PICTORIAL ESSAY: Nukes! Joos! Barry! Mooslims! Armageddon!

A deal has been reached with Iran and it’s nuke program.  It looks like this;

Ya got yer Evil Joos!  (Who are already saying they are not bound by the agreement)

 

Ya got yer Crazy Fuckin Iranian Mooslims!  (Who were still shouting “Death To America!” just before the signing.)

 

Ya got yer Clueless Neegrow! (“I got this.”)

Ya got “I don’t hate Joos” ZARA with the biggest smile of his life! (Actual photo of Zara.)

 

Ya got yer Moonbat Christians who will tell you today’s deal was PROPHESIED IN DA BIBLE!!  (And it’s a sign that Jeebus will be coming back to earf SOON!)

 “One of those fuckers IS Iran!!”  (Daniel 84:20)

 

And ya got this … Oh, yeah, Baby! … eventually, sooner or later … ya got THIS in yer future.

 

To summarize; ya got Joos, Mooslims, Neegrows, Christians, Nukes, and Zara … all in one thread. In other words, the possibility of an Epic Shit Fest.  Don’t be a pussy … pick a side!!

Me?  It’s a tossup.  There absolutely WILL be a nuke war, sooner or later. The only question is who starts it, and where.  I’m going with the Middle East. And, the Joos. Those fuckers are cra-a-a-a-zy and paranoid … a dangerous combination that will blow up. Literally.

STM, commence fire!

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July 14, 2015 1:55 pm

Iran Deal Done – “Stunning, Historic Mistake” Or “Profoundly Positive Change”

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/14/2015 11:30 -0400

While slightly later than expected, a comprehensive deal on Iran’s nuclear weapons program has now been reached. As Reuters reports, the agreement will be greeted with alarm in several quarters, both in Washington and Tehran and internationally too, and could yet unravel. Internationally, the deal will accelerate unease in some Arab states, including Saudi Arabia, but it is Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu who remains the fiercest public critic and has issued a warning that the accord will “inevitably lead to a nuclear war.” The deal profoundly changes the balance of power in the region, but averts the conflict that was likely otherwise, but as ECStrat notes, Iran offers exceptional investment opportunities, but the near term impact will be to continue oil’s decline back to its lows, potentially taking energy stocks with it.

As Reuters notes,

The agreement will be greeted with alarm in several quarters, both in Washington and Tehran and internationally too, and could yet unravel. Internationally, the deal will accelerate unease in some Arab states, including Saudi Arabia, but it is Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu who remains the fiercest public critic and has issued a warning that the accord will “inevitably lead to a nuclear war.”

To be sure, no lasting settlement that Iran would ever be likely to agree to will completely eliminate its ability to build a nuclear bomb. In testimony last year, Kerry told Congress that it would, in theory, currently take Tehran around “two months” to produce sufficient nuclear material for such a weapon.

However, buttressed by greater international monitoring and oversight of Iran’s program, the P5+1 believe that they have significantly lengthened this so-called ‘break-out period’ to at least 12 months. This is a very sensitive issue with many conservatives in Tehran, including Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

This underlines the fact that, within Iran and the United States, opposition to a final deal is concentrated largely (but by no means exclusively rests) amongst conservatives, including the Republican Party which controls Congress. And, it is the American federal legislature where the deal faces the most obvious and immediate challenge, with a 60 day review period soon underway with final votes probably not until the autumn.

And John Boehner came out firing this morning…

*PRESIDENT OBAMA ‘ABANDONED HIS OWN GOALS’ WITH IRAN: BOEHNER
*OBAMA’S ‘DEAL’ WILL ‘ONLY EMBOLDEN’ IRAN: BOEHNER

However, as ECStrat’s Emad Mostique notes, there are positives (and opportunities) from the deal…

While slightly later than expected, a comprehensive deal on Iran’s nuclear weapons program has now been reached. We think this is a good deal that stops nuclear breakout, the primary aim.

The deal profoundly changes the balance of power in the region, but averts the conflict that was likely otherwise.

We have been of the opinion that Iran’s nuclear program was primarily a defensive deterrent for a pariah, autarchic state, with any offensive function circumscribed by the jurisprudential foundations of Twelver Shia Islam (see page 6 onwards here).

Iran offers exceptional investment opportunities, but the near term impact will be to continue oil’s decline back to its lows, potentially taking energy stocks with it.

Pariah no longer?

The mutual distrust between Iran and the rest of the world stemmed from their outcast status that started after the Iranian revolution in 1979, when Iran had its own “Arab Spring”, overthrowing the monarchy for a democratic system that was then handed over to the control of Ayatollah Khomenei, who pushed a new concept of velayat-e-faqih, “guardianship of the jurists”. The unpredictable nature of the new, non-autocratic Iran led to most of the world uniting behind Arab leader Saddam Hussein in the horrible Iran-Iraq war that ensued, with only Israel providing substantive support to Iran as they were unsure Saddam was quite all there.

In the decades since there has been some degree of hesistance and debate in the West and Israel as to whether Iran was a state or an ideology (with the pejorative use of “mullahs” to refer to its leadership). As the former, one could treat it as a rational actor with various power blocs within it, as the latter the tendency was, to quote Benjamin Netanyahu who used a nuclear Iran as a key political canard, to view it as an “messianic apocalyptic cult”, particularly given Ahmadinejad’s tendency to make millenarian declarations of the return of the Mahdi.

The last few years of negotiation following the freezing of Iran from the global system in 2012, co-ordinated with several regional allies to try to prevent the inexorable shift in the regional balance of power and baking of the Shia croissant, has shown that Iran is indeed a rational state, albeit one with irrational actors within it.

These irrational actors were, as in many countries, primarily driven not by religious fervour, but rather by political ideology (rather conservative) and the desire to maintain their privileged status in society – Iran’s elite controlled the reins to the sanctions economy and thus became inordinately wealthy from it, even as the middle classes suffered.

The role of religion in the purported Sunni-Shia Cold War in the region has been overplayed and is primarily only a small contributory factor on the basis of cultural prejudices. This can be seen by historically well-integrated societies such as Iraq pre-war and Kuwait today, but external actors such as ISIS are adept at driving and widening sectarian wedges, building on some of the more aggressive interpretations of religion (an interesting exercise is to see how references to Shia shift from rafidi (rejectors of faith) to ajam (persian) in Gulf media).

Economic factors to political sanctions

Indeed, the erosion of the middle class and “bazaaris” was one of the most interesting elements of the recent sanctions regime, as this group had benefited dramatically from the easy monetary policy in Iran under President Ahmadinejad, who set real interest rates to -10% in a populist binge, causing a huge boom in the monetary supply base (almost four-fold pop) even as the currency was pegged to the dollar, resulting in a hugely overvalued rial and Iranian cash flooding the region and doubling imports into the Arab Spring to nearly $80bn.

This, combined with Iran undergoing subsidy reform (moving from $100bn a year on a $350bn economy to a basic income model) and GDP approaching $400bn made Iran a real threat from a soft-power basis in the region, particularly given its traditional “role” as supporting self-declared revolutionary groups such as Hamas and Hezbollah.

When sanctions kicked in in 2012, the Iranian rial simply corrected back to its real effective exchange rate, not a hyper inflationary collapse that some were warning of at the time. The currency has remained relatively stable in an EM context at around 30,000 with interest rates at 20% and the Rouhani government steadily reducing inflation down to 15% from over 40% (be careful when analysing Iranian economic stats as the years are a bit funny, as are some of the official calculations).

This move in the currency, which the elite could circumvent, halved imports and ironically crushed the increasingly influential middle class, who were effectively frozen out of the international market by SWIFT/banking sanctions. Indeed, the banking sanctions were the main spanner in the works for Iranian industry, as many industries were untouched by other sanctions but business just became too difficult to do for many others, particularly if focused on trade.

Recent sanctions and government action has led to some oddities in the Iranian economy in recent years, such as the savings rate dropping from 45% to 33% in the last few years with investment being squeezed, even as household consumption increased almost 10% to 52%. Real estate and luxury cars (particularly Porsches, which are oddly prevalent in Tehran) benefitted with imports at a quarter of consumption, but there is a significant gap in SME financing in particular.

While Iran will likely have access to over $100bn in frozen offshore reserves and assets, as well as 30m barrels of floating oil and increased oil flows, it faces a delicate balancing act if it is to avoid stoking inflation ahead of next year’s elections. The economy is moderately well diversified versus regional peers, with oil receipts under a third of GDP (with most of the receipts going on remaining energy subsidies and new social payments), but there is an increasing focus on economic diversification, with startup growth and accelerators actively encouraged and FDI, which currently stands at 2% of GDP, a key target. The opening of Iran should also change the political balance of power profoundly as the middle classes, who actually (mostly) pay tax, become the primary beneficiaries of increased trade and a reversal in declining investment.

Possibly the most interesting stock market in the world

The Tehran Stock Exchange has a market cap of $100bn and trades up to $200m a day, high in a frontier market context with a PE of around 6x and double digit dividends. Access should SWIFT sanctions be removed is surprisingly easy, but navigating the market is a bit harder as local knowledge is needed to separate the privately owned and controlled companies from those controlled by groups such as the Setad under Ayatollah Khamenei or under one of the myriad companies controlled by the praetorian guard of Iran, the IRGC. The bond market is nascent, but Shariah-compliant and growing

The stock market will be an essential means for Iran to encourage foreign investment and increase its profile, particularly as there are another potential $100bn of privatisations in the pipeline if current plans are kept to, ideally for the government at a higher valuation to the ones we’ve seen. We would expect inflows to be slower than one might think as foreign companies will be cautious of the web of sanctions that needs to be unravelled and many lack expertise in the region sufficient to navigate the opaque on the ground environment where corporate governance can be variable to say the least. The banking sector also doesn’t appear to be very healthy after years of economic mismanagement, but capital may suddenly become considerably cheaper to paper over the cracks

Gradual sanctions removal

Back to the Iran deal, per the proposed text sanctions removal looks to be gradated but reasonably comprehensive, with the key banking sanctions being removed with IAEA verification, the major fillip to the economy that will allow it to resume its growth.

Certain sanctions focused on human rights abuses and related to Iran as a state sponsor of terror will stay in place, but the initial range of removed sanctions seems surprisingly broad. Iran has much more work to do to become a valued member of the global community, but trade goes a long way toward that.

The most aggressive US sanctions have been codified by Congress and thus can only be waived by Congressional vote or waived on a short-term basis by presidential waiver. We don’t see this as being rolled back by future administrations, particularly as the likelihood of Iran adhering to the deal under our model is very high

Oil cracking

We have been firmly negative on oil for the last few months and continue to see a double bottom in the oil price as the near term impact of floating Iranian barrels and medium term impact of increased Iranian production (we would venture 700kbpd in 6-12 months and potential output of 4.5-5mbpd in a few years vs a prior peak of 6mbpd) is absorbed by the market, pushing down the curve over the next year out even as inventory build continues and we are a month or two away from US production falling.

It is worth noting that Iranian oil is fairly low cost and the current outline of new production sharing agreements looks attractive, so this is oil that is highly likely to come to the market versus higher cost fields elsewhere. Iran has proved oil reserves of 160n barrels, 10% of the global total and the worlds largest proved gas reserves at 34 tr cubic metres (18% of global total). Not all Iranian crude will be exported however as it already consumes 2mbpd a day and sanctions removal will allow it to diversify downstream, with the bulk of production increase occurring in 2018-2020.

We also note that, unlikely the end of last year when Saudi was actually cutting exports and not really being that aggressive on pricing differentials, they have, as expected, ramped up oil production to record levels and actually reduced internal consumption on a seasonally adjusted basis, as well as slashed prices going into this summer, trying to drive down prices at a critical time. This has been a key driver of recent weakness in the price, as well as the market factoring in returning Iranian oil.

OPEC won’t cut in line and our view on China remains firmly bearish (note they’ve also filled their strategic reserves, removing up to 200kbpd of “demand”), with all signs pointing to a double bottom in the oil price.

After that our viewpoints diverge, with my view being that we work through the inventory overhang to the end of this year as oil sold forward comes back to the market and geopolitics looks somewhat troubling into 2016, even as production peaks and falls due to lack of exploration spending and cash run off, pushing up the back end of the oil curve and seeing a return to backwardation taking us back up above $100 into 2017.

JP thinks we are in a new normal and the end of the Chinese boom and increased fuel efficiency means we could go even lower than the lows.

Market impact

Shall be interesting to find out, but a double dip will put real pressure on energy equities, maybe even on the magical CNOOC and Sinopec (!) which have divorced from reality on the China equity boom. Global energy stocks have largely been tracking 12m oil and this is the key gauge to look at as the market prices forward Iranian crude.

Elsewhere, this is terrible news for Nigeria, where the Buhari government has been slow out of the blocks in getting the new cabinet and leadership team in place. A devaluation to 240-250 over the summer is highly likely, even as subsidies are removed, placing a lot of pain on the locals. The only reason it seems to feel bullish is because suddenly everyone is so bearish on Nigeria, but valuations still don’t quite give the comfort one would require here as the post-Buhari pop has slowly punctured.

On a single stock level, concerns over Nigeria may be outweighing the positive impact of potential repatriation of Iranian profits for MTN, which has had a subdued reaction today. In contrast, Gubre, a Turkish fertilizer stock we have highlighted in the past as having a substantial portion of its EBITDA from Iran, is up 10% (looking expensive) and Savola, which has a solid portion of its edible oils business in Iran is also up a couple of percent.

Russia should also suffer from the Iranian deal short-term as can be seen by the Ruble reaction, but this is predictable given the high correlation one should expect between the currency and the oil price. Please see our latest governments and markets piece for our latest views on the overall market.

The Gulf nations face somewhat of a mixed bag as there are undeniably proxy conflicts in certain areas, such as Yemen (where the Shia influence is overstated), yet alliances in others such as the fight against ISIS. The Gulf stock markets will likely remain secure as the governments have shown they will continue spending, although the question now is whether and in what form they will finance potential deficits. Certain regional companies such as Savola may well benefit from their Iranian ties and as Iran opens it provides an attractive new market to cash rich Gulf companies in need of a population to sell to, particularly as North Africa looks increasingly dicey.

Geopolitical fallout

On a military basis fears of a regional Iranian hegemon are overblown, with the Iranian army likely continuing a defensive posture, even as it supports regional allies.

The support of regional allies is not a case of Iran being “evil” and supporting “evil”, but rather the quite rational policy of supporting those who share commonalities in political position and goals. The level of support also varies dramatically, from heavy support for Assad and the Iraqi government (where a delicate dance is playing out) to minimal support for the Houthis in Yemen, which looks like it is headed toward becoming Al Qaedastan as the death toll rises above that of the Gaza offensive last year and the sheer scale of emergency aid requirements is mind boggling but largely ignored.

None of these pose a threat to regional governments territorially, certainly compared to the threat of ISIS and Iranian military spending is unlikely to ramp considerably as the IRGC concentrate on maintaining internal power under a new political and economic reality.

To put this in context, Iran spends just slightly more on its army than Oman

This is not particularly good for President Netanyahu in Israel and may drive further wedges in the political process there as a key “immediate” threat has been largely neutralised. Long-term there is the possibility that this is a bad deal for Israel as he says, but it is difficult to get people to rally around long-term, with short-term domestic issues now likely to dominate. We think this is good for Israel’s safety.

Geopolitically this deal is great for Russia as it fits in with their theme of moving in to occupy the space left by the USA as it pivots from the Middle East to Asia.

We should expect a significant pickup in trade between Russia and Iran, with Turkey and China being the other major beneficiaries in this regard as the petrodollar nexus moves further East.

This also marks a massive success for President Obama and paves the way for an increased focus on Asia, where the rebalancing of China and Japan pose an uncomfortable problem with no clear solution.

It is unlikely that the next President will roll back a nuclear deal or stop extending waivers regardless of the current rhetoric. The exception would be if Donald Trump wins, but that opens up a whole new barrel of worms.

Congress will have 60 days to look at the deal but ultimately can’t block it. Big Oil will also lobby aggressively for the deal to be put in place.

The ultimate upshot of the deal however is peace as we avoid a distrous regional conflict.

* * *

This political discontent in the United States may only embolden Netanyahu…

*NETANYAHU CALLS IRAN NUCLEAR DEAL `STUNNING, HISTORIC MISTAKE’
*ISRAEL NOT BOUND BY IRAN DEAL, ISRAELI PRIME MINISTER SAYS

Especially with the latter’s new electoral mandate, Israel will probably reserve the right to take unilateral military action against Iran’s nuclear facilities.

Taken overall, the final, comprehensive nuclear deal is a historic landmark that opens a new chapter in Iran’s relations with the United States, and wider West. However, domestic and international critics will now rally against the agreement, and it will face an early and significant hurdle this autumn in Congress.

kokoda
kokoda
July 14, 2015 2:13 pm

The Devil is in the Details – whatever they are.

bb
bb
July 14, 2015 2:39 pm

No matter what they sign you know America got screwed .

The more I read about the so called holocaust the more I’m beginning to doubt the official Jewish tribal story.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
July 14, 2015 2:55 pm

Okay, here’s what we need to do:

1) Locate and take out Israel’s four German-built subs. Two are probably in port at any one time and the rest can be targeted when they surface to recharge their batteries. There goes Israel’s second strike capability.

2) In a massive cruise missile barrage, take out Iron Dome and Israel’s missile and anti-aircraft batteries. We built most of them so we know where they are.

3) Bomb Israel’s military airfields, hardened hangers. Obliterate their airforce.

4) Bomb the shit out of their conventional forces, including US forward staged heavy armor.

5) Bomb the shit out of Israel’s military infrastructure. Command and control, radars and arms industry.

Then…demand unconditional surrender or we will next take out their civilian industrial infrastructure and ports. Occupy the country Japan/Germany style for a few years and create a new state of Palestine that incorporates Gaza (who may be given some local autonomy) and the West Bank creating a single secular republic where the equal rights of everyone is guaranteed regardless of religion, race or ethnicity.

Buh bye rogue Jewish regime. Hello world peace.

DRUD
DRUD
July 14, 2015 2:58 pm

Can I side with the cockroaches? They may turn out to be the only “winners.”

DRUD
DRUD
July 14, 2015 3:00 pm

Then again, maybe a couple of billion years down the road the Earth may be inhabited by a super-intelligent, sentient species of cockroach that will invent governments, fiat currencies, central banking and some sort of massive bug bomb with which they will too destroy themselves.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
July 14, 2015 3:16 pm

It won’t be long now until McDonalds will be selling Chelo Kebob hamburgers in Tehran and you’ll be able to get Persian-style ice cream (flavored with saffron, rosewater and pistaccio nuts) at Kroger’s. Persian rugs will get a lot cheaper too.

I was afraid that Netanyahu and company would kill the deal, but I was terrified that Miley Cyrus would.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
July 14, 2015 3:29 pm

Z- That was a good one, LOL.

bb
bb
July 14, 2015 4:01 pm

Mr Z , your would work but only a little while. We Americans will still be in the house of war.There can be no peace until everyone is in /under the house of Islam.

yahsure
yahsure
July 14, 2015 4:04 pm

Watch as stuff from the Bible happens. Israel does what is needed to survive.Surrounded by Muslims who continue to show us what kind of accepting religion they believe in. I continue to see hatred for Jews on the web,Everywhere.People are nuts.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
July 14, 2015 5:08 pm

Stucky,

Death to Israel!!

PS, The way things are headed there, it is the Palis who are one executive decision away from the gas chambers.

gm
gm
July 14, 2015 5:13 pm

wow so many targets …. so little time lol fuck it im going to go grill some burgers and let the death cults kill eah other !!!! I think the chosenites wont allow world peace until they dominate everything or die trying lol any religion? that says everyone else is their slave and less than their cattle .. I mean really give me a fucking break …. it is absolutely insane … if you think about it

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
July 14, 2015 5:29 pm

Victory in Vienna
Iran deal averts war – and opens up an new era in US foreign policy

by Justin Raimondo, July 15, 2015

The historic agreement signed by the P5+1 and the government of Iran marks a turning point in America’s relations with the world. It reverses the momentum of nearly fifteen years of constant warfare and puts us on a path to peace.

In terms of our relations in the Middle East, the agreement means the United States government has finally decided to pursue an independent foreign policy: Washington is no longer taking its marching orders from Tel Aviv. The Vienna accord is, in effect, our declaration of independence – and it came not a moment too soon.

As the Obama administration packs up shop in Washington, and the reform regime of Iranian President Hassan Rouhani weathers attacks from Iranian hardliners, the window of opportunity was beginning to close: this was the last chance for peace in the Middle East.

The more than one hundred pages of the agreement outline an accord rich in technical complexity – which none of its critics have had time or inclination to examine. That hasn’t stopped them from denouncing it as a “bad deal,” and a “sell out,” echoing Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu almost word for word. Practically frothing at the mouth, presidential candidate Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina) said the deal is “akin to declaring war on Israel.”

Graham is right that war has been declared, but he has the aggressor all wrong: it is Israel that has declared war on the United States. This conflict has been ongoing for many months: we have seen it played out in the headlines, from Joe Biden’s ambush in Jerusalem to Bibi’s and John Boehner’s ambush of the President in going behind the White House’s back to arrange the Prime Minister’s speech to a joint session of Congress. Now, finally, an American President has said “Enough!” – and fired back. From all indications, he’s scored a direct hit.

So what’s in the Vienna accord?

The key provisions are the verification procedures described in the agreement, and these are virtually foolproof. The “Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action” calls for:

“[A] long-term IAEA presence in Iran; IAEA monitoring of uranium ore concentrate produced by Iran from all uranium ore concentrate plants for 25 years; containment and surveillance of centrifuge rotors and bellows for 20 years; use of IAEA approved and certified modern technologies including on-line enrichment measurement and electronic seals; and a reliable mechanism to ensure speedy resolution of IAEA access concerns for 15 years.”

What’s not to like? IAEA inspectors will be on the scene: if the Iranians try to cheat, they’ll be caught in no time at all.

What about the sanctions issue? All sanctions are being lifted – but only after the IAEA verifies that Iran has held to its side of the bargain (See points 18 and 19 of the Plan of Action).

The two essential elements of any Iranian nuclear weapons program have been effectively nullified by this agreement.

First, in order to create a nuclear weapon Tehran would require highly enriched uranium. In signing the deal, the Iranians have agreed to reduce their stockpile of uranium by 98 percent. In addition, they’ve agreed to not go over an enrichment of 3.67 percent, far below the level required to produce a workable weapon.

Secondly, the Iranians would need a large number of sophisticated centrifuges in order to produce that highly enriched uranium. Under the terms of the deal, Tehran has agreed to reduce the number of centrifuges from almost 20,000 to 6,104 of the most outmoded models, a restriction put in place for a decade.

IAEA inspectors will have access to all Iranian nuclear facilities and any Iranian military base where there is reason to suspect illicit activities: in case of a disagreement between the parties on access, a mediation board has been set up, and its decisions are final.

The Arak nuclear reactor is being dismantled and rebuilt in accordance with the requirements set forth in the Plan of Action: once this process is completed under international supervision it will be impossible for that reactor to produce weapons-grade material.

As for the Fordow nuclear facility, Iran will “refrain from any uranium enrichment and uranium enrichment R&D and from keeping any nuclear material” at this site.

In short, all possible paths to an Iranian nuclear weapon have been blocked. Since any violation will be quickly detected, and given that the alternative is almost certainly the rapid development of an Iranian nuclear arsenal, there is no reason for any rational person to oppose this agreement.

The problem, however, is that its opponents aren’t rational people – they’re Israeli sock-puppets who, for reasons of their own, are determined to sabotage the deal no matter what. They oppose it precisely because it is practically foolproof, and we can see this in the text of the Plan of Action itself:

“Iran reaffirms that under no circumstances will Iran ever seek, develop or acquire any nuclear weapons…

“Successful implementation of this JCPOA will enable Iran to fully enjoy its right to nuclear energy for peaceful purposes under the relevant articles of the nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT) in line with its obligations therein, and the Iranian nuclear programme will be treated in the same manner as that of any other non-nuclear-weapon state party to the NPT…

“The E3/EU+3 and Iran acknowledge that the NPT remains the cornerstone of the nuclear non-proliferation regime and the essential foundation for the pursuit of nuclear disarmament and for the peaceful uses of nuclear energy.”

Note the legal framework upon which the agreement rests: the Nonproliferation Treaty, signed by 191 nations. Only four United Nations member states have refrained from becoming a party to this foundational treaty: Pakistan, India, Sudan – and Israel. The Vienna agreement underscores Israel’s outlaw status in the nuclear realm: Tel Aviv’s defiance stands in stark contrast to Tehran’s willingness to come in from the cold and join the community of nations in opposing the spread of nuclear weapons. From this point on, tremendous pressure will be brought to bear on the Israelis to come clean and agree to a similarly foolproof regime – which they will never do.

This is the real reason for Israel’s adamant opposition to the deal: their desire to maintain nuclear hegemony in the region. Now that Iran’s nuclear program has been brought to heel by international pressure, the Israelis are afraid that international pressure on them to do the same will commence. They are right to be afraid, just as the rest of the world is right to be afraid of the fact that Netanyahu’s finger is on the nuclear button: he could vaporize Tehran with a single command.

This is where the real danger of war – nuclear war – is situated: in Tel Aviv, not Tehran. And that horrific fact was brought home in Netanyahu’s furious response to the news out of Vienna: “Israel is not bound by this deal with Iran, because Iran continues to seek our destruction. We will always defend ourselves.” Buttressing this thinly-disguised threat, the Washington Post reported Bibi’s hard-line coalition partner Naftali Bennett’s response: “’Israel will defend itself,’ Bennett warned, vowing that military action is still an option for the Jewish State.”

And Israel’s war against America has a nonmilitary aspect, as well, with Israel’s deputy foreign minister Tzipi Hotovely declaring: “The State of Israel will employ all diplomatic means to prevent confirmation of the agreement.”

Yet the Israel lobby, weakened after a series of defeats, hasn’t got the votes in Congress to overturn the Vienna deal. Congress has 60 days to review the agreement, and you can bet they’ll be making a lot of noise in those two deafening months, but this time Israel’s American fifth column has been checkmated – and that marks another seismic shift.

Years ago, when Patrick J. Buchanan described Congress as “Israeli-occupied territory,” he was right on the mark: these days, however, it’s quite a different story. The Israel lobby’s unreasonableness, its dogmatic shrillness, and the viciousness with which it pursues its perceived enemies has created a backlash that has ultimately proved to be their undoing. Their hubris has undermined their legendary power – along with the objective fact that US and Israeli interests have diverged. All their tantrums and threats will come to naught, because in the end the American people don’t want to go to war with Iran – and certainly not in order to please Israel’s partisans.

With a single blow, President Obama has neutralized the threat of war with Iran that has been hanging over us for years – and obliterated Israel’s death-grip on our Middle East policy as well as our domestic politics. For that he deserves more than a mere Nobel Prize.

Archie
Archie
July 14, 2015 6:12 pm

Stucky, nice one. Lol. I am still trying to digest this news. I mean Obama giving the finger to Nutteryahoo is a big surprise to me. I wonder what the Jews will do in retaliation. Perhaps a “new” revelation about obama’s past? Or will it be WW3 commencing?

Yahsure, you have brought this up time and time again, the so-called hatred of the Jews, and your bewilderment thereof. I have answered you before and will answer again if you want, but only if you read what I write. It is not bewildering at all. The Jews are the biggest shit-stirrers in all of human history.

(Please note, I am obviously talking about all Jews. However, organized Jewry, and the Jews at the top of the food chain in all industries, look down on the ordinary or assimilated Jew as they would the hapless goyim.)

bb, you are correct, but don’t say anything too loudly, particularly in Europe, or you could wind up in prison, lose your job, get blacklisted, beaten to a pulp, get thrown through a plate glass door, have your books destroyed, or house firebombed.

The holocaust narrative is flawed to say the least, a crock of steaming shit to say the most.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
July 14, 2015 6:19 pm

Sucky is making a huge, but common mistake to equate the rogue, ethnic cleansing, apartheid warmongering parasite with Jews. I predict right here and now that the majority of American Jewry will support this deal.

PS, Blow me.

Lysander
Lysander
July 14, 2015 6:40 pm

I fucked a jewish girl once. Does that count? Am I an anti-Semite? She wanted it up her….well, you get the picture, but I didn’t do it.

Yuck.

I wouldn’t be buying any real estate in the Levant right about now, if I was able.

Butt, what do I know?

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
July 14, 2015 6:53 pm

Rand Paul Opposes Iran Deal
— and consigns his campaign to oblivion

by Justin Raimondo, July 14, 2015

In a brief statement posted on his Facebook page, “libertarian-ish” GOP presidential candidate Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) has come out against the recently signed accord between the P5+1 and Iran, which would restrict Iran’s nuclear program to peaceful uses of nuclear power. Here is his statement in full:

“The proposed agreement with Iran is unacceptable for the following reasons:

“1) Sanctions relief precedes evidence of compliance, 2) Iran is left with significant nuclear capacity, 3) it lifts the ban on selling advanced weapons to Iran

“I will, therefore, vote against the agreement.

“While I continue to believe that negotiations are preferable to war, I would prefer to keep the interim agreement in place instead of accepting a bad deal.”

This comes as no surprise, as the Senator has long been abandoning the anti-interventionist stance adopted by the movement started by his father and which his own campaign has depended on for contributions and boots on the ground (so to speak). It does, however, cross a red line for many libertarians, who have wanted to give Paul the Younger the benefit of a doubt. And one wonders at the paucity of his statement in opposition to the Vienna accord, which is wrong in every particular.

“Sanctions relief precedes evidence of compliance” – this assertion contradicts the actual text of the accord, which clearly states:

“The UN Security Council resolution endorsing this JCPOA will terminate all provisions of previous UN Security Council resolutions on the Iranian nuclear issue – 1696 (2006), 1737 (2006), 1747 (2007), 1803 (2008), 1835 (2008), 1929 (2010) and 2224 (2015) – simultaneously with the IAEA-verified implementation of agreed nuclear-related measures by Iran and will establish specific restrictions, as specified in Annex V.[1]
The EU will terminate all provisions of the EU Regulation, as subsequently amended, implementing all nuclear-related economic and financial sanctions, including related designations, simultaneously with the IAEA-verified implementation of agreed nuclear-related measures by Iran as specified in Annex V, which cover all sanctions and restrictive measures in the following areas, as described in Annex II:
In short, sanctions will be lifted when the Iranians have upheld their part of the bargain and this is verified by resident IAEA inspectors, whose presence in Iran will be continuous for the life of the accord.

Sen. Paul’s second contention is equally baffling:

“Iran is left with significant nuclear capacity.”

Patently untrue: the Iranians have agreed to cut their uranium stockpile by 98 percent: furthermore, they’re locked into an enrichment of a mere 3.9 percent, way below what would be necessary to create a nuclear bomb. And they will no longer have the centrifuges required for the enrichment process: they’ve agreed to reduce their working centrifuges from nearly 20,000 to 6,104 – and those remaining are outmoded, inefficient, and in the event the Iranians would try to use them to produce highly enriched uranium would soon be identified by on site inspectors as in violation of the accord.

Paul’s third objection, that the agreement lifts sanctions on sales of advanced arms to Iran, is frankly absurd. What sovereign government would ever agree to such sanctions? The answer is: none. And, again, the sanctions on any and all items listed in the agreement will not be lifted until IAEA inspectors verify compliance.

Writing in the Atlantic hours after the Vienna accord was announced, neoconservative David Frum, a former Bush speechwriter, gleefully predicted that the Iran deal would spell the effective end of Rand Paul’s presidential ambitions:

“In the middle of Obama’s tenure, Rand Paul achieved for himself a standing within the GOP that eluded his father by focusing less on international security and much more on domestic surveillance. So long as Congress was debating NSA and TSA, rather than Russia and Iran, Paul found a considerable constituency inside the party for his distinctive ideology. Now the spotlight shifts to Iran, Russia, and nuclear proliferation. Paul will either find himself isolated with the old Ron Paul constituency—or he’ll have to find some nimble way to jump to the ‘anti’ side of the Iran deal. (Perhaps he will emphasize the slight to Congress it represents?) If he opts for the latter approach, however, he becomes just another Republican voice among many competing to voice their opposition, and one less powerful and credible than, for example, Ted Cruz will be.”

While Frum is wrong that supporting the deal would’ve confined Paul to his father’s constituency – polls show 65 percent of Republicans supported the negotiations, and a third support a deal – he is dead right about the consequences of Paul opposing the deal. The “libertarian-ish” Senator from Kentucky is just another Ted Cruz, albeit less loud (and with less book sales) than the Canadian performance artist-cum-poltician.

Yeah, he could’ve been a contender….

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
July 14, 2015 7:01 pm

I hate it when I’m right. Okay, I actually don’t…

“When provided further details about a final agreement Jewish support grows further. A striking 78 percent of American Jews would back an agreement that imposes intrusive inspections of Iran and caps its enrichment of uranium at a level far below what is necessary to make a nuclear weapon in exchange for phased relief from US and international sanctions.”

http://jstreet.org/blog/post/poll-american-jewish-support-for-iran-deal-exceeds-support-among-general-population

Suck it, Sucky..

llpoh
llpoh
July 14, 2015 7:18 pm

This deal does not amount to a pile of cold vomit.

In the end, Israel will decide. If they feel threatened enough, all bets are off. Right, wrong, law, justice – nothing else will matter. Israel will decide whether its existence is at risk, and act accordingly. This little agreement, if anything, could expedite the decision.

Nothing to do with me. And the US shoulda stayed out of it. And out of Israel. Out of Syria. Out of Palestine. Iraq. Saudi Arabia. Yemen. Somalia. Afghanistan. Kuwait. Et al.

Rise Up
Rise Up
July 14, 2015 8:08 pm

Stucky says: Yes, because a goddamned piece of paper prevents wars! Yes, because once protagonists in the Middle East sign a treaty …. they REALLY mean it.
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It’s not a treaty. It’s an accord/agreement. A treaty would have required a 2/3 majority of Senate approval.

“The President… shall have Power, by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, to make Treaties, provided two thirds of the Senators present concur….”
Article II, Section 2, Clause 2

Rise Up
Rise Up
July 14, 2015 8:14 pm

Israel and the US created Stuxnet, and they can bring down Iran’s reactors without any bombs.
This was 4 years ago…imagine what new tricks they have now.

Stuxnet: Anatomy of a Computer Virus
from Patrick Clair 4 years ago

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An infographic video dissecting the nature and ramifications of Stuxnet, the first weapon made entirely out of code. This was produced for Australian TV program HungryBeast on Australia’s ABC1

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
July 14, 2015 8:15 pm

llpoh says:

This deal does not amount to a pile of cold vomit.

In the end, Israel will decide. If they feel threatened enough, all bets are off. Right, wrong, law, justice – nothing else will matter. Israel will decide whether its existence is at risk, and act accordingly. This little agreement, if anything, could expedite the decision.

Nothing to do with me. And the US shoulda stayed out of it. And out of Israel. Out of Syria. Out of Palestine. Iraq. Saudi Arabia. Yemen. Somalia. Afghanistan. Kuwait. Et al.
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Pre-deal, I would have said you were full of shit; that if Israel pre-emptively attacked Iran, Iran would assume US complicity and hit US targets in the area, especially the US fleet at Bahrain, so there would be no way for us to stay out of it.

Now things are different and I suspect Israel would be on it’s own. Which of course means it will never happen. Israel only attacks when it is sure it can win (and sometimes is wrong about that, i.e. Lebanon 2006). Israel’s modus vivendi is to compel the US to fight its’ wars. I don’t think many people really understand Iran’s defensive capabilities, since over the past 35 years, they have become self-sufficient and none of their anti-aircraft missile systems have been tested in war. Having said that, I suspect they are pretty potent and certainly they have had plenty of time to prepare.

Conclusion: Israel is bluffing. They won’t attack and can be ignored.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
July 14, 2015 8:16 pm

Rise up,

Iran, on it’s own (we presume), defeated Stuxnet. It caused only minor damage.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
July 14, 2015 8:35 pm

Stucky, The only method Israel would have to nuke Iran would be cruise missiles, and the S-400 was designed to take those out as well.

BEA LEVER
BEA LEVER
July 14, 2015 8:46 pm

Kabuki theater to keep the sheep scared shitless………looks like it worked on Stucky.
Oh Stuck, I would not use Pepe Escobar to illustrate your point, he is a Greenberg actor.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
July 14, 2015 9:28 pm

Stucky, you are right. The Jericho 3 missile can carry a 1 MT nuke almost 4,000 miles. More than enough to hit any site in Iran. FWIW, it is a mobile land-based missile.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
July 14, 2015 9:30 pm

On the other hand, variants of the S-400 are highly effective against ballistic missiles…

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
July 14, 2015 9:59 pm

The Iran deal has one thing about it that should scare the crap out of thinking people. John Kerry gave birth to it!!!!!!!

Zara, Russsian military hardware has been notorious for under performing in the hands of rag heads. Stuck in the 7 th century.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
July 14, 2015 10:11 pm

Overthecliff says:

Zara, Russsian military hardware has been notorious for under performing in the hands of rag heads. Stuck in the 7 th century.
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You don’t know much about Iran, do you?

Econman
Econman
July 14, 2015 10:43 pm

Easily the best article title in years.

Chris Rock once said the problem is all the crazy motherfuckers in every group hijack everything while normal people get caught in the crossfire.

Econman
Econman
July 14, 2015 10:48 pm

Holy shit, I up voted a bb comment.

Is that the 7th Sign foretold in prophesy?

Econman
Econman
July 14, 2015 10:50 pm

Holy shit, I praised a Stucky article too.

It is The End times..

starfcker
starfcker
July 15, 2015 12:31 am
flash
flash
July 15, 2015 4:29 am

Lissen ; what the Rand say…

via RP FB

Rand Paul
11 hrs ·

The proposed agreement with Iran is unacceptable for the following reasons:

1) sanctions relief precedes evidence of compliance
2) Iran is left with significant nuclear capacity
3) it lifts the ban on selling advanced weapons to Iran

I will, therefore, vote against the agreement.

While I continue to believe that negotiations are preferable to war, I would prefer to keep the interim agreement in place instead of accepting a bad deal. Please help share this news.

There are no good guys playing at government.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK3H_M1WZWA&feature=em-subs_digest

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
July 15, 2015 6:54 am

Well if nuclear war is inevitable let’s get it on. I either want to be at ground zero or the last hooman alive.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
July 15, 2015 9:31 am

I do not believe that anyone – including Russia – has perfected an anti ballistic missile defense. I’m inclined to support this deal because, while the Iranians will cheat, it doesn’t matter in the long run. Iran will have the bomb. If they use it on Israel, Israel can – and should – retaliate without mercy, but that shouldn’t be limited to hitting Iran. Take out Mecca and Medina while they’re at it. Anyone who wants to be a Hajji – walking mindlessly around a glass parking lot – would be radioactive. And take out the Shia holy sites in Iraq. Drop a couple in Peshawar and Kandahar for good measure. And Cairo. Don’t forget Cairo. The Zionist regime is racist, yet better than what the muzzies would institute, given free hand. The idea that getting rid of the Zionist state would mean peace and democracy is ridiculous. It’s more likely that Hamas would join ISIS and kill half the population within six months. We should all be glad Israel has sub-based nukes. They should be able to do their own deterring.

flash
flash
July 15, 2015 9:41 am

the enemy of my enemy…

Israel and Saudi Arabia present united front over Iran deal
Iran’s enemies unsettled by its deal with the West, but Bashar al-Assad of Syria says it is ‘a great victory’

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iran/11739349/Israel-and-Saudi-Arabia-present-united-front-over-Iran-deal.html

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
July 15, 2015 10:16 am

Now that the deal has been struck Disney has announced that they are building an “Islamic Themed Amusement Park”. The main character at the park will be Khomeni Cricket .

They will have a soft drink called the Ayatollah Coka-Cola…it gives gas to everyone but American’s .

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
July 15, 2015 1:50 pm

Stucky and I/S

There will be a nuke exchange in the future, it will also be VERY controlled and most likely in the areas that need demolition. It will be done by the usual suspects who have brought you high drama theater in the past…………so it is written, so it shall be done.

If you live in certain dark areas of Chicago, I would be worried. NY and NJ in areas that need to be leveled, I would be worried. They have been using small nukes in warfare for some time right? What would stop them from using them to level ghettos? The radiation levels only last about three weeks to a month, then they can come in and build a new billion dollar high rise.

Personally I would stay out of the 30 blocks. No billionaires homes will be touched.

Bea Lever aka Capt. Obvious
Bea Lever aka Capt. Obvious
July 15, 2015 2:03 pm

How fast will the sheep stop rioting when all of their money is vaporized if they think a nuke exchange is raining down on them? Add in alien invasion after the nukes and they won’t even remember they had any money. Problem solved.

Biggest heist in history is then complete.