YOU MIGHT BE A LUNATIC IF……

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wip
wip
December 15, 2014 8:26 am

Deranged masterbation? Stucky?

Tim
Tim
December 15, 2014 8:28 am

Holy Shit!

Masturbation for 30 years?

Let’s see….I’m 43 now.

Shit. I better go check myself in. I wondered why I’ve been a little loopy lately.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
December 15, 2014 8:40 am

Seduction and disappointment would include just about everyone .

Stucky
Stucky
December 15, 2014 9:18 am

Damn list makes no sense.

On one hand you have “masturbation for 30 years”, while on the other hand you have “suppressed masturbation” ……… Jeesus! … they have you cuming and going!

bb would have been locked up for life under the “feebleness of intellect” rule.

Hallie obviously has “female disease”. Oh, wait, she has 6 kids so maybe “nymphomania”?

Billy might be cited for “parents were cousins”. I said … “MIGHT”.

SSS was most definitely “kicked in the head by a horse” as a child.

No fucking idea what “gathering in the head” is …. but I think Llpoh has it.

Criticize The 4th Turning concept and Admin immediately falls into “Hysteria”

And just about all of you have “congestion of the brain”.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
December 15, 2014 9:23 am

STUCKY

You failed to include yourself in a category?

Bostonbob
Bostonbob
December 15, 2014 9:24 am

I’m going with bad whiskey.
Bob.

TJF
TJF
December 15, 2014 9:49 am

I see Bad Company on the list. That is the only actual band name that jumped out at me. I’m coming up on the 30 year point, so I guess I better watch out.

Can I claim hard study?

yahsure
yahsure
December 15, 2014 9:57 am

Politics? Woman trouble. Some of the others .Id be locked up for sure. Lots of this sounds like a country western song.

Stucky
Stucky
December 15, 2014 10:04 am

“STUCKY. You failed to include yourself in a category?” ——— Bea Lever

It would take too long. There are 86 items in that list. I honestly analyzed the list, and I’ve had at least 16 issues therein at one time or another.

Next time I choke the chicken …. if I smoke a cigar while doing so, I’ll be up to 17.

Didius Julianus
Didius Julianus
December 15, 2014 12:31 pm

“Excitement as officer” applies to many LEOS…

Didius Julianus
Didius Julianus
December 15, 2014 12:32 pm

I’m sure those asthma sufferers were helped a lot in that company.

Billy
Billy
December 15, 2014 1:07 pm

Billy might be cited for “parents were cousins”. I said … “MIGHT”.

Dude…

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Stucky
Stucky
December 15, 2014 1:16 pm

Billy

Can’t see your pic, but I see the description says “facepalm”. ha

HEY …. I SAID “MIGHT”!! You know … the Kentucky thing …. like you’ve never heard that before! BTW, why is KY the only state linked to incest? I really don’t know.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
December 15, 2014 1:23 pm

I thought Stearns Cty, MN was the incest capital of North America. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Stearns%20County%20Syndrome

Billy
Billy
December 15, 2014 2:07 pm

BTW, why is KY the only state linked to incest? I really don’t know.

It’s not.

It’s just one of the many wondrous insults foisted on the South in general by uppity Yankees who think their shit don’t stink…

Amongst others…

Toothbrush vs. Teethbrush
Why Microsoft didn’t build a plant in Kentucky (answer: because it would be called “Win-ders”, not “Windows”)
Usually something about being shoeless.
Marrying cousins or brother/sister variation of same insult..
Illiterate
Backwards
Provincial
“RAAAYCISSS!”
Some variation of “wife beating”…
Hick
Hayseed
Gomer
Relations with farm animals
Some shit about moonshine/alcoholism/meth/crack/pills variant..
KFC
Colonel Sanders
Chicken fuckers
Some shit about the Klan
Poor
Trailer parks
White trash
Trucks
Gun-nut
Etc…

There’s loads more…

Trust me… assholes on TBP think they’re being witty or whatever by throwing out insults against me, my family, folks who live here or the Commonwealth itself… but, it’s nothing I haven’t heard a hundred thousand million fucking times before… In other words, old fucking news…

Mind you, the vast majority of the above insults/slander are from Yankees… I can’t think of a single one that came from a fellow Southron…

Oh yeah…

Hey Stuck?

I saw this the other day, and thought of you…

Merry Christmas.

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Westcoaster
Westcoaster
December 15, 2014 2:48 pm

Yes but Billy can you prove your heritage by displaying your “Kentucky Colonel Certificate”? For the record, I grew up in “Lively Shively” in Big Lou.

Billy
Billy
December 15, 2014 3:19 pm

@ Westcoast

Those stupid things are a racket…

My old daddy had one… found it jammed in a drawer after he passed, along with a bunch of other useless crap…

You get them by making donations and contributions to whichever political party is currently in power… the “official” method of getting them might be different, but everyone really knows you buy the damn things…

Which is why I will never have one. Fuck em.

An “Official Kentucky Colonel” certificate, and 5 bucks, will get me a cup of Starbucks coffee…

Stucky
Stucky
December 15, 2014 3:20 pm

A pink faggot scooter for a God who can fly? Blow me.

Why is this true? I really don’t know.
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indialantic
indialantic
December 15, 2014 3:25 pm

And in this corner wearing a white dress and a gorgeous smile: the new Miss World 2014 Rolene Strauss (Miss South Africa). Sorry, I couldn’t help myself. I done ruined the comment thread.

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/12/14/world/feat-miss-world-2014/index.html

Billy
Billy
December 15, 2014 4:17 pm

Seriously Stuck…

God of Thunder on a faggy pink scooter… Marx made them in 1967…

And now, whenever I see your little Thor avatar there, I will always associate it with faggy pink scooters…

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BAHHH-HAAAH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Billy
Billy
December 15, 2014 4:33 pm

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equals

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Billy
Billy
December 15, 2014 4:34 pm

Okay… I had my fun…

I’ll stop now.. .

heh…

Stucky
Stucky
December 15, 2014 4:49 pm

Thor will FUCK YOU UP in a goddamn nano-second.

Billy, you got a lighting rod on yer roof? Sleep well tonight if you can, punk.

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Billy
Billy
December 15, 2014 5:08 pm

@ Stucky,

You have no idea how hard me and my boy are laughing right now…

Truly… my abs hurt from laughing so hard… 🙂

Oooo… I’m seriously scared…

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bb
bb
December 15, 2014 5:11 pm

Billy you fucking racist , hillbilly , red neck , toad hopping hick.I’m not a damn Yankee but I just insulated you any way because I can and there’s not a Damn thing you can do about.

overthecliff
overthecliff
December 15, 2014 5:50 pm

Why would a person be locked away for those reasons?

Gayle
Gayle
December 15, 2014 9:24 pm

bb-
I just hate it when I get insulated.

bb
bb
December 15, 2014 10:11 pm

Gayle , what is it you really want to say to me.?I can take it.

Gayle
Gayle
December 16, 2014 1:37 am

bb

I was just teasing you on this one. The English teacher emerges now and then despite my best efforts to suppress her anal self.

On the other thread, your harsh judgmentalism towards a person who seemed to be a true victim of over zealous cops just irritated me so I called you on it.

That’s all.

Didius Julianus
Didius Julianus
December 16, 2014 12:39 pm

As a one time collector of comic books I somehow missed Thor’s mighty mode of transportation!

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
December 17, 2014 12:39 am

The lever zombie cabin is in beautiful downtown BFE, KY and all I see is smiling white faces. We will be having a white Christmas, snow or no snow. LUV BEA

flash
flash
December 17, 2014 7:40 am

You might be a lunatic if you have an extreme fetish for burning honkies.

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TE
TE
December 17, 2014 10:28 am

@flash, same reason we don’t hear about all the innocent/not found guilty whites killed by cops. It doesn’t fit the agenda of keeping us at each others’ throats and not focused on the true criminals. Disgusting how well this continued agenda works.

@Billy, dude, really? I can trace my roots back to Kentucky and the deep South. Even though I was born in the North, my heart still lies in the South.

Shame you all still have so many anti-human backass laws to contend with along with all the other newer laws that regulate my humanness.

Having said that if I had my way, I’d be South in a heartbeat.

I love my Kentucky cousins. or “cuz” as my relatives say. Merry Christmas.

Billy
Billy
December 17, 2014 11:55 am

@ TE,

@Billy, dude, really?

Dude really what? Be more specific about what I allegedly fucked up now…

I can trace my roots back to Kentucky and the deep South. Even though I was born in the North, my heart still lies in the South.

We’ve had this conversation before. We spoke of The Hillbilly Highway – the exodus from Appalachia up to Yankeeland to find work in the factories. Your family was apparently part of that. Mine stayed.

Not saying I’m better than you. Just stating a fact. Your family left. Mine didn’t.

Shame you all still have so many anti-human backass laws to contend with along with all the other newer laws that regulate my humanness.

Uhhh.. huh?

This last sentence of yours is like trying to figure out stuff over on Engrish.com when they post Chinese signs that have been badly – sometimes hilariously – translated into Engrish…

Please explain about this “humanness” that is being ‘regulated’…. because God as my witness, I haven’t the fucking faintest clue as to what you’re talking about…

Stucky
Stucky
December 17, 2014 12:13 pm

Billy

Maybe laws like this?

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Stucky
Stucky
December 17, 2014 12:18 pm

Also … Kentucky allows humans to fuck a horse.

Sure … NJ is also on the list … but we don’t actually have horses here.

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Billy
Billy
December 17, 2014 4:46 pm

@ Stucky,

Don’t be a fucking idiot…

Not having a law on the books specifically forbidding something is not the same as saying it’s “legal” – like we actually have a law that says “Raping horses shall be legal in Kentucky”…

On top of that, there isn’t a Federal Law that says beastiality/zoophilia is illegal, so your dumbshit comment could be applied to the entire United States… you only have to play the same dumbshit word game and say “The Federal Government says raping horses is legal in the US”…

As far as that stupid bathing suit law, I’ve never heard of it, but I don’t doubt it… reading the law, it appears it’s actually looking out for females. Under 60 lbs? Probably a child, who will be with their parents anyways. Over 200 lbs? She can take care of herself and/or nobody would be caught dead near a 200+lb woman in a bathing suit.. the other stuff – police escort, carrying a weapon of some sort (the original version specifically said “or is carrying a club”)… looks like we’re looking out for our females…

I wonder how many stupid fucking laws I can dig up from your State? You’re in Joisey, right?

Some of the more interesting ones..

– You cannot pump your own gas.
– It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
– It is against the law to “frown” at a police officer.
– You may not slurp your soup.
– It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.

– No street-side trees may be planted that “obscure the air”. – Blairstown
– It is illegal to throw ashes on the sidewalk.- same

– It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat. – Elizabeth

– You may not throw a bad pickle in the street. – Trenton
– Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays. – Trenton

– No one may annoy someone of the opposite sex. – Haddon

Yep… us dumbshit hicks downe heer in Kain-tukky shur hav sum stoopit laws…

Stucky
Stucky
December 17, 2014 6:01 pm

Billy

Mind if I call you Chiquita from now on? Or, maybe Mr. Banana?

Geebus Fuckin Key-rist …. you are super hyper-sensitive. Chill the fuck out. Was just kidding around. What are you …. the Protector of all things Kentucky?

Nice find on the Jersey laws. Hope you didn’t spend much time time on THAT. You know how many fucks I give about New Jersey? Zero. You can piss on Joisey all you want, Mr. Chiquita.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
December 17, 2014 7:36 pm

When we landed in Panama I couldn’t fuel the 727, but had to watch TWO workers fuel the plane and verify gauge readings.

Whooknu Kenytuckians and Costa Ricans think the same. =)

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
December 17, 2014 7:37 pm

Yes, the same happened in Costa Rica.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
December 17, 2014 8:33 pm

As I am BILLY’S homie I feel the need to say that as a transplant to KY, we were thrilled to find that most people have such a dim view of the Commonwealth. That has been a huge factor in holding down population. Truly, you could not hope for a more perfect place (if you come from a overpopulated city as I do) free from the problems that most of you complain about daily. Feel free to look up percentages of minorities. Horses and fine whiskey and a standard of living superior to what you may imagine for a fellow with a decent income. The poverty of the eastern side of the state keeps overall costs low for the rest of us. PLEASE don’t move here and ruin it for all of us white trash, low life horse fuckers who are happy as clams in our huge majority of white bliss. Revel in your darkness and high taxes, wouldn’t trade with you for a million bucks and I mean that most sincerely.

Stucky
Stucky
December 17, 2014 8:56 pm

KY is last, or close to it, in education. Year in, and year out. Dem is da facts (but don’t apply to Billy or Bea Lever)

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Stucky
Stucky
December 17, 2014 8:56 pm

fuckmedead. sorry.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
December 17, 2014 9:00 pm

BILLY

Can’t imagine folks from Jew York or Jew Jersey acting superior to us. Was sup with that?

Stucky
Stucky
December 17, 2014 9:00 pm

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Kill Bill
Kill Bill
December 17, 2014 9:01 pm

*Ordering Stuck a [hacked] Japanese sex robot…*

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
December 17, 2014 9:03 pm

Kentucky…where the horses are smarter than it’s citizens

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
December 17, 2014 9:05 pm

STUCKY

We may be stupid but we ain’t ignernt.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 17, 2014 9:06 pm

Ignant is curable..stoopit idnit.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
December 17, 2014 9:10 pm

STUCKY that chickuns far sale sign is from NJ…you are just making shit up now!