SSS at TBP3 smashes everyone on the NCAA March Madness tournament with 780 points. Whoosh. Ran the table. Game over.
SSS at TBP and SSS at TBP2 crushes Admin’s two-entry sorry ass with 550 points. That feeble MFer couldn’t hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle. Heh.
The CIA agent who “jumped” off the roof of his building this week knew the true story about SSS’ TBP NCAA tournament submission. Was it fraud? We’ll never know.
SSS speaks with forked tongue. One of his picks finished at #27 … or, on par with a retarded monkey.
Also, for the 9th consecutive year, I finished in front of Admin.
FINAL STANDINGS
Rank – Name ——————————— Total points
1 ——- Peaceout———————————740
2 ——-3294Bob—————–=—————730
3* —–blubbytubby——————————-690
3* —–Isabela Zygairzygas——————–690
3* —–Mrs Peaceout—————————-690
6 ——URHomo———————==———-670
7 ——johnob39———————————–660
8 ——49th Paralle——————————-650
9 ——3294Bob———————————–630
10* —Nonanonymous 1————————620
10* —chriscwong——————————–620
12* —Stucky1————————————600
12* —myersb68———————————-600
12* —LBish2————————————–600
12* —vandalbill53 ——————————600
16* —BocaBehemoths————————590
16* —SSSatTBP 4 —————————–590
18 —-Granvilledad——————————580
19* —584Jonathan —————————–570
19* —3294Bob———————————–570
21 —–584Jonathan—————————–560
22 —–JimQ203———————————-550
23 —–vandalbill53——————————540
24* —MickeyMonkey59———————–530
24* —Frozen stocker—————————530
26 —-Sonic—————————————-520
27* —BTTransportation————————510
27* —SSSatTBP 2——————————510
29 —–584Jonathan—————————–490
30 —–Rob in Nova Scotia——————–440
31 —–vandalbill53——————————-430
32 —–ERISAjunkie——————————410
33 —–Rob35446———————————320
If I had picked multiple pools I would have kicked all your asses.
In retrospect having St Joe beating Connecticut in the 1st round may have been a slight miscalculation.
Yeeees, lucked out on finishing first this year when not one of us brain surgeons picked a team in the final. Lots of great basketball along the way made it a fun tourney as it always does. Hats off to Stucky for organizing it.
Peaceout wins the grand prize. He gets to work at Llpoh’s factory for one week and to be SSS’s caddy for another week. Don’t be late or get sick during your week with Llpoh. He’ll fire your ass. I hope you don’t mind venturing into cacti to try and find SSS’ pulled tee shots.
Connecticut needed overtime to beat St Joe. It was a helluva good call.
PeaceOut, thanks. And, CONGRATS!!!!
Bullshit. Here’s a copy and paste, straight from the ESPN website. I win. Yeah, I did tank with one series of picks (SSSatTBP 2), but the other three destroyed Admin and one topped the field. Sorry, PeaceOut. Better luck next year. What’s my prize, Admin?
SSSatTBP 1 In ProgressLive Scoring The Burning Platform 580
SSSatTBP 2 In ProgressLive Scoring TheBurningPlatform 510
SSSatTBP 3 In ProgressLive Scoring The Burning Platform 780
SSSatTBP 4 In ProgressLive Scoring TheBurningPlatform 590
So Solly SSS
I checked the rules of the TBP NCAA pool and it unequivocally states that submitting four entries is illegal and anyone who does so will only have their lowest scoring entry as an official score. Therefore, I kicked your old scrawny ass. Better luck next time spook.
Admin
Garbage. The rules say that you can submit three picks. They say nothing about illegality or counting only the lowest score. You made that shit up and ought to be ashamed of yourself. It is beyond me how you manage to look at yourself in the mirror every day and not be overwhelmed with remorse.
So let’s go with the three picks max rule. That means that my fourth entry doesn’t count. Pick number three was 780 points. I win.
Now, I want my prize, and I want it now. I spent months training for this contest. Four hours a day at the gym and running a half-marathon every other day. I will not be cheated out of my hard-earned winnings.
SSS
You get to spend a week in Hardscrabble Farmer’s barn making maple syrup. Now get in your car and start driving east north-east. It’s only 25 degrees today. Spring is in the air.
At last, justice from Admin. And the sweet taste of victory. Stuff it, Stucky.
Basketball is for pussies ,I would rather watch the duck dynasty.Losers
SSS is full of shit.
The Final Rankings I copied above are directly from the espn page. Here is the link;
http://games.espn.go.com/tournament-challenge-bracket/2014/en/group?groupID=430261
SSS’s best placement is 16th.
The TBP Group was ranked at 29,549. You people are a fuckin’ embarrassment.
Obama should get SSS to promote Obamacare. He’s reality challenged.
Stucky
Are you hard of seeing? Let me post my scores again. Focus on SSSatTBP 3. It’s a 7 followed by an 8 followed by a 0.
SSSatTBP 1 In ProgressLive Scoring The Burning Platform 580
SSSatTBP 2 In ProgressLive Scoring TheBurningPlatform 510
SSSatTBP 3 In ProgressLive Scoring The Burning Platform 780
SSSatTBP 4 In ProgressLive Scoring TheBurningPlatform 590
I don’t give a shit what’s on the final rankings page. Somehow it left out my 3rd entry, but posted my 4th, which wouldn’t have counted anyway under the 3 entries max. Prove me wrong. Until you can, you’re just going to live with the fact that I won. Either that or you’ll have to go off in a corner somewhere and start sucking your thumb.
congratulations to peaceout! but wow, look at blubbytubby with a strong finish at 3rd. he even bulldozed SSS and his 6 and 1/2 entries, which magically materialized after the fact from his langley originated computer. blubbytubby hasn’t watched a bee-ball game in 20 years and just guessed using a complex system of bee-ball derivatives and a unevenly weighted basket of asian currencies. is he a genius? i think the answer is plain even to a chipmunk.
(in any case, he prefers the much more manly sport of ice hockey.)
Stucky says:
The Final Rankings I copied above are directly from the espn page. Here is the link;
http://games.espn.go.com/tournament-challenge-bracket/2014/en/group?groupID=430261
The TBP Group was ranked at 29,549. You people are a fuckin’ embarrassment
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LMAO!
SSS
I have scoured ESPN’s TBP Tourney entry with a fine tooth comb. You have TWO entries!!! They are SSSatTBP 2 and SSSatTBP 4.
It wouldn’t allow more than three entries, so your supposed 4th entry is BULLSHIT. Your first entry is also bullshit …. because you did NOT make three entries!! You PURPOSELY mis-numbered your choices so that you pull the very bullshit you are claiming —- “Hey, somebody deleted my entry!!!” You ain’t fooling nobody … least of all ME.
I am Da Judge. I am da Tourney Admin. My rulings are final and irreversible. You finished 16th and 27th. Cry me a river. Better luck next year, chump.
SSS
Oh. One more thing. One more word out of you, and you will be BANNED next year.
I have a long memory, so don’t fuck wif me.
I can’t follow this shit at all. How in the hell is Triple S clamping he won? Peace out clearly is #1.
“SSS …. Oh. One more thing. One more word out of you, and you will be BANNED next year.
I have a long memory, so don’t fuck wif me.”
Good grief. Censorship rears its ugly head.
Look, people. I just spent the whole afternoon doing charity work for battered women and the homeless. The program is called “Starting Over” and is sponsored by the Assistance League of Tucson. My wife and I went to the League’s warehouse and filled orders from several shelters in Tucson for people who are about to leave the shelter and need help in, well, starting over. We collected (all new) boxes of pots and pans, dishes, tableware, toiletries, blankets, sheets, pillows and pillow cases, towels, washcloths, laundry detergent, and a variety of kitchen utensils. We got it all together and marked it for specific men and women who have fallen on hard times and need help in putting their lives back together. We got about 24 orders completed and ready for delivery.
After stopping off for a bite to eat on the way home, this is what greets me. All I know, Stucky, is that when I sign in to the ESPN March Madness link, my personal status page pops up with an update on my entries. I copied and pasted it TWICE above. I don’t know what the hell happened with that TBP list on entries, but those lists aren’t always accurate, and you know it. Computer glitches and all that.
You really need to stop and ask yourself, “Who do you trust? The ESPN list or me?”
Stucky
Oh, one more thing. I know you feel poorly after reading my 11:32 post above, so I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse.
As every baseball fan knows, in 1961, after Roger Maris broke Babe Ruth’s 60-home run record by hitting 61 home runs, TPTP decided to put an asterisk (*) after Maris’ record. The reason? Maris played in a season of a total of 162 games, while Ruth played when the season was 154 games. Thus, the reasoning went that Maris had 8 more games to hit his 61 homers and got an * for his feat. (Factoid: I saw Maris hit number 59 against the Orioles. If it weren’t for a 20 mph wind coming straight out of right field, it would also have been number 60 for a Maris fly ball caught on the warning track in the 9th inning.)
Anyway, here’s the offer. If you’d like to put an * by my name as this year’s co-winner alongside PeaceOut, that would be fine by me. I think it would be the only fair and decent thing to do.
Peaceout is sitting on a lanai in Hawaii with mrs Peaceout reveling in his victory wilst watching the sun dip into the deep blue of the Pacific Ocean with the umpteenth Mai tai in hand, he takes a peek at the TBP and notices activity on the I WIN thread and checks it out. Lmfao and thanks to Stucky and Admin for keeping SSS plumbed up. Christ SSS why stop at only 4 entries? Hell, a couple of more entries and you could have claimed you won first, second and third. For the record Peaceout and the always bitter Mrs. Peaceout submitted one entry each, straight up with no bullshit. Mahalo! My ice is melting.
PeaceOut
Enjoy your vacation, but I suspect you are suffering from a “My Tai Fog.” Did you read the entire thread?
Admin has graciously awarded me a vacation to Hard Scrabble Farmer’s barn for processing maple syrup. An adventure not to be missed, so he has conceded my victory. He’s out of the process.
Which leaves Stucky, to whom I’ve offered a generous compromise. We need to let Stucky research this further and trust his ability to verify with ESPN what I’ve said above. I’ve known Stucky for years and am confident he can sort this out to your and my satisfaction.