WHO DIES?

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Desertrat
Desertrat
November 9, 2014 10:36 am

The smooth side of the ball will smush the head of D. It lacks the mass to drive the spikes into C or move the large ball to B or A.

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
November 9, 2014 11:16 am

The Liberal .

Stucky
Stucky
November 9, 2014 11:26 am

E dies for the following reason;

E pushes the rock down the hill.

D clearly has enough room to duck.

C is spared because either a) the rock has a hole and it COULD get stuck on D’s ledge or, b) because of the hole it has less mass than the rock in C, and therefore at best the plank will go no lower than level, thus sparing C.

B and E are in no way affected.

A, B, C, and D get together, conclude that E wanted (and failed) to kill them …. and they gang on on E, and kill HIM.

Stucky
Stucky
November 9, 2014 11:27 am

A, B, C, and D die years later, because no one lives forever.

TE
TE
November 9, 2014 11:52 am

They all do, just not that day.

Providing D cannot retreat, he dies unless the “stone” wheel isn’t as heavy as we assume.

If these are five Americans, I might also assume that the guy under the spiked plank will be shedding some pounds when he is sewn up, that clearance looks too tight for many of the men I know.

And again if ‘murkin, Guy E has a good shot at heart failure from the exertion.

SSS
SSS
November 9, 2014 12:30 pm

D.

Peaceout
Peaceout
November 9, 2014 12:30 pm

B bites the dust, assuming E pushes the orb down the incline in the first place. Based on the the angle of the incline, the orb will reach a level of velocity that will allow the orb to clear the fulcrum of the plank, the cutout section of the rotating orb hits the other orb precisely at the upper third allowing the rotating orb to carry momentum up and over the stationary orb which then carry’s it over the wall and fitting exactly into the space occupied by B, assuming of course E starts the event in the first place.

Gubmint Cheese
Gubmint Cheese
November 9, 2014 12:40 pm

Trick question.
All die. Some sooner than others, and not necessarily in this potential to kinetic energy scenario.

SSS
SSS
November 9, 2014 1:00 pm

“SSS probably cheated, because he’s a spy.”
—-Admin

You’re correct. I did cheat by Googling “who dies puzzle.” That exact same video that you posted came up as the first hit. But I learned from the Master Cheater on this site. You.

Stucky
Stucky
November 9, 2014 1:25 pm

D??? Bullshit!!! The only way D dies is if he’s bb …. who is too damn stoopid to duck down.

Now, THIS is a cool thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1CXViHrrvIM

ASIG
ASIG
November 9, 2014 2:12 pm

Too many unknown variables:

What if the wheels were made of foam rubber?

Why can’t D just duck?

What if the plank isn’t strong enough to support the weight of both wheels?

What if the two wheels are made of nuclear materials and the combined mass goes critical, in which case they all die.

bb
bb
November 9, 2014 2:20 pm

I have really think about this one.So I’m going to go take a shit.I’ll have the answer for everyone after my afternoon dump.

flash
flash
November 9, 2014 3:33 pm

SSS says: D.

Typical government bureaucrat misleading the rubes into thinking the death rate will only be 20% , but in reality , the death toll is 81%… collateral damage they’ll call it.

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flash
flash
November 9, 2014 3:34 pm

the death toll is 60%…what can I say…public ejukation..

flash
flash
November 9, 2014 3:36 pm

and then Ebola strikes and claim the government drones…game over.

Peaceout
Peaceout
November 9, 2014 3:54 pm

If E would have pushed harder and D ducked, victory would have been mine.

Llpoh
Llpoh
November 9, 2014 4:09 pm

The roller with the notch is 2 units in dianeter, which means its circumference is a bit more than 6. To not kill guy d it will have to rotate one and a half times, which means it iswill travel none units in 1.5 revolutions. A quick look at the ramp gives a ramp length of 5 units ( Pythagoras and all that). QED D is a goner.

Given the notch, the top roller weighs less than the other roller. It will have lost its downward momentum killing D, so will be unable to launch the other roller, and will not lower the teeter totter.

Geez, people, use your noggins.

CogDissNormBias
CogDissNormBias
November 9, 2014 4:30 pm

Why cant D duck when he sees a large boulder rolling toward his noggin?

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
November 9, 2014 5:13 pm

bb, make sure you close that bathroom door and breathe the methane deeply.

O, wait, you have been doing that for decades.

Soldier on.

Llpoh
Llpoh
November 9, 2014 5:20 pm

Cannot believe the number of folks trying to obscure the fact they cannot figure this out by saying “he should duck, the roller is foam, etc.” Sheesh.

The fucking guy is locked by his neck with his head exposed, the rollers are both made of solid cast iron, and the seesaw is made of unbreakum and is on a frictionless pivot.

John the bruce
John the bruce
November 9, 2014 5:42 pm

On a long enuf timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
November 9, 2014 6:35 pm

LOL. Lets not see who dies but who lives in this scenario.

That would be A

yahsure
yahsure
November 9, 2014 11:01 pm

The doom in me say’s all of them.

Medvyed
Medvyed
November 10, 2014 6:09 am

On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Smoke Jensen
Smoke Jensen
November 11, 2014 8:54 am

No one dies. They’re all stick figures.

pikapika
pikapika
December 14, 2014 1:38 am

Stucky, this is the original answer before all the gifs..[img]