We been inundated with Mexicans, we’re using them for saw horses.
Brian
April 8, 2015 12:09 pm
Darwin almost got her…..
robert h siddell jr
April 8, 2015 4:19 pm
I nominate America for electing Obama.
IndenturedServant
April 9, 2015 7:10 am
I think they actually have to have died or been rendered sterile by an act of stupidity to be an actual candidate.
Billy
April 9, 2015 7:35 am
You guys remember that scene in Young Frankenstein where he stabs himself in the thigh with a scalpel? I was witness to something similar in real life… .
I was in a HUMMV with two other guys. I was up in the gunner’s ring, the fucking new guy was driving and “That guy” was in the front passenger’s position. He was playing with a knife as we’re bouncing along.
“Dude. Put that shit away. You’re gonna get hurt.”
“Nah, brah, I got this.”
“I’m telling you, put that shit away.”
Does he listen? Nope.
Two minutes later, we hit this big fuckin’ bump.
“Ahh, Sarn’t?”
“Yeah?”
“I need a medic.”
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I looked down, and dude had driven the knife at least a few inches into his thigh. It was just standing there, straight up… After we got him stitched up, I put paper on him for “Damaging Government Property”… just for being a dumbshit.
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We been inundated with Mexicans, we’re using them for saw horses.
Darwin almost got her…..
I nominate America for electing Obama.
I think they actually have to have died or been rendered sterile by an act of stupidity to be an actual candidate.
You guys remember that scene in Young Frankenstein where he stabs himself in the thigh with a scalpel? I was witness to something similar in real life… .
I was in a HUMMV with two other guys. I was up in the gunner’s ring, the fucking new guy was driving and “That guy” was in the front passenger’s position. He was playing with a knife as we’re bouncing along.
“Dude. Put that shit away. You’re gonna get hurt.”
“Nah, brah, I got this.”
“I’m telling you, put that shit away.”
Does he listen? Nope.
Two minutes later, we hit this big fuckin’ bump.
“Ahh, Sarn’t?”
“Yeah?”
“I need a medic.”
[img
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I looked down, and dude had driven the knife at least a few inches into his thigh. It was just standing there, straight up… After we got him stitched up, I put paper on him for “Damaging Government Property”… just for being a dumbshit.
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