UNFORTUNATE NAME

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Bostonbob
Bostonbob
June 12, 2015 9:49 am

Admin,
We had a congressman up in Hew Hampshire named Dick Swett. How unfortunate.
Bob.

starfcker
starfcker
June 12, 2015 10:12 am

I went to high school with a girl who’s father was a urologist, Dr. Richard Finder

Stucky
Stucky
June 12, 2015 10:42 am

Well, my real name sounds close to Dick Crotchman. Really. Try living wif dat.

Speaking of crotches … “ABC got a little too close to LeBron James on Thursday night. Prior to the start of Game 4 between the Cleveland Cavaliers and Golden State Warriors, James adjusted his shorts during a team huddle, briefly exposing his penis on live television.”

I don’t actually see his penis no matter how hard I try, so I don’t think this violates the ‘no nudity’ rule.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=bIdMmeqJjuw

Heywood Giblomie
Heywood Giblomie
June 12, 2015 10:49 am

I don’t get it?

Mydik Burns
Mydik Burns
June 12, 2015 10:51 am

Sounds like a perfectly normal name to me,

Dick Wacker
Dick Wacker
June 12, 2015 10:59 am

I wish I had a name that nice.

Kenya Swallow
Kenya Swallow
June 12, 2015 11:01 am

Makes me feel better about myself.

Stucky
Stucky
June 12, 2015 11:05 am

“Why are you trying “real hard”?” ———— Admin

Height wise, I’m just a little shorter than King James. It’s natural, imho, to want to compare schlongs. I just need to know if mine is abnormally huge, or par for the course.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
June 12, 2015 11:15 am

There was a proctologist around these parts named Harry Assman. Perfect name for the guy.

Paulo
Paulo
June 12, 2015 11:36 am

Hey,

Where I live on Vancouver Island we have a local 300 lbs native named ‘Tiny Dick’. There is a whole clan named Dicks, and Tiny is named Tiny due to his 300 lbs size. My kids would look up his name in the phone book and laugh and laugh

Tits McGee
Tits McGee
June 12, 2015 1:00 pm

Some people make fun of my name but that’s because they have never seen me. Everyone says my name really fits.

card802
card802
June 12, 2015 1:18 pm

My brother in law went to Mich State and his roommate was Anel Ram, the first year they put the names on all the dorm rooms, kid took a lot of abuse, but never lacked date requests.

backwardsevolution
backwardsevolution
June 12, 2015 1:58 pm

Here’s a good German name that brought some laughs: Fanny Chmelar.

Mike Hawk
Mike Hawk
June 12, 2015 2:23 pm

I think his name has a nice ring to it.

Maggie
Maggie
June 12, 2015 2:39 pm

I worked with a man of Vietnamese origin whose nickname was “Maverick.” I thought it an odd nickname for a small man who spoke broken English, but who could follow the logic of a spreadsheet analysis better than any of the rest of his “team. He wanted to be called Mav? No problem.

One day, in the office, I got a look at his personnel file laying on the bosses desk.

Dung Pan

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
June 12, 2015 4:01 pm

Jack Zopf is not impressed.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
June 12, 2015 9:53 pm

Went to school with a gal whose last name was “Hoar”. But that’s not the worst, another girl’s last name was “Greasidick”. Hilarity ensued, poor girls.

Hugh Jass
Hugh Jass
June 13, 2015 12:41 am

His name’s not so bad…

Choo Mah Wang
Choo Mah Wang
June 13, 2015 12:47 am

Speak for yourself…

Russ Palmer
Russ Palmer
June 13, 2015 1:20 am

True Story:

Good friend of mine went to school with a guy everyone called Tony – last name Hole. One day she saw his name printed in his records: Mias Hole. What kind of person would do that to their own kid??