YOUR NEW $20 BILL

Llpoh should be happy. Central bankers should be happy. Black people should be happy. Women should be happy. Even angry people should be happy, based on the look on old Harriet’s face. She don’t look too happy.

I wonder if I randomly asked 100 people in West Philly to name the person in that picture and tell me what she did, how many would know? My guess is maybe 3 people would know.


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Modern Chronicler
Modern Chronicler
April 20, 2016 2:02 pm

I respect her, but I think Frederick Douglass would have been no less adequate.

My question is – why now? Why at all? Why is this even necessary?

nkit
nkit
April 20, 2016 2:12 pm

Why do they want to put Aunt Esther on the 20 dollar bill? Might as well put Fred and Lamont on the back…

AC
AC
April 20, 2016 2:14 pm

Based on the ever-declining value of the currency, the Treasury should scrap all current coins and bills. The existing coins and bills should be replaced:

A new $1 coin, about the size of the current penny.
A new $5 coin, about the size of the current nickel.
A new $10 coin, about the size of the current dime.
A new $25 coin, about the size of the current quarter.
A new $50 coin, about the size of the current half-dollar.
A new $100 coin, about the size of the old silver dollar coins.

The new bills should have ex-FED chairmen on them, and come in $500, $1000, $5000, $10,000, $100,000, and eventually $1/$10/$100 million, $1/$10/$100 billion, and $1/$10/$100 trillion dollar denominations (planning for future inflation).

Perhaps we could hire consultants from the central bank of Zimbabwe to help handle this properly?

Dan
Dan
April 20, 2016 2:23 pm

I thought she was already on a syrup bottle??

Vodka
Vodka
April 20, 2016 2:24 pm

That’s Aunt Jemima in her youth. Her scowl is because she just learned that high fructose corn syrup would be the new ingredient that ‘improved’ the family syrup recipe.

Dutchman
Dutchman
April 20, 2016 2:27 pm

Yeah gads – a dead nigger on a $20 bill.

I say Hillary on the $3, and Bernie on the $4.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
April 20, 2016 2:35 pm

Someone called me and said they will make the bank give them tens for any 20 dollar bills they should get that have this picture or just outright refuse to handle it ………..that’s rayciss.

Also I heard that the sale of sharpies is off the hook across the south, after pondering what that is about it dawned on me that some people might write the “N” word on these bills…………that’s rayciss.

Oh really?
Oh really?
April 20, 2016 2:38 pm

Where is the Onion?

Bullock
Bullock
April 20, 2016 2:40 pm

Hell let them put whomever they want on US bills. The dollar won’t be around much longer anyway.

Ed
Ed
April 20, 2016 2:49 pm

Just wait. There’ll be a $10,000 coin with The Kikuyu on the obverse, minted of aluminum. It won’t be long, either.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
April 20, 2016 2:55 pm

T4C- A comment on ZH said leave off the picture and just print FSA on the front of the twenty……..now there is a good idea.

That would indicate just how worthless this toilet paper currency has become. Then on the other hand the above photo would serve the same purpose.

harry p
harry p
April 20, 2016 3:06 pm

Why is Aunt Jamima on the $20, shes already got her own syrup…

John Angelo
John Angelo
April 20, 2016 3:12 pm

So Harriet Tubman is going to replace Andrew Jackson on the $20. Not happy about who’s being replaced at all. Take that power-grabbing federalist bastard Alexander Hamilton off the $10, but keep our federal bank-busting Jackson on there. At least Jackson can win a duel.

TC
TC
April 20, 2016 3:18 pm

That look is what is affectionately known as a “blackitude.”

Suzanna
Suzanna
April 20, 2016 3:44 pm

bad news

rhs jr
rhs jr
April 20, 2016 3:50 pm

Vote Trump who will fire the Communist Idiots.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 20, 2016 4:04 pm

I read Michelle on her first night in the WH put up her fav pic of Heada Lettuce transgender ..Then had pizza flown in from Chicago.Obama put his feet up on w h desk .

ragman
ragman
April 20, 2016 4:08 pm

She’s a looker, ain’t she?

kokoda
kokoda
April 20, 2016 4:11 pm

More shit in our face by the black, Muzzie Pres. He’s destroying Christianity and supporting Muzzie extremists and now we get Tubman (who dat) that everyone will remember for doing….

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 20, 2016 4:11 pm

The woman looks like one Sanford and sons cast member that played his mean relative. Do not remember her name.She did a wonderful job at comedy.

Persnickety
Persnickety
April 20, 2016 4:16 pm

When 20’s replace two-ply, which face would you rather wipe your ass with?

wdg
wdg
April 20, 2016 4:44 pm

What do Jack Lew, Ben Bernanke and the Rothschilds have in common? They are all Money Changers who now control the privately owned Federal Reserve, the value of your money and the US government. Andrew Jackson stood tall against the Money Changers but the era of honest money ended with the election of Woodrow Wilson and the establishment of the Federal Reserve in 1913, which heralded the decline of America. Jefferson’s quote below is very prophetic.

“If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and the corporations which grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children wake up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.”
– Thomas Jefferson

“You are a den of vipers and thieves. I intend to rout you out, and by the eternal God, I will rout you out.” (Andrew Jackson, to a delegation of bankers discussing the recharter of the Second Bank of the United States, 1832)

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 20, 2016 5:02 pm

The real intention of this is to further discourage the use of cash.

Cricket
Cricket
April 20, 2016 5:04 pm

I’m surprised Obama didn’t put his own face on the 20 dollar bill, especially since it’s 420.

Llpoh
Llpoh
April 20, 2016 7:03 pm

Andrew Jackson is dropping off?

Woohoo! I will be able to carry twenties again. Unless that ugly dour black woman committed genocide on Indians, in which case I will still have to stick to tens.

Gator
Gator
April 20, 2016 7:13 pm

I applause this decision. I hope the other ones admin posted happen too. Get this shitshow over with. Now our clown bux will really for the part. They have trashed our currency’s value for 100 years, might as well make it look retarded too.

David
David
April 20, 2016 7:18 pm

As I remember from history, Hamilton thought the sedition acts that let the government silence and jail the press were a great idea, so perfect for today, definitely a keeper.

KaD
KaD
April 20, 2016 7:29 pm

I’d bet more people would ID her as Aunt Jemima. While I would not have recognized the picture I do know the story of Harriet Tubman.

Anon
Anon
April 20, 2016 7:57 pm

Agreed with other anonymous, just a ploy to get all you (us) old stubborn racist fucks into electronic transactions.

Ed
Ed
April 20, 2016 8:10 pm

“As I remember from history, Hamilton thought the sedition acts that let the government silence and jail the press were a great idea,”

Whatever the failings on his part, remember, gentle reader, that Aaron Burr did humankind a great service when he faced Hamilton on the field of honor and lit his ass up with a .69 cal. pistol.

Brian
Brian
April 20, 2016 8:13 pm

THIS!!! vvvv Excellent!
“Based on the ever-declining value of the currency, the Treasury should scrap all current coins and bills. The existing coins and bills should be replaced:

A new $1 coin, about the size of the current penny.
A new $5 coin, about the size of the current nickel.
A new $10 coin, about the size of the current dime.
A new $25 coin, about the size of the current quarter.
A new $50 coin, about the size of the current half-dollar.
A new $100 coin, about the size of the old silver dollar coins.

The new bills should have ex-FED chairmen on them, and come in $500, $1000, $5000, $10,000, $100,000, and eventually $1/$10/$100 million, $1/$10/$100 billion, and $1/$10/$100 trillion dollar denominations (planning for future inflation).

Perhaps we could hire consultants from the central bank of Zimbabwe to help handle this properly?”

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 20, 2016 8:14 pm

I believe this is a prelude to Zimbabwe bucks.Why put a in your face looking black after Barry and tranny robbed America blind.Gave bankers,congress,big pharma the green light to rob cheat and steel.What left?Oh ,selling baby organs $$$$$$$$ like Satan

General
General
April 20, 2016 8:46 pm

Putting Harriet Tubman on the 20 dollar bill should be a flashing red sign that the reign of the Federal Reserve note aka fake dollar is nearing its end.

Don’t forget the the US dollar is used in many other countries (I have been to 12). I guarantee that many people will laugh at the new 20 dollar bill.

Full Retard
Full Retard
April 20, 2016 8:51 pm

Following I-S’ advice, we should stop using any bills under $50.
The bills will go the way of the Sacajawea dollar. Stashed away in, no, they can burn it, unlike coins.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 20, 2016 9:18 pm

More shit in our face by the black, Muzzie Pres-Ya think?

John Angelo
John Angelo
April 20, 2016 9:22 pm

It’s not stopping with the $20. Eleanor Roosevelt, Martin Luther King Jr., and Marian Anderson (who?!) are being added to the $5 and leaders of the suffrage movement will be added to the back of the $10. Because as we all know, only blacks and women founded the United States of America..

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-harriet-tubman-20-bill-20160420-story.html

At the same time I genuinely don’t care and yet am completely pissed off somehow.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 20, 2016 9:25 pm

So Larry Summers wants the 100$ bill gone.Time over due to audit the fed ,prosecute the bankers,instead of fines.

Full Retard
Full Retard
April 20, 2016 9:42 pm

This is the hyena’s way of giving you a choice, not that is has to be a good choice.
Since the visitors took a shit outside the locked toilets during the government shutdown, we can expect they will deal with this bullshit accordingly.

I like the new super duper ATMs at BankAmerica, they let you choose the denomination you want your cash in.

Back in the 80’s twenty dollar bills were known as yuppie food stamps. Now that they have a pic of Lashickeniqua, we might call them KFC dollars.

The new math: Airwrecka has one $KFC-20, how many pieces of chicken can she buy if she also wants a biscuit, fries and a large fountain drink?

Ed
Ed
April 20, 2016 9:44 pm

I guess I almost give a shit…nah.

I somehow fail to give a shit. Does that make me a bad person?

Full Retard
Full Retard
April 20, 2016 9:52 pm

Ed, if you intend to wipe your ass with the new $20s then you might be a bad person but who could blame you?

Nobody asked me or I would have said Dolly Parton, isn’t she the one who sewed the flag?

Full Retard
Full Retard
April 20, 2016 10:15 pm
Hollow man
Hollow man
April 20, 2016 10:20 pm

By the time it is distributed US money may not be worth much anyway. That would be appropriate as the trillions that have spent on welfare and Medicaid have helped bring the dollar to worthlessness.

Full Retard
Full Retard
April 21, 2016 12:03 am

Hollow Man, If a country has the GDP, they can spend a lot of money and the currency will still have value. When a country like Zimbabwe has no GDP, they can print as much as they want but they are only slicing the pie smaller and smaller.

Since the jobs went abroad, I suspect we don’t have the GDP we used to have. Money printing is all we’ve got in the chamber. The government pays that money out to connected people, bankers, insurance, congressmen.. via internal money laundering scams called social programs.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 21, 2016 3:17 am

Why someone scowling and hateful?Message?Can’t help but wonder how this will look after Americans embellish each Tubman 20 and pass it on as their message to treasury

the tumbleweed
the tumbleweed
April 21, 2016 7:41 am

“At least Jackson can win a duel.” HAHAHAHA. God bless Aaron Burr, the first (but certainly not the last) sitting Vice President to shoot someone.

Lipoh, go hide in Cuckstralia, and stay there please, you fit right in with the disarmed populace. Jackson was very much an 18th century man, forged by war at a young age, watched his family drop like flies, fought his enemies at every turn, and stood up for his people (white working class) the best ways he knew how. Not perfect, but he seemed to know the common sense things that are completely forgotten today. As if the Indians weren’t subjugating surrounding tribes and those they conquered for 10,000 years before Jackson. Yet we’re supposed to weep over the Trail of Tears for social justice brownie points forever?

1980XLS
1980XLS
April 21, 2016 8:12 am

At least if they put Oprah on there, the average street nigga might know who she was.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 21, 2016 8:16 am

Going back to this would be better, but probably politically incorrect today.

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diogenes
diogenes
April 21, 2016 8:29 am

Hey brudda you got change for a Jemima?

TJF
TJF
April 21, 2016 8:32 am

I like Jackson for his central bank hating ways and always thought it was stupid that his picture adorned FRNs from a central bank that he would’ve tirelessly tried to destory.

Hamilton, as much as I disagree with his position, at least makes sense to be on FRNs since the system we have is something that he would’ve dreamed about.

I suppose Tubman, at least according to the myths that I was taught in school, at least fought on the side of freedom.

cracka
cracka
April 21, 2016 8:34 am

Can I buy more or less crack with thats ?