PICKIN PUTIN

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AWD
AWD
March 18, 2014 11:53 am

The mulatto imbecile embarrasses himself ever more and more on a daily basis, and our whole nation gets laughed at. The Israelis are calling us weak. China’s laughing their asses off, as are the rest of the world. Obama’s a little league pitcher in the world series. His ratings are bottoming again, and Putin’s are skyrocketing. An idiot’s idiot.

RUSSIA LAUGHS AT OBAMA ‘SANCTIONS’; CALLS HIM ‘PRANKSTER’…
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2014/03/russian-deputy-pm-laughs-at-obamas-sanctions/

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Tommy
Tommy
March 18, 2014 12:01 pm

@AWD….’an idiot’s idiot’…….BwaaaaHaaaaaaaaHaaaaaBwaaaaaaa! Love that.

AWD
AWD
March 18, 2014 12:18 pm

Crimean PM Thanks Obama – Promotes Him to Colonel

Crimean Prime Minister Sergey Aksyonov has rewarded former President Obama with a long overdue promotion to colonel. “We are going home. Crimea is in Russia,” Mr. Aksyonov said to the crowds of voters who were celebrating their victory in Lenin Square.

Also, in a recent tweet, Aksyonov acknowledged Colonel B. H. Obama’s unique role in Russia’s recent acquisition: “I wonder, after the successful campaign of handing over the Crimea, will Barack be promoted to a colonel?”

Colonel B. H. Obama (formerly US President)

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AWD
AWD
March 18, 2014 12:19 pm

The White House responds:

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AWD
AWD
March 18, 2014 12:20 pm

All praise Jeebus,

Obama’s birth certificate has finally been found!

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AWD
AWD
March 18, 2014 12:22 pm

Putin called Obama today, and thanked him, for his skyrocketing approval ratings…..he couldn’t have done it without dumbfuck Obama

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Nonanonymous
Nonanonymous
March 18, 2014 1:03 pm

Angry, too funny!

efarmer
efarmer
March 18, 2014 1:18 pm

Nothing is as it seems. I think this is all going according to plan.

EF

Steve Hogan
Steve Hogan
March 18, 2014 3:15 pm

Can President Teleprompter really be this stupid? Enquiring minds want to know!

AWD
AWD
March 18, 2014 3:57 pm

Putin’s driving a tank, Obama’s riding a tricycle

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underfire
underfire
March 18, 2014 4:13 pm

You guys are being too hard on Barry. Everyone knows the O wasn’t voted in for his foreign policy skills, intelligence, or intestinal fortitude. He was voted into office because he was perceived as doing good things for the fsa. At that he has excelled.

MuckAbout
MuckAbout
March 18, 2014 4:19 pm

@efarmer: I just knew a resident cynic would pop up!

However, I find it hard to argue that without a plan to fuck things up, how could things be so far out of line in so many places by accident?

MA

Stucky
Stucky
March 18, 2014 4:22 pm

Putin at work.

“Russia’s macho President Vladimir Putin today watched as the country put on a spectacular show of military might, the biggest since the days of the old Soviet regime, involving 160,000 troops and 5,000 tanks across Siberia and the far eastern region.”
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HNIC Oreo at work
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card802
card802
March 18, 2014 4:31 pm

After reading the story on the news yesterday about Russia turning America into a pile of radioactive ash, and today “If you push a spring too hard at some point it will spring back,” Putin said, addressing the West. “You always need to remember this.” that also made me wonder what kind of game is being played here.

I wonder if America is ready for another war over a election?

underfire
underfire
March 18, 2014 8:27 pm

I wonder if Obama has gotten the message yet. Just STFU, do not engage Putin, (or anything else for that matter), take the next two years off, whatever, just DON’T DO ANYTHING!!!

Big Bad Barry
Big Bad Barry
March 18, 2014 9:51 pm

OK, you’re all having your fun.
When I’m ready, and that will be soon, I’ll have my turn.

Some of you fellows have spent too much time looking at young ladies online – and that’s just the tepid tip of your interests. Guess who you don’t want us to tell and who we could tell about how you spend your porn time. Maybe you should tell the Mrs. or Mr. Boss before we knock on a door or two and reveal your secrets in more detail than you’re probably willing to admit.

Any of your interests criminal? Don’t be so sure they aren’t, especially if you don’t know every phase and note of the United States Code.Thanks to your tax dollars and our printing presses, we’ve hired thousands of agents in the last couple of years. They get incentive pay for making cases. Yours could be one of them.

Have your taxes been accurate for the last decade. There are more IRS investigators than ever. We’ve got more than enough snoops to pressure conservative organizations and you too. How many audits could you endure?

So why don’t you take a tip from your mother and be nice to people. Read Dale Carnegie as well. Remember that those who are cheerful and friendly usually get along well. Remember too that those who bait bears usually get bitten badly.

So how about it? You computer crawlers go back into your burrows and I’ll tell my battalions to stay off your backs.