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Anonymous
Anonymous
May 26, 2024 7:40 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 26, 2024 8:43 am

Fact

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 26, 2024 9:02 am

Turd blossom

Rick
Rick
  Anonymous
May 26, 2024 4:00 pm

Nah, put some salt and butter on it and cauliflower taste just like mashed potatoes.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
May 26, 2024 8:16 am

A.noxia O.vert-C.retin

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 26, 2024 12:50 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 26, 2024 6:34 pm

WaPo Debunks NYT: Alito’s Upside Down Flag Was Over ‘Neighborhood Dispute, Not Politics.’

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
May 26, 2024 8:48 am

UH at the Upside down Store!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 26, 2024 9:03 am
Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 26, 2024 11:10 am

Plan to print out and pass on…

Good evening, and welcome to the upside down. Where what you see, can never be, and what you know, just isn’t so. Where bad is good and wrong is right. Where truth went down without a fight. Where you might just say, everyday is opposite day. Can I offer you a mask or an anal swab? Rape is the law, if its for a good cause. Oh no, it isn’t mandatory, that would be cruel, but you have no choice, that’s our only rule. Before you enter I must tell you about the world’s deadliest disease. It can take you out with a single sneeze. It’s a clever bugger too, it can’t take out a violent mob it only thrives in those with jobs. but luckily, we have the only cure, it won’t stop it from spreading but that’s all we know for sure. So “What does it do?”, you may ask. No one knows, so please be sure to double mask. “It’s super safe” the doctor said. Even if you end up dead, because the antidote can’t kill you since it’s the leading cause of coincidence. Now roll up your sleeve and let’s go, I’ll take you through the backwards show. Where doctors kill and science shills for our lord and saviour, a man named Bill. To your left you will find our grand display of courageous men with nothing to say. They don’t provide, or lead, or slay. They smile, nod, and let you have your way. To your right you’ll see our exhibition of empathy. Where the rich stay home, and through their phone, demand that old folks die alone. Follow along the yellow dotted line, to our memorial of dissent, our evil shrine. The thought criminals and sense seekers and those who disrupt, the ones who tried to turn us right side up. They did not shrink, to double think, so all of them died from “suicide”. Thank you very much for visiting THE UPSIDE DOWN! Now please return to the circus with the rest of the clowns.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
May 26, 2024 11:23 am

She’s on leave from YT since February …

B_MC
B_MC
  Administrator
May 26, 2024 9:39 am

Australia, obviously.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
May 26, 2024 9:07 am

“Politics: the art of using euphemisms, lies, emotionalism and fear-mongering to dupe average people into accepting–or even demanding–their own enslavement.”
― Larken Rose

“The truth is, one who seeks to achieve freedom by petitioning those in power to give it to him has already failed, regardless of the response. To beg for the blessing of “authority” is to accept that the choice is the master’s alone to make, which means that the person is already, by definition, a slave.” ― Larken Rose

“A cop’s JOB is to violently enforce upon the rest of us whatever arbitrary bullshit the political parasites declare to be “law.” It is, therefore, impossible to be a “law enforcer” and behave morally, for the same reason one can’t be a moral car-jacker.”
― Larken Rose

“If taxation without consent is not robbery, then any band of robbers have only to declare themselves a government, and all their robberies are legalized.”
― Lysander Spooner

“A man’s natural rights are his own, against the whole world; and any infringement of them is equally a crime; whether committed by one man, or by millions; whether committed by one man, calling himself a robber, or by millions calling themselves a government.”
― Lysander Spooner, No Treason: The Constitution of No Authority

Framius Ridiculousus
Framius Ridiculousus
  Administrator
May 26, 2024 12:51 pm

That’s because they have been indoctrinated into the belief that you DO have to be a weatherman to know which way the wind is blowing .

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
May 27, 2024 12:27 am

Yes, for the crooked politicians getting kickbacks under the table. No accounting on where the money went. Hell, our own DOD is missing 6.8 BILLION dollars and has no clue where it went.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
May 26, 2024 9:11 am

Because of all of that hot air you’re emitting, you atonal, hysterical harpy? Bake me a turkey pie, broad, and shut your auxiliary vagina.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 26, 2024 9:52 am

The only consolation is these screeching harpies will age badly sitting at home in the evenings with only wine, cats and QVC for company.

Framius Ridiculousus
Framius Ridiculousus
  Anonymous
May 26, 2024 1:05 pm

I don’t find that consoling but I agree thats their general trajectory ?

Framius Ridiculousus
Framius Ridiculousus
  Administrator
May 26, 2024 12:54 pm

And I said to myself ” all that and looks and personality too ? Yum ?”( kidding , no wonder the birth rate is anemic in the west )

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
May 26, 2024 9:23 am

“Independent study, community service, adventures and experience, large doses of privacy and solitude, a thousand different apprenticeships — the one-day variety or longer — these are all powerful, cheap, and effective ways to start a real reform of schooling. But no large-scale reform is ever going to work to repair our damaged children and our damaged society until we force open the idea of “school” to include family as the main engine of education. If we use schooling to break children away from parents — and make no mistake, that has been the central function of schools since John Cotton announced it as the purpose of the Bay Colony schools in 1650 and Horace Mann announced it as the purpose of Massachusetts schools in 1850 — we’re going to continue to have the horror show we have right now.”
― John Taylor Gatto, Dumbing Us Down: The Hidden Curriculum of Compulsory Schooling

https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/41319.John_Taylor_Gatto

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
May 26, 2024 9:16 am

Come on, just vote the right guy in.

/s

Framius Ridiculousus
Framius Ridiculousus
  Administrator
May 26, 2024 1:09 pm

Maybe she was going to say ……”stay the fuck out of everyone’s business, go on an extreme crash diet , put us back on a slow but painful path to a sound monetary footing “?But I doubt it .

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Administrator
May 26, 2024 7:00 pm

The KISS principle in action …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
May 26, 2024 9:17 am

“We’re using a Chinese credit card to pay for it.”

Thanks for opening relations with China, President Nixon, and closing the gold window.

B_MC
B_MC
  Anonymous
May 26, 2024 11:20 am

“Symbolic pics of the month”

Vox Day just posted this….

I think it’s perfectly obvious that Princess Kate isn’t deceased, and hasn’t either succumbed to Suddenly or been sacrificed to Satan in a desperate ritual to help Clown World hold onto its power…

And, of course, it would be totally absurd to suggest that her blood might have been used in the painting of that beautiful work of art commemorating the reign of King Charles III.

(https://voxday.net/2024/05/25/she-pines-for-the-fjords/)

Framius Ridiculousus
Framius Ridiculousus
  Administrator
May 26, 2024 1:13 pm

Its really all a lot of people have ever known , and worse , for quite some time it appeared ,at least superficially, to work . And then there is the definition of insanity. Me I was blessed to have poor credit long before I realized it was a blessing .

B_MC
B_MC
  Administrator
May 26, 2024 11:14 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
May 26, 2024 9:19 am

Panem et circenses

Framius Ridiculousus
Framius Ridiculousus
  Administrator
May 26, 2024 1:17 pm

First of all, dude could easily get between those bars so fuck the key . He must just be an idiot and I’m told there is no fix for that .

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Framius Ridiculousus
May 26, 2024 4:23 pm

It’s a cartoon…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Framius Ridiculousus
May 26, 2024 6:43 pm

He carries his cage in his head.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
May 26, 2024 9:19 am

And predictive programming.

The Vigilant Citizen – Symbols Rule the World

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Administrator
May 26, 2024 6:40 pm

That’s because you do not contribute million$ to politicians

Framius Ridiculousus
Framius Ridiculousus
  Administrator
May 26, 2024 1:19 pm

Latter Day snake oil salesmen ….

Tigger
Tigger
  Administrator
May 27, 2024 3:48 am

Big Pharma in a nutshell.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
May 26, 2024 9:21 am

“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”
― Mark Twain

Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  Anonymous
May 26, 2024 10:14 am

FYI, Jonathan Swift said it first… and it was pants, not shoes.

Ed
Ed
  Will the Scot
May 26, 2024 11:47 am

Wait long enough and some asshat will attribute it to Lincoln.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ed
May 26, 2024 12:42 pm

Or Buick

KaD
KaD
May 26, 2024 12:14 pm

I don’t see a clown when I look at Hochul I see Cruella de Ville.

Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  KaD
May 26, 2024 12:19 pm

In real life, wouldn’t that be Kristi Noem?

Framius Ridiculousus
Framius Ridiculousus
  KaD
May 26, 2024 1:22 pm

I see a demonically possessed Beaver , but hey I DO practically live in Beaver World up over here so ….

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 26, 2024 2:41 pm

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Cribdawg
Cribdawg
May 26, 2024 7:48 pm

Ramireztoons SUCK, why is the leftist TDS clown on here?

Paul V
Paul V
  Cribdawg
May 26, 2024 10:48 pm

I’m with you. He used to have some conservative parts but then he went full TDS. Lose that clown.