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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 3:47 pm

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Suds
Suds
May 24, 2024 3:48 pm

The rapist . . . dawg!

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Suds
May 24, 2024 10:38 pm

The rapey dawg ???

a9racer
a9racer
  Texas Khaan
May 25, 2024 10:23 pm

He got a lil Mississippi leghound in him. Best just let him finish.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 3:48 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 3:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 4:49 pm

Well, at least the sign isn’t over the shower.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 3:50 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 3:50 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 3:51 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 4:50 pm

You want a diamond ring, woman, dig for it.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 3:51 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 3:51 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 3:55 pm

30 mph …

The Orangutan
The Orangutan
  Anthony Aaron
May 24, 2024 4:11 pm

Nope. check your math (hint 13 x 3 + 1 = 40)

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  The Orangutan
May 24, 2024 4:15 pm

Shit … I had the numbers right — just not the result …

Man, the nuns would like to throttle my old ass if they were still alive.

H2O
H2O
  Anthony Aaron
May 24, 2024 10:03 pm

and we’ll convert that to 64.37 kmh in Canookland : )

Anonymous
Anonymous
  H2O
May 24, 2024 11:52 pm

Take off hoser

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
May 24, 2024 4:22 pm

40
13×3+1

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Anthony Aaron
May 26, 2024 12:44 pm

New Math ?

TX Ballistic
TX Ballistic
  USA Cowboy
May 25, 2024 12:33 pm

Glad to see that I was not the only one compelled to actually work out the math on that one. OCD much? But officer, I was only going 35/7 to (6561/9)/9)/9 over the limit… like I am supposed to.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 3:52 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 3:52 pm

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Paragon
Paragon
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 6:18 pm

I guess all those inquisitions were just a typo.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 3:52 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 4:16 pm

One of our spiritual guides was a college professor before becoming involved with our path … he used to say, based on that experience, that people’s attention span was rarely more than 45 minutes …

Bob P
Bob P
  Anthony Aaron
May 24, 2024 4:55 pm

Or 45 seconds in church.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 3:53 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 3:54 pm

Actually it was Don Knotts

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 6:20 pm

and they misspelled Ebsen, anyway.

Greg
Greg
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 6:55 pm

No, in that episode Ebson played a hobo con man, trying to lead Opie astray.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Greg
May 25, 2024 8:44 am

Tuskarora!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
May 26, 2024 12:42 am

When my boys were 10 and 12 i knew they would be out running around like i did back then. I had an uncle who rescued his son all the time when in trouble and later caused havoc in that family. I gave my kids two rules to live by that never failed. 1: you dont bring a cop to the door i wont answer and 2: never call me from jail. even today 35 years later they still say they were lucky they never got caught.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 3:54 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 3:54 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 3:55 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 4:57 pm

Whoever came up with that must be on roofies.

Paragon
Paragon
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 6:20 pm

You candy ass motherfuckers think that’s amusing? I’ve done plenty of roofing, it’s no joke. So fuck you.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Paragon
May 24, 2024 8:12 pm

Somebody is a bit touchy.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 25, 2024 12:43 am

Glowbot whack job. Langley.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Paragon
May 25, 2024 10:38 am

Keyboard commando. Take a break from FF and go yell at your neighbors.

Endearingly Adorable, per my Wife
Endearingly Adorable, per my Wife
  Paragon
May 25, 2024 11:29 am

Someone fell off the roof way too many times.

jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  Paragon
May 25, 2024 11:44 am

How many did you fall off of?

jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  jimfromafar
May 25, 2024 11:47 am

Opps sorry endear. But what a whackjob!

fujigm
fujigm
  Paragon
May 25, 2024 1:45 pm

Take your meds.

a9racer
a9racer
  Paragon
May 25, 2024 10:32 pm

Show us on this roof where the shingle hurt you, para

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Paragon
May 26, 2024 12:58 pm

Wasn’t a government program responsible for your happiness?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
May 30, 2024 1:23 pm

If you think your behaviors on the internet and towards others is good for you, keep it up. You are all part of the problem and karma is big. At this time if your not divorced, you will most likely be in the future. Surely not a one of you has ever done research, you babble on making hideous comments of things you have no knowledge and ridicule others.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 3:55 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 4:58 pm

Are there any other kind?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 3:55 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 3:56 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 3:56 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 4:59 pm

Unfortunately the oligarchs don’t make billions from the top one.

Anon
Anon
  Bob P
May 25, 2024 3:47 pm

No? Bought lumber lately?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 3:56 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 3:57 pm

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Suds
Suds
May 24, 2024 3:58 pm

Who awduh da kung pao wif flied lice?

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I got a name
I got a name
  Suds
May 24, 2024 8:39 pm

meow

Suds
Suds
May 24, 2024 3:59 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 4:00 pm

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Paragon
Paragon
  YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 6:24 pm

You took the checks, and cashed them. Go hang yourself.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Paragon
May 24, 2024 7:33 pm

And the alternative was…????

fujigm
fujigm
  MrLiberty
May 25, 2024 1:49 pm

Ignore the government.
They ignored the constitution.
That should have been a big clue.
We even ignored our local government that mandated lockdowns and no work.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Paragon
May 24, 2024 8:07 pm

Mr Paragon – your unpleasant perspective would be better served on a liberal alphabet (lgbteq…) accommodating site whose attendees thoughts more closely mirror yours. Have a nice day.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Paragon
May 24, 2024 8:25 pm

Go back to your tent city, cunt.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  ILuvCO2
May 25, 2024 1:12 am

incels a re basement dwellers so it should be go back to your tent basement, 6ft under

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Paragon
May 25, 2024 8:39 am

No checks for self employed farmers.

Just for the record.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Paragon
May 25, 2024 1:58 pm

You deserve to shit your pant while you hang.

Based and Informed
Based and Informed
  Paragon
May 25, 2024 7:07 pm

Fuck you simp… fucking loser asshole.

a9racer
a9racer
  Paragon
May 25, 2024 10:34 pm

I did take the checks. Twas my money.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Paragon
May 26, 2024 1:16 pm

Do you charge your cell phone in the Gas Station restroom?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 4:00 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 4:01 pm

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Suds
Suds
May 24, 2024 4:01 pm

Shepard breed seems to do the cocked head wondering more that others.

Love this.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Suds
May 24, 2024 8:27 pm

Sheps are the best!!

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Suds
May 24, 2024 8:27 pm

Shepherd head tilts are the best!

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Suds
May 25, 2024 10:39 am

I can put my GSD on instant alert in less then a second.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 4:02 pm

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Paragon
Paragon
  YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 6:25 pm

Every cocksucker who cashed a “stimulus” check deserves to hang.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Paragon
May 24, 2024 8:09 pm

I cashed my check since it was my tax money just being returned.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Paragon
May 24, 2024 8:31 pm

Let’s see. The gubbamint stole from my paycheck since I was 14 years old. Now they tax the money they stole that they claim I could not have done better investing myself. The gubbamint is the cocksucker,,,,

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Paragon
May 24, 2024 9:29 pm

I bought gold with mine, because I knew they were diluting the value of what I’d worked and saved.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Paragon
May 25, 2024 10:45 am

Are we OK if we’ve never sucked cock?

Based and Informed
Based and Informed
  Paragon
May 25, 2024 7:08 pm

It was MY fucking taxes being returned to me you fucking cunt bitch.

Suds
Suds
May 24, 2024 4:03 pm

Some guys / Some girls.

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Gary
Gary
  Suds
May 24, 2024 4:47 pm

Absolutely, all the ones on the left are on meds, suicidal, shallow, boring, etc.

I got a name
I got a name
  Gary
May 24, 2024 8:42 pm

…and require lots of antibiotics.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Suds
May 24, 2024 9:31 pm

FcknA

anonymous
anonymous
  Suds
May 25, 2024 9:50 am

Actually all the 70-80 year old pervs on this site would probably disagree with you. Based on the soft core porn some can’t live without posting here.

MMinWA
MMinWA
  anonymous
May 25, 2024 10:40 am

I’m 72 and have always enjoyed looking at pretty women, WTF is wrong with that?

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  MMinWA
May 25, 2024 1:22 pm

Not a Damn thing. Women are some of God’s best artistry.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Old Sailor USS JFK
June 7, 2024 4:20 am

… After dogs!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  anonymous
May 25, 2024 10:47 am

But here you are.

Rise Up
Rise Up
  Suds
May 25, 2024 2:07 pm

I want both!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 4:03 pm

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I got here late today. Sorry for any reposts

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 4:05 pm

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James the Deplorable Wanderer
James the Deplorable Wanderer
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 8:40 pm

laminated it anyway …

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 4:06 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 4:06 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 4:06 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 4:06 pm

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Ned
Ned
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 10:03 pm

Californians think??

fujigm
fujigm
  Ned
May 25, 2024 1:55 pm

No.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Ned
May 26, 2024 1:27 pm

The remaining Americans do, not the democrat-voters.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 4:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 5:15 pm

Betcha he picked her up in some dive bar.

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  YourAverageJoe
May 25, 2024 1:23 pm

She IS Still that Stupid.

a9racer
a9racer
  Old Sailor USS JFK
May 25, 2024 10:37 pm

And rich…somehow

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 4:07 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 4:07 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  USA Cowboy
May 25, 2024 12:01 am

I’m conflicted-upvote for the nice face, big tits, hot ass and thighs, and handgun-or downvote for the waist tat?

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Gregabob
May 25, 2024 12:43 am

The ink.

MMinWA
MMinWA
  The Devil's Advocate
May 25, 2024 10:42 am

The popped blouse buttons won me over.

Rise Up
Rise Up
  Gregabob
May 25, 2024 2:10 pm

You would turn down that bodacious body for a tat?

The stupid…it burns.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  USA Cowboy
May 25, 2024 1:16 am

That has brass branding all over it…Just be ready to help dig it out when the squealing starts…

RSO’s are willing to lend a hand in need…

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 4:07 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 4:08 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 4:20 pm

AOC must have said that …

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 4:08 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 24, 2024 4:08 pm

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Suds
Suds
May 24, 2024 4:08 pm

There are still men in robes who recognize honorable men when they hear their story.
Sad that he even needed to make a court appearance. Shame on the cop.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 4:09 pm

Is this a household appliance I need to buy

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 5:09 pm

Yes. She washes the dishes and clothes, and she cooks.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  Bob P
May 24, 2024 11:28 pm

That’s too expensive. I’m forward thinker of the cold alcohol dispenser. They also come with replacement parts that are inexpensive.

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Bob P
May 25, 2024 10:44 am

!

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  USA Cowboy
May 25, 2024 8:46 am

I remember one of those in a banana warehouse run by a guy named Tony Tomaro in Robbinsville, NJ when I was kid. They had a huge pond next to the place and they let us fish and catch frogs and turtles. They always let us come in an grab a cold Coke from the cooler, in the little 8 ounce green glass bottles and never made us pay if we showed them what we caught.

I’m pretty sure he was connected.

fujigm
fujigm
  hardscrabble farmer
May 25, 2024 1:59 pm

Did you ever say
“Hey Tony! I’ll see you Tomaro!”

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 4:09 pm

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I got a name
I got a name
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 8:47 pm

Reincarnated Elvis.

a9racer
a9racer
  USA Cowboy
May 25, 2024 10:44 pm

When Minions have pets.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 4:09 pm

Hope this isn’t TK

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 4:55 pm

I totally disavow any knowledge of that image.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  Texas Khaan
May 24, 2024 5:43 pm

You made me laugh unusually loud.

fujigm
fujigm
  Texas Khaan
May 25, 2024 2:00 pm

Methinks thou doth protest too much…

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 4:12 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 5:10 pm

I think they teach them not to think.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
May 24, 2024 6:38 pm

They have been. For decades.
It’s worked like a charm.

H2O
H2O
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 10:20 pm

oh yeah they can and have been for centuries.

Look what he’s drinking.

What does caffeine do to the pre-frontal area of your brain ?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 4:12 pm

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Paragon
Paragon
  USA Cowboy
May 24, 2024 6:30 pm

Not all bears are partial to rotting fish.

Suds
Suds
May 24, 2024 4:12 pm

I don’t really care that her roots aren’t blonde.
She has a nice smile, and is an attractive woman, imo.

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Ned
Ned
  Suds
May 24, 2024 10:05 pm

She has such nice blond hair. Why does she dye the roots dark??

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Ned
May 25, 2024 12:49 am

Never ask them that question to their face. Don’t ask me how I know.

Bauls
Bauls
  The Devil's Advocate
May 25, 2024 1:01 am

Have them do just the tip

a9racer
a9racer
  Bauls
May 25, 2024 10:52 pm

Just the tip.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  a9racer
May 26, 2024 12:09 am

nothing more…. i promise…

Lucretius
Lucretius
  Suds
May 25, 2024 9:29 am

Just you wait till that pretty face hole starts making those ugly unintelligible sounds! You have been warned!

Peace, L.

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