Last Tuesday I finished cleaning the deck, and then re-stained it. It was around 2PM and Ms Freud just finished with a client. I didn’t feel like making lunch, and neither did she.
I have mentioned previously that my two favorite fast food joints were Taco Bell and Wendy’s. I haven’t been to a Taco Bell since several people nationwide became ill … and one of the stores they closed was in the very town I grew up in, and where my parents still live. Fuck Taco Bell. Ms. Freud has never been inside a Wendy’s, and it’s been a few years since I’ve been. We both had the same exact small breakfast … something called “ho cake”, really, it’s a corn-meal pancake concoction along with a grapefruit, and I was hungry as hell. So, I said, “What the fuck, let’s be decadent and get a Triple Baconator”, which I did … she wimped out and only got the single.
The store is on the corner of South Avenue and Terril Road in Plainfield, NJ. Avoid it as if your life depended on it. The highly skilled tradesmen working there are all Darkies. The cashier is a young man, early 20’s, and very heavily tattooed like those NBA basketball players …. he even has “NIGGAZ” in large blue block font tatted on his neck …. I guess to inform us all of something he thinks we might not already know. I don’t know why …. maybe to “be nice” or make small talk … I blurted out “Nice tats there, man.” He just stared at me. It must have ruined his day that some old white fucker said that. I could just see the wheels turning in his head repeating Wendy’s Rulebook Rule #1; “Do no beat the shit out of White People even if they deserve it.” Anyway, I smiled and ordered. Ms Freud’s order appeared in about 1 minute, while mine took a full five minutes. That little fact may, or may not be, important to the story.
I noticed trouble around 4PM, two hours after eating this gourmet meal. My stomach started to ache. By 9PM, I was doubled over in pain. I’ve had plenty of food poisoning episodes in my life – we all have – as it’s pretty hard to avoid forever, but this one was turning into the Grand Doozy of them all. By midnight I was almost crying it hurt so bad.
Ms Freud was freaking out and demanding that I go to the Emergency Room. No can do! I’ve been blessed with great health for 61 years now. My White Celled Warriors have performed admirably up until now and there’s no reason to give up on them in my hour of greatest need. I don’t need no Foreign Army (anti-biotics) injected into me and fucking up a well oiled machine … or some doctor probing my asshole (another well oiled machine), or trying to get me to vomit, or whatever the fuck else they can guess at to make me feel better … and then charging me a thousand bucks or more for their service. Fuckit, what’s a little pain?!
Besides, I wasn’t even sure I had food poisoning. Ms. Freud was googling like crazy and informed me that food poisoning is almost always accompanied by either vomiting and/or diarrhea. I had neither symptom throughout. In fact, I couldn’t shit at all. So, around midnight she drove to a 24-hour pharmacy, and the pharmacist prescribed this 12 oz. blue bottle of power, Milk of Magnesia. A couple of capfuls and “he’ll be good to go”, he said. He lied. Ten hours later and pretty much draining the entire bottle is what it took. The out-come was horrific. My poo was almost black as coal, hard as a rock …. sorry about that info …. really, it looked like I was shitting coal. Not to mention that my pee was the color of dark rust. Well ….. this just FREAKED ME THE FUCK OUT!! I mean, what the hell is going on inside of me to produce this, well, shit?? Not to mention the other freaking-me-the-fuck -out symptoms over the next couple days; some difficulty swallowing, a fever that alternately left me either sweating or shivering all in the same hour, headaches. And the pain. Oh, Lord, the agony! I couldn’t even lightly touch my now bloated stomach without it hurting a lot. I do know people actually die from food poisoning, and I laid there thinking, “How fucking weird if it ended this way!!”. But, fuckmedead, I ain’t goin’ without a fight.
Time to call in reinforcements for the White Celled Warriors.
Playing “doctor” I decided that there’s some nasty new shit organism living inside my body that needs to be killed. Brilliant, no? So, I decided to mega-load up on foods that I know kill pathogens, bacteria, etc.
Whole Lemons including the peel incite the liver to produce more enzymes than any other food … I ate so many my wee-wee stared to burn when I peed. Crushed fresh garlic …. I ate so many my underarms smelled like garlic pasta. Vinegar and raw honey drink …. I drank so much I smelled like a tossed salad. Magnesium oil draws out toxins …. I put so much on my stomach that when Ms Freud leaned over to kiss me good-night she slid right off and fell to the floor. Raw yogurt by the gallons to get good PRO-biotic organisms back in my gut. Bananas. For the first 4-5 months of my life I was in a constant state of diarrhea so much so that the fake-doctors in the refugee camp thought I would die … but, somehow my mom discovered that bananas and dried bread were the ONLY food that I could keep down. So, whenever I get sick, I load the fuck up on bananas like crazy just out of respect (and , superstition) for their once Great And Honorable Service. Lastly, Jooish penicillin, aka, chicken broth … home made from organic whole chickens, not that store bought salty shit …. boiled chicken; the fat, skin, bones, cartilage, meat … I’m telling you, there’s some magical awesomely good ju-ju going on with that.
Lemons, garlic, vinegar, honey, yoghurt, bananas, and chicken broth. That’s been pretty much my diet for the past week. And, I’m back, baby!! Not 100% yet, but close. I have no friggen idea if that “diet” helped, or not, although I believe it did. Then again, my illness may have run its course by simply doing nothing … not an option for me … but, one never knows. I do know this; something very bad was causing havoc in my body, and now it’s not. My White Celled Warriors are now forever equipped with Anti-Wendy’s Slime Meat Fighting Skillz. They say, “what doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger”. I am almost tempted to get “CRACKA” tattooed on my neck, go back to that same Wendy’s, and say; “OK Niggaz, gimme a triple-baconator and your best shot wif whatever-the-fuck-else you got!”.
Ms Freud said to me, “You certainly have an interesting life.” Fuckmedead … isn’t that some ancient Chinese curse? Just what I need, another interesting story. I already have plenty. I could write a book, and offer a Stucky Reality Tour. I don’t want an interesting life. I WANT A BORING FUCKING LIFE!! Got that, God?? Boring!!!! Just leave me the fuck alone with these trials and tribulations.
On the other hand, it did give me something new to write about. I feel like I’ve just about shot my wad here. Is there any opinion that I could give that would surprise anyone? Hardly. You all know me about as well as I know myself. You guys know minutia such as my favorite basketball team (IU !!), and now you even know that I occasionally shit coal. What’s left? I have precious little new info. I re-read my posts before hitting ‘enter’, and they bore me. I’m just a clown, and not even my jokes are funny anymore. Not to me. Anyways.
I did miss posting here though.
Write a 25 page analysis of CNN …….. get 20+ responses over 3 days.
Talk about my shit …….. get 40+ responses in one hour.
I love this place. – El Stucko
You needed 25 pages to analyze CNN?
Here: “CNN is comprised of a bunch of agitating communist media whores who slob Obongo’s knob every chance they get.”
See how easy that was?
And your shit is much more interesting than CNN any day.
AWD,
I got food poisoning in central america back a couple 20 years ago or so… ever since then, I have been a MANIAC about cleanliness… wash my hands twice after going doody and then Germ-X after that…
Me gettin sick ain’t because I got skid marks in my Underoos…
Billy
You don’t get dissentery from your own feces (you can’t infect yourself). You get it from other people’s feces, people who don’t wash their hands. You and Stuck are lucky to be alive. They have these people nowadays, called “doctors”, They have medicine, so you don’t have to suffer or die. Maybe you’ve heard of them.
This instructional photo was phased out of ghetto schools some years back (notice the hands).
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Brother Billy
About 3/4 of that was a list of every story and commercial over a 12 hour period. Basically there were 6 unique stories …. for the entire day …. and 444 commercials. Really. I also estimated there is NO MORE than 8-9 minutes of actual news per hour. It was a fun thing to do while TBP was down, and folks seemed to like the report. Since then, I have not been able to watch CNN for more than a couple minutes at a time, so that’s good.
Yeah, it’s really weird that you also got infected by those motherfuckers. What a strange coincidence on one hand, and not so much on the other.
It’s also weird that I got hit, and Ms Freud did not.
It’s also weird that it’s been literally YEARS (4 or more) since I’ve been to Wendy’s, and the day I go I pick one with contaminated meat.
It’s also weird that you know all about “durchfall”. LMAO!
@ Brother Stucky,
Since I hadn’t been around TBP in awhile, I didn’t know you actually suffered through 12 hours of those douchebags droning on about how great Obongo’s dick tastes… you have my condolances..
“It’s also weird that you know all about “durchfall”. LMAO!”
Well yeah, duh… The Missus is a Swabian. Southern German. Born and Bred. We speak German around the house half the time… her twin sister lives south of us near Negro Ground Zero (Atlanta), so having them both here is like having a wife in stereo…
@ AWD
According to my exhaustive and time consuming web search with lasted all of 10 minutes, there IS no cure for E. Coli food poisoning. No magical “medicine” to make it “go away”. Just gotta tough it out, drink lots of fluids and watch your nutrition… which is what I did. It’s only really life threatening to the elderly and the very young… if I went to the doc or the hospital, all I would be is equally miserable and a couple grand lighter for the hospital stay…
“However, the shit probably didn’t come from the folks behind the counter, it probably came from…cows.” ———– Eddie
You are probably correct. But, one never knows. I could be correct.
Tat Boy did not just stare at me regarding my benign comment about his tats. He glared. After he got the money I am the one who said “thank you”, and he responded with silence. I would bet my last dime that Tat Boy can’t stand whites. Guaranteed.
“Darky” ain’t rayciss. It’s a statement of fact …. much more so than the politically correct ‘African-American’, which he ain’t.
Billy
I will NEVER eat there again. Ever. I made the same promise to myself regarding Taco Bell, and have kept it.
What about you? Will you go back? (Just curious.)
Stephanie is probably right about eating out at restaurants. Ms Freud came home about half an hour ago. Told her I didn’t feel like going to Famous Dave’s. We had some salmon in the freezer, now baking in the oven.
I kinda feel like a scaredy cat pussy. I’m sure I’ll go out again to eat again …. a local mom and pop joint, not a chain food joint, But, not for a while.
Bacon almost kills Stucky, fucking commie.
Americans bleed bacon bitch.
Stucky, glad you pulled through…let us know if you went to Famous Dave’s and if you liked it. (I happened to make my own ribs today and they were great!). We have a couple of Famous Dave’s here in Northern Virginia and I’ve dined there several times. They aren’t a “fast food” chain, but do have franchises in many cities.
Stucky, you should send this post in the form of a letter to Wendy’s. At the least they’ll send you a coupon for a triple baconater.
Stuck – you are 61 years old, and either dumb as a doorknob or as stubborn as a mule, or both.
You walk into a fast food joint (that in itself means you are not the smartest fucking twig on the tree) and proceed to fuck with the server – a young black male with Niggaz tattoed on his throat signifying, imho – wait for it – that he hates whitey. I mean why would you fuck with that guy?
We ALL know that young black men are the most dangerous of all humanoids, bar none. They are even more likely to fuck you over than OBL was. I mean, those humanoids look for reasons to fuck you over. But you, Einstein that you are, chose to prod the young black male with a fucking stick.
I doubt very much you got poisoned because he failed to wash his hands. Hell no. This young humanoid fucked you over with intent.
I suspect he and his crew took a very sizable dump and then used it like mayo on your burger. Yum yum.
But I doubt you have learned a lesson. You said ” I am almost tempted to get “CRACKA” tattooed on my neck, go back to that same Wendy’s, and say; “OK Niggaz, gimme a triple-baconator and your best shot wif whatever-the-fuck-else you got!”.
There you have it – you antagonize a likely feral animal, and yet you are tempted to do it again, even tho doing it the first time almost got you killed. You must be missing the survival instinct gene.
But I am glad you are ok. Next time you go missing, we will just assume you fucked with the wrong person again.
BTW – I remember you fucked with a cop and got away with it – I warned you about fucking with folks like that, but will you listen? N-o-o-o-o-o.
I am amazed you have survived this long. Quit while you are ahead.
Stucky, you should send this post in the form of a letter to Wendy’s. At the least they’ll send you a coupon for a triple baconater. -Z
Talk about adding insult to injury…
Confirmation of what we all knew. Stuckey was full of shit.
Welcome back, hope for the best for you.
I bet that bacon saw every commode, floor, drain, Laqueshas panties and urinal cake in that Wendy’s
Stuck they should put you on that Stan Lees Superhuman Show.
E. Coli, Shigella etc. “No magical “medicine” to make it “go away”
Incorrect. Cipro and Bactrim are the antibiotics of choice. They kill it off in a matter of hours, before the bacteria become invasive and chew through your colon. Cipro also is the drug of choice for anthrax. I have a stockpile of both, and bottles of other broad-spectrum antibiotics. Good preps to have. After the FSA goes berserk and cleans out the pharmacies, there won’t be any medicine, and not much need for doctors. 700,000 people die from Shigellosis a year. Just sayin.
Damn, this is a fun site.
I spent the past 14 hours stringing high tensile wire around a field by myself today. Black flies, crimpers, 12.5 wire under pressure.
There’s some rain expected tomorrow so I had to finish up the job and I decided to forgo eating the homemade chicken pot pie my wife had packed for me and stayed on it until it was done.
I was starving when I finally came in and after a quick shower my wife handed me a bowl of homemade pasta with out sweet Italian sausage and some parmesan cheese she had grated (she made that too, about a year ago).
Aside from the salt and the ground pepper everything in the meal was from our farm.
I excused myself with the meal and a glass of wine (the kids ate hours ago and are already getting ready for bed, so I didn’t enjoy their company at the table) and decided to see what was happening at TBP.
I’m glad I eat at home.
Hope you feel better Stucky.
As a late and very small aside, I have met the original Famous Dave several times in his place on Round Lake in Hayward, Wisconsin. The restaurant chain dumped his ass kus he is kind of a duffus. Made their money off him and cast him aside.
Whatever.
EF
Burger worker may have exposed thousands to hepatitis
SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — Health officials worry that as many as 5,000 people could have been exposed to hepatitis A at a Red Robin restaurant here after a worker was diagnosed with the virus.
Springfield-Greene County Health Department officials received a report Tuesday about the illness, which can affect the liver, and worked with state and federal officials to get enough vaccine shipped so people who went to the restaurant May 8 to 16 can be immunized.
The goal is to get as many customers vaccinated within 14 days of their possible exposure, officials said Wednesday. Otherwise, the shot won’t work, so they’ve set up clinics through the Memorial Day holiday weekend.
“Upon being informed of the incident, the Springfield Red Robin took all safety measures to ensure the well being of our guests and team members including arranging the inoculation of all Springfield team members with the immune globulin prophylaxis shot,” Red Robin Gourmet Burgers (RRGB) officials said in a statement.
The restaurant now is considered safe, health department officials said. The city of Springfield, in southwest Missouri, has about 160,000 residents.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/05/21/hepatitis-a-exposure/9392415/
Stucky: You should have saved that black shit for the Mount Rushmore carving of Obama
Oh my Stuck, I’m so glad you are better.
While stockpiling antibiotics maybe fine for a doctor, I’d bet it would land the rest of us in jail.
I’ve mentioned it before, but this seems to be a good time to say it again, please for the sake of life look into acidified sodium chlorite, formally known as MMS. Discovered by Jim Humble.
It kills malaria, and nearly every other pathogen known to man, plus disinfects water, and can be used topically and orally.
Every antibiotic ever prescribed to me never killed off the strep my body carried, even after 37 years of prescriptions, and becoming allergic to many of them while trying.
Hugs Stuck, just hugs man.
OMG Stuck!!
Just got around to reading this, glad to hear you are better!!!
With the short time between ingestion and symptoms it sounds like the toxin was already in the food rather than being infected with a bug. That would also explain how you were able to ride this out without antibiotics and just with (most excellent) supportive care. The mayo is a common vehicle for toxins produced by Staphylococcus and Bacillus species. (I know this becuz me ole mum made me a sammich for a plane ride back in the day that had mayo on it past its due date and I explored the limits of an airplane
Stuck, I’m glad to see you and Billy back. You ought to listen to your inner pussycat or to LLPOH, whatever will convince you to let some stuff slide off your back.
I’m sure the Sexy Mulatta got Cipro when she got sick in Vegas. It was her birthday and I took her to Andre’s for that giant lobster they used to advertise on the bus benches. Andre’s is gone now.
She also used the hotel bathtub which I suspected was not all that clean. After we checked out, she began to feel sick. I had no idea where to take her but I circled around the back of the hotel and found an urgent care clinic on Harmon. She was acting kind of squirrely, she came back to the lobby to show me her urine sample, it was reddish purple.
I determined never to take her to eat a giant lobster again, it was a good 9 inches claw to claw, who the hell eats a 100$ lobster anyway?
Barfbag and toilet paper capacity!!!)
Next time, please please please go to the damn ER!!! You could have had E. coli O157:H7. Vibrio, cholera, dysentery, Gods knows what. That kind of stuff can kill you.
Get well. We missed you!!! Hugs!!
Hope@ZeroKelvin says: I know this becuz me ole mum made me a sammich for a plane ride back in the day that had mayo on it past its due date and I explored the limits of an airplane
This sounds like a level of hell…..
HZK, Mayo is pretty high acid. I suspect someone added some fecal matter to Stucky’s burger.
Gotta go get me some more of these:
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My doctor friend says he loves most all the nutritionists and health advisors except Linus Pauling (How to Live Longer and Feel Better) and Weston Price (Nutrition and Physical Degeneration.) Those two whack jobs, my friend says, have done more to undermine health care in this country than anything since the machine gun was invented. Fast food is good food, he says, because the government regulates it. My doctor friend’s prescription is that people should eat what they like, see their doctors four times a year, and take all their prescribed medications.
“TE says:
I’ve mentioned it before, but this seems to be a good time to say it again, please for the sake of life look into acidified sodium chlorite, formally known as MMS. Discovered by Jim Humble.”
Just did a quick search and didn’t turn up much that seemed to be useful (to me) information on this substance. Could you expand, and link to some more information please?
Stucky
Your delightfully humorous, detailed memoir of a near-death experience was educational for many of us, or at least for me (and AWD’s diagnosis and prognosis was enlightening). I have had food poisoning a number of times and never knew it could be so dangerous. So thank you both. And Stucky, I’m glad you’re well. I wish you a boring existence for the time being.
AWD
I am wondering if you would be willing to share with us a very basic selection of medications to keep on hand for the day the SHTF. You referred to your own stash. Could you enlighten us?
Stucky, didn’t anyone tell you to combine and prepare the ingredients, not to eat them whole one at a time? Yogurt? Wasted. Garlic? Wasted. Lemon? Wasted. Bananas? Wasted. Brew up the chikin soup for the opening dish. Save some chicken meat. Combine the garlic, lemon, chikin, and some pasta and make up a nice main dish. Due to your peculiar condition, replace traditional Ragu or whatever tomato sauce with the Milk of Amnesia. Why not combine the bananas with yogurt=Desert. and voila! You have a healthy dinner and your body gets what it needs, instead of you trying to treat for rickets and scurvy, vampires, and the common cold.
I hope you learned your lesson. If you had just eaten that shit instead of going to Wendy’s, you could have saved yourself some real trouble. At least you saved money on Colon Cleanse…
While serving as a useless government drone in a combat zone in El Salvador at the peak of its civil war, I contacted typhoid fever. As everyone is aware, drones constantly complain stuff like that really hurts. A lot. Drones are such lying pussies.
Thanks to a Salvadoran doctor trained at Johns Hopkins, I got better after my body was wasting away to Dachau-like proportions. But I still can’t get over the awful feeling that I was actually getting paid for doing nothing while being a useless drone in a war zone.
@whatever
Research Jim Humble and his Genesis Church, he has all his protocols there and some info on how he discovered MMS. You can buy his books online, which helps support his healing churches while learn a ton about how our government and big medicine work.
The man had to flee the country to avoid prosecution and formed the church to attempt to protect the things he learned.
I don’t like to talk about this much here, because the Federales have repeatedly targeted those that do.
All I know is that for the first time in my life I no longer contract strep throat, nor kidney infections, and before MMS they came back over and over and over again.
Not giving medical advice, just passing along information and praying that others research alternatives that may just save their lives if the world falls apart.
Oh yeah Stuck, forgot to mention iodine, colloidal silver and castor oil (topical only unless you really want a colon blow) too. Silver is incredibly healing for gut issues and does not kill off the good bacteria, just the bad guys. I made my own generator and now make it by the half gallon for the cost of a few hours of electricity, and the distilled water. Iodine naturally kills many pathogens too, Lugols formula is the only kind I take internally. Castor oil mixed with mag oil is the best topical pain relief I’ve ever found, especially when used with gentle heat.
These things have literally changed my life. I encourage everyone to research, and believe, that God, or nature if you prefer, knew what he/she/it was doing. I thank them everyday for allowing me to live in a time where the info is literally at our fingertips and on our couches.
T4C and TE
Thanks so much for the info about the Umcka products and MMS.
My own Achilles’ Heel is my respiratory system, an efficient barometer (excuse the mixed metaphor) of how run down I am . I ‘m generally very healthy, but I can bring on a nasty case of bronchitis with the unbeatable combination of stress, lack of sleep, and a poor diet. So Umcka needs to be in my arsenal.
I was unaware of MMS, but will start researching now.
Always learning on the Platform.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Mineral_Supplement
Basically bleach activated by citric acid.
Stuck, I once heard a kid who worked for me reminiscing on his former career in the burger slinging bizness. He was telling the other fellows that when a customer came in he knew and didn’t like, he would rub a booger on their hamburger.I’m guessing your niggazz was all out of boogers.
Having had the shit you describe of once, my greatest fear now is fast food.I never go anywhere near the stuff. Entertaining story. Thanks…. I think I’ll skip breakfast now..
This post is so funny I just had to comment. Sorry to hear about your dose of “Dünnschiss” Stuck. But I’m glad you got over it. One of the reasons I never eat fast food anymore.
As a famous German comedian is supposed to have said: McDonalds: mehr Scheisse rein, als raus! 🙂
stucky, glad you made it through the CNN torture session and your own private shitfest. i got food poisoning 5 or 6 years ago from a chicken sandwich on the maine turnpike. almost 2 weeks of sitting on the toilet. it ended in a feverish hallucination and shitting blood. i think i’ve had fast food twice since then.
Hey AWD,
Shoot me an email. You can get my email addy from Admin.
Some things I wish to discuss with you, if you have the time and you’re willing.
B
Wow, my silly little post actually turned into quite a helpful source of new info with the posts from T4C, TE, our docs HZK and AWD, and others. So much good stuff to consider and research. Thank you so very much.
If there is a next time, I probably will go to the ER …. you guys have sufficiently scared the shit out of me, pun intended. But, I am happy (and amazed) Billy and I were able to beat this in a “natural” way … dumb blind luck has served me well over the years.
Quick side note. I did in fact read TBP from time to time during this crisis …. the laptop propped up on my knees in bed … and I even made a handful of comments under Anonymous. Anyway, I’m reading various posts and I see we have this NEW poster that I like a lot, someone called TE. Only today in this thread when I read “hugs and kisses” did I realize that it’s our own beloved TeresaE! lol Hey, TE, what the hell???
Hey, I looked up Jim Humble and his MMS is debunked in several places as quackery.
The silver generators, which my brother swears by, have also been debunked. I know silver is popular for anti-bacterial applications-I even got it in my socks-but it is apparently bad for you internally. If I remember what I read correctly, it’s a heavy metal and it accumulates in your tissues until you reach a tipping point and turn blue. When you see a guy turn smurf-blue, it’s a bit of a wakeup call. Topical use might be one thing, but internal, I would be concerned.
BTW-Ferfal had a neat tip-black light. You can use a black light to kill germs in a wound. Just zap it for a couple minutes.
I stock up on meds at the dollar store. They sell Walgreens’ Wal-neric off brand copies at a fraction of big store prices. You can fill a shelf with baby hydration fluids, various pain relievers, bandaids, anti-fungals, anti-bacterials, anti-diarrheals, anti-constipationals, etc for very little money. Bandaids-you can never have too many. Even with some put aside, I find myself constantly needing them.
From what I’ve read, many of the expiration dates are irrelevant, except aspirin. Apparently, that’s one that can go toxic if it’s too old, but how old is too old? I bet every house in the nation has at least one half-used expired bottle of aspirin on the shelf in the bathroom and that’s the one everyone uses for their headaches and whatnot. We’re all still here.
After getting sliced up BAD on a jug of wine last year, I suggest providone, too. I had to get 8 stitches and they put my finger in a kidney bowl full of providone for 45 minutes before sewing me up. It stung like hell, but I never had any infection or leakage or anything from the wound.
I’ve read honey is a good treatment for a wound, and my spouse even got me a tube of New Zealand Wound Honey just for that purpose, but I read something recently that gave me pause in a book on wild foraging. Apparently, and I never heard this before, honey can have anthrax spores in it. While you can consume it safely-your stomach destroys them-honey applied to an injury could create a safe place for the anthrax to activate. I’ve never heard of that being a problem, but I rarely hear about people actually using honey. Now you know-And knowing is half the battle!
BTW-I’ve been getting into wild food foraging as a new hobby. It’s fascinating. I’m contemplating starting a blog on the subject. Yesterday, I found my first Common Plaintain growing alongside the nature trail behind my neighborhood. It’s a wild edible and easy to ID once you know what to look for. Common Plantain is also apparently a great healing plant. Chewed, the leaves can be applied to rashes and injuries. I heard Common Plaintain often grows near Poison Ivy, meaning the cure is often close to the illness.
Stucky,
Funny shit, like the Hobbeling hospital visit, except more graphic.
SSS says:
“While serving as a useless government drone in a combat zone in El Salvador at the peak of its civil war, I contacted typhoid fever. As everyone is aware, drones constantly complain stuff like that really hurts. A lot. Drones are such lying pussies.”
I never had typhoid fever but I had the vaccinations to safeguard against it which was a two injections a week apart and then six months later two more injections a week apart. It made my brothers and I sick as dogs for about 24 hours each time. That series really sucked. There were tons of other shots we had to get for living overseas but typhoid was the only one I recall getting sick from. The hepatitis shots made it feel like someone broke your damn arm! I do miss that nomadic lifestyle with all the cool people and incredible places we always visited.
@Stucky, you caught me. When I go through my divorce, my posts here will be found, then used against me to try and take my daughter. Subversive and Conspiracy Theorist equates to insane in this brave new world. Attempting to breakaway from the old forum name.
@KB, Wikipedia is not a fucking “source” for much of anything. If you don’t believe that the government edits those pages as much as the fat slob in his mom’s basement, well then, good luck to you.
Sodium CHLORITE is NOT Sodium CHLORIDE. They add bleach to our drinking water and somehow people believe that is good for us even though it displaces iodine in our thyroids and can bring on disease and according to some “experts,” cancer. Acidified sodium CHLORITE does no such thing, and most commercial bleach these days is actually sodium hypochlorite, NOT the same thing.
If you cannot take the time to learn the differences between these chemicals, please, please don’t EVER try to use them. That’s ok, there are just more and more diseases everyday that have mutated and no longer can be controlled by antibiotics. I’ll stick to the “quackery” that has actually cured what over 40 years of doctors and prescriptions only made worse.
Everything listed in the prepper comment is great, until the supply lines break down or your stash expires. Ingredients that can be found in nature, long-term (like years) stored, or grown, are the ones that will keep your family healthy and alive while everyone else tries to get those items.
The blue silver man did NOT consume “colloidal silver,” he made his own colloidal silver SALTS by adding epsom salt to his generator. He then drank up to a QUART a day for over 10 years before he started turning blue. He just felt that the relief of his symptoms was worth looking like a smurf. I don’t consume enough colloidal silver to worry, AND a medical school in Canada actually did studies and came up with the amounts needed to turn you silver (without the salt, I don’t do the salts) and it is massive. A few tablespoons here and there will never turn you blue.
Unbelievable that so many that see the government lie, cheat, steal and grow from corruption still take their word when it comes to our health.
Man, it feels so comforting to have broken away from that propaganda and bullshit.
Hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of people have experience CURES from this “quackery” with next to no “side” effects.
Millions and millions of others have decided the very terrible possible outcomes of pharmaceuticals (I mean really a drug for bad skin that can give you a deadly infection, or cancer, or sudden death? and you all are worried about using substances that fellow humans have utilized for centuries?
Love it, love it, love it. This whatever is why I don’t bring this stuff up much. It takes a HUGE awakening to realize everything that is bad about the military industrial complex, the financial industrial complex, the energy complex, is bad with the medical complex.
But no, most people are afraid to truly take their own health into their own hands and stop the insanity.
Doctors drugs were KILLING me, and I would be 200 pounds, sick, and maybe even dead if I would have continued down their path.
All I know is that I will be able to keep my family healthy, my water disinfected, and it will last for years and years and years and years and years. The most important thing in my bug out bag is MMS, it has saved my kidneys, maybe my life before, I’m sure in a TEOTWAWKI scenario, it will do me more good than penicillin, cipro or something else that could kill me as easily as it could cure something. In my own experience, easier as I’m now allergic to them all.
Wikipedia, how sweet.
-ps there is recent evidence of the World Health Organization using MMS to treat malaria, but they refuse to acknowledge it and continue to support the rich and the big pharma by covering up a substance that kills nearly all pathogens for literally a couple of cents (or less) a dose. It truly is all about the money and corruption.
@KB, Wikipedia is not a fucking “source” for much of anything. If you don’t believe that the government edits those pages as much as the fat slob in his mom’s basement, well then, good luck to you.
Sodium CHLORITE is NOT Sodium CHLORIDE. They add bleach to our drinking water and somehow people believe that is good for us even though it displaces iodine in our thyroids and can bring on disease and according to some “experts,” cancer. Acidified sodium CHLORITE does no such thing, and most commercial bleach these days is actually sodium hypochlorite, NOT the same thing.
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And it, sodium chlorite, is why toothpaste it toxic. It is also found in pesticides and herbicides. Why would I want that?
The creep