3RD TIME WAS A CHARM

I was shocked this morning to receive an email from Google telling me that my 3rd appeal to reinstate my google ads was successful. They have re-enabled the google ads on TBP. The process I went through to try and meet their guidelines was mind numbingly painful. Do you know how hard it is to go through 14,500 posts and 195,000 comments to archive stuff that I thought might not meet their guidelines? I ended up archiving 3,800 posts and 1,400 comments. You cannot believe how many gifs of Kate Upton’s bouncing boobs and Salma’s huge knockers have been posted on this site since 2010.

I had to do this through keyword searches and scanning every comment ever made by Stuck and AWD. They each have made over 10,000 comments on TBP. They were topped by Llpoh with over 12,000 comments.

Thank God Google allows the word fuck to be used in comments. I searched the comments for the word fuck and came up with 19,200 comments that used the word. Approximately 10% of every comment ever made on TBP included the word fuck. We must be a pissed off bunch of monkeys.

So now that TBP is in compliance, let’s keep it that way. Following copyright law and not taking full articles from other sites will not hurt the quality of TBP. If anything it will force me to produce more original content. Posting stuff from other sites is the lazy way. So we might have fewer posts per day, but better quality.

All contributors and commentors need to remember they cannot post full articles from other sites without permission of the author. A couple paragraphs with a link to the original article will suffice. It is exactly how Zero Hedge operates.

No tits, ass or vagina pictures can be posted. I will delete any pictures I think go over the line.

Those are the rules. I don’t care if you don’t like them. If you have a problem, then hit the fucking road. My site, my rules.

 

 

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TC
TC
January 30, 2014 8:42 am

Fuck yeah! 🙂

It Can It Work
It Can It Work
January 30, 2014 8:43 am

So glad to see you wore them down. Can the T-A-V pictures be linked???

How do I get my comments to be sent via the RSS feed. I do not comment much but it would be nice to get an RSS feed comment.

Joe

Bostonbob
Bostonbob
January 30, 2014 8:53 am

Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck, congratulations Admin.
Bob.

harry p.
harry p.
January 30, 2014 8:55 am

thank jeebus those fuckers don’t have a fucking problem with comments that include the word “fuck” or we’d all be fucked.
fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck.

TJF
TJF
January 30, 2014 9:22 am

There are links at the top of the page to subscribe to RSS feeds for postings and comments. I only sorta think I know what RSS feeds are. My twenty something son tried to tell me about them before. I don’t have an inkling of why I would want to use that, but take a look at the top right of the screen it can work.

dilligaf
dilligaf
January 30, 2014 9:24 am

what are these ads you speak of? 😀

Stucky
Stucky
January 30, 2014 9:39 am

“Stuck and AWD and llpoh .. each have made over 10,000 comments on TBP.” —– Admin

Jeezus. We three need to get a fuckin’ life.

Yeah, I know Admin posted that llpoh has over 12,000 posts. But, 3,000 of them are me doppleganging him.

Stucky
Stucky
January 30, 2014 9:47 am

“No tits, ass or vagina pictures can be posted” ——— Admin

Well, that’s gonna reduce SSS posts by about 75%. AWD’s posts will go down by 50% as he won’t be able to post fatfuk pics. Thank God!!!!

You didn’t say anything about dick pictures … like that horse fucking a cop.

card802
card802
January 30, 2014 9:59 am

I use RSS feed to get TBP on my iPhone so when I’m in a treestand or staring at a hole in the ice I can get my fill of doom, gloom and insight.

Admin, glad you got it worked out, must have been a nightmare……

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
January 30, 2014 10:08 am

Thank you Jim for all your hard work!

And, welcome to my world.

This year it is taking THREE submissions of chemotherapy charges to get paid from the private insurance companies, with the new Medicare carrier it is TWO. With Medicaid I have almost 50% of that AR at over 120 days. (That means that I provided the services, paid for the drugs etc, 120 days ago and have yet to be paid…)

There is no rhyme or reason to it. No matter how we go through their guidelines/forms/suggestions etc, it can match line by line, character by character, the claim gets rejected. So we resubmit and resubmit and resubmit and resubmit.

There is something called a “clean claim” bill in Texas that means if you submit the claims correctly you can sue the insurance company for payment and a fine, but seriously, if your cash flow is getting hammered, just how are you supposed to pay the fucking lawyers?

The other parts of our business, the imagingand radiotherapy, are basically having to support the chemotherapy, which is supposed to be the core of our business.

How we keep this up in the future I have no idea.

And no hope.

Econman
Econman
January 30, 2014 11:05 am

Google ads should be called NSA ads.

Econman
Econman
January 30, 2014 11:09 am

Fuck Google & the NSA. Fuck yeah.

Leobeer
Leobeer
January 30, 2014 11:51 am

19,200 fuck is used? Add to that how many times Stucky has used copfuk.

Vegas
Vegas
January 30, 2014 12:04 pm

I always access this site’s content through the RSS.

harry p.
harry p.
January 30, 2014 1:06 pm

Leobeer,
whatever the number is of copfuks said still wasn’t enough.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
January 30, 2014 2:38 pm

Not to rain on your parade Admin, but the real reason they took this action wasn’t as stated, and they will surely find another way to fuck with you no matter what they do. They’re all about the MSM and your site is too “fringy”. My advice is switch affiliations and look at Bing/Yahoo. They’re not as “evil” as the big G.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
January 30, 2014 4:35 pm

Bing is a search engine by Microsoft and yes they are as bad and probably worse when also considering their fuckity fucked up Operating Systems.

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
January 30, 2014 5:02 pm

@Bill: But at bing.com every day you get a new webpage with info about different places or creatures or info. Today are some totally cool wild cats hanging out in the snow in Germany and it they turn to look out of the computer at you. Once it was a discovery of blond lobsters in Indonesia.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
January 30, 2014 5:41 pm

Administrator says:

I don’t even know what RSS feed means.

Just moar proof that you are a boomer. Accept and embrace the truth and yall will be happier.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
January 30, 2014 6:35 pm

admin said:
If anything it will force me to produce more original content. ”

I’m glad you’re back in Googles good graces. I wish I could provide the income google is providing so we could just FUCK THEM but I can’t.

I think many of us were hoping you would not be forced to produce more original content. It’s not that we don’t want to see it but we’d hate for you to get burnt out and say fuck it. As I’ve said before, I’m in favor of fewer posts because I can’t keep up with everything that gets posted as it is.

Thanks for everything you do admin and thanks to avalon for letting you do what you do as well as for her help in keeping the monkey cage rolling. You two rock!
I_S

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
January 30, 2014 7:57 pm

Google’s fourth-quarter earnings rose 17 percent even though a long-running slump in its online ad prices deepened.

But Google’s average ad price during the fourth quarter fell 11 percent from the previous year. That was the steepest quarterly drop in 2013. It marked the ninth consecutive quarter that Google’s average ad rate, also known as “cost per click,” has fallen from the previous year.
Google Ad Price Drops and admin gets reinstated =)

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
January 30, 2014 7:59 pm

Avalon is so overjoyed she went to NYC for two days with her friend to go to the Colbert Report and go drinking at various bars throughout the city.

I get to make dinner and shuttle kids. -admin

I am so jealous of you Jim.

Really. 8^P

Llpoh
Llpoh
January 30, 2014 8:38 pm

I would have 20,000 except for all those times Admin/Stuck/SSS pissed me off and I stomped off in a huff for a couple weeks at a time.

But hey, 12,000 divided by what a thousand days or whatever isn’t totally incredible.

I can rack up a dozen posts in ten minutes telling buttslinger what a moron he is.

And see, I went through this entire post without using the word fuck even once!

Unless that one counts. Fuck me.