WASHINGTON—Expressing dissatisfaction with the current course the country is taking, voters across the nation told reporters Monday that they are eager to use next month’s midterm elections to help put the United States back on a different wrong track. “We’ve been going down the wrong path for the past few years, and now it’s time to get some new people in there who can lead our country astray in a different direction,” said North Carolina voter Lisa Berkland, adding that Washington D.C. needed an influx of new misguided politicians with their own terrible visions for the country to change the manner in which the nation is veering off course. “It will take a lot of work to turn the country around and ensure a different type of horrible future, but I believe there are candidates out there who have the awful principles and ideologies to march into Washington and do it.” According to recent polls, the majority of Americans believe they can have the biggest influence over changing the wrong direction of the country by not voting.
We’ve been going down the wrong path for over 50 years.
An election isn’t going to fix it. We need the great ‘reset’. PTB will never let that happen.
One of the fundamental problems is our current “mob democracy” system. You can expect the results of democracy to represent the intellect of approximately the 25th percentile of eligible voters. Since everyone over 18 is eligible, we are getting the results of a 25th percentile person.
Since my recent “Peak Oil” article was met with deafening applause and overwhelming approval, I’m announcing my candidacy for National Energy Czar. Who’s with me?
I thought you were his Internet Piracy Czar.
I wonder what the fascists are going to do after we throw the Obamacrats out. Get your vaseline ready maybe it will hurt less.
Ebola – The Black Swan that will keep on keeping on until it can’t keep on giving any more.
After I stopped laughing my ass off, I realized that I want whoever runs the onion to be in charge. They hit the nail right on the head!!!!
Because really, that is what voting feels like today.