FRIDAY FAIL

A shoplifting suspect, apparently out of options after being confronted by employees, smeared poop in their faces, police said.

Marisol Toribio, 32, was arrested Tuesday by Coral Springs police.

According to court documents, Toribio was caught stealing from Macy’s, so she pulled some poop out of her pants and smeared it on the faces of the loss prevention employees who confronted her.

A wall of a Morton Salt storage facility in Chicago collapsed Tuesday, spilling mountains of salt onto cars in the nearby Acura dealership.

The roof bear of the building near where the accident occurred bears the Salt company’s motto: “When it Rains it Pours.”

The only thing that could have made this more perfect would have been if there was a pretzel factory next door instead of a car lot.

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Bud A. Weisser, 18, faces a felony burglary charge for breaking into a gas station-convenience store in Lemay on Aug. 21, police said.

Court documents say a St. Louis County police officer on patrol saw a man climbing out of a shattered window at the store in the 900 block of Lemay Ferry Road at about 4:30 a.m.