OK, it’s time for that annual farce known as March Madness.
Why “farce”? For the last 50 years only a BCS school (Big Ten, PAC 10, Big12, SEC, ACC, Big East) has won it all. This year more than half the field of 64 is composed of schools from these conferences. Western Kentucky was the last non-BCS school to win it all, …. back in 19fucking66. Well, of course, those schools get the best players. And that costs a lot of money; to pay players cold hard cash (like John Calipari did at UMass), to create fake classes for more than a decade (Univ. of N. Carolina), to be so damned corrupt your school receives the “death penalty” (Kentucky’s Season Of Shame), million dollar budgets for coaches to fly all over the world looking for that special snowflake bb-player, money for prostitutes for both players and prospects (Rick Pitino at Louisville), and on and on. It really is a fucking joke. If I wasn’t totally hooked on IU Hoosier basketball, I would be able to say “Fuckit, I don’t need this shit.” Nevertheless, I am hooked, and here I be.
HERE IS HOW TO PLAY.
1) Go directly to the FIND GROUPS link below.
http://games.espn.go.com/tournament-challenge-bracket/2016/en/groupfind
Scroll down the page until you see the blue button labeled “Search Groups”. In the box right next to it, with the words “Search Groups” in the white box …. in there enter the Group Name exactly as shown here …. The-Burning-Platform …. and then click the blue “Search Groups” button.
2) You will see the group name — The-Burning-Platform. Click on it.
3) Click on “Create A Bracket Now” (BTW … the group-motto this year is ‘No more free sh*t’.)
— We had 40 entries last year, our best year ever. Let’s try to beat that.
— This year, there will be NO LIMIT imposed by me on number of entries per person, but I believe ESPN limits it to 10.
(IMPORTANT NOTE: FOR FUCKSAKE!!! WILL YOU PEOPLE PLEASE SAVE YOUR PICKS WITH YOUR TBP NAME … OR SOMETHING CLOSE TO IT???? Goddammit, I asked the same last year, yet we still had some a-hole saving a pick as “jryznic”. Fucken’ Pollack.)\
WHY YOU SHOULD PLAY.
- Fill out a perfect bracket …. Win $1 BILLION Obongo bucks!! Really.
- ESPN awards more than $1 MILLION dollars in prizes, including a free car.
(NOTE: If you do sign up to win the free car, you WILL get fucking SPAM advertisements from every fucking auto dealer in a 50 fucking mile radius from where you fucking live for the next fucking six months.)
WHY YOU SHOULD NOT PLAY.
- You people are MAROONS!!
- Where did TBP finish last year? 29,152. Yea, that’s right
- You people ain’t winning jack-shit.
- Here are the results from last year; —- http://games.espn.go.com/tournament-challenge-bracket/2015/en/group?groupID=430261
The above results will show SSS finishing DEAD LAST, out of TBP’s 40 entries. Actually, this is another reason to play. “Yea, I know I have incurable cancer, and I lost all my life savings …. but at least I fucken beat that mole SSS!!”
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HINTS AND COMMENTS.
Once again, the Selection Committee is obviously corrupt and fucked up in the head.
— They really fucked my Hoosiers royally. IU finishes the season ranked 10th … and wins the tough Big Ten regular season with a 15-3 record …. and they are seeded 5th? Are you fucking kidding me???
— Indiana plays Kentucky in the 2nd round. That used to be one of basketball’s oldest and fiercest rivalries (until John Calimari chickened out and ended it when IU beat Kentsucky’s ass when they were #1, hahaha). Anyway, that match-up is a severe kick-in-the-face to both teams. Two TOP20 teams playing in the fucking second round? You don’t think that’s a contrived made-for-tv ($$$) fucking bullshit conspiracy? If not, you’re probably the type of person who believes Building 7 collapsed at free fall speed even though it was hardly damaged at all!
— Michigan State, a Top 5 team who wins the Big Ten Tourney and with arguably the best player in college basketball (along with Buddy Hield) does NOT get a #1 seed …. while the ACC media darlings give TWO number one seeds to the ACC, including Virginia – who won NEITHER the regular season nor the ACC Championship! Give me a fucking break.
— Duke – yet, once again – gets the easiest fucking Road To The Final4, having to play virtually no one until the Elite8. Rumor has it that during the half time of this year’s first Dukie game that Dickie V will be shown sucking all the Duke players’ cocks in the locker room. Grayson “Trippin” Allen (pretentious dick sucking name) has managed to surpass faggot pretty-boy Christian Laettner as the most despised college player of all time. Rumor has it that Dickie V will remove his glass eye so that Grayson can just fuck him right in the head.
— St. Bonaventure with an RPI of 28 (28!!!!) is left off while a shitfuk team like Tulsa makes it? WTF? Where the fuck is Tulsa anyway?
— Finally, all you have to do is to listen to the head of the Selection Committee. I’m sure ESPN will show it 20 more times. What a goddamn fucking moron. Probably a Bernie Sanders voter. Talks in circles. Completely and totally inconsistent; for example, saying one team made it because of their RPI, and then totally ignoring it for another team. As you know, I’m not a big conspiracy fan. But, I swear, this is mostly about DA MONEY, and those motherfuckers in the NCAA are as corrupt as any organization in the world.
This is the most difficult year ever. Get a load of this. In 2015-16, Top-10 teams suffered 74 losses, the most since the Associated Press launched its Top 25 poll … in 1948. Top-five teams were upset 37 times (21 of which came to unranked foes). That tied for the most ever. The No. 1 teams lost seven times during the regular season for, you guessed it, the first time ever. Holy Shit, good luck making “informed” picks. Biggest crap-shoot ever.
Seriously, here are two damned good websites for help;
- The nice thing about the link below is that it allows you to compare two teams side-by-side;
http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketball/bracketology/team-comparison/IND/undefined
- The link below has quick access to virtually any stat you want. For example, I always look at Defensive Efficiency. So, who is #1 in the nation? Villanova? Nope. Michigan State? Nope. Kentucky? Nope. It’s ….. Wichita State! These types of things are nice to know … at least in the first couple rounds.
https://www.teamrankings.com/ncb/stats/
Do NOT listen to ESPN experts. In last year’s Tourney no ESPN “expert” finished better than 33,000. These people are like all “journalists” … fucken morans. For example, some va-jay-jay on ESPN is picking The Cheaters (Kentucky) because they have Tyler Ulis and “guard play wins championships”. Well, duh! There are only 5 (!!!) players on the court and two of them (sometimes more) ARE guards, so the chance that past winners have good guards is fairly strong. Penile challenged idiot! If you want a relatively true cliché then try this one ya dumb ginny– “Defense wins championships”. And this is one of Cal’s worse defensive teams ever.
If you think offensive wins championships, pick Indiana. They are #2 in the country in offensive efficiency. The entire team shoots better than 40% from the three. Their Achilles Heel? Turnovers. In the bottom third of the country. Teams that regularly turn over the ball 20% of the time don’t win jack shit. But, I’m submitting one sheet with them winning it all. Cuz I’m an idiot.
Kentsucky sucks ass. They play in a shit conference and Calimari is a cheater and a fraud. Stoney Brook will beat them in the first round. That’s a lock. The Squid, a terrible game coach, needs four or five Lottery Picks to win a title, and he doesn’t have them this year.
When will Kansas choke … again? Bill Self has been to the NCAA-T for like 28 consecutive years, and one title. Haha and whoop dee fucken doo … Rock, Chalk, SuckMyCock. Will Roy Williams have a sob eruption on air when they lose (again) this year? Villanova is Fool’s Gold … Jay Wright never has, and never will, win it all … teams take on the ‘persona’ of their coach, and Jay is one big Philly Pussy. Bob Huggins is a mean-assed cocksucker – and that’s why he should be everyone’s “Dark Horse” to take home the prize.
For the sixth consecutive year flash will copy&paste his original picks from his office pool back in 1982. He’s really confident that THIS year will be different.
Admin’s sole goal is to beat Avalon. Let us all pray for Avalon!!
SPECIAL SECTION FOR LADIES
We never have more than one or two womenz playing. Why? Cuz you don’t know shit from shineola? Yup. OK, here are some really helpful hints, that will insure you penetrate this tourney long and deep;
— 1) There are little numbers next to each team. That means “relative strength”. As you ladies know, bigger is better. So, if a “9”-team plays a “3”-team … then you should pick the “9”-team because 9 IS greater than 3. Mmm-kay?
—2) Eventually a 4-team, as just one example, from one region will play a 4-team from another region. In this case, go with the team’s name. For example, if the Oregon Ducks play the Georgia Bulldogs, you must go with the Bulldogs. Ducks don’t even have teeth. A bulldog (a Big Dog) will generally rip a duck a new asshole six ways to Sunday, just like here on TBP. Mmm-kay?
— 3) Final tiebreaker. Pick the team with your favorite color. If both have the same color, pick the team with the most neegrows.
Stucky you are making me laugh. Prizes!
What is 1st prize?
Grand Tour of 30 blocks!
I’m starting to get into this whole thing. I still find fouls, bonus and double bonus a mystery but I can’t help but be transfixed to TV. Last night I had thrown in towel with Badgers and Ducks and they still managed to pull it off. I have to say that like Stucky it is a nice break from politics.
I’d like to point out that I only made 1 bracket Stucky even though I doubt I’ll win. I kind of threw in towel after first night but realized after weekend I’m not in that bad a shape. 3 of 4 of my final four still alive! I still can’t understand rankings. I know there are going to be upsets but how does 13 seed Hawaii beat Cal a four seed by 11 points in a game that was never close. Then there is Michigan. Losing to a 15 seed. Cripes sakes! By 9 points. At least I didn’t pick em this year to win it all. Oh well on with the show. Maybe we should set up a loser Sweet 16 bracket for everyone to play.
“What is 1st prize?” ——————- Rob in Nova Scotia
You get to spend a weekend with skinhead “silent majority” and you get to beat up as many dirty fucking Jews as you want …….. do it to save White America. Thank yeeew.
“I still can’t understand rankings.” —————— Rob in Nova Scotia
Technically, they are “seedings”. (I know you know that). As I said in the article “This is the most difficult year ever.” The entire internet sports blogging world went ape-shit crazy over the seedings this year ….. almost everyone calling it the WORST hose-job EVER by the “committee” — apparently a bunch of retarded monkeys in a cage.
The Mich St game was a PERFECT example that ANYTHING can happen in a lose-and-done tourney. Mich St has a TOP10 defense nationally …. yet, Middle Tenn made whatever SHIT they threw up. These things happen …. one team in one game gets cold and the other gets blazing hot. Mi State wold probably win 19 out of the next 20 games against Mid Tenn. Too bad you only get one game. LUCK (good or bad) plays a much bigger factor in these games than most people realize.
Hey Stucky — Pay some respect when it is due!
To answer your snarky questions:
1) No
2) Yes
3) I do not have a rooting interest this year, so I decided to play the field, according to the rules you set out (see above). 9 entries, 10 entries…whatever it takes!
4) I was born and raised in Louisville, KY — the epicenter of college basketball. I played the game incessantly as a kid, and grew up following every move made by my beloved Cardinals. I am still a very proud U of L grad. So yes, I do know a lot about basketball. Since we Louisville fans are having to endure tournament exile because of the embarrassing pimp scandal, I decided to have some fun with the tournament this year. And no, Stuck, it didn’t take me a long time to fill out my 9 brackets. If all this makes me look smart, so much the better!
Last but not least: As for the Fuck You, No — keep it to yourself!
Lol
First prize! Great way to spend a weekend. I’ll have to get a haircut.
As for the seedings yeah I can see why people were upset. Who sits on the committee? Just looking at as an outsider it appears that seedings were set up to clear a path for chosen teams. Maybe I’m wrong. Might be better to just hold lottery draw on national TV a couple of days before start seeing as how random results tend to be anyways. Still makes for great TV. I’m hooked!
Stucky
Seeing as Bob is answering questions I got one.
I got Duke in Final 4….
You still going to follow thru on promise?
lol
The committee is made up of athletic directors from 10 schools. I believe it changes from year to year. This year’s members are from;
LSU, UNC Asheville, Brigham Young, Michigan State, Stanford, Creighton, Northeastern, Ohio University, Duke, Oklahoma
They supposedly use all kinds of statistical services and lots and lots of math to choose the right teams. In theory. But, in fact, they rely WAY TO MUCH on RPI … which is total bullshit. A very good article … from a Kentucky website … that explains it well. —–>
http://www.aseaofblue.com/2016/3/14/11225038/ncaa-basketball-tournament-2016-its-not-the-product-ncaa-its-the
“Stuck, I have 5 I think, so I’m out too.” ——— Back in PA Mike
Not true. Anybody who went to the NYC Party is exempt.
Like I said, I am the Admin. I make the rules. Bob seems to have a problem living under a just society that operates under rules.
Bob, you’re toast! So solly. Mike, you’re still in first place.
Admin always wins.
Bob,
All kidding aside ………. is Pitino going to survive the play-for-pussy scandal?
Personally, I don’t see how he can survive. Especially since this isn’t his first scandal. What parent would want to send their kid into such an environment? Louisville, with Pitino at the helm, is kinda the joke of college basketball these days.
Stuck, it’s up in the air right now. If it was happening anywhere else, I would expect Pitino probably wouldn’t survive. In Louisville itself, I hear the odds of Pitino staying are just as good as the odds on Ramsey, the U of L President! The thinking seems to be that Pitino is not yet over the hill as a coach, and that is clouding the picture. He is in range of retirement, but he has one of those long-term bonus deals that might make it difficult for him to walk away. It’s quite a drama…
BTW, Congrats! Go Hoosiers! Hats off and thanks for dumping the Cats! Hope IU goes all the way! See Bob 9! LOL
“BTW, Congrats! Go Hoosiers! Hope IU goes all the way! ” —— Bob
Well, I have been to The Hall website …. and for some reason Louisville fans don’t much care for the Hoosiers, not sure why cuz we have a common enemy.
Anyway, you certainly don’t fit that mold. Therefore, as my own token of appreciation for your well-wishes, I hereby reinstate your standing.
Sorry, Mike ……. Bob is once again in FIRST place.
“cuz we have a common enemy” ———– Stucky
Who would that be?
Geeze Stucky!
You turn all soft like Velveeta cheese left out on counter all night as soon as Someone says nice things about the Hoosiers!
Let’s go Tar Heels!
oh yeah Blue Devils too!
await pictures…..
lol
just playing man!
Louisville and Indiana used to play each other off and on, but it never really caught on as a regular rivalry — more of a special event type of game. I don’t even remember how any of the games went.
Living on the Indiana border with a huge river in between has created some barriers between KY and IN. What I think you’re seeing is a hard-core mentality that is too common throughout the region — if it can’t be us, we don’t want one of the other schools (Kentucky, Indiana, UCLA, UNC, Duke, Syracuse, Memphis, Cincy) to win. I have always liked IU — I had some friends who went there, and spent some good times in Bloomington. Also, my second ex-wife was an IU grad.
Thank you for your gracious gesture in restoring me to my rightful earned place! (So far…) Hope you weren’t unduly influenced by the fact you can’t make changes to the ESPN tournament tracking site anyway! LOL
Love to see a final with Maryland vs. Virginia. I’d have a hard time favoring one over the other, since my late father used to be a professor at UVA, but I’ve followed Maryland since the days of Lefty Driesell.
Nothing personal, but fuck Lefty. The 1974 ACC Championship game is one of the greatest games in history. Thank God the Wolfpack won. Had they not, they would have gone to the NIT with only one loss, because then, only 25 teams made the tourney and no conference was allowed two teams….As it was, they deservingly won the first of their two NCAA championships…..the second being under Jimmy V. but we’ll save that for another day….
(Note: Players who submitted MORE than TWO entries are NOT eligible to win any prizes. I’m sorry to have neglected stating this at the beginning of the contest. But, hey .. I AM ADMIN of this contest, and I make the fucking rules. So …. Bob …. fuck you and your 9 fucking picks.)
—-Stucky
Ex post facto laws and rules are ILLEGAL, dipshit. All of Bob’s entries on the ESPN board count. If you don’t acknowledge and recognize this, Bob and I, as his legal counsel, will sue your sorry ass to Kingdome Come. Your wealth is mine!!!! Bob and I have agreed to split 50-50.
SSS
I have already reinstated Bob because he said nice things about IU.
BTW ……… how is ARIZONA doing?? heh heh heh giggle gigle LMAO.
@Stucky- I see you are still talking shit but refuse to engage me directly. As I stated in the previous thread where we had our little interaction, I am not a skinhead. I simply pointed out the fallacies in your argument and you commenced the shit slinging. Like the effeminate beta-male you are, you ran away like a little pansy. Instead of having your wife peruse through my comments, perhaps you could ask her to open up her purse and give you your testicles back.
I also noticed that the vast majority of your comments through out the years have significant amounts of down votes, thus signifying that the majority of the people here think you’re full of shit.
No need to make threats of personal violence either Stucky. That would be a battle you have no prayer of winning.
Silent but deadly with a little Brown Shirt Smackdown. Channeling your inner Ernst Rohm much?
You can’t let it get to you or they win. It is internet not some back alley where you can boot fuck somebody who pisses you off. Gesdes its March Madness. Cant we all just get along for couple of weeks.
“I see you are still talking shit but refuse to engage me directly.” ———- silent majority
Why should I? You make deeply personal attacks — the shit house I live it, the shit posts I submit, and that my favorite basketball team (go IU !!) is nothing but a bunch of niggers who would fuck my wife.
That’s waaay out of bounds, even here. General rule of thumb: don’t fling shit on the internet that you wouldn’t say IN PERSON. The things above, I fairly 100% certain you would not say such things to my face. So, why say them on the internet?
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“I also noticed that the vast majority of your comments through out the years have significant amounts of down votes, thus signifying that the majority of the people here think you’re full of shit.” —— silent majority
You see what you want to see. Fact is, several years ago, I made one comment in one thread that got something like 300 up votes. Really … Admin can verify. Sure, I get down votes too. But, that’s to be expected for as Admin has stated — “Stucky is the straw that stirs the drink.”. So, both ups and downs are to be expected.
Some people, like you, might think I’m full of shit, but I think most just Love The Stuck. As I do them. Some of my original articles take 50+ hours to research, write, edit, and format. Most people here appreciate that kind of effort.
All that being said, I have reached out to you in this thread —-;
Let me know what you think.
Silent majority is a douchebag.
“All that being said, I have reached out to you in this thread —-; ” ———– me, to silent majority
BRAIN FART!! BRAIN FART!!! BRAIN FART!!!
Ignore! Ignore! Ignore!
I reached out to cdubs, not silent majority.
It sucks getting old.
Thanks SSS. The offer of moral and legal support is much appreciated! Here’s hoping we don’t see any attempts at any ex post facto shit in real life…
Hey Dan, here’s an idea: Play two coin flip brackets next year, one for both sides of each toss. A ‘winners’ bracket and a ‘losers’ bracket. If you don’t do it, I may, because my Cards will be likely be back in the tournament, and I won’t bother coming up with another 9 or10 different scenarios just for them to make it to the final four.
Stucky says: Ducks have no teeth.
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QUACK!
The IU – UNC game is shaping up to be pivotal in the TBP race, and in the real tournament itself. It looks like the winner will be bound for the Final Four.
Bob
You’re in first place. And, second. And, third. And, fourth. I guess we might as well declare you winner right now! Congrats.
The most watched bb-game of the YEAR was the IU-KY game. IU-NC could top that.
Far as I can tell, not ONE expert is picking IU to win. Which is weird considering …
—– Opponent Points from 3 pointers — North Carolina rank …. 242
—– Three Point Percentage ————– IU rank …………………… 5th
—– Three Pointers MADE per game —- IU …………………………. 12
—– Three Pointers MADE per game —- NC ……………………….. 321
IF IU hits 10+ 3-pointers it will be a long night for NC.
If IU wins, I’m feeling REAL good about the F4. Cuz IU already defeated both Wisconsin and Notre Dame.
It looks like PA Mike and Llpoh will have an edge on me if Carolina beats IU — so perish THAT thought! If IU wins tonight, Bob 9 or Bob 5 could stay on top. But the contest isn’t even half over, points wise. You will have to have the National Champ on your sheet to win – that’s worth 320 points all by itself! So Stucky, you are still a contender if IU wins tonight!
Bob 8 and Bob 2 both have major holes — they will probably fall back soon. The sheets I picked NC and Oregon on (Bob 6 and Bob 4) are far down the standings, with major flaws. So I could only have 2 or 3 good chances left.
So go Hoosiers! Beat NC! Any team that has a guy on it named Robert Johnson has the right pedigree to go all the way! LOL
Poor Stuck,
He forgot to calculate in the price of rice in viet nam with all his stats…. if he had, he would of known that a team without a mascot just can not hang against a Ram.
“Poor Stuck,” —— dilligaf
Right this very moment in time Stucky is eating breakfast, typing here, and watching tv. Multitasking! There is right now a Shriner’s Hospital commercial …. showing a kid with no arms. A jolt of reality.
My “sadness” at IU losing happened yesterday. I’m over it today, 100%. Anyone one depends on five teenagers or young 20-somethings for their happiness needs to get their head examined. I won’t give IU another thought until October.
Fuck the Tar Heels!!!
Have a nice day.
Four ACC teams in the Elite Eight, all on the same side of the bracket guaranteeing two in the Final Four and one in the Championship game. Two BIG12 teams left also on the same side of the bracket. Shaping up to be an ACC-BIG12 final. My first bracket may be correct with its UNC-KS matchup. We shall see. Oh, a nice effort this year by the B1G…Tell ’em about their parting gifts, Chuck…..
Just watched Villanova beat Kansas at a bar in Wildwood. Awesome performance.
Guess who’s a graduate from Villanova?
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Congrats! Wouldn’t mind one teeny tiny bit if ‘Nova wins it all.
You might want to check your pending box beore you go to church tomorrow. Working on my first ever Stucky Easter Sermon right now. It WILL get done in the next couple hours.
Stuck
Watching Nova advance to the final four was my church. I can’t wait to post your Stucky Easter Sermon.
Oklahoma cleaned Nova’s clock early in the season. Beating them will be a real challenge.
There’s a definite vibe about NOVA. I will put $50 down for them to win it all. Although with Duke losing, I already feel like I have won.
Love March Madness. In first place with no chance to win.
Mike, I’m with you! I also love the fact that I have a 75/25 shot at having picked the National Champ, but I get nosed out for the TBP crown in every scenario! Tough crowd! LOL I’m rooting for Oklahoma now – hey, I picked them on my first sheet, after all! I wonder whether that would be their first title?
Bob…it would be Oklahoma’s first title. They have lost the Championship game twice – Kansas beat them in 1988 and they lost to Holy Cross in 1947.
Syracuse has one title (2003) as does Villanova(1985)
The UNCheats have 5 titles (’57, ’82, ’93, ’05, ’09)
Go Sooners! At least they wear red!
Well my team is playing in last game. I’ll finish either way w7th more points than last year. Can’t finish last. It has been fun to watch. Time to get back to being a full time shit throwing monkey. It pays the same but has bonus of pissing more people off.
GO UNC!
UNC can blow me.
I’ve wrapped up 67th place. My goal was to beat Dan’s 9 year old kid and Mrs. Dilligaf.
Mission Accomplished.
Going to be a good game. Once UNC pulls away I’ll have a Victory beer. It would be nice to finish with more than a 1000 points. Not bad for a novice. Next year look out. Straight to number one……
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Now back to regularly scheduled program.
The only one to pick the final game, I’ll take it!
Yeah baby UNC all the way.
UNCES
My just for fun “coin toss” experimental bracket was an epic failure, maybe next year I will try using darts.
I did the coin toss couple of years ago same result as you Dan. This year I put a little effort in and it worked much better.
39. 32 UNC Yeah baby…
Thinking about it some more
darts might be a good idea. There is a bit of choice but radomness as well
mmmmmm
Congrats Admin. I was only playing. Happy to see your team win. I was only trying to Yank your chain.
Cheers
rt
Boom!!! Stuck, you can buy me a beer next time we meet & I’ll call it good!
Okay time for a break from Doom. I’m sharpening pencil for bracket.