Hillary Clinton To Nation: ‘Do Not Fuck This Up For Me’
WASHINGTON—After several seconds spent sitting motionless and glaring directly into the camera, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reportedly began Sunday’s video announcing her 2016 presidential bid by warning the nation not to fuck this up for her. “Listen up, assholes, ’cause I’m only saying this once: I’ve worked way too goddamn hard to let you morons blow this thing for me,” said Clinton, repeatedly jabbing her index finger toward the viewers at home while adding that if they thought she was going to simply sit back and watch them dick her over like they did in 2008, they were out of their fucking minds. “Seriously, don’t you dare even think about it. If you shitheads can just get in line, we can breeze through this whole campaign in 19 months and be done with it. Or, if you really want, we can do this the hard way. Because make no mistake, I’m not fucking around. Got it?” Clinton then ended her announcement by vowing to fight for a better future for all working-class families like the one she grew up in.
Well well look what the cat dragged in this morning….
Fox News has obtained a copy of a letter dated Dec. 13, 2012, that was sent from then-House Oversight Committee chair Rep. Darrell Issa, R-Calif., to Cabinet secretaries, including Clinton, inquiring about their email habits. The committee was conducting an investigation into how the Obama administration handled the use of personal email by its officials.
So the Obama administration strategy continues — ignore letters and inquiries, and even subpoenas (Lois Lerner anyone?) in the hope that it will all blow over.
The reason this is used as a strategy is that it generally will because the Republicans — and the people — voluntarily de-balled themselves a decade or two ago and thus instead of drumming those politicians who pull this crap out of office (as happened with Nixon) they instead get away with it.
Now here’s the problem for the Democrats: Hillary is running for President.
Here’s the next big problem with Hillary claiming that she turned over “all relevant emails” to Congress: If she’s lying, and I bet she is, the person she either sent or received such an email to or from almost certainly has a copy too.
It only takes one of those people to be in possession of something particularly juicy that would like to see her lose. They then wait for the appropriate, soft-underbelly-exposed moment and ram that email right up her chute.
That’s going to happen folks — bet on it — and it is why the Democrats would be out of their minds to nominate her for President, irrespective of whatever other calculation they’re making.
If any such email exists it is flat-out radioactive and the other party to the conversation has it.
PS: If you’re one of “those people” don’t go in any hottubs or fly in any private planes. Or, for that matter, don’t go walking around Foggy Bottom late at night or you might shoot yourself in the head — twice.
gm
April 16, 2015 10:21 am
I just do not think I will vote for monica lewenski’s ex- boyfriends wife lol
Stucky
April 16, 2015 10:35 am
flash
That’s one of the BEST EVER pics showing there’s not a nickels worth of difference between donkeys and elephants.
overthecliff
April 16, 2015 11:04 am
Admin I don’t think the politicians are afraid of an exposed Hillary e-mail. They know the majority of the electorate are ignorant or stupid or both. That is why they just make shit up as they go along. They know that it makes no difference what they say, what they do is preordained by PTB.
Kill Bill
April 16, 2015 2:33 pm
Yes, Hilarity tried to hide emails…..down want to see her in the oval orifice, but few seem to remember the email fiasco under the Rove years.
Kill Bill
April 16, 2015 2:36 pm
* down s/b doan
Stucky
April 16, 2015 2:39 pm
” down s/b doan” —— Kill Bill
That clarifies nothing.
Billy
April 16, 2015 3:00 pm
This is gonna be gross, but…
Via the Earl of Taint…
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card802
April 16, 2015 4:25 pm
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children in her class what their mothers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up — teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, So when the teacher gently prodded him about his mother,
He replied, “Well my mother’s an exotic dancer in a Club and takes off all her clothes in front of men, and they put money in her
underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.”
The teacher, obviously shaken by this bold statement,hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little
Johnny aside to quietly ask him, “Is that really true about your mother, dear?”
Nope,” the boy said, “She works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that In front of the other kids.”
CUNT!
Hillary Clinton To Nation: ‘Do Not Fuck This Up For Me’
WASHINGTON—After several seconds spent sitting motionless and glaring directly into the camera, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reportedly began Sunday’s video announcing her 2016 presidential bid by warning the nation not to fuck this up for her. “Listen up, assholes, ’cause I’m only saying this once: I’ve worked way too goddamn hard to let you morons blow this thing for me,” said Clinton, repeatedly jabbing her index finger toward the viewers at home while adding that if they thought she was going to simply sit back and watch them dick her over like they did in 2008, they were out of their fucking minds. “Seriously, don’t you dare even think about it. If you shitheads can just get in line, we can breeze through this whole campaign in 19 months and be done with it. Or, if you really want, we can do this the hard way. Because make no mistake, I’m not fucking around. Got it?” Clinton then ended her announcement by vowing to fight for a better future for all working-class families like the one she grew up in.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/hillary-clinton-to-nation-do-not-fuck-this-up-for,38416/
who’s up for compromise ?
Rock that VOTE 2016 !
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Democrat Strategy: Ignore And Obfuscate
Well well look what the cat dragged in this morning….
Fox News has obtained a copy of a letter dated Dec. 13, 2012, that was sent from then-House Oversight Committee chair Rep. Darrell Issa, R-Calif., to Cabinet secretaries, including Clinton, inquiring about their email habits. The committee was conducting an investigation into how the Obama administration handled the use of personal email by its officials.
So the Obama administration strategy continues — ignore letters and inquiries, and even subpoenas (Lois Lerner anyone?) in the hope that it will all blow over.
The reason this is used as a strategy is that it generally will because the Republicans — and the people — voluntarily de-balled themselves a decade or two ago and thus instead of drumming those politicians who pull this crap out of office (as happened with Nixon) they instead get away with it.
Now here’s the problem for the Democrats: Hillary is running for President.
Here’s the next big problem with Hillary claiming that she turned over “all relevant emails” to Congress: If she’s lying, and I bet she is, the person she either sent or received such an email to or from almost certainly has a copy too.
It only takes one of those people to be in possession of something particularly juicy that would like to see her lose. They then wait for the appropriate, soft-underbelly-exposed moment and ram that email right up her chute.
That’s going to happen folks — bet on it — and it is why the Democrats would be out of their minds to nominate her for President, irrespective of whatever other calculation they’re making.
If any such email exists it is flat-out radioactive and the other party to the conversation has it.
PS: If you’re one of “those people” don’t go in any hottubs or fly in any private planes. Or, for that matter, don’t go walking around Foggy Bottom late at night or you might shoot yourself in the head — twice.
I just do not think I will vote for monica lewenski’s ex- boyfriends wife lol
flash
That’s one of the BEST EVER pics showing there’s not a nickels worth of difference between donkeys and elephants.
Admin I don’t think the politicians are afraid of an exposed Hillary e-mail. They know the majority of the electorate are ignorant or stupid or both. That is why they just make shit up as they go along. They know that it makes no difference what they say, what they do is preordained by PTB.
Yes, Hilarity tried to hide emails…..down want to see her in the oval orifice, but few seem to remember the email fiasco under the Rove years.
* down s/b doan
” down s/b doan” —— Kill Bill
That clarifies nothing.
This is gonna be gross, but…
Via the Earl of Taint…
[img
[/img]
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children in her class what their mothers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up — teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, So when the teacher gently prodded him about his mother,
He replied, “Well my mother’s an exotic dancer in a Club and takes off all her clothes in front of men, and they put money in her
underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.”
The teacher, obviously shaken by this bold statement,hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little
Johnny aside to quietly ask him, “Is that really true about your mother, dear?”
Nope,” the boy said, “She works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that In front of the other kids.”