanks

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 6:37 pm

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