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backwardsevolution
backwardsevolution
January 17, 2014 7:06 pm

Funny stuff. On Wheel of Fortune, a “contestant mis-solves the puzzle ABRAHAM LINCOLN as ABRAHAM BINCOLN with only the B’s and L’s missing.”

AWD
AWD
January 17, 2014 7:10 pm

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Obese, scooter jockey BBES
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AWD
AWD
January 17, 2014 7:15 pm

anybody got her number?
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fuck the po’lice
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I prefer asian
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AWD
AWD
January 17, 2014 7:19 pm

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AWD
AWD
January 17, 2014 7:22 pm

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AWD
AWD
January 17, 2014 7:25 pm

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AWD
AWD
January 17, 2014 7:28 pm

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Obese BBES
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AWD
AWD
January 17, 2014 7:31 pm

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If Obama had a son, he’d look like:
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JOe
JOe
January 17, 2014 8:09 pm

Thanks AWD all good stuff

AWD
AWD
January 17, 2014 9:18 pm

Up Bum, no baby. Gotta get me one of those wristbands

The shit throwing monkey getting the handjob was KillBill

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AWD
AWD
January 17, 2014 9:33 pm

14 Ways to Celebrate Michelle Obama’s Birthday

1. Shop at Target and don’t worry about hackers grabbing your credit info. It’s not as if you’re spending your own hard-earned money.

2. When escaping the bubble to go incognito among the masses, never dress to blend in. Always wear the most outrageous get-up that will make you stand out like a big red zit on prom night. And always warn media outlets in advance of what you’re doing so they’ll respect your privacy by staying away.

3. Go sleeveless, even when most of the country is freezing, because you can jack up your thermostat as high as you want. Or just stay in Hawaii a few extra weeks.

4. Tell other people to eat their vegetables.

5. Have your staff plant a garden, then make them tend it. Never do it yourself unless the cameras are rolling.

6. Wear $450 shoes with sparkly pink toe caps while appearing for a photo-op at a homeless shelter.

7. Travel to military installations where you’ll tie up traffic and shut down most facilities to make speeches about how you really care about military families.

8. Empathize with the military wife whose husband is deployed to a war zone by talking about tough you had it in your Chicago mansion with all those people to do things for you while your husband was in Springfield or Washington and only came home every weekend.

9. For the first time in your life, be proud of your country because they finally nominated a candidate based on his skin color instead his qualifications.

10. Tell other people to give up their own piece of pie.

11. Sit between your husband and the Danish prime minister to stop them from flirting with each other.

12. Go on all those silly women’s talk shows to gab about all the things you dream of doing after you go back to being a private citizen in 2017—none of which seem any different from what you’re doing now.

13. Whine about what a huge sacrifice it is to be the most privileged woman in America.

14. Just keep on dancing…and shopping…and spending…and living it up on other people’s money! – See more at: http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/50-ways-to-celebrate-michelle-obama-s-birthday-t12866.html#sthash.Pn9I8WRC.dpuf

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
January 17, 2014 9:42 pm

The shit throwing monkey getting the handjob was KillBill -AWD

Yeh,so why are you playing with my dick,?

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
January 17, 2014 9:43 pm

awd = paid operative.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
January 17, 2014 9:46 pm

admit it AWD you are being paid by those who could not GAF about you.

Wake up son.

AWD
AWD
January 17, 2014 9:53 pm

It looked like you were enjoying it

AWD
AWD
January 17, 2014 9:55 pm

I get paid in smiles old man, but if you want to contribute, feel free

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Kill Bill
Kill Bill
January 17, 2014 9:58 pm

Things are about to get weird around you, fake doctor.

So you know.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
January 17, 2014 9:59 pm

It looked like you were enjoying it -AWD

You more than thee.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
January 17, 2014 10:00 pm

AWD = NYT slut.

AWD
AWD
January 17, 2014 10:00 pm

Time to get back on your Aricept and psych meds…..You know you hate going back to the geriatric psych unit.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
January 17, 2014 10:02 pm

I get paid in smiles old man, but if you want to contribute, feel free -AWD

your about to be fired,dumbass.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
January 17, 2014 10:05 pm

Time to get back on your Aricept and psych meds…..You know you hate going back to the geriatric psych unit. -AWD

And why would i take the advice of a fake doctor on the meds I do not take?

Your days at your employer, NYT, are numbered.,

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
January 17, 2014 10:06 pm

I fear for you AwD.

Leobeer
Leobeer
January 18, 2014 12:21 am

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Zarathustra
Zarathustra
January 18, 2014 12:46 am

“Amou Haji’s favorite food is rotten meat of dead animals specially porcupines and when asked to eat clean food and drink clean water he gets mad.

His smoking pipe is filled with animal’s feces instead of tobacco and when he feels like smoking cigarettes he lights up a few of them at a time.”

You really want to fuck with these people?