Reject the use of national security to spy on citizens who are not suspected of a crime.
Revisit the Patriot Act and overturn unconstitutional executive decisions.
“I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear that I will execute the office of president of the United States faithfully, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the constitution of the United States.”
TPC
April 1, 2016 11:06 am
Similar to the airhorn one, except under an office chair. The guy was known for sleeping on the job, so we taped it under the chair under the cylinder so only when someone rocked all the way back in the seat would it actually go off.
When he finally leaned back in it the chair got hung up on the airhorn and it continued to go off while he frantically tried to fix it.
Probably the funniest part was that the guy didn’t think to cut it off with the knife he had on him, so he just kept yanking on the duct tape while calling us all assholes.
Fun times.
We also ran a line from the battery to the forklift seat, so when you touched any metal it zapped you.
card802
April 1, 2016 11:08 am
Not a April Fools day joke but:
I ran Track and Cross Country in High School. Our locker room was on the other side of the JV football teams locker room and the boys used to enjoy picking on some of the weaker runners.
So, my brother and I hatched a plan.
We did the normal covering of toilets with cellophane, switched the hot and cold handles on the showers, tape up the showers heads, etc.
The funniest thing we did is “borrow” the master key for their lockers, so we opened each locker and unscrewed them from the wall and moved them to another wall. If that didn’t cause enough confusion we also switched out the locks and their clothes from one locker to another.
A friends dad had a horse race farm, we took full strength horse liniment and dipped the crotch of their underwear in the liniment.
You can’t wash that stuff off and boy does it burn the balls.
The football coach was so mad he had the school withhold our varsity letters at the awards banquet, so in protest the entire CC team stood up and scraped our vegetables on the floor, had a good laugh and sat back down.
The principle made a school announcement the next morning about how disappointment he was in our actions.
We still got our letters two weeks later. Pussy’s.
Bea Lever
April 1, 2016 11:10 am
The Russians are hinting that Trump and Bernie Sanders will form a federation and run on the same ticket as independents after they are robbed of their party nominations.
TRUMP/SANDERS 2016
the tumbleweed
April 1, 2016 12:50 pm
I do not like April Fools Day, I think people are too childish as it is, therefore any holiday which encourages child like pranks should be avoided. People, especially millennials, really need to grow tf up.
Bah humbug.
BUCKHED
April 1, 2016 12:52 pm
My Junior year in High School . I took one of the dissecting frogs from the bio lab and carried it into the lunch room.
When I finished my lunch I placed the frog belly up ( with all of its guts exposed ) on the lunch plate,covered it up with napkins and waited for the disposal area to get congested .
I slid my plate amongst all of the others and walked away at a brisk pace away . I had only gotten a few steps when the lunch disposal lady let out a blood curdling scream . It was the talk of the school and was the subject of the morning intercom lecture from the principal.
I got way with it ( by keeping my mouth shut ) …no one knew until the school year ended .
That lunch lady never worked the disposal again .
Thinker
April 1, 2016 12:54 pm
Yoji’s on the caffeine again…
ASIG
April 1, 2016 11:31 pm
My sisters and I inherited the property were we grew up in the country.
On one April first (about 10 years ago) I drove by there and about a half mile from the property I saw this huge sign in the middle of this large empty plot of land. The sign said something to the affect – Future home of (some name) Indian Casino and Hotel. This was a totally professional looking sign absolutely not something homemade. Someone had spent some serious money to produce and install this thing. I didn’t even think to question its authenticity. I of course called my sisters to tell them of this new development going in near our property. They of course thought I was making up some April fool’s joke and I’m trying to convince them that there really is this sign on that neighboring property.
Well the next day it was gone so who ever put the thing up totally had me suckered on that one.
I don’t know if I ever did convince my sisters there really was a sign.
Add:
Take a scalpel and lower the national debt.
Increase exports by 50%.
Reject the use of national security to spy on citizens who are not suspected of a crime.
Revisit the Patriot Act and overturn unconstitutional executive decisions.
“I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear that I will execute the office of president of the United States faithfully, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the constitution of the United States.”
Similar to the airhorn one, except under an office chair. The guy was known for sleeping on the job, so we taped it under the chair under the cylinder so only when someone rocked all the way back in the seat would it actually go off.
When he finally leaned back in it the chair got hung up on the airhorn and it continued to go off while he frantically tried to fix it.
Probably the funniest part was that the guy didn’t think to cut it off with the knife he had on him, so he just kept yanking on the duct tape while calling us all assholes.
Fun times.
We also ran a line from the battery to the forklift seat, so when you touched any metal it zapped you.
Not a April Fools day joke but:
I ran Track and Cross Country in High School. Our locker room was on the other side of the JV football teams locker room and the boys used to enjoy picking on some of the weaker runners.
So, my brother and I hatched a plan.
We did the normal covering of toilets with cellophane, switched the hot and cold handles on the showers, tape up the showers heads, etc.
The funniest thing we did is “borrow” the master key for their lockers, so we opened each locker and unscrewed them from the wall and moved them to another wall. If that didn’t cause enough confusion we also switched out the locks and their clothes from one locker to another.
A friends dad had a horse race farm, we took full strength horse liniment and dipped the crotch of their underwear in the liniment.
You can’t wash that stuff off and boy does it burn the balls.
The football coach was so mad he had the school withhold our varsity letters at the awards banquet, so in protest the entire CC team stood up and scraped our vegetables on the floor, had a good laugh and sat back down.
The principle made a school announcement the next morning about how disappointment he was in our actions.
We still got our letters two weeks later. Pussy’s.
The Russians are hinting that Trump and Bernie Sanders will form a federation and run on the same ticket as independents after they are robbed of their party nominations.
TRUMP/SANDERS 2016
I do not like April Fools Day, I think people are too childish as it is, therefore any holiday which encourages child like pranks should be avoided. People, especially millennials, really need to grow tf up.
Bah humbug.
My Junior year in High School . I took one of the dissecting frogs from the bio lab and carried it into the lunch room.
When I finished my lunch I placed the frog belly up ( with all of its guts exposed ) on the lunch plate,covered it up with napkins and waited for the disposal area to get congested .
I slid my plate amongst all of the others and walked away at a brisk pace away . I had only gotten a few steps when the lunch disposal lady let out a blood curdling scream . It was the talk of the school and was the subject of the morning intercom lecture from the principal.
I got way with it ( by keeping my mouth shut ) …no one knew until the school year ended .
That lunch lady never worked the disposal again .
Yoji’s on the caffeine again…
My sisters and I inherited the property were we grew up in the country.
On one April first (about 10 years ago) I drove by there and about a half mile from the property I saw this huge sign in the middle of this large empty plot of land. The sign said something to the affect – Future home of (some name) Indian Casino and Hotel. This was a totally professional looking sign absolutely not something homemade. Someone had spent some serious money to produce and install this thing. I didn’t even think to question its authenticity. I of course called my sisters to tell them of this new development going in near our property. They of course thought I was making up some April fool’s joke and I’m trying to convince them that there really is this sign on that neighboring property.
Well the next day it was gone so who ever put the thing up totally had me suckered on that one.
I don’t know if I ever did convince my sisters there really was a sign.