CALIFORNIA: ONE YEAR OF WATER RESERVES LEFT


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EL Coyote the gringo beaner
EL Coyote the gringo beaner
April 7, 2015 5:05 pm

Cool story Sensetti!

Iska, Mexicans are everywhere, ever since I can recall, while we were content to stay near the border, wetbacks hightailed it to places like Chicago. Lately, I read they were finding better opportunities back east while LA had declining jobs.

I read somewhere else that Mexican cooking has been influenced by deportees who learned Philly style, NY and more places where they worked in gringo kitchens.

Sensetti
Sensetti
April 7, 2015 5:12 pm

IndenturedServant says: I swear we have beaners here but they must be like roaches which scatter in the light. I know they’re here because of the ramshackle restaurant buildings painted royal purple, lime green and pumpkin orange and pink……….all on the same building. Fuckers must be color blind.

IS’s neighborhood.
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IS I believe you’re right. I bet there’s a mexican or two in the near vacinity!

EL Coyote the gringo beaner
EL Coyote the gringo beaner
April 7, 2015 5:13 pm

Sensetti says: I would certainly consider footing the bill to relocate a couple of them to Arkansas

I am by nature a loner and not one to seek out strangers but over the course of time I have met quite a few people, almost a dozen, I recall a vedette at Bob’s Gentleman’s Club, a short girl with wavy dark hair, she said she was from Philly. I asked what it was like there, she said it was a shithole. I think most of them would not want to go back to where they came from.

Persnickety
Persnickety
April 7, 2015 5:15 pm

C’mon Sensetti, inquiring minds want to know – what’s the story of “El Cajon, then moved to Anaheim, onto Bakersfield, and then finally Cameron Park just west of Placerville”???

EL Coyote the gringo beaner
EL Coyote the gringo beaner
April 7, 2015 5:21 pm

Snickety, it’s all about some chick. Maybe he might not relish going over the story again.

TE
TE
April 7, 2015 5:24 pm

Wow. Just wow.

I’ve been to Cali (btw, can I remind everyone, most of it is a freaking desert! Don’t people UNDERSTAND what that word means anymore? Or is it the fact we in the majority of the country have been living through longer, colder, winters while we are constantly told we have to pay MORE for Globull Warming? Nah) and found it beautiful.

I’ve also been privy to California taxes, permitting. licensing and through others inspections, fines, and the like.

You could not pay me enough to risk both the Cali government, earthquakes and water insecurity. Because face it, if the grid goes down a large part of your state won’t have any access to water. The water issue was a large part of the reason I didn’t move to Nevada or Colorado after my last divorce. Things like that are what set off my fight/flight responses and wake me up drenched at 3 am.

Things are just fine now. Wait until the next leg of this downturn picks up steam, then wait for China to side with Russia and the boats stop.

Beautiful state, outsized risks. At least for me.

starfcker
starfcker
April 7, 2015 5:43 pm

These water threads are stupid. Water is the most common substance on the planet. We know how to move it, have for centuries (ever hear of the aqueducts?) We know how to store it, We know how to purify it, matter of fact, it just falls from the sky. Taxing air (carbon dioxide) hasn’t been the big hit it was supposed to be. Counterfeiting money is late in the game. Peak oil came and went. How can the global ponzi be kept afloat a little while longer? Let’s try water scarcity again.

Sensetti
Sensetti
April 7, 2015 5:46 pm

Persnickety says:

“Started out in El Cajon, then moved to Anaheim, onto Bakersfield, and then finally Cameron Park just west of Placerville.”

How on God’s green earth do you string together those four cities? The first two I get, but then – it’s like WOAH, how the fuck did I end up in Bakersfield? Were you just randomly sent?

Sorry Snick I missed this. At that time in my life I was a pipeline welder (see pic below) I was working for a contractor who was working for Santa Fe Railroad who owned fuel pipelines. My first job was a 8 inch jet fuel line on Miramar air base, where they train the top gun pilots. The Jets would do touch and go landings all day, they would fly very low & slow over our location. My welders helper would spend all day flipping welding rods into the sky a jet engines. I would tell the little fucker to cut that shit out before we end up In federal pen, but fortunately he never did any damage. So I just moved from job to job. Now Cameron Park was an air park where rich mother fucks would fly to San Francisco everyday to work and fly home at night they had a runway, the streets where really wide, they landed plane taxied down the street into a hanger built onto their house. So what was I doing there? I decided to make custom jewelry, I bought all the equipment to cast my own mounts from wax molds. I got started and sold a few pieces but not enough to make a living. Very ill conceived plan my product was not high class enough to sell to those rich folk. I stayed six months and pulled up stakes and left california, never been back.

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starfcker
starfcker
April 7, 2015 5:50 pm

If we dump all the water in the ocean, we can scare the proles. If we get the proles nice and scared, we can charge them a lot more while we come up with some amazingly expensive ways to replace what we dumped. we are fast running out of places to build stadiums and light rail, what’s a crony capitalist supposed to do?

Persnickety
Persnickety
April 7, 2015 5:53 pm

Thanks Sensetti – I imagined there was an interesting story, and I was right. It just seemed like the perfect “one of these things is not like the other” list. Except it was two of the four. Anyway…

Peaceout
Peaceout
April 7, 2015 6:09 pm

Sensetti dials up his inner Lex Luther and wants to depth charge the fault line and blow California out to sea at 1:28, he must have vast real estate on the Nevada border, oh my, this looks like a job for superman to save the day and keep Sensetti from then owning all the new waterfront property.

TE
TE
April 7, 2015 6:17 pm

@star, can’t agree, water scarcity is a REAL issue and will only get worse with every baby born and every starving 3rd world saved.

As of 2013 we as human are now consuming more calories than the earth grows, and using more fresh water, than can be replaced.

Closed system, lots of fresh water destroyed for decades, lots of people living in places masses of people were never meant to live.

Long ago I felt the exact way you do. Then I did some further research, and I came away worried for my grandchildren for sure, my kids pretty sure and even an outside chance it will effect my life.

We are not Gods, we cannot control the uncontrollable and EVERY action has a reaction.

Stop messing with the world and start learning how to live peacefully within it.

Or, let’s face it, we’ll perish quicker than the smart guys already think we will.

Tucci78
Tucci78
April 7, 2015 6:27 pm

“Name ONE THING ‘the Government’ has gotten involved in that they haven’t fucked up beyond all recognition – and YOU want them running our water supply?

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Damn. At the moment I can’t recall the name of the economist (Austrian School, obviously) who once observed that “If a government were in charge of the Sahara Desert, it would soon run out of sand.”

starfcker
starfcker
April 7, 2015 6:39 pm

Billy, I had co-op water in virginia, no argument with that. But most of my life I’ve had city water, and it’s great. Where I live we average 4-5 feet of rain a year, and have a 700 square mile lake to store it in. When they were trying to sell the drought here, they had the floodgates wide open, dumping the supposedly precious water in the ocean. We are an agenda 21 teast region, so we saw the playbook early.

starfcker
starfcker
April 7, 2015 6:45 pm

Only problem, we have plenty of water. But the local news and the papers all went batshit hysterical, and they made restaurants only give you water if you asked. That’ll fix it. California is dumping their water in the ocean. This emergency they are having isn’t so bad that they will stop that. But you will have to ask for a glass of water. Don’t be a sucker

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
April 7, 2015 7:00 pm

Damn, Tucci might not recognize sarcasm when he sees it but the poor guy gets down voted for good comments as well. Tough crowd.

You can’t let your inner dumb ass show on TBP.

Tucci78
Tucci78
April 7, 2015 7:10 pm

“If we dump all the water in the ocean, we can scare the proles. If we get the proles nice and scared, we can charge them a lot more while we come up with some amazingly expensive ways to replace what we dumped. we are fast running out of places to build stadiums and light rail, what’s a crony capitalist supposed to do?”

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Parsimony, eloquence, and precision.

The beginning and end of this “sudden crisis” is to be found in Sacramento and Mordor-on-the-Potomac, to which the political left have returned with dog-vomit reliability for decades.

bb
bb
April 7, 2015 7:19 pm

Nickel Thrower ,I thought kunstler was the biggest faggot on earth.No wonder you people are liberals.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
April 7, 2015 7:31 pm

Wanna know why California will never fall off into the Pacific?
Because the rest of the United States sucks!

I agree with those of you saying this is a bigger problem than TPTB want to admit. Not just our problem here in CA, Vegas is also in dire shape.

Desalination plants designed to be energized with wave power is what makes sense. The biggest drawbacks to the desal plants is what to do with the brine. Usually they funnel it back into the ocean and it will eventually disperse, but environmentalists are concerned about effect on marine life. Guess they didn’t ask about radioactivity effect on marine life before they build all the nuke plants oceanside, because Fukushima seems to be having an effect, but at the coast it’s barely measurable. Scientists think there may be radiation “hot spots” in the Pacific.

Billy
Billy
April 7, 2015 7:48 pm

Sarcasm and patronizing baby talk is also a Troll tactic. – El cockroach

No, it’s Southern for “You’re a fucking retard”…

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Stucky
Stucky
April 7, 2015 8:00 pm

El Coyote’s seester, Chinqeeta went to visit her best friend, Betty Sue, in Kentucky. Chinqueeta started bragging about her husband, El Coyote.

“El Coyote bought me a million dollar house!”, exclaimed Chinqeeta.

“That’s niiice!”, said Betty Sue in her charming Southern accent.

“El Coyote bought me a brand new Mercedes!”, exclaimed Chinqeeta.

“That’s niiice!”, said Betty Sue.

“El Coyote bought me this 5 carat diamond ring!”, exclaimed Chinqeeta.

“That’s niiice!”, said Betty Sue.

And so it went for half an hour. Chinqeeta listing all the wonderful things El Coyote bought for her, and Betty Sue always responding with, “That’s niice.”

Eventually, Chinqeeta asked Betty Sue what her husband, Billy, has done or her. Betty Sue said, “Well, he did send me to Charm School!”. That set Chinqeeta to laughing very hard. When she stopped laughing she asked Betty Sue, “What in the world did you learn in Charm School?” Replied Betty Sue, “Oh, that’s where I learned to say “That’s niice” instead of “Fuck You, you Beaner bitch!”

TE
TE
April 7, 2015 8:05 pm

Thank you for that Stucky, I needed a laugh

Araven
Araven
April 7, 2015 8:18 pm

I’m with Stucky on this one:
“I hate California for the same reason I hate NJ; libtard, fucknut, tree-lovers, corrupt, Oreo lovers, fruits, nuts, flakes, and fags. CA is only worse … cuz all the shit starts there FIRST, and then spreads like a plague to the rest of the country.”

And I did live in the LA about 30 years ago for 3 years. It was 2 years and 360 days too long for me.

Araven
Araven
April 7, 2015 8:21 pm

Damn typos! “the LA area”

SSS
SSS
April 7, 2015 8:26 pm

Stucky

I know you’re online. So where’s my apology from you re defamation of character in the NCAA Tourney thread? I finished tied for 14th!!!!! Not last. I battered Quinn unmercifully. It was a beat down to end all beat downs.

Don’t make me follow your sorry ass around this site hounding you for an apology. Man up and get it over with.

SSS
SSS
April 7, 2015 8:30 pm

“At the moment I can’t recall the name of the economist (Austrian School, obviously) who once observed that “If a government were in charge of the Sahara Desert, it would soon run out of sand.”
—-Tucci78

Nope, not Austrian School, but Chicago School Milton Freidman. And he said, “If the US government were in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years it would be out of sand.”

Chicago999444
Chicago999444
April 7, 2015 8:43 pm

I’m not a CA hater.

But the stone truth is that California AND the rest of the southwest would be unlivable were it not for heroic water diversion projects, thousands of them, some of them paid for by local tax payers, but MOST of them paid for by the country as a whole.

What that means, of course, is that the liveable areas of the country- those that enjoy ample precipitation and fresh water supplies, fertile hinterlands where you can farm successfully without irrigation, and well-built old cities on good water transportation routes, were financially destroyed and depopulated to make the west a plausible place to live and to help 50 million people locate there and proceed to live as though they were still in St Louis, or Philly, or Hawaii or someplace, what with green lawns and golf courses in the middle of the desert.

Talk about a net resource fraud- through massive government subsidies for water projects there over the past 80 years, we have steered a large fraction of our population to places intrinsically unfit for human habitation at the expense of the best locations in the country.

If these people had had to finance their own water projects, most of them would not be living there. It costs $2000 an acre foot at least to desalinate, and many of the dams we built out there were so stunningly uneconomical that the cost of the water they store is nearly $3000 an acre foot, yet farmers in the implacably arid Central Valley pay only $20 an acre foot, while urban dwellers there, who only use 20% of the water, pay much higher rates than farmers. Meanwhile good farm land in wet, fertile regions, lays fallow.

Letting water be charged the price that it costs to divert it, store it, and pipe it, and you will see a mass exodus from the arid southwest.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
April 7, 2015 8:51 pm

SSS

I officially withdraw my snarky remark that I made about you in the NCAA thread as I truely believed Stucky that you came in dead last. Sorry, Bea

Tucci78
Tucci78
April 7, 2015 9:01 pm

“not Austrian School, but Chicago School Milton Freidman. And he said,’If the US government were in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years it would be out of sand.'”
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Thank you. I don’t at all doubt that Friedman had said it, but whether the idea behind it were any more original to him than “There’s no such thing as a free lunch” I have always had cause to doubt.

Friedman was, after all, a monetarist, and what monetarist is ever opposed to “short-run monetary nonneutrality” (i.e., government’s issue of fiat currency to normatively “fine-tune” the voluntary sector of society for political ends)?

EL Coyote the gringo beaner
EL Coyote the gringo beaner
April 7, 2015 9:09 pm

Wow, Stucky you have been a stewing volcano ever since LLPOH left. If this kind of attack is prologue, I’m not sure I want to stick around for more personal attacks on real family.
Just say the word, Stuck, and I’m out of here for good.

TE
TE
April 7, 2015 9:10 pm

@Bea, +1000

Yep, just because some stats put out by Cali and Fed says that Cali is a loss taxpayer to the Feds, just like Michigan does, does not mean it tells the whole story, it is absolute bullshit.

Well done Bea, simply beautiful.

BUT, just like me having to cover the cost of hurricanes when I live 1000 miles from the coast. It is insanity.

BTW, speaking of hurricanes, anyone else see the news starting to bubble up that 2-1/2 years after Sandy, there are still MANY people not in their homes, private crony-capitalists have been given billions and still there are hundreds of people without homes.

Where is the freaking outrage that was shown over Katrina? The money has been spent, but the work not done, hate to say it, but I will, typical inner-city Demoncrat response to anything.

Cry for the cash, spend it all, just never on the thing you actually cried about, but damn how funny it is that a whole bunch of companies/corporations, end up with even richer executives that just coincidentally end up being some of the biggest donators/fund raisers for the corrupted politicians.

When these bills for wasted and squandered resources finally demand actual payment, we may know true slavery again.

Surrounded by insanity, this is a sea of sanity, that is why I keep coming back, I feel almost normal here, usually.

EL Coyote the gringo beaner
EL Coyote the gringo beaner
April 7, 2015 9:15 pm
SSS
SSS
April 7, 2015 9:17 pm

Chicago999444

I mostly agree with your comments, but water conservation in the Southwest has been going on for a long, long time. Arizona’s futuristic Salt River Project dates back to the 1890s when Arizona was just a territory of the US.

More to the point. The Southwest today is a reflection of Midwesterners and Easterners who migrated here and brought their water usage habits with them. Lawns, swimming pools, and landscaping which don’t belong in a desert. Not to mention thirsty crops such as cotton and pecan and citrus trees. Pima cotton is a benchmark for fine cotton, but it sucks up a TON of water to grow.

Arizona has been water-conscious for decades. I can’t speak for the rest of the Southwest, but I can speak for my state. Water rates are going UP for users here, all users. This while people’s use of water is declining. Tough shit. Nail the crap out of the rich with their expensive lawns and fountain displays and infinity edge pools. If you’re poor, shower with a friend.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
April 7, 2015 9:23 pm

EL Coyote the gringo beaner says:

Wow, Stucky you have been a stewing volcano ever since LLPOH left.
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LLPOH left? News to me.

starfcker
starfcker
April 7, 2015 9:26 pm

Chicago, do tell where these magical fertile lands are, now laying fallow, where you can grow winter vegetables? And where are you coming up with the cost figure of 3000 dollars per acre foot to deliver water. Something tells me some logic has beentortured to come up with something like that.

EL Coyote the gringo beaner
EL Coyote the gringo beaner
April 7, 2015 9:26 pm

Guess I’m showering with WC and Nickel.

EL Coyote the gringo beaner
EL Coyote the gringo beaner
April 7, 2015 9:31 pm

Z – LLVIS left the building last month. Stucky was reminded why he is called Stucky.

Stucky
Stucky
April 7, 2015 10:15 pm

I had to log off for a while … Ms Freud’s son-in-law called from Chicago. Apparently, a small airplane crashed in Illinois early this morning coming back from the NCAA game. 7 died … including his best friend. He’s pretty distraught … especially considering that HE was supposed to be on that plane, but had to give up his NCAA tickets due to being called to work (he’s a nurse). He was so pissed that he had to miss the game, and now he’s alive because of it. I think he has Survivor’s Guilt.

Stucky
Stucky
April 7, 2015 10:19 pm

SSS ….. one your submissions finished DEAD LAST. Oh, yes. Be a man! Live with it! Embrace your failure, and you will be set free!!!

Sensetti
Sensetti
April 7, 2015 10:21 pm

LLPOH did not leave! This place is like the hotel California you can log in anytime, you just can’t ever log out. He be back.

Stucky
Stucky
April 7, 2015 10:24 pm

“Just say the word, Stuck, and I’m out of here for good.” ——- EL Coyote the gringo beaner

WTF are you talking about???

NO, YOU MAY NOT LEAVE, EVER!! Stop being a dick. Rather, grow some testicles. Man up! Embrace your Beanerness, and you will be set free. A leopard can not change his spots.

Sensetti
Sensetti
April 7, 2015 10:27 pm

I’m glad Ms Freuds son-inlaw missed that plane ride!

Stucky
Stucky
April 7, 2015 10:31 pm

Thanks, Sensetti. So are we (obviously). Ms Freud is still on the phone with her daughter. Sometimes it’s very hard to comfort folks in a loss like that. I whispered to Ms Freud to not worry about saying the right thing, … that she just needs to listen to her daughter and son-in-law.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
April 7, 2015 10:36 pm

So I’m curious. What exactly left Llpoh so butthurt that he gathered up his toys and went home?

Billah's wife
Billah's wife
April 7, 2015 10:40 pm

Stucky

Good gawwwd stop tryin ter interject yerself into every news story you read on the drudge report. Yew do remind me tho uh that slab uh bacon I got tucked away in mah cooter, waiting fer the right time to fish it out and fry it up.

Sorry i go ter go now cuz billah’s calling from hillary c’s private jet and they’re headed to Russia to fight that submarine fire.

starfcker
starfcker
April 7, 2015 10:51 pm

Llpoh was here yesterday. He’s not butthurt

Stucky
Stucky
April 7, 2015 10:53 pm

I didn’t see anything on drudge. Got it first hand. And boy, did I get the story wrong. It wasn’t Craig’s best friend … it was his uncle.

Fuckit. I’m going to inject my fat ass into bed, climb under the covers, and try to forget all this shit for a few hours.

EL Coyote the gringo beaner
EL Coyote the gringo beaner
April 7, 2015 11:01 pm

Stuck, that close call is why I laugh at fools who speed around me only to catch the red light. I say they might be taking my place in some fender-bender or traffic ticket. If I got called to work and lost out on a game like that, er, it’s the story of my life anyway:

Did I already tell you how the old boss screwed me out of a better paying job so he could install his butt-buddy? I took a job nobody wanted because it actually was work. Then their project got killed. They have been gone for 3 or 4 years. I figure it was only mercy that kept me from that dead end job. I have to work to keep the sexy mulatta happy.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
April 7, 2015 11:15 pm

I think it was divine intervention that kept Mrs Freud’s son-inlaw from taking that flight.There are no coincidences.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
April 7, 2015 11:28 pm

Bueno pa’ gozar, mulata. I’ve figured it out. Coyote is Carlos Santana.