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8 year old…ropes better than the adults
Good looking horse. The little ones are often better than the adults….
Is that Elliot Ridge in the background?
Nope, Payne Mountain.
Best watch where you sit
What I’ll look like if Biden wins.
Me every time I’m SURE it’s a fart this time…I’m 60 and like to drink good scotch….
The 3 rules of turning 60:
1. Never pass a bathroom,
2. Never waste an erection,
3. Never trust a fart.
Working around cattle, your chances are about 97.9% that you’ll sit in cow shit at some point in the day.
Roll in the hay
“rolled”
Safe sex…
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I wonder if they ever solved the problem of the hay “spontaneously igniting” if it was wrapped up while it was too wet. I have seen several bails on fire while they were just sitting in a field.
No they can still spontaneous combust if they have too much moisture when baled.
I thought it was a massive tampon. Pull the string.
Out in the dairies of Chino and Ontario, Calif., the massive manure piles spontaneously combust and the smell is just delightful. Biggest mountains of shit you will ever see (unless you turn on C-Span).
Looks more like a giant tampon with that “sting” hanging off the end. Is that for Kamala?
Stick it in her pie hole
Was he coming in for a flying f*(k at the time? A lot of separation there.
Now let’s try it with Fauci.
God Bless you and keep you in his loving hands Bob P.
And Hilary. And Soros. And Gates. And Obama. And Whore-mala.
The infant rapist solution.
That thing processes more wood than Kamala Harris.
Well, she did lose her wood a while ago during her gender reassignment surgery, so truth to that.
That’s a bald faced hornet nest. not a wasp nest. Don’t fuck with them!!!
By the way….New York city is a wasp nest.
I think it’s closer to a Jews’ nest (nothing against Jews, but large sections NYC are almost as Jewish as Tel Aviv).
Henry Ford claimed that they wanted to change the name to New Jerusalem.
More Jews in NYC than all of Israel.
Truth.
There are really no Jews in either one, just zionists. “Jew” is only a term for an enlightened one- Hindus and the ancient Celts will tell you that as both come from the same language, as does Hebrew. No such thing as an ethnic Jew or Hebrew.
10-4 on that. My wife is a LEO and she had to be Tased in the Police Academy. Got stung by a Bald Face Hornet and said being Tased was a lot less painful!
Did we miss Murder Hornets?
Because I feel like we missed Murder Hornets.
Just throw a rock at it……
someone needs to figure out how to make these gifs a “scratch and sniff”!!
with sound…………sizzle sizzle sizzle.
Emeril referred to it as “Smellevision”.
Thanks, Doc, 2 min. into f.f. and it’s already food porn…
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I couldn’t stop LMFAO that I have to go back to splitting more firewood.
Just having this pic on your computer will get you jail (or worse) in just about any Islamic country.
Good.
Fuck the diaperheads.
Building Bacon Better!
Looks like a giant bacon sandwich. Yum, Yum!
Don’t forget the bun.
LMFAO!!!!
Being a mask denier, that’s how I enforce uncivil distancing.
The conspiracy of ignorance masquerades as common sense.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Be vewy vewy quiet, I’m hunting faggots.
Not gonna be able to mount that on a wall, gonna hafta mount his ass…let me rephrase that.
I think I’ll run away.
Who does not like split tail?
I don’t think it would make much difference, it’s likely they are the same thing; or at least are very similar.
ATF agent at my door …”You gonna die for an AR-15?”
Me and millions like me, “Someone is.”
Last week a few readers noted that the FF readers’ response section is slowly morphing into a kind of soft porn forum. Got me wondering what our female readers and some outside visitors (e.g., from Whatfinger) think of this. Last week may have been an outlier but there were about 140 pictures of pretty women, or parts thereof. FF was supposed to be about, um, failure (which is something I shine at), but beautiful women are the opposite of that; they’re God’s finest creation. Now it goes without saying that looking at fine women always brightens the day, but have we gone overboard? Let’s have a vote:
Thumbs up: No limit to the number of pictures of beautiful women, so fuck off, Bob.
Thumbs down: Reasonable limits to the number of pictures of beautiful women, say a couple of dozen as opposed to a dozen dozen, and fuck off anyway, Bob.
Well, Bob, I’m torn, so I’ll abstain.
Good observation, BP.
My only concern is for any threat to Admin getting attention from types that would try to handcuff the blog’s freedom, or shut it down.
That is, the Kevin’s and Karen’s who disapprove and rat us out to the enemies of freedom.
The boundary lines have become blurred, and a few jpg’s and gifs have been dangerously close to violating community standards, in the viewpoint of some, perhaps.
JQ has shown an incredible amount of tolerance.
Reluctantly?
Don’t know.
As a contributor to the problem, I’ll upvote. But I also make a point NOT to downvote any male images that get posted by the female contributors (unless the guys are massively pierced or seriously effeminate – I happily downvoted the tattooed or masculine women). Some pics of women get downvoted for various reasons and those personal “comments” are certainly appropriate as well.
I’m therefore holding off for now…as I asked at the end of FF last week, what do y’all want?
I’d be worried about men who didn’t admire beautiful women. T4C used to post as many pics as the men did. I don’t care one way or the other. Admin hasn’t posted demographic stats lately but I think the last time he did it was something like 85% men. So there’s that. I just scroll past them and if it’s over run with women pics, I give up because I like to laugh and while they are eye candy for the guys, they aren’t funny.
Can I vote to ban FF altogether?
Perhaps you should talk to Jim Quinn to see if he will satisfy your desire.
Can we ban stucky.
Anybody remember RE (Reverse Engineer)?
I do.
As of today he is still posting on his blog. However, on the home page is a reference to go to the “RE is dying” page … which I could not find.
In terms of navigation, his blog is probably the most confusing and convoluted site on the entire internet. Below is the link to his index of places to visit on his blog.
http://www.doomsteaddiner.net/forum/
Yes, but it won’t do you any good.
Stuck – Just can’t resist trolling eh?
I am on a 1.5 Mbps last mile connection. EVERYbody is upstream of me. I abstain and enjoy all of it.
I feel your pain, Guy. Last month, Comcast finally started service out our way and we were able to jump from 1.5 to 300. We are on the highway and have access to high speed, but the folks behind us are still on the 2 candle power net.
I used to open FF on Friday evening and then come back around 10 to see if it had all loaded.
by candle light?
I watch FF on Saturdays not because of slow loading pictures. By Saturday, most comments are in and often they are more funny than the post itself …
But it’s Friday…
I live out in the Aleutian Islands. 0.1 Mbps is the internet speed here, and it costs $25 a gig.
It wasn’t that long ago that the photos of the beautiful girls was well after the fails and .gifs of dogs and cats and fat women falling into mud, etc. Now, it seems it’s a race to post the girls first. It would be nice if the girls were posted later in the day. But this is TBP and we’re a pretty ornery, not to say horny, bunch.
Just start a second forum called Friday Females and put the pics of the women there.
Sounds good on paper, but with the fails thrown in among the babes, laughing and lust just seem to go hand in hand( no pun intended) to make viewing FF fun.
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Just one perverts opinion.
Oh, here’s another…….
I take enormous pride in our First Lady.
Best since Jackie
Sorry guys, she is most definitely an MTF. That is solid truth.
I think Friday Fail numbers would go down drastically.
I took notice of these comments also and feel that I may have gone overboard last week. So fuckin’ what!!! Alexis Ren is absolutely beautiful and I just wanted to share my admiration for this young lady with all of my siblings here at FF. However, in respect for our more easily triggered sis and bros, I will tone it down this weeks tribute to someone else I admire. I hope you can look past her inner beauty and see her for what she is……………………………….THE HOTTEST, SEXIEST, CLASSY, AND ELEGANT FIRST LADY EVER OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…………………….may I now present for your viewing pleasure…………………MELANIA TRUMP!!!!!
At the rate we’re going, it won’t be long before the Dems or GOP Inc. have a 65 year-old gay President-of-color with a hot young Asian or White twink for a “first lady”. Stunning and Brave!
Not only is she beautiful, but she LOVES trolling liberals.
Yes!! Yes she does!!!
EASILY the most gorgeous and classy first lady in history.
And scrupulously ignored by the “Ladies magazines”
Eff ’em.
Yes. and I understand that you may not be comfortable getting down in the gutter in showing your feelings about those mags, but I’m not!! FUCK’EM!!!!
Melania is definitely an elegant and graceful woman.
Don’t like sexy women, there’s a red X in the upper right-hand corner of your screen, click it! as for Bob P’s question…
People who don’t like what’s posted can go find someplace else to hang out on Fridays.
No one is forced to parse through the comments. IMHO, they can f*ck off.
Don’t like Fail Friday? Don’t open the link..
Don’t like alcohol? Don’t drink it.
Don’t like sex? Don’t do it.
Don’t like cigars? Don’t smoke them.
Don’t like gay marriage? Don’t marry a gay person.
Don’t like guns? Don’t have one.
Don’t like drugs? Don’t do them.
As long as your actions do not (directly) affect me, I don’t care.
[ Yea, yea, I know about 2nd order and 3rd order effects, but for the most part if someone does something that doesn’t directly affect me, why should I want to control their actions? ]
My vote…
Thumbs up x 10
Oh dear lord…..
Well, I try to chalk it up to men who appreciate women. That ain’t so bad.
If men and women cannot sexually objectify each other………then who will?
Well, I can’t look at Friday Fail while I’m at work anymore because of these pictures. Yep, soft porn. As a female, I don’t really care to see it, but you’re the first who asked.
Simple solution: Rename the thread “Friday Fails and Females”.
Middle age female here. I’m not voting, but I will give my perspective: I enjoy FF and some of you are gifted humorists. But I do not enjoy the porn. I consider any media objectifying anyone for the purposes of titillation to be porn. I know most of you don’t see anything wrong with what you do here. But for the many of us who have been seriously and negatively impacted by porn it is a slap in the face. I know people who would get a kick out of FF and even be interested in serious articles. But I will never forward a link — mostly because of the porn. Some, like me, have been sexually abused and some are recovering porn addicts.
I think this stuff seriously detracts from the purpose of this site. I think it limits viewership potential here — and not just for FF.
This is just my two cents.
Ma’am, beautiful women being beautiful isn’t “porn”
Pornography is a word with a narrow and well defined definition.
Words mean things, and what we post here is ANYTHING but porn.
Respectfully.
F.T. — I know all about words meaning things. My undergrad is in Language Arts. Other comments here used the term “soft porn”, so I went with that. It’s as good of a term as any other.
I have no problem with beautiful women being beautiful. And I agree that there are a lot of pics posted here that are stunning from that standpoint. Most of them have probably been seriously airbrushed, but still beautiful.
But those are not the pictures I’m talking about. The ones I mean are clearly appealing to the prurient interest. The male responses here to these pictures make my case for me. And the seeming minority status of a few of the models makes me deeply uncomfortable.
Now, to be clear, this is not my gig, my platform or my “space”. I’m not trying to spoil anybody’s fun. I’m not “anti-man” and I’d make a lousy feminist — at least by current standards. It’s not really my business at all. I never would have posted any of my thoughts if Bob hadn’t opened it up for discussion.
I just had a thought that, maybe, you guys would want to know that what you see as “innocent fun” could be seen very differently from someone else’s point of view. I agree that anyone offended by it can go elsewhere. I’m no snowflake. No harm, no foul. I’ll still come for the fails and some of the hilarious comments. Some of you guys are really good!
But what is the purpose of TBP? Does it have an important, vital message for our country in these perilous times? God knows we need it! And a spoonful of your collective humor might help that red pill go down and lead to actual articles being read. But the verbal circle jerk is a barrier to me sharing this site with anyone I know. Friday Fail will have to be my little secret. I’m willing to bet I’m not the only one.
Also respectfully.
The women pics don’t bother me. I like the artistic ones because I like good photography. Some are just not worth looking at but I may comment rudely about them.
I would call this a fail.
Hilarious that she considers belief in the Deep State, Soros’s malevolence, Covid-19 made in lab, 5G problems, global warming “hoax,” etc. more detached from reality than belief in Bigfoot and the Loch Next Monster. She needs shaming.
She’s got a 23K echo chamber. It’s frightening.
If you want naked women in ALL their glory go visit the Feral Irishman, he has a friday section that is reams of naked women and pics of bacon and other meat products. If you want funny stuff, well, this used to be the place but recently it’s become mostly girlie pics Not sure what to say, too many girlie pics and I go away…..
https://theferalirishman.blogspot.com/2020/09/fff.html
Mygirl-
I have been wondering where you have been. I guess this childish behavior has gotten to you. I feel partly responsible for your PTDS(personal triggered derangement syndrome) with all these hot babes I’ve posted lately. Do you think I can redeem myself with something for your eyes only……let me know which type of man pics you would like by voting up for that wimp on the left or that smokin’ hot hunk on the right with a down vote.
We aim to please!!!
Muscledawg, lil’ honey chile: Most of the ‘sexy’ men pictured online are queer so don’t bother with posting for me….I don’t want you to think I’m ungrateful or anything, I know how much you care about me and all…..but, I can find my own men and….they’re real and not queer and know how to make a lady happy…
PS: Sean Connery then, and Sean Connery today….
Twink….
Sir Sean is 90. Dr. No was released in 1962, 58 years ago.
Ouch!!!!
Sean looks pretty good for a lad of 90.
Public schools happened….
That irishman website is way tame compared to https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/eroticdistractions
What’s with “Mattress Firm?” And I have to say that the farther up the “detached from reality” list you go, the more believable the items become….with plenty of real world evidence to support them as well. Most importantly, whether any, all, or none of the items in the bottom section are true or false, has NO IMPACT whatsoever on anyone’s life. Meanwhile, it is critically important for TPTB to make sure everyone denies the truth of all the rest above it as nearly all of them directly impact everyone’s lives in quite serious ways.
It’s like the food pyramid from the FDA, totally upside down!
That’s my litmus test, there. “Antisemitic”. When anybody uses that word (or “racist”, or…) to disqualify an opposing view, I switch off.
There are plenty of people who don’t like Jews. There are plenty who don’t like Indians. Or negroes, or Chinese, or Jehovah’s Witnesses. There are plenty, heaven knows, who don’t like me. So what? It’s not a moral failing. It doesn’t invalidate all their beliefs.
This “Love us, or we will destroy you” attitude is, I believe, a major cause of antisemitism.
Am I banned, now? Oh, well, c’est la vie
It’s beyond a fail.
It’s pure neo-Stalinist agitprop.
Anyone who thinks The Deep State doesn’t exist has been living in Portland.
And that George Soros is just an old rich Hungarian guy doing good things for humanity.
Fuck that Shit.
Funny how the universe eventually points you in the right direction.
Good stuff, but some of them made me gag.
Tryouts for porn????
Kamala?
Good ol’ Olivia Munn
The effects of Three Mile Island???
whoa…something in the water or air in PA?
Talk about fugly. Whew!
What the fuck are these live-birth abortion photos doing here?
They represent, not a Friday Fail but indeed, a total societal fail.
in this case it should be Old Willie
And STD’s
Will replace “E Pluribus Unum” as the national slogan in the future.
The 3 S’s – shoot, shovel, shut up.
Best way to make cats go away.
Playstation put out a game called “Twisted Metal” that had an icecream truck as one of its “characters.” This cartoon made me think of that:
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She’s just an idea, and she smells like shit. (re Biden picture)
Dammit; caught another Mexican man. Throw him back.
They are hard to filet and don’t taste good.
Cigarettes, liquor, starbucks… I’m just tryin to figure out what kind of gf he’s trying to catch.
…anything with a pulse?
I’m not sure he is being that discriminating….
Still warm?
Does your cousin know what a roasting pan is?
I had a bumper sticker on my car in the 80’s that said,
“I’d Rather Be Smashing Soviet Imperialism”
Then my car got keyed.
Nope, she’s an MTF.
I’ll see your ravishing red beauty and raise you a classy gorgeous First Lady.
She is gorgeous, isn’t she….and, she’s fifty years old.
Stunning.
Wait! Before you go, can you please send a photon torpedo into the Federal Reserve?
Captain Janeway, “Is that a photon torpedo in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?”
Ultimate nerd humor.
The only problem with giving your wife a gun; is the chance of your also giving her a reason to use it.
I have to repeat myself, again?!!
Nothing is sexier than hot chics with guns!!!
See what I mean!!!! Oh yeah!!!
Yep, I bought that gun for my wife. Made her a leather holster for it.
Only 5 shots, but much more basic than a pistol with a clip, so she is comfortable with it.
Mine is identical except my .357 has a hammer. Excellent pistol.
You might remember her from last week
How did they take a picture of my fantasy? Is nothing private any more?
All Pink Floyd album covers…
I think I recognize the third one. Is that you Debbie?
Not one alphabet gender amongst them, that’s worth fighting for.
God bless the USA.
By my count you could park 12 bicycles on that beach.
Yes, yes they do.
She must’ve got her kill last week. She has a look of pleasure on her face this time.
Poor bastard.
Nice rifle. Cute pup.
Exactly!! Thanks FT.
Oh, my pleasure!
Yep, that’s the one.
Kid totes her gear like she knows what it’s all about. Pray she never has to use it.
I hope her work boots have steel toes.
Ya know, this is just the kind of thing I see about 45 minutes after eating wild mushrooms.
WS searching for a similar comment but yours is perfect
good comment, but I’m not on your lawn. I’m on the sidewalk.
She won’t be able to feel her toes after wearing those shoes. Just the charlie horses they will give her.
I want to know where to take my truck to get her to work on it!!! Yes!!!
Those are only the appetizers. KFC can’t help with the entrée.
What about our minds? Our personalities? Our great cooking and sammich making? what about our….oh, nevermind, carry on….
https://unsplash.com/photos/8U30jWIv9Bs
The title says sliced orange, but I’m sure that is watermelon.
Breasts legs and thighs are nice, but we generally need more parts to work with
From an old man who wasted most of his life consumed with chasing skirts, heed the pic’s warning, Ladies.
C’mon, lady, what are you teaching your son? Get rid of his frigging mask.
Maybe its got something to do with mom having a fucking helmet on. At an ATM? The kid doesn’t have one, so they are prob not on a bike. eh?
MD – If they’re on a bike, maybe she figures that if her kid lands on his head, she can always make another…
Exactly. Schools are teaching kids that guns are bad and to be afraid of them, as in expelling a kid for having a BB gun in his virtual classroom (his bedroom).
Adorable. Now that’s a great photo.
The only reason they would want to take our guns after 243 years, is because they intend to do something we would shoot them for.
It is freaking criminal how police are being sent to student’s homes who are attending class via the internet but have a toy gun in the background. Insane! and worse than that, some school districts are still requiring online attendees to have vaccinations.
He’s got Mom’s six ?
Every time I see a pic of Melania, who embodies class, dignity and classic beauty, I can’t help but wonder what Trump was thinking by banging that disgusting porn star with big fake tits. Fucking gross, man.
She is an MTF, dude, as are most celebs and models. Do some research.
The porn star was all made up. Trump doesn’t go for ugly women.
Ok. Even our 1st Lady had a modeling career.
Yes, yes she did. MAGA!!!
Much better than Rap.
That is fantastic, MC…thanks
Her name was Maple , runt of the litter and 18 pounds fully grown. I miss her a lot.
Dogs are just plain COOL!
Dogs are THE BEST!!!
I’ve seen that clip before, on Twitter. It continues, with the child coming over to the dog, and putting its arm around it to comfort it. Wish I could find it on YouTube or somewhere I can download it. Thanks for posting it.
HAHSHAHA!
I’m howling at that too!
Enrico Caruso came back as a beagle?
That is so adorable.
Wtf – us 70’s kids didn’t even own a helmet.
Those of us born in the late-’40s — growing up was a bit of a pisser. You see, we had something brand new — television — and, what with Superman — our generation suffered more broken legs and arms from putting on a ‘cape’ and jumping off of anything we could find — garages, out of trees, etc. To counter that, we also had mud and dirt and empty fields and flooded areas in winter made ice rinks for us … bicycles expanded our range (even before 10 years old) to way beyond our parents’ visibility or control. It was paradise … and, like the Milton book — it’s now ‘Paradise — Lost’.
The medical profession loved us … made more money than they ever imagined … but it was worth every moment of it as far as I was concerned.
we had some killer dirt clod/rock wars with the kids from the next neighborhood. Yep, the town Doc stitched up quite a few kids…
We had a boat made from a barrel cut in half with a torch that was held together with a wood frame that one person would row out in the pond. We then threw 2 liter bottles filled with water at them along with small pieces of lumber until we sank them and someone else would row out in the emptied “boat”.
We had an empty lot with crabapple trees. We’d get a stick, sharpen an end, and put a crabapple on it — and then fling it at someone. Plus we had dodge ball … on blacktop … and snowball ‘fights’ and cap guns and … one hell of a time.
Wouldn’t have missed it for anything …
An old broom stick was a great toy and extremely versatile. It could be your trusty steed riding after the bad guys and when you got in range, it became your rifle.
or your bat for stickball or halfball
You could walk down the street with an air rifle and people didn’t freak out.
You could walk down the street with a bow with REAL arrows — or a .22 rifle — and that was somehow just great —- thankfully.
My buddy and his neighbors had deep yards — like 100′ x 300′ — and we’d shoot arrows up into the air at a pretty good angle — maybe 2 or 3 yards down before they landed.
No safe spaces then … hell, with all that fun and sun and open air and great kids in the neighborhood, who wanted anything ‘safe’? To us, ‘safe’ meant coming home for dinner — alive and in one piece (whenever possible).
Come home when the streetlights came on.
And going out to play meant staying within range of Mom yelling out the back door
Yep, TV and I arrived on the scene at the same time. My cape was a bath towel. My bike was my horse, my motorcycle, my race car, my rocket, my wings. Paladin, Josh Randall, Zorro, the Mag. 7, Butch jumping out of tree house built far too high up and breaking his leg. Throwing a knife like Jim Bowie and staying with it until you really knew how to do it. Midget football, baseball. Selling enough pop bottles to go to the triple feature on Saturdays. Discovering a huge fish packed pond miles from home that nobody in the neighborhood knew about and knowing exactly what to do with it. No matter how dysfunctional your own family was, freedom was as close as the screen door. A great time in American history to be a boy.
Us 60’s kids walked through snow uphill both ways to buy cigarettes…..
Yep; looks just like one of my daughters on any given Saturday. Except for the parts the helmet is covering.
An alternate suggestion for Mondays??
I’m not sure wet dress contests will catch on..
That was funny 20 years ago, but not so much today.
Well, you know what they say, “turn about is fair play”.
I’d still keep the little girl away from him.
Why, was he related to Joe Biden?
Why, was he related to Joe Biden?
In a special way…yes
There are stories…..
It needs some mouthwash.
So, vaginas now have voices? What do penises have?
Explosive outbursts.
Heh….good one….
But all it says is “queef”.
I’ve heard about “talking out your ass” , but come now. Really?? What does it say? Queef queef.
Yep; and most of the ones I ever heard sounded like the cookie from “Alice in Wonderland”.
“Eat me! Eat me!”
Sorry, can you translate queef to english please?
Would you prefer a locker room explanation or a more medically professional explanation, after all, I was an EMT?
I agree with the talking C comment.
What better way to get his heart going again?
Sandlot– great movie.
Proving to her partner that dead men can still ejaculate.
I believe the Stones had a lyric like that…
Reviving “Little Drowning Victim”
The second girl is getting a bigger tip that the first.
(Is that a double entendre? If it is, I didn’t mean it. Or did I?
Well, his name is Harley.
getting ready.
Offending them makes joking even better.
I miss the comedians of the 70’s 80’s, when we could laugh at ourselves.
Written long time ago by me: Title- Jack & Jill 2000
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
but on the way, they ran into a psychopath and their trip?
It turned to slaughter.
Jack was raped and killed and Jill? She got it too.
Then the psycho cut their heads off
and took them home for stew.
Mary had a little lamb
It’s virus turned her white as snow
Then she bled out like a butchered hog
And her death was fast, not slow.
Walt was a pedophile
I regret that I have but only 1 thumbs up to give to Liberty’s meme.
Dayum….that pair makes her eyes invisible….
Ahhhh…..nevermind……
I never knew the Care Bears had it in them. I don’t hate them as much as I did. Let’s rename them: the Splooge Bears; the Balljuice Bears; the Baby Batter Bears; the Dick Milk Bears; the Cumload Bears. I’ll stop now.
Those are Teletubbies, you are thinking of CareBears…..Teletubbies are really creepy….almost as bad as Barney….
Oh, okay; the Jismtubbies; the Telespunks . . . oh, never mind.
No, don’t stop….Telespunks, and…. come on….you were on a roll, don’t stop…
Nothing is as bad as Barney
Worked with a guy named Barney when that show was very popular.
He used to say “I hate that purple dinosaur”.
Untrue.
Yanni was fingernails on a chalkboard with sand in your eyes and a thrombosis hemorrhoid bad.
A rainbow fac…………I can’t.
So you’re saying the teletubbies weren’t gay after all?
That’d have to be a boy face for that to happen.
A star in the making for “My so-called 600 lb. life”.
What’s this called “mega-sushi”?
I’d be teaching it how to fly…
I hate it when you get a mouth full of hair after biting a pussy.
why hate it? it’s free dental floss–
I meant to do that!
Planning ahead. At least he picked one without a post at the bottom.
Damn; just missed the human suppository.
White boys can jump.
Must be heading to the monkey bars
That’s gonna leave a mark.
Yeah, but, repairing fiberglass isn’t that difficult.
Moochelle, the early years. That’s her in the white.
What kids learn at home…
I have a dog that looks just like that. Acts like that, too.
Good thing she is not driving.