Connecting the Dots: Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!

Connecting the Dots: Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!

By Tony Sagami

 

— Robot, Lost in Space

Oh, the pain, the pain.

— Dr. Zachary Smith, Lost in Space

We all have our favorite childhood TV shows, and Lost in Space was one of mine. I’m really not trying to insult your intelligence by quoting fictional TV characters, but I do see some serious stock market danger ahead, and the Lost in Space robot may be more right about 2015 than the high-paid experts on Wall Street.

I hope the 320-point plunge on Monday followed by the 130-point fall on Tuesday got your attention, because I believe there is a lot more pain left to come.

I could list dozens of reasons why caution is in order, but here are four serious warning signs just from last week.

Danger Will Robinson #1: ISM Manufacturing Index. The December index of the US manufacturing sector came in at 55.5, below the forecast for 57.5 and the weakest reading since May. The New Orders component of the index dropped to the worst level in seven months.

The culprit is the strong dollar, which hurts US exporters, and a general slowdown of the global economy.

Danger Will Robinson #2: ISM Non-Manufacturing (Services Sector). The December figure of 56.2 was well below the expectations of 58.0 and a big drop from the 59.3 in November.

Moreover, the services index has dropped three out of the last four months and saw the largest one-month fall in six years!

Danger Will Robinson #3: Construction spending. The Commerce Department reported that construction spending fell 0.3% in November, which was (again) below expectations of a 0.4% increase.

Danger Will Robinson #4: Chicago PMI. The index fell to 58.3 in December, below the 60.0 expectation, as well as November’s 60.8. According to the report, “The slowdown in the pace of activity exhibited since October’s one-year high of 66.2 has been marked. It was a disappointing end to the year with the pulse rate of our business panel slowing noticeably in December.”

The below-the-headline details paint an even drearier picture:

  • prices paid fell;
  • new orders fell;
  • supplier deliveries fell;
  • production fell; and
  • order backlogs fell.

Those four warning signs don’t mean that the bear market will start tomorrow morning, but the growing laundry list of economic warning signs combined with a rough start to 2015 tells me that you need to prepare for some stock market trouble.

There are three basic options:

Option #1: Do nothing—get clobbered. Most people think they can ride out bear markets. But the historical reality is that most investors, professional and individual alike, panic and sell when the pain gets to be too much.

Option #2: Hope for the best, prepare for the worst. Have some sort of defensive strategy in place. That could be some type of simple moving-average discipline or a more complex technical analysis. At minimum, I highly recommend the use of stop losses.

Option #3: Portfolio insurance. Buy some portfolio insurance with put options or inverse ETFs. That is exactly what my Rational Bear subscribers are doing, and I expect those bear market bets to pay off in a big, big way.

Whether it’s next week, next month, or next year, a bear market for US stocks is coming, and you’d better have an industrial-sized bottle of Pepto Bismol to help you stomach the pain or have some rational, methodical strategy to protect your portfolio.

Tony Sagami
Tony Sagami

30-year market expert Tony Sagami leads the Yield Shark and Rational Bear advisories at Mauldin Economics. To learn more about Yield Shark and how it helps you maximize dividend income, click here. To learn more about Rational Bear and how you can use it to benefit from falling stocks and sectors, click here.

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Stucky
Stucky
January 14, 2015 3:41 pm

I have nothing to say about this author’s economics. Meh.

He’s using Lost In Space (LIS) as a prop just so he can say “Danger, Will Robinson”??? Krist Almighty, that’s a stretch.

LIS is THE most retarded teevee show of all time …. beating out such brainiac hits like My Mother The Car, Dr. Phag Phil, and The Orca Winfrey Show.

The stories were beyond retarded. What we they about? Before Seinfeld ever came into being, the plots in each and every show was about …….. Nothing!! One example will suffice; an entire show about A Motherfucking Talking Carrot!!?? Who watches that shit? And that was one of the better shows.

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At least Star Trek – also with cheesy special effects and crappy scripts – was about SOMETHING (racism, war, religion, overpopulation etc.) — Gene Roddenberry always had a reason behind each episode. CBS had a chance to pick up Star Trek, but they chose LIS. And, what’s really sad is this; that low IQ LIS (ranked 32) was TWICE as popular as the more cerebral Star Trek (ranked 65). Never underestimate the ability of Amerikuns to make the wrong, stupid choice.

The script was obviously written by someone who didn’t graduate grade school. The special effects were bought from a cheap five&dime store. Fake rocks, fake planets, fake spaceship, fake cheapass weapons, fake fake fake faker than Kardashian’s tits. And they NEVER ran out of ANY supplies, ever. For krissakes, on one show Penny was sitting under a hair-dryer!

Mrs. Robinson’s only role was to cook eggs (where the fuck did they get eggs from??) and fawn all over her beloved husband. Dr. Robinson was nothing but a big fat pussy for allowing Dr. Smith to sabotage everything all the time … and wouldn’t even kick Dr Smith in the balls for trying to KILL his family. Gimme a fucken break. Penny existed solely to say ever stupider shit than Dr. Smith. The other dumb blond, Judy, existed just to give blowjobs to Major West … and his only acting skill was to act perpetually-pissed-off. And that precocious little punk-ass fucker, Will …. I would have been happy if Dr. Smith did actually kill that I’m-so-smart little prick. Here’s that fucker today …

…. Looks like he was exposed to too many gamma rays
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But I reserve most of my bitter hatred of that show for Dr. Zachary Smith …. THE most evil vile cockfuk back-stabbing worthless sonuvabitch teevee villain ever. He make Obongo look like a saint. He’s a fake even in real life …. he was born in BROOKLYN to Russian-Jewish parents … soooo, where in the fuck did that British accent come from? Yeah, early on in his “career” he decided that sounding British gave him more credibility. Fuckmedead. A faggoty pencip-thin greedy slimy piece of shit worthless cocksucker PEDOPHILE … and just plain Creepy …. if he were still alive he could perfectly play the part of Lloyd Blankfein.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
January 14, 2015 6:14 pm

Yeh, Im not so sure about this guys economic claims either..charts dude charts for the stoopit simians here
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Hey, remember that ‘Chariot’ the LSI idiots, and Debbie, Pennies pet chimp rode around in? How did they get that in and out of the saucer?

Stucky
Stucky
January 14, 2015 9:51 pm

Just in case folks don’t know what the Chariot is …
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Which supposedly fit in this tiny spaceship
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I love how the crew uses cheap-ass Radio Shack walkie-talkies to communicate. And if you look closely at Dr. Smith’s cabin, it comes equipped with a Sears dehumidifier. You can’t make this shit up.

Billy
Billy
January 14, 2015 10:55 pm

Dude, as bad as LIS was… how can you say that it beat out Land of the Lost for cheese and fake shit?

One word: Sleestaks.

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EC
EC
January 14, 2015 11:27 pm

Land of the Lost? You may as well mention the Banana Splits. Stucky was talking real shit not Saturday morning fare.

How dare you compare that crap to truly campy crap like Gilligan’s Isle, Mr Ed, The Green Hornet, Man from Uncle, Petticoat Junction, all escapist shit that in a cosmic way intimates our own condition here on T$C’s so-called Prison Planet.