WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Looks like someone else is into the #WalmartChallenge….and they said it was going to the dogs.

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Because controlling an infant in Walmart isn’t difficult enough this lady thought it would be a good idea and try to double down on her calming duties and add 2 dogs and a ferret to the equation. Bold move, let’s see if it pays off for her Cotton.

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Who purposefully goes out, puts forth all the effort in getting rid of their natural eyebrows and then draws on a uni-brow? That’s like hating your natural hair, shaving it off and buying a bright pink mullet wig. The Anthony Davis look is not in girlfriend and it never will be.

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Bald with a sense of humor; I can appreciate that. But which one do you guys like better? Maybe our pals at WTFTattoos.com can let us know who they think comes…”ahead” in this.

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98% percent of the time this entire getup from head to toe looks absolutely ridiculous. The other 2% is made up of being a bank member of the Parliament Funkadelic or a professional wrestler.

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Those are some tig ol’ bitties!…or since they are back boobs does it get re-reversed back to being big ol’ titties? I don’t know. Either way those guns need to be holstered.

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I would love to hold a reverse auction where I find out how cheap someone is willing to make out with this dude’s mouth head. How much would it take you to give it a smooch?

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Brian
Brian
September 20, 2014 3:33 pm

Is that first one in the garden tool aisle? What’s the return policy…30 days?

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
September 20, 2014 4:57 pm

Two weeks in a row with no one shitting themselves? You’ll excuse me if I don’t get excited just yet!

I keep trying to imagine how I’d react to walking around an end cap display and being greeted by that first picture. Knowing my luck it won’t be a hottie. No, I’d turn the corner to find some 6oo lb. skankasourus down there rubbing her bean and offering to sex me up just before I fell down dead! Even then I’d still be in trouble as she’d probably turn out to be a necrophiliac too!

In the category of THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO Ewwww!……….I knew a guy once who did not care what a woman looked like “as long it was warm”!

Gubmint Cheese
Gubmint Cheese
September 20, 2014 6:32 pm

The first one?

She’s checking out the if the Ortho Malathion pesticide on the shelf kills crabs.