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starfcker
starfcker
March 10, 2016 1:55 pm

Dinner at starfcker’s house. Mike, bring the old lady, you’re invited.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
March 10, 2016 1:57 pm

Hell Yeah !!

We iz exceptional.

Maggie
Maggie
March 10, 2016 2:02 pm

Dear God, that is hideous.

TE
TE
March 10, 2016 2:14 pm

Thyroid problems, obviously.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
March 10, 2016 2:16 pm

That MacK-Daddy supersized mondo pizza is OK for just two people to consume IF those two liters are DIET coke…………..right ?

kokoda
kokoda
March 10, 2016 2:36 pm

That pizza is an appetizer.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 10, 2016 2:38 pm

I’d be scared out of my mind to be that fat. She’s a walking, talking heart attack waiting to happen.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
March 10, 2016 2:39 pm

TE says:
“Thyroid problems, obviously.”

More like self control problems.

Brian
Brian
March 10, 2016 2:49 pm

Ban pizza’s over 12inches in circumference. Ban soda over 16oz in size. Ban forks, spoons, sporks and knives. Wait….. is hogzilla about to slather ranch dressing on that pizza?

Fuck it…..

Dutchman
Dutchman
March 10, 2016 3:05 pm

Haven’t seen a 20″ pizza since I left the East Coast.

harry p
harry p
March 10, 2016 3:20 pm

But but but, thise girls are just “full figured”…

Persnickety
Persnickety
March 10, 2016 3:34 pm

“She’s a walking, talking heart attack waiting to happen.”

Pretty far down the list of things to worry about if you’re in that condition.

In all seriousness, someone that size probably has genetic and/or hormonal issues contributing to, or even primarily causing, the obesity.

But….

That pizza is absurd regardless.

Rdawg
Rdawg
March 10, 2016 3:54 pm

@Brian
I get the sentiment, but a pizza that is 12″ in circumference is only 3.8″ across…

Greg in NC
Greg in NC
March 10, 2016 4:15 pm

When you get that big it should be considered hoarding. The caloric equivalent of the stored fat should be taxed and the proceeds sent to the US goobermint who then hires morons to count it and get a cut of the money, then the rest sent to the poor people. Oh Wait, they probably are poor and we paid for that hoarding because surely they can’t go to work as they are on SSDI

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
March 10, 2016 4:17 pm

Guarantee neither of them work and are collecting disability checks from SS. The reason for their disability, (Can’t Walk) knees are blown out.
In order to maintain their income from disability they continue to consume in hopes of never having to do the 9 to 5 workday.

There are millions of these human/hog people sucking up billions each year, watching tv and barely able to walk down the hall to the bathroom if need be.

The elites love that picture because they know they will be dead soon, they want them to volunteer to kill themselves, and they do just that.

rhs jr
rhs jr
March 10, 2016 4:20 pm

Tons of cuds.

motley3
motley3
March 10, 2016 4:26 pm

Is ‘she’ … I use that term loosely, about to put salad dressing on her pizza? I think I’m gonna hurl.

OutLookingIn
OutLookingIn
March 10, 2016 5:32 pm

Practicing one of the “Seven Deadly Sins” to perfection.

GLUTTONY

Chicago999444
Chicago999444
March 10, 2016 5:55 pm

Thankful to say that I don’t know people like these. I know some people who are overweight, and more who are slightly overweight, but I do not know land-whales like these.

I find photos like this very motivational. They motivate me to get my arse to the gym 4X a week for 2 hours each workout, instead of 3X for an hour workout.

Brian
Brian
March 10, 2016 6:03 pm

@Brian
I get the sentiment, but a pizza that is 12″ in circumference is only 3.8″ across…

Circumference, diameter, radius…… you get the point…. all 3.8 inches of it.

skinbag
skinbag
March 10, 2016 6:45 pm

When woman that fat use the shitter they spray piss up onto the underside of the seat.

pizzedoff
pizzedoff
March 10, 2016 7:38 pm

Is that Salad Dressing she is trying to open?..Never heard of it on pizza before!@?

pizzedoff
pizzedoff
March 10, 2016 7:42 pm

throw in a pack of Camels and a case of Twinkies and you’re cookin with gas

Ouirphuqd
Ouirphuqd
March 10, 2016 8:13 pm

When it’s all over roll them in flour and look for the wet spot!

expat
expat
March 10, 2016 9:42 pm

EYE BLEACH ! QUICK!

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
March 10, 2016 10:56 pm

Caption:

“As soon as I get the cap off this buttermilk ranch beyaatch, its on!”

“*gullets hfcs* yo, Roseanne, I am getting that last slice this time!”

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
March 10, 2016 10:59 pm

Skinbag @6:45

Really, I cannot want to know why you know that.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
March 10, 2016 11:06 pm

Where’s Stubb? I’m sure he’d hit that!

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
March 10, 2016 11:27 pm

Stubb is one horny toad if these two creatures “excite him”.

I will never be able to look at Stubb’s moniker again without thinking of corn.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
March 11, 2016 12:30 am

lol!

Olde Virginian
Olde Virginian
March 11, 2016 1:21 am

when the moon hits your eye…

Maggie
Maggie
March 11, 2016 1:54 am

@Kill Bill and Skinbag…

When I was a young college student in the 1980s, these hideously obese types were still few and far between. I worked at a local burger/chicken palace in a medium sized town and there was an all you can eat Friday buffet and this monstrosity of a woman attended faithfully, like it was church.

We waitresses drew straws to see who had to go clean the ladies room after she waddled in and trashed the place. S

Skinbag knows of what he speaks, but doesn’t know the worst of it.

‘nuf said.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
March 11, 2016 2:40 am

What? I haven’t been keeping up with the Kardashians. No wonder Kanye is a little light these days.

Connovarn
Connovarn
March 11, 2016 3:25 am

UGH!

ZombieDawg
ZombieDawg
March 11, 2016 6:40 am

Yeah..fuckin’ end it for fuck’s sake.
I’m sick of this shit and doomsday delays..

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
March 12, 2016 2:47 pm

Excellent video Zombie Dawg. SMOD 2016!