This new ferry service is just what we’ve been needing around here. I wonder how much it is?
Westcoaster
June 15, 2015 4:35 pm
All ahead full.
Stephanie Shepard
June 15, 2015 4:37 pm
Raccoons…fucking raccoons, man.
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Tommy
June 15, 2015 4:44 pm
Racoon flight, whatever – I just need to get away from that scene. They’re animals.
Administrator
Author
June 15, 2015 4:46 pm
“Martha told me to watch out for alligators. I’ve got my eyes peeled. Why is this rock moving?”
Rocky Racoon
Stephanie Shepard
June 15, 2015 4:47 pm
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cantbaretowatch
June 15, 2015 5:05 pm
Every time my John Deere Gator broke down the costs ate me alive, lets see how I fair with this one.
Capn Mike
June 15, 2015 5:09 pm
It’s my nature… (Scorpion reference)
Jess
June 15, 2015 6:02 pm
“Yeah, I know her. If you give me a ride to the other side, I’ll introduce you to her.”
robert h siddell jr
June 15, 2015 6:08 pm
The raccoon is an undocumented community organizer and he and the illegal immigrant reptile will be voting Democrat in Nov2016.
kokoda
June 15, 2015 6:11 pm
Holy crap, That was a gator swallowing a raccoon.
Stucky
June 15, 2015 6:38 pm
“Is that Obama on my back or just a regular old coon?”
Homer
June 15, 2015 6:59 pm
“Team Work, works.”
Homer
June 15, 2015 7:02 pm
“I wonder if this stuffed raccoon I tied to my back will get me any grub, today?”
acetinker
June 15, 2015 7:03 pm
OK Stucky, you win hands down!
Once upon a time, a terrified shitizen called the Sheriff and said, There’s a coon on my back porch actin’ crazy! You need to got over heah right away!
The Sheriff chuckled and asked, “Are you talkin’ ’bout a rac-coon, or a nigger?
The caller replied, “Ima talkin’ ’bout a rac-coon, Goddamit! This is a nigger callin”!
I’ll be here all week, be sure and try the veal.
Homer
June 15, 2015 7:07 pm
“I’ll just play possum and grab him when he’s not lookin'”.
AC
June 15, 2015 7:25 pm
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Stucky
June 15, 2015 7:37 pm
A priest and a rabbi were walking down the side walk. On the other side of the street they see a 12 year old neegrow boy. The priest says “Lets go fuck him.” The rabbi looks for a minute and then says “Out of what?”
Man walks into an antique store and buys a brass rat. On his way home he notices rats are coming out of the sewers, buildings, parking lots and just following him. He walks fifteen blocks past his house and the rat numbers are swelling. He walks another forty blocks to the George Washington bridge. He walks to the middle of the bridge as the entire rat population of the city follows him. He decides to throw the brass rat into the river, and every single rat jumps in also!! The next day the man goes back to the antique store. The owner asks, “May I help you?”. And the man says, “Yeah, you got any brass niggers?”
thetruthonly
June 15, 2015 7:42 pm
The break right is radical, I’m amped(utated).
acetinker
June 15, 2015 7:51 pm
You really have studied religion, haven’t you, Stucky?
Niggers aside- they come in all shapes and sizes and needn’t have dark skin, and I never thought I’d like a guy from Joisey- but now I do.
Russia Is Strong
June 15, 2015 8:43 pm
“Sweet! My savings are all safe in Treasury Bills AND I’m hitching a free ride across the river on this log ..what could go wrong?”
Sarthurk
June 16, 2015 2:06 am
Hey guys, hold my beer and watch this!
Cricket
June 16, 2015 9:51 am
Hooper, full throttle!
ASIG
June 17, 2015 2:47 am
Oh boy how did I get so lucky, I just hate getting my fur wet.
“And not a single fuck was given that day…”
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“CAPTAIN!! ICEBERG AHEAD!!”
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“You sure this is the way to Ipanema?”
This new ferry service is just what we’ve been needing around here. I wonder how much it is?
All ahead full.
Raccoons…fucking raccoons, man.
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Racoon flight, whatever – I just need to get away from that scene. They’re animals.
“Martha told me to watch out for alligators. I’ve got my eyes peeled. Why is this rock moving?”
Rocky Racoon
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Every time my John Deere Gator broke down the costs ate me alive, lets see how I fair with this one.
It’s my nature… (Scorpion reference)
“Yeah, I know her. If you give me a ride to the other side, I’ll introduce you to her.”
The raccoon is an undocumented community organizer and he and the illegal immigrant reptile will be voting Democrat in Nov2016.
Holy crap, That was a gator swallowing a raccoon.
“Is that Obama on my back or just a regular old coon?”
“Team Work, works.”
“I wonder if this stuffed raccoon I tied to my back will get me any grub, today?”
OK Stucky, you win hands down!
Once upon a time, a terrified shitizen called the Sheriff and said, There’s a coon on my back porch actin’ crazy! You need to got over heah right away!
The Sheriff chuckled and asked, “Are you talkin’ ’bout a rac-coon, or a nigger?
The caller replied, “Ima talkin’ ’bout a rac-coon, Goddamit! This is a nigger callin”!
I’ll be here all week, be sure and try the veal.
“I’ll just play possum and grab him when he’s not lookin'”.
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A priest and a rabbi were walking down the side walk. On the other side of the street they see a 12 year old neegrow boy. The priest says “Lets go fuck him.” The rabbi looks for a minute and then says “Out of what?”
Man walks into an antique store and buys a brass rat. On his way home he notices rats are coming out of the sewers, buildings, parking lots and just following him. He walks fifteen blocks past his house and the rat numbers are swelling. He walks another forty blocks to the George Washington bridge. He walks to the middle of the bridge as the entire rat population of the city follows him. He decides to throw the brass rat into the river, and every single rat jumps in also!! The next day the man goes back to the antique store. The owner asks, “May I help you?”. And the man says, “Yeah, you got any brass niggers?”
The break right is radical, I’m amped(utated).
You really have studied religion, haven’t you, Stucky?
Niggers aside- they come in all shapes and sizes and needn’t have dark skin, and I never thought I’d like a guy from Joisey- but now I do.
“Sweet! My savings are all safe in Treasury Bills AND I’m hitching a free ride across the river on this log ..what could go wrong?”
Hey guys, hold my beer and watch this!
Hooper, full throttle!
Oh boy how did I get so lucky, I just hate getting my fur wet.