TBPer DREAM HOUSE

Tell the truth all you INTJs. This is your dream house.

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TC
TC
April 7, 2016 6:37 am

Where’s the rifle range?

Hollow man
Hollow man
April 7, 2016 6:38 am

Yes, where is the rifle range.

Billy
Billy
April 7, 2016 6:45 am

Oh come ON!!

“Where’s the rifle range?”

How do you “mastermind” INTJ’s expect to rule the world if you can’t think your way out of that little problem?

Answer is that you’re looking at it.

The water. Couldn’t ask for a flatter surface devoid of obstacles. Make some floating targets, use the BOATS on shore to tow them out, anchor them, then affix wind flags.

Best thing is, when you’re done you just pull the targets back in and your “rifle range” is now a fishing spot.

“Masterminds”….. pfft…

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
April 7, 2016 7:05 am

I like this one. Big ass moat, no grass to mow. Bench rest is on the parapet and targets are on the next island over.

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This one would be cool too. That’s house over on the left. Surrounded by rifle range. I believe this place is an actual hunting lodge.

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Maggie
Maggie
April 7, 2016 7:07 am

This one is a fixer upper…
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Rob in Nova Scotia
Rob in Nova Scotia
April 7, 2016 7:11 am

It is…

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
April 7, 2016 7:15 am

The trouble with the “dream house” admin posted is that it looks too inviting and someone might get the idea that coming over would be a good idea.

Mike in CT
Mike in CT
April 7, 2016 7:17 am

Please don’t shoot at floating targets on a flat wet surface….Geez you guys….Ricochet Danger Alert….I like the set up IS shows benchrest on Big Island, Targets on the other…Cool set up…Mike

Dutchman
Dutchman
April 7, 2016 8:21 am

Where are the rail guns?

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
April 7, 2016 8:26 am

Perfect !! Just add a little razor wire.

Rdawg
Rdawg
April 7, 2016 9:50 am

Also needs a couple rifle towers, solar panels and maybe a wind turbine. Otherwise, yep.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
April 7, 2016 9:52 am

Fresh or salt water? Fresh water yes. Salt water no.

Rifle range idea is golden. Who gives a shit about ricochets if the SHTF?

Persnickety
Persnickety
April 7, 2016 11:55 am

Needs more moat.

Suzanna
Suzanna
April 7, 2016 12:47 pm

Nice fantasy!

starfcker
starfcker
April 7, 2016 1:42 pm

How am I going to get the dry cleaning done?

Unwelcoming
Unwelcoming
April 7, 2016 2:33 pm

I keep looking at this photo and it looks like heaven to me. For target practice, I would just shoot at any strange boats coming in too close.

On another note, I keep seeing “INTJ” popping up on TBP. So, I searched the archives to take the test Admin posted on 9/3/2015.

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp

No surprise I guess:

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Tucci78
Tucci78
April 7, 2016 5:08 pm

Yeah, but the basement floods.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
April 7, 2016 5:42 pm

How far is it to the grocery store?

starfcker
starfcker
April 7, 2016 5:42 pm

Who down arrowed me? If you ever got a bad ass place like that, you want to wander around looking like Thurston fucking Howell the third, not some ragamuffin

Stubb
Stubb
April 7, 2016 6:16 pm

In the uspoken words of Gilligan, give me a few days alone with Ginger and Mary Ann and I care not about food.

Stubb
Stubb
April 7, 2016 6:16 pm

Or dry cleaning for that matter.

Mesomorph
Mesomorph
April 7, 2016 6:23 pm

Yep. It’s not my dream house if it doesn’t have a 1000 yard range.

Billy, I wouldn’t be concerned about ricochets because I wouldn’t be shooting in the direction of anything on the other shore anyway. I personally wouldn’t shoot targets on the water because sometimes I like to shoot for smallest groups and that would be hard to do if the target is floating but I admit would add a welcome challenge. My favorite thing to do though is ring steel at distances ranging from 100-400 yards with a 24″ AR and it would take a lot of effort to have a few dozen plates all over the lake.

A radio controlled boat towing a platform with Tannerite would be a lot of fun too.

Llpoh
Llpoh
April 7, 2016 6:36 pm

Limited firewood

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
April 7, 2016 9:25 pm

Unfit is an INTJ? What a conundrum, they’ll let anybody join.
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EL Coyote
EL Coyote
April 7, 2016 9:30 pm

Stubb says: In the unspoken words of Gilligan, give me a few days alone with Ginger and Mary Ann and I care not about food.

Stubby, one reason this escapist show passed muster with the censors is that it’s understood Gilli and Skipper were together. Notice any resemblance to Modern Family?

A rich couple, a gay couple, a sexy chick, a practical chick, a tinkering professor…