Border Crisis Solved: Immigrants Flee In Terror After Hearing Kamala Harris Cackle

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MEXICO—Kamala Harris has finally visited Guatemala and Mexico, though she still hasn’t found her way to the southern border of the U.S.  Luckily, though, it doesn’t look like she’ll have to, as she’s singlehandedly solved the border crisis already.

Harris arrived in Mexico today and began cackling, causing immigrant caravans to all scatter and return home.

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Kamala Harris Visits Tomb Of Unknown Soldier To Tell Him To Enjoy The Long Weekend

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Vice President Kamala Harris visited The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier on Memorial Day to pay her respects, and also to remind the fallen soldier to enjoy the long weekend.

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