HILLARY HITTING CHIPOTLE AFTER SMOKING WEED IN HER VAN

Poor Hil. She’s trying to act like the plebs by cruising around Iowa in a van. After getting the munchies from smoking weed, she had to have a chicken burrito at Chipotle. And no one recognized her. Not one person. I bet she was bummed.

Here is her actual arrival at Chipotle.

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Persnickety
Persnickety
April 14, 2015 9:21 am

Looks like Houma is closer than a mere advisor would stand. No, I don’t think she’s a bodyguard in disguise.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
April 14, 2015 9:52 am

I thought they preferred tacos.

Olga
Olga
April 14, 2015 10:07 am

http://davidstockmanscontracorner.com/hillary-clinton-class-president-of-a-failed-generation/

Tellingly, Hillary Clinton made a beeline for the Senate Armed Services Committee, the domain of the Jackson war democrats, not the Foreign Affairs Committee, where Frank Church had exposed the folly of Vietnam and the treacherous deeds of the CIA. Undoubtedly, this was to burnish her commander-in-chief credentials, but it spoke volumes.

By the time Hillary got to the seat of power, the idealism and defiance of the warfare state that had animated her and the baby boomers of 1968 had dissipated entirety. For her and most of them, it was now all and only about getting and keeping power. In that respect, Hillary’s term at the State Department was a downright betrayal.

bb
bb
April 14, 2015 10:20 am

Can you blame Hillary for lusting after that Blondie ?

Hollow man
Hollow man
April 14, 2015 10:30 am

You would look to Admin

starfcker
starfcker
April 14, 2015 11:30 am

Between huma and christina, at least she has better taste in women than her husband.

Chelsea Manning-Clinton
Chelsea Manning-Clinton
April 14, 2015 12:15 pm

How do you know how Houma and Christina taste? Only Hilarity can know for sure.

Fish tacos for lunch?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
April 14, 2015 12:25 pm

They wouldn’t have gotten by me unnoticed. “Your burrito’s ready, Mrs. Danger”.

SSS
SSS
April 14, 2015 1:32 pm

I always go for the burrito bowl at Chipotle. M-m-m-m, tasty.

starfcker
starfcker
April 14, 2015 1:40 pm

Sorry chelsea. I wish I knew how christina tasted. Beats working

Chelsee clitnons
Chelsee clitnons
April 14, 2015 3:18 pm

Listen up buttholes. I am pretty darn tired of these types of posts making fun of Mom. If she wants a damn tuna taco or chocolate burrito, give her the damn food. It’s none of your damn business. Don’t make fun of her! And fuck you tards and tarts. She’s a normal person for fuck’s sake. Take a long walk off a short plank you fucking penny pinching hunchbacked losers.

Listen, Serge, my limo driver, says we gotta go pick up my hubby en route to the airport, take our plane, so we can visit family friends in Paris, do some shopping, then to the Riviera by horseback. So, I’ll be quick with this:

Me Chelsee, you not.
Me parents are rich beyond belief, you not.
Me inlaws use $100 bills to wipe their asses they’re so fucking loaded, you not.
Me the classiest gal in the room, you not.
Me go to Yale, you not.
Me the next ambassador to Switzerland, you not.
Me get $6,000 hairdoo each month, you not.

And lay off Hillary you twisted, perverted, bow-legged, cheap ass, flaccid fucknutters!!

the tumbleweed
the tumbleweed
April 14, 2015 5:10 pm

How would anyone notice this slack-joweled frumpy old hag from the millions and millions of other ugly Americans waddling the streets in pursuit of fast food? The only difference between the ugly old Americans and the ugly young ones is the lack of circus freak ink willfully injected under their skin. No one looks because its painful to look.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
April 14, 2015 5:12 pm

News Flash: Hitlery hasn’t driven in almost 20 years!

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/hillary-clinton-hasnt-driven-a-car-since-1996/

Sensetti
Sensetti
April 14, 2015 9:50 pm

Damn..she looks like a hundred miles of bad road!! One would think she could afford a little Plas-teek work.

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Zarathustra
Zarathustra
April 14, 2015 10:12 pm

Sensetti says:

Damn..she looks like a hundred miles of bad road!! One would think she could afford a little Plas-teek work.
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Decades of being an evil, power hungry bitch will do that to you.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
April 14, 2015 10:37 pm

We’re going to have to hear about her granddaughter Charlotte for 19 months. If it would help her win if the baby died, I have no doubt she’d arrange that. Probably shouldn’t use the ol’ suicide by gunshot. Not with a baby.

Persnickety
Persnickety
April 15, 2015 12:13 am

@Iska, since certain wall street banks (name redacted) is likely to be a major donor, I expect the death would be either a nailgun suicide or walking off a 7th story roof just after telling the significant other that he/she was meeting them for dinner in 15 minutes.

As for Hillary’s looks – is anyone else thinking of how Emperor Palpatine aged so rapidly once taking power?

Persnickety
Persnickety
April 15, 2015 12:16 am

WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE, ANYWAY????!?!!!!!

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TE
TE
April 15, 2015 12:37 am

@Sensetti, she had some major resurfacing done, even a partial Lifestyle Lift (now bankrupt!), that is an older picture.

Or the MSM is now putting those anti-aging filters on their campaign cameras, but the others looked to clear.

Maybe if our politicians smoked more pot, this world would be a mellower, nicer, place.

Nope, look at our rules, our world. This is a world ran by coke and meth heads. Fast, shallow decisions based on mental waves alternating between delusions of grandeur and deep-rooted paranoia.

Yep, coke. Washington prefers coke.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
April 15, 2015 1:16 am

TE and T4C

Are you on line? Something is seriously up that has the hair standing up on the back of my neck.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
April 15, 2015 1:32 am

Breaking News…….Walmart stores from Texas to Florida are closing suddenly in town after town, sighting plumbing problems . Employees are being given two months severance pay. These stores will be closed for six months.

If this is true, this is truly bizarre. Google – Walmart closing for 6 months. It is reported that all of the stores are completely stocked.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
April 15, 2015 1:47 am

Adding to the above bizarro Walmart closings…get this, the store closings are in the areas that encompass Operation Jade Helm. Thoughts anyone?

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
April 15, 2015 1:51 am

T4C

I secured this info from numerous sites. May be a hoax, don’t know yet. I don’t like this one bit.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
April 15, 2015 1:57 am

Yep, Texas, Utah, Florida and Cali…….matches up to Jade Helm. Strange things are afoot at the Circle K chill’un.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
April 15, 2015 2:13 am

Spooky….White Horse Prophecy may be for real. Dear leader Oreo made a surprise visit to the LDS higherarchy in Salt Lake City a few days ago….read about it somewhere over the weekend. I forget exactly the date he was there.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
April 15, 2015 2:58 am

Have known about this prophecy for a long time, did not think it would be at this time. Are you familiar with it T4C? Very interesting that it is the Mormons who save America and restore the Constitution.

Old Bea has to be in the office early….thanks for posting this story T4C…..goodnight.