Some great responses yesterday on the employee theft question. Today’s question comes from there. Did you ever stumble upon employees in an amorous situation at your job?
Question of the Day, Mar 30
Some great responses yesterday on the employee theft question. Today’s question comes from there. Did you ever stumble upon employees in an amorous situation at your job?
Will T4C tell all in today’s installment of “As the Platform Turns”?
I finger a little pussy while driving my truck.
Everyone’s swapping sex stories and bb is telling us about his hemorrhoids.
We usually had two employees per office, a specialist and a secretary. In one of our offices in Northern Virginia our 50-something specialist, a divorced black male, and our 50-something secretary, a divorced white female were finished with all of the appointments one day and subsequently broke one of the hydraulic desk chairs. She admitted to it and he claimed Dindu Nuffin status. Good times.
T4C- I was just funnin ya…….we were hoping for the juicy details. 🙂
Just tell us it was not closet sex.
Are you kidding? I was in the Radio broadcasting biz for over 20 years!
Here’s me fingering Little bb when she was just a few weeks old.
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Here’s Little bb when I told her the bad news about being a pussy.
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Damn, not only do I not get invited to THOSE kinds of parties (see 2 AM thread) but I don’t work in THOSE kinds of places!
I’m going to give up all this engineering shit, it’s not sensual! I’m going to leave the wife and kids, run off to Baja and live on the beach drinking Margaritas and eating burritos while chasing tail night and day until I die of some horrible VD-related breakdown ….
Nah, got bills to pay. We had suspicions about one couple, but never caught them at it or could prove anything. Not enough hiding places in industrial plants!
Many years ago I worked alone some nights in a basement computer room, and my then girlfriend occasionally kept me company. One night about 20 minutes before shift turnover, I was getting a blowjob in the glassed control section of the room when some black guys from the midnight shift came in early while she was on her knees as I sat in one of those swivel chairs. Busted!
When working late in my office at the 319th Bomb Wing, the secure Intelligence Room was next door. Pilots would use a desk in there for horizontal refreshments that banged the wall like a bed; I would loiter in the hall when they stopped to see who the female was. One night there arose a clatter in a 321st Comm Sq storage room so I opened the door to discover two WAF banging each other. I Conducted a night security check of the 2021st Communications building and discovered a Black Sgt deep into a blond Switchboard Operator and accidentally another WAF blowing somebody in a car in the parking lot. At a SATCOM Hqs party for a departing officer, a WAF took the guest of honor into the bedroom with every ones knowledge for a special good-bye. A beautiful blond 2nd Lt “S” arrived at our unit and became the Commanders Special Assistant in a private connected office. Her only other duty was to escort other unit’s Commanders on TDYs. I had to brief the Security Police Commander about a Top Secret BOLO message I received from COMSEC Hqs about some suspected Russian signal spies using a truck that might visit our area but all he wanted to discuss was 2nd Lt “S”. A very good 1st Lt Engineer in our unit was given a boot-leg copy of a “Firewall-9” OER that our Commander had given 2nd Lt “S”; he showed it privately to the rest of us Company Grade Officers and we were all very pissed. Then late one day I got a call from another Captain at Luke AFB who wanted to know what to expect of a 2nd Lt “S” that was being assigned to him. I told him “off the record” that she was all the base Colonel’s Spare Tail Assembly and he said he’d be ready. I followed up and he had busted her out; I was able to verify it. While at Izmir AFB, the wife of one of my Sgts accused four Turks of raping her when the Sgt caught them all “delicado”. All Izmir was abuzz because that was a death sentence for all four Turks. Then the Turkish and American investigators concluded that the wife with lying; a real USAF Face-Palm situation; both were Immediately spirited home to avoid the Turks arresting her; I had to handle the shipping of their household goods. I ran into the guy Stateside one day but I felt so sorry for him that I didn’t say a thing about it.
Years ago, in between career “adjustments”, I took a job as a sales manager of an automotive dealership. There was a saleswoman who was 12 years younger than me and really pretty, but very insecure. At the bars after work, she would take other salesmen out and give them BJ’s in their cars in the parking lot.
Anyway, one winter night, I was snow plowing the lot in a Chevy 2500 pick-up. I had the heater and radio cranked up. Had pretty much the entire front of the dealership done for the most part and was now plowing the back areas where the service / body shop cars were parked. It was still snowing and visibility was near zero.
In other words, it was kind of a magical evening.
So, I decided to pull back up front, walk inside and grab a coffee. When I got back into the truck, this chick was sitting in the passenger seat. Oh well. Plowing snow can be lonely, so what the heck? I reversed and drove back to the back 40 again and resumed plowing. We were small talking, no big deal. Then, she said she wanted to tell me something. I asked her “What”. She told me to stop the truck. I did, and asked her: “What is it”?
She then jumps my bones, starts kissing me and grabs my package. She tells me she thinks she is in love with me. I gently pushed her back. Thought about it a minute. Had a vision of my wife and kids in my mind and told her “this is not going to happen”, but thanks anyway” then dropped her off back up front of the showroom. Awkward.
When I was done plowing later, I changed my shirt in my office and splashed some cologne in order to cover the smell of her perfume on me. My wife’s intuition is wickedly accurate. But her sense of smell is even more acute. No way was I taking any chances, even though I was innocent. Kind of…
Once while working at around 1 in the morning, in one of our nations lessor known Catholic Law School libraries.
The library was were open late at night because it was during exam period, but as exams were almost over the library was empty except for myself and the students working the circulation desk.
I was sitting at the reference desk which was next to the foot of the center stair.well, two students went into the stairwell, I started to hear the moans and groans of amorous love making coming from the landing half way between the first and second floor, the sound was loud enough that the students working at the circulation desk could hear the couple in the midst of their coitus.
The students at the circ desk asked my why I was not going to investigate what was happening. I told them I had a pretty good idea what was happening and walking in on that scene was out side my job description and even if it was I did not get paid enough to do so, eventually the sounds abated and the two amorous law students came down the stairs and went on their way.
TBP has become Penthouse Forum…
Ugh. I felt I needed a bath after reading about Cruz last week and now this?
I fear for TBP once admin leaves the weekend open for all sort of unsupervised shenanigans.
I hope the doc and nurse aren’t copulating in the emergency room if I ever have to go there.
Maybe tomorrow Mike can ask us what our most unusual position was.
On an episode of The Newlyweds the host asked “Where was the most unusual place you made whoopie”. And the girl answered, “In my rear.” It was pretty funny.
Back around 2001, Pfizer bought Warner-Lambert, the original developer of Lipitor. W-L knew they had a blockbuster on their hands, so they put an anti-takeover poison pill in their corporate charter: Any hostile takeover firm was required to provide an incredibly rich severance package to “any employee who has any change in their responsibilities for any reason” during the 2 years after the takeover, that equaled their annual salary plus 1 month per year of service. Needless to say, most took this great deal if they could qualify. I was hired by Pfizer just after the takeover.
Well, in three different cases, employees began a brazenly open affair with their direct manager. Of course, HR could not allow anyone to manage someone with whom they are in a relationship, so the subordinate employee was transferred to another department. They then raised their hand, saying that they now qualified for the enhanced severance package. THEY ALL GOT IT!
Wouldn’t you agree to sleep with your boss for 2 or more years of pay, even if you had to split it with your boss?
Stucky, I heard that Newlywed Game quote is actually, “Gotta be the butt, Bob”.
Peaknic
I was going from memory. Yes, you are correct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=n-qc-ntq5qw
Does it count when a lap dance by a mid-level manager is all over an older fellow who happens to be one of her staff members? Does it count double when she believes she is entitled and over-sex’d enough that she did this at the close of a staff meeting in front of everyone? ( Usually she had the ability to just haul a guy into her office and close the doors (under the guise of a ‘meeting’), where by most of us would grow more disgusted at what we’d NOT see. )
She didn’t get away with it. She was investigated and some of us were interviewed, myself included. (I wasn’t her type!)