What is your resolution for 2016? Apparently there is also a new thing, picking a word for a year, do you have one? Or, feel free to trash the idea of modeling your life for a year around a single word only to arbitrarily change it in 366 days.
Questions of the Day, New Year’s Eve
My resolution is to stop being so optimistic about the future.
My word is douchenozzle.
I also resolve to be more sarcastic, more condescending towards douchenozzles, and generally surlier towards all.
Fuck resolutions!!! I have a 60 year history of breaking them …. usually by January 5th. So, this year, my first year ever, I’m not making ANY resolutions of ANY kind whatsoever (which in itself, may be a resolution … so I’m still fucked).
FUCKITALL …. that’s my word for the year.
My resolution is to sponsor a Syrian family and slowly turn them into fat lazy Americans.
Hearts and Minds folks.
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Just three simple and modest ones.
Crush my enemies.
See them driven before me.
Hear the lamentations of their women.
Zucchini trashcan mouthwash.
Radio frequency.
RADIO FREQUENCY!!!
ADMIN… I had to show Nick the dog resolutions. He approved highly and we are printing it to take to a hillbilly party tonight.
Add a lot of “pissing on truck tires” to the list.
My word is REVENGE.
I am a pissed off white man.
I hope Trump can extract the most revenge.
Play more.
Worry less.
My word(s):
Chart chicks.
And I won’t stop it until we finally get them…..
My resolution is to be more of a asshole on the internet.
Must troll more.
My clothes have been fitting looser and looser over the last few months so I’ve decided to continue that trend. The only change I made was to eat slower which allows my brain to receive the “stop eating, you’re full” signal before I’ve over eaten. I still eat whatever I want……..just slower and consequently I eat less.
There are far too many words in the world to choose just one.
Mine is to continue pissing off the neocons on TBP.
The password is FUBAR.
A surlier admin should be a good thing! I’m looking forward to it!
IS
The secret will be to wonder WWSS before commenting in 2016. What Would Smokey Say.
My New year’s resolution is going back to the dentist to get more teeth pulled. I have been putting it off
For years.Second week in January. I have already made the appointment.I admit to being a pussy coward when it comes to getting teeth pulled. Pray for me.
bb
Your mother loves you just the way you are.
Administrator says: I also resolve to be more sarcastic, more condescending towards douchenozzles, and generally surlier towards all.
Sarcasm, like greed, is good. I might even try it myself.
A word? There are so many to choose from but Gazongas will do, if you get my drift, Rise Up.
My resolution is to try and not flip off the fucknut Joisey drivers that constantly cut me off. That should last about 5 minutes once outta the driveway. Seriously though, after dealing with the wifes breast cancer for the last year and my oldest going off to college in a year (hopefully those fucknuts will teach her something since she’s a STEM student), I wanna spend as much quality time with my loved ones as I can and get my motorcycle license (finally). My word is FUCKNUT. Happy New Years eve!!
Administrator says:
“IS
The secret will be to wonder WWSS before commenting in 2016. What Would Smokey Say.”
LOL! Now I’m really looking forward to it!
Go sailing again.
bb, my dentist scheduled me for a crown and I got it installed yesterday. 50% of my teeth are capped. I was shocked that the beautiful blonde, a white woman, had to have all her teeth pulled.
She said she had not taken care of her teeth and so she had to get dentures. I read somewhere that heart health begins in the mouth.
Don’t worry, be happy.
Be a better husband to my wife.
No shit. Really.
I have 3 that i identified and got an early jump on by starting 3 months ago
-Becoming highly proficient with my primary firearms (also will be competing in 2&3 gun competitions).
-Martial Arts training
-Significant strength increases
And my word is “pew”
Tim says: Be a better husband to my wife.
Timbo, when I make a fucknutty comment, it is usually that another comment gives me the opportunity. I am not referring specifically to you.
El Doggy said that when a wife is continually bitching at you, it means you were not her first choice. She ‘settled’ for you.
If you want to be a better husband for her, you can start by being a better you for you. Spoil yourself. Buy yourself that fancy watch. Get your hair trimmed, lose the stubble. shit, go for the MAN-icure. Buy yourself 4 or 10 colognes, including one whose name implies – big dick.
Once she gets the idea that there’s a bitch looking at you, she will forget about the guy that got away and start worrying that this one doesn’t get away.
Please don’t tell me you were thinking of starting to wear an apron. AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
EC is correct. How did he know that?
Goal = more fresh air
word…getoutsiderightnow
secret goal = get a better score on this darn test:
http://samplewonderlictest.com/
More drinking. And more swearing. I think I can manage that.
Smoke,Drink,swear, Gamble & Chase women…Drives my Doctors crazy…That & 3 gun competitions..Mike in Ct
My word: dystopian, it just makes sense. Resolve to play more golf and volunteer for the community!