Asked by a street reporter whether a gay president or a female president will take office first, Rivers replied, “We already have it with Obama.”
“You know Michelle is a tr*nny,” she went on. “A transgender. We all know.”
bb
September 4, 2014 8:20 pm
She was tough but funny.
TC
September 4, 2014 8:48 pm
Yep, she got Breitbarted for speaking truth about the O’s.
Maggie
September 4, 2014 8:54 pm
Can we talk? Loved her ability to reach out and connect with her audience. Dunno much about her philosophy, but didn’t need to… she was one of the first and best female funny ladies.
Stucky
September 4, 2014 9:30 pm
I read her latest book, “I hate everyone”, while sipping tea at Barnes & Noble. It was embarrassing. Me, a grown man, sitting alone, and literally laughing out loud from time to time. I probably looked like some pervert.
If your library carries it, check it out. You WON’T be disappointed.
R.I.P. Joan. You made me laugh.
timmy
September 4, 2014 11:00 pm
It was painful to watch that standard cnn silicone boobied , thigh-fat lip injected bimbo tying to trash the legend Joan Rivers.
gbyerley
September 5, 2014 3:13 am
Can’t remember the title of book my mother gave me way back in 1974, authored by Joan Rivers, but do remember something along the lines of;
Giving birth is painful. Joan said she screamed, and screamed and screamed. And that was just during conception.
IndenturedServant
September 5, 2014 3:35 am
I’m not particularly enamored with the Hollywood set. For the majority of her time in the spotlight I either had no TV or didn’t watch TV. I don’t know enough about her comedy to have an opinion but I liked her attitude. Her comments about the Obama’s warmed my cold heart.
This will sound shallow as hell but what the hell do women (and men) like her do to themselves to end up looking so……..I don’t know what you’d call it except…..freakish? It’s like one day you see them and they look human and next time you see them they’re almost alien. I assume they are doing something in an attempt to look young however youth does not come to mind upon seeing the “after” version but freight trains and dirt roads sure do. I assume someone is being highly paid to do this to them but who the fuck convinces them it looks good or is a good idea? I could understand if a chimp ripped their face and they had to use their ass cheeks to build them a new face but………damn!
“My vagina is like Newark [New Jersey]. Men know it’s there, but they don’t want to visit.” David Letterman, January 2011.
“The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.” The New York Times, December 2008 about her daughter
“I try to be as nice to her as I possibly can, because one day I may need part of her liver.” David Letterman, January 2011.
“Til I was 9, my mother was still trying to get an abortion. That stuff sticks with you.” NPR, June 2012.
Stucky
September 5, 2014 6:39 am
I wish I had a twin so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.
I hate housework. You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later, you have to start all over again.
My breasts are so low, now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.
Princess Diana and the Queen are driving down the lane when their car is forced off the road by masked thieves. “Out of the car and hand over your jewels.” After the thieves rob them and steal their car, Diana begins to put her earrings, necklace, and rings back on. “Wherever did you hide those,” demanded the Queen. “Where do you think?” asked Diana. “Pity Margaret wasn’t here,” said the Queen. “We could have saved the Bentley.”
I was born in 1962 … and the room next to me was 1963.
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
Want to know why women don’t blink during foreplay? Not enough time.
Stucky
September 5, 2014 7:13 am
My parents hated me, OK? All I ever heard was, “Why can’t you be like your cousin Sheila?”. “Why can’t you be like your cousin Sheila?” Sheila died at birth.
My first sexual experience was a rape. All right? Are you happy now? A rape! Luckily, he didn’t press charges.
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TE
September 5, 2014 7:16 pm
RIP Joan, you’ve made me laugh, made me cringe, and made me think.
Asked by a street reporter whether a gay president or a female president will take office first, Rivers replied, “We already have it with Obama.”
“You know Michelle is a tr*nny,” she went on. “A transgender. We all know.”
She was tough but funny.
Yep, she got Breitbarted for speaking truth about the O’s.
Can we talk? Loved her ability to reach out and connect with her audience. Dunno much about her philosophy, but didn’t need to… she was one of the first and best female funny ladies.
I read her latest book, “I hate everyone”, while sipping tea at Barnes & Noble. It was embarrassing. Me, a grown man, sitting alone, and literally laughing out loud from time to time. I probably looked like some pervert.
If your library carries it, check it out. You WON’T be disappointed.
R.I.P. Joan. You made me laugh.
It was painful to watch that standard cnn silicone boobied , thigh-fat lip injected bimbo tying to trash the legend Joan Rivers.
Can’t remember the title of book my mother gave me way back in 1974, authored by Joan Rivers, but do remember something along the lines of;
Giving birth is painful. Joan said she screamed, and screamed and screamed. And that was just during conception.
I’m not particularly enamored with the Hollywood set. For the majority of her time in the spotlight I either had no TV or didn’t watch TV. I don’t know enough about her comedy to have an opinion but I liked her attitude. Her comments about the Obama’s warmed my cold heart.
This will sound shallow as hell but what the hell do women (and men) like her do to themselves to end up looking so……..I don’t know what you’d call it except…..freakish? It’s like one day you see them and they look human and next time you see them they’re almost alien. I assume they are doing something in an attempt to look young however youth does not come to mind upon seeing the “after” version but freight trains and dirt roads sure do. I assume someone is being highly paid to do this to them but who the fuck convinces them it looks good or is a good idea? I could understand if a chimp ripped their face and they had to use their ass cheeks to build them a new face but………damn!
WTF?
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“My vagina is like Newark [New Jersey]. Men know it’s there, but they don’t want to visit.” David Letterman, January 2011.
“The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.” The New York Times, December 2008 about her daughter
“I try to be as nice to her as I possibly can, because one day I may need part of her liver.” David Letterman, January 2011.
“Til I was 9, my mother was still trying to get an abortion. That stuff sticks with you.” NPR, June 2012.
I wish I had a twin so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.
I hate housework. You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later, you have to start all over again.
My breasts are so low, now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.
Princess Diana and the Queen are driving down the lane when their car is forced off the road by masked thieves. “Out of the car and hand over your jewels.” After the thieves rob them and steal their car, Diana begins to put her earrings, necklace, and rings back on. “Wherever did you hide those,” demanded the Queen. “Where do you think?” asked Diana. “Pity Margaret wasn’t here,” said the Queen. “We could have saved the Bentley.”
I was born in 1962 … and the room next to me was 1963.
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
Want to know why women don’t blink during foreplay? Not enough time.
My parents hated me, OK? All I ever heard was, “Why can’t you be like your cousin Sheila?”. “Why can’t you be like your cousin Sheila?” Sheila died at birth.
My first sexual experience was a rape. All right? Are you happy now? A rape! Luckily, he didn’t press charges.
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RIP Joan, you’ve made me laugh, made me cringe, and made me think.
Now THAT is a true “entertainer.”
The world just got a little dimmer.