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Well, that win was short-lived.

A woman identified only as “Chantelle” by an Australian radio station made one very costly mistake after winning $825 on a 100-to-1 horse race bet.

She took a selfie with her ticket and posted it to Facebook. DOH!

To her dismay, someone saw the barcode of the winning ticket in her photo and used it to claim her winnings.

“To the low life who is obviously my friend on Facebook and used my photo to claim our winnings. You’re a massive d*ck. You ruined my day,” she wrote on Facebook.

She told the radio station that police were able to track where the money was claimed, so she might get some sweet redemption.

But you kind of have to give it to the person who claimed the cash.

That was genius.

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rhs jr
rhs jr
November 6, 2015 4:07 pm

More Bull Shit: “You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.” Does anyone else get your comments erased frequently and this message?

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
November 6, 2015 4:22 pm

@rhs: No, it’s only happening to you. Probably the NSA playing catch-up.

bb
bb
November 6, 2015 4:42 pm

Yes ,but only when Westcoaster is around.

rhs jr
rhs jr
November 6, 2015 5:01 pm

bb, then he’s probably an NSA spy pretending to be a Leftist-Rightist to confuse me.

wip
wip
November 6, 2015 5:03 pm

Why is Jetman a fail?

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
November 6, 2015 6:10 pm

rhs jr says:
“More Bull Shit: “You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.” Does anyone else get your comments erased frequently and this message?”

Like I said the other day when you posted a similar question………..

That would be me. Nothing you have to say is important enough for you to be posting so often. And the grammar and spelling mistakes are yours alone.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
November 6, 2015 6:25 pm

How is Beaver Cleaning Services a fail??

The fail would be if there were no Beaver Cleaning Service

kokoda
kokoda
November 6, 2015 7:11 pm

Emirates vid was good – anyone that didn’t like it is a fuck-wit.

Lysander
Lysander
November 6, 2015 7:14 pm

On the top left vid of the girl running…is that a cyprus tree in the background?

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
November 6, 2015 7:58 pm

I can’t see any trees in that video Lysander. I think your eyesight is failing.

Teri
Teri
November 6, 2015 8:04 pm

I think the little kid’s math answer is awesome! It’s the teacher who is FAIL.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
November 6, 2015 8:06 pm

OMG. I think selfiers are on the same level as Zombehs.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
November 6, 2015 8:23 pm

T4C

I know you are there I can hear you breathing . Don’t you have even one Friday fail tonight?

T4C
T4C
November 6, 2015 10:12 pm

I was cleaning my beaver.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
November 6, 2015 10:16 pm

T4c hates dopplers , you will soon be toast.

DRUD
DRUD
November 6, 2015 11:07 pm

Holy shit, T4C are you all right? Did you have any warning? Any history of heart disease?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
November 6, 2015 11:10 pm

T4, your an impressive woman. Impressive is not even close to the word I’d apply to you if I had a better word. That is ballsy.

I read somewhere that the balloon trick doesn’t work as well for women, I hope the stents work out fine. I know bb and I mess with you but we wish you well always. It would be TBP without you.

Live long and prosper, Seven of Nine

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
November 6, 2015 11:17 pm

rhs jr says: More Bull Shit: “You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.” Does anyone else get your comments erased frequently and this message?

Wait for the article to finish posting before submitting comment. Copy your comment before submitting comment. Do not accidentally delete your comment when copying it.

Interplanetary Solipsist hates comments unless they are his own or extremely negative comments that echo his own desire to rid the world of the human plague.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
November 6, 2015 11:18 pm

T4C- My God, I am so glad that you are going to be OK. I have been worried as you have been MIA without a peep and I felt something was wrong. We will be praying for your speedy recovery.

Thank God we still have you with us….please take care and keep us up to date.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
November 7, 2015 12:49 am

I bet the T4 dopple is feeling pretty dicky right now.

skinnypete
skinnypete
November 7, 2015 2:36 am

I want some pitty like t4c. I fell off a ladder from the roof peak today, had to have a friend punch into my armpit three times to pop my shoulder back in to place. Bleeding and bruised I continued to work 3 and a half more hours. I then drove an hour and a half home, showered, then went to urgent care at wifes insistence. The damage? Broke a bone in my right elbow, concussion, mild skull fracture, damaged c5 vertabrae, 15 stitches, seperated shoulder, other is dislocated. And I am not done building and I need to get back up there wednesday. Doc thought the way my heart was running I’d had a heart attack and did some bloodwork looking for some enzyme.
Ok, so all that…I show at urgent care, bashed bruised bleeding and I mean I look hurt. I wasnt gonna go but the wife made me, right? 10 fucking minutes of information gathering at the front desk to include the wifes city of birth and ssn, before she even asks me why I’m there.! Seriously, what in the fuck. They are just data monsters. I fuckin hate it. Its why I never go to the doc. Wanna know every goshdamned thing about me except whats wrong. And saying my social security number loud enuf they can here it across that desk. C’mon. What do they even need it for?

I’d love to post a picture of where I fell from. Thank the dear lord for the rain softening that ground. Fourteen foot sidewalls, 10/12 pitch, 24 foot wide. Do the math if you are so inclined. Me and my hydrocodone are gonna watch tv now.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
November 7, 2015 2:51 am

Wow T4C! Did you go towards the light or avoid it? Did you see the wardens or a way off this rock? Glad you’re still kickin’! How many trips have you made around the Sun?

I’ve been wondering about DaveL lately and hoping he’s still with us.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
November 7, 2015 3:04 am

skinnypete said:
“I want some pitty like t4c.”

Sorry pete but you’ll get no pity or sympathy for self inflicted dumbassery here. Sometimes you just need to sit the fuck down and chill or is this a case of no brain, no pain.

They want your wife’s info and SSN so they can accurately hunt you to the ends of da Earf should you or your insurance skip out on the bill. It’s called triaging your wallet.

What us wyte folks ought to do is steal the identity of some illegal’s SSN and give that when asked.

overthecliff
overthecliff
November 7, 2015 10:22 am

Sometimes we get the impression that TBP commenters are immortal. I know that I think of some as superhuman. I guess they are not . Something to think about.

Cardio vascular disease is not the end. First stints for me was 20 years ago. Repeat 3 years ago. Last Work up was normal. Good luck and take care of yourself T4C.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
November 7, 2015 11:34 pm

IndenturedServant says: What us wyte folks ought to do is steal the identity of some illegal’s SSN and give that when asked.

Pete? Pete’s not here.

BEA LEVER
BEA LEVER
November 8, 2015 12:00 am

T4C- Hoping you are feeling better today.

EC- Did you ever see the documentary about Mexico and the Nazis?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
November 8, 2015 1:41 am

No, can you give me a summary with some bullet points?

I’ve been busy though it may not seem like it. Right now I am in the middle of re-tiling the kitchen counter and replacing the sink with a SS single bowl. The tile was old and the sink (my original command) was under the tile. Never marry a Salvadoran woman, they are hard to say no to.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
November 8, 2015 1:42 am

Can you give me the link? Again?

OutLookingIn
OutLookingIn
November 8, 2015 3:44 am

Comments???

Wise men speak because they have something to say.
Fools speak because they have to say something.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
November 8, 2015 4:39 am

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