The original photos received with disapproval from Mr. Pugh:
Just cause you’re on the run, doesn’t mean you stop caring about the looks–good and bad.
“This photo was sent to us by Mr Pugh himself,” Lima Police Department wrote in a post.
“Man, they just did me wrong,” Mr Pugh disclosed while on an Ohio radio station about why he sent the selfie in the first place.
“They put a picture out that made me look like I was a Thundercat… or James Brown on the run. I can’t do that.
Fans of this madness even banded together to pitch their efforts together, and start up a Facebook page for Pugh.
Mountain lions shouldn’t look like this.
This beast of a species at a glance appears to have teeth that are straight up growing out the top it’s head.
Scientists are all at once baffled, befuddled, and utterly torn over what this might mean; perhaps some sort of misplaced and abandoned alien species? Who’s to say?
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I hope he has a converter for that air conditioner.
Bob.
The Jebra one is priceless. I would run that on a loop as an ad if it wasn’t such a waste of money since he’s so far behind.
Bob.
Is is possible that Jeb is the dumbest Bush?
That mountain lion is probably the result of Fukushima radiation wafting down on us.
The picture on that hot dog cart reminded me of a brand of chocolate covered peanuts I used to eat in Spain. They still sell them today.
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What do you do with a fleshlight?
So Jeb just wears it to look trendy and has no clue how to use it; “I hear it ringing … don’t know what to do. LOL.
Blacktown, NSW – one of the Sydney “Western Suburbs”, a.k.a. “Feral Central”, though it is not the worst of the worst by far (that title would probably be held by Mount Druitt – see below!)
There is a very good reason why doing your A&E rotation in Liverpool / Mount Druitt Hospitals will get you the very best experience in trauma medicine – “plenty of customers”, especially over the weekends when drug & alcohol fuelled incidents tend to peak. Sure made the shifts pass very quickly though – and ideal places to gain “masterclass” proficiency in rapid-sequence intubation 🙂
STUCKY! robert h siddell jr has asked a pertinent question above that requires an explanation that only you can provide. (not because of your experience but because of your way with words)
robert h siddell jr says: What do you do with a fleshlight?
You use it to pierce the darkness and probe the depths of your depravity.
Not at all facetiously, let it be observed that by getting a 3-year-old to hold still long enough to turn the kid into a pre-school version of Hitlery, “Sammy” (above) has proven that she’s ready for work as a professional in theatrical make-up.
The fleshlight looks like it must be some kind of…..Well, it is what it is. There’s really no punch line I can insert.
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Also, a quick search on Google reveals there’s a shower mount, which might come in handy in certain situations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo1NtZLr3uA
Also, to Stucky’s comment about Jeb:
Will Ferrell did a pretty funny impersonation of George W, and addresses that very issue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKXGA-AU50w
Jeb punch line occurs at about 4:15 or so.
A FLESHLIGHT IS A DILDO FOR MALE LOSERS. I imagine it is another useless expensive electric gadget that probable doesn’t work better than the manual whatever. More evidence of the degradation of American male-hood (can’t use the word manhood there). Reminds me of a Playboy cartoon: Husband catches wife embarrassed to be laying naked in bed next to a vibrator that is on. Modern cartoon would have wife coming home and catching worthless husband in bed “I did not have sexual relations with that thing”.
EC
How is it that you seem to be the only one here who describes that thing with the prose of familiarity ?
uh, that was Tim and Bob. I was trying to be indirect and discreet. Considering the effort that men put into getting laid, women are a big disappointment. But then, most things are.
“What do you do with a fleshlight?”
We should probably ask Hillary and Michelle.